(cre) Siel: ROight.. searching for buttermilk in altavista gives me as first link...
(cre) Siel: 1. Cincinnati.com - Traffic Reports
You creator-tell: How disappointing. The first link should always be porn. :-(
(cre) Siel: Odd Drakkie... that is what Eight thought too :P
You creator-tell: Why, I can think of at least a dozen pornographic uses for buttermilk off the top of my head, and I'm not even trying!
(cre) Eight: erm, don't equate Drakkosian-type-like thinking with me :-)
(cre) Siel: Porn is not even in the first 20.. Buttermilk is neither of course.
You creator-tell: Try 'buttermilk' and 'enema'.
You creator-tell: That's bound to score something.
(cre) Kiaril: tried searching for buttermilk +"the dairy product yuo flyhaeds!!11!!'
(cre) Eight: worse?!? how?!?
(cre) Siel: You think about them but don't share :P
(cre) Dogbolter: Drakkos doesn't actually feature in any of them.
(cre) Kiaril decides not to ask what Siel wants inforation on buttermilk for.
(cre) Terano: Hmm.. What does Enema and Butter milk come up with? :P
(cre) Wenda: search and see :-)
You creator-tell: Wow...
(cre) Siel: Well.. I like buttermilk Kiaril and just wondered in what discusting ways they make the stuff :P
You creator-tell: Results 1 - 10 of about 255. Search took 0.31 seconds.
(cre) Terano: I don't want to search enema on my screen while there is a lady watching!
You creator-tell: Believe it or not, it seems to actually be something that people do. :-P
(cre) Siel: Buttermilk enemas??
(cre) Dasquian: "Really?"
(cre) Terano: Ok, I have to look now.
(cre) Terano fires up Google.
You creator-tell: www.healthlibrary.com/reading/ncure/chap35.htm
(cre) Wenda: metacrawler!
You creator-tell: 'Buttermilk enema twice a week is also soothing and helps in re-installing a healthy flora in the colon'
You creator-tell: Well, I'm sold! Where do I sign up?
(cre) Dasquian: Crikey.
(cre) Terano: Ok, now I don't want to look anymore..
(cre) Terano: But while I have google open..
(cre) Sera floats in, numb and wisdom-toothless
(cre) Terano searches for hot lesbain pr0n
You creator-tell: Cronic; ulcerative colitis is a severe prolonged inflammation of; the colon or large bowel in which ulcers form on the; walls of the colon, resulting in the passing of blood; stools with pus and mucus.
You creator-tell: . o O ("Mmm... mucus")
(cre) Siel: bleeh
(cre) Terano: hehe..
(cre) Terano: I'd laugh if a Discworld cre log came up :P
You creator-tell: You never know, it might in future. :-)
(cre) Terano: nayt.dyndns.org/netparty/70899.html
(cre) Siel: You know.. I have 10 bottles of the stuff in my icybox Drakkie.. somehow it will never be the same :(
(cre) Terano: Ooh.. a hit!
(cre) Kiaril is red to the tips of her well-pluggedd ears.
(cre) Kiaril: after today this particular log might turn up :/
You creator-tell: I admit I never expected for one minute that a buttermilk enema was the Done Thing. :-P
(cre) Sera: a what?
You creator-tell: I suppose it shouldn't surprise me. :-)
(cre) Wenda: You never know what people will use drakkos :-)
(cre) Dogbolter: Where they shove buttermilk upi your arse. You're a nurse. You know this.
(cre) Drakkos nods cheerfully.
(cre) Drakkos looks up a Nescafe Enema.
(cre) Siel: "An effective remedy for ulcerative colitis is the use of butter-milk. It is the residual milk left after the fat has been removed from yogurt by churning. Buttermilk enema twice a week is also soothing and helps in re-installing a healthy flora in the colon."
(cre) Siel: Flora?? Flora...??
(cre) Wobin: Look up a caffiene IV while you're there Drakky =O)
[Skei leaves Discworld]
(cre) Sera goes back to floating happily on dentist drugs
You creator-tell: Flora... it's margarine.
(cre) Dogbolter: Yes, the bacterial population.
You creator-tell: Or butter. :-P
(cre) GoldenThread goes looking for the bucket.
(cre) Wenda: laugh drakkos
(cre) Dasquian: Flora is a good lube.
(cre) Terano: Try looking up Lye Enima!
(cre) Siel thinks this is one of those life altering experiences.
(cre) Terano passes Drakkos a bucket of lye.
(cre) Wenda: this, is a chemical burn.
You creator-tell: Who wants to read my article about fecal transfusions, since we're being all medical?
(cre) Wenda: actually...ow :-P
(cre) Terano: It will hurt more then you have ever been burned before, and you will have a scar!
(cre) Dogbolter: Google is crap.
You creator-tell: Well, not mine... but it was sent to me so I own it according to Law.
(cre) Dogbolter: Your search - timtam enema - did not match any documents
(cre) Terano: Google rox0rs.
(cre) Wenda: oh dear :-P
(cre) Dasquian: Google's great.
(cre) Wenda: metacrawler metacrawler
You creator-tell: Jesus. 'saying it only be good when they do the coffee enema thing too'
(cre) Drakkos adds 'Nescafe Enema' to the list of Things He's Learned Today.
(cre) Dogbolter: www.colonichealth.com/erecipes.htm
(cre) Siel thinks frape
(cre) Eight: learned? or wanted to do?
(cre) Kiaril: out of whats left of my curiousity (:P) is this getting logged?
(cre) Sera can log it
You creator-tell: Well, that's a very short-lived list because I have a hose in the backyard, buttermilk in the fridge and Nescafe in the cupboard.
(cre) Eight always logs
(cre) Dogbolter: Hamster enema throws up 579 articles.
(cre) Wenda: I think I will go to bed, I am getting carpet burnt elbows
(cre) Siel: Ow.. nonono.
(cre) Siel: All you need is a shacker now Drakkos
(cre) Sera: is that an enema using hamsters or for hamsters?
(cre) GoldenThread starts sobbing.
You creator-tell: I've heard of Hamsters being used in a related... um... practise. Never heard of them being propelled from a hose.
(cre) Terano: When I was on the floor in weeks past, I oftneen had problems with carpet burn!
(cre) Dasquian: lol
(cre) Wenda: I can see why.
(cre) Siel: Reading American Psycho gives a new meaning to hamsters..... :(
(cre) Anni: The carpet at Fingil's new house is evil on knees.. *looks thoughtful*
You creator-tell: 'Order Your Enema Bags Here-Use the Keyword Search to find Enema Bags & Colon Boards'
You creator-tell: My futile daily searches at Amazon are over!
(cre) Anni: No really, it's like... hessian or something.. it's really rough. It's bad enough on feet
(cre) Drakkos peers curiously at Anni.
(cre) Siel: oh no.. anni is here.. how long has she been here? *erases*
You creator-tell: What were you doing on your knees? Omit no details, however sordid.
(cre) Anni: Oh, I've had my eye on you, leetle Siel...
(cre) Siel gurgles
(cre) Dogbolter: There goes the hamster.
You creator-tell: Voomph!
(cre) Anni: Er, kneeling down. Yes, that was it.
(cre) Drakkos nods. Well, yes...
(cre) Wenda coughs.
You creator-tell: It's very difficult to kneel if you're standing!
(cre) Siel: I found a t-shirt today online... it said :Fun Comes Usually
Kneeling.
You creator-tell: Unless you have a degenerative condition that causes your knees to sag.
(cre) Wenda: you can do it if your legs are cut off at the knees.
(cre) Siel: French Connection FCUK collection :P
(cre) Anni: Ow.
You creator-tell: But then your knees become yuor feet by a simple matter of substitution!
(cre) Wenda: they are both your knees and your feet at the same time!
(cre) Wobin: The best t-shirt I saw was called "Funny University" in the Calvin Klein style
(cre) Anni logs the whole conversation and in doing so, kills it.
(cre) Wobin: With a big FU =O)
(cre) Wobin: So then you stood next to someone wearing a Calvin Klein shirt =O)
(cre) Anni: You're not all thinking about me on my knees, are you? *peers8
You creator-tell: I am now.
(cre) Drakkos stares into space.
(cre) Wobin nods and stares as well.
(cre) Sera blushes at anni, no, never!
(cre) GoldenThread: Huh? Wha?
(cre) GoldenThread: sorry *blush*
(cre) GoldenThread: I was somewhere else.
(cre) Siel: Damn.. the t-shirts are only sold in US and UK.
You creator-tell: . o O ("Wow, those knees sure are saggy...")
(cre) Siel leers at Anni's knees
(cre) Sera rubs some cream into anni's carpet burns
(cre) Terano wiggles his knees.
(cre) GoldenThread watches eagerly.
(cre) Dryade wiggles his knees.
(cre) Wobin peers at Dryade.
(cre) Siel leers at Sera and Anni
(cre) Anni thanks Sera and vows never to kneel again. Well at least on the carpet.
(cre) Wobin gets a kneeling cushion for Anni.
(cre) Terano leers at Dryade's knees.
(cre) Sera invites Siel to join them kneeling on the carpet
(cre) Siel: Carry a cushion.. *nodnods*
(cre) Eight: FCUS doesn't have quite the same JEffK implications that FCUK does
(cre) Siel: I got sensitive knees I got.. got a silk cusion or somesuch Sera?
(cre) Sera: come sit on me lap, leetle siel
(cre) Siel: FCUS? where is that Eight?
(cre) Wobin: French Connection United States?
(cre) Siel sits on aunty Sera's lap eagerly
(cre) Wenda gets off her elbows and sits up until her back starts to get sore.
(cre) Sera cuddles siel and pats her knee
You creator-tell: It's very difficult to lie on your elbows while standing!
You creator-tell: Unless your elbows are saggier than Anni's knees.