(cre) Alleya sings "I've got a luverly bunch of coconuts!"
(cre) Jeremy: Prove it.
(cre) Pinkfish: Yes. In detail... :)
(cre) Sousjagne: "There they are, standing in a row..."
(cre) Alleya: "big ones, small ones, some as big as your head"
(cre) Solace chuckles.
(cre) Angora: Your coconuts are standing? In a row? *boggle*
You creator-tell: Coconuts stand? Where're the legs?
(cre) Pinkfish: I worry about anyone that has coconuts as big as their head...
(cre) Solace snickers.
(cre) Rue: must be back breaking : )
You creator-tell: Topheavy. *nods*
(cre) Sousjagne: Makes it difficult to stand up straight, no doubt.
(cre) Angora: Or bottom heavy :)
(cre) Alleya: lol!
You creator-tell: Unless they were hollow. Then they'd just be a flight risk.
(cre) Alleya: well if you fall down you'd bounce straight back up
(cre) Sousjagne cringes at the thought.
(cre) Pinkfish: Unless you fell backwards.
(cre) Sousjagne: That would be *very* painful.
(cre) Saffra: Falling backwards hurts in any case.
(cre) Angora: Unless they are hollow like Solace said, then you could float :)
You creator-tell: Yes, but then they'd have the unfortunate side effect of giving themselves black eyes should they wish to go bungee jumping.
(cre) Rue: instant rafts *nod*
(cre) Sousjagne laughs at Solace!
(cre) Alleya: yes - you'd never have to pay for a life vest
(cre) Eboin: paragliding! (=
You creator-tell: Much like the sideeffects Lara Croft ought to suffer, yet doesn't. Cause coconuts can only defy the law of gravity so much.
(cre) Saffra: Lara Croft is...illogical.
(cre) Eboin: Might do that or skydiving when i return to sydney in feb (=
(cre) Angora: Nipples should be like artificial limbs, you should be able to un screw them and add attachments :)
(cre) Eboin peers at Angora
(cre) Eboin: really?
(cre) Alleya: if Lara Croft was on the titanic she wouldn't have drowned!
You creator-tell: Er. Never been compelled to feel that need for adjustment Angora.
(cre) Saffra: Er, like what? Can openers? Melon ballers?
(cre) Jeremy: Or at least a bigger nozzle.
(cre) Awful starts to ponder what kind of attachments, but decides against it.
(cre) Eboin: Think i like mine the way they are (=
You creator-tell: With the size of her coconuts she'd have been able to keep the Titanic afloat. :P
Eboin L'Femmes laughs at you.
(cre) Alleya is reminded of Kryten's groinal attachments from Red Dwarf
(cre) Angora: One night you could have propellers, the next you could have a pea shooter ..
You creator-tell: Wot Don't laugh at me it's true I tell you! *beams at Eboin*
(cre) Jeremy: His nipples did something too, didn't they?
(cre) Eboin: Laundry calls... byeeeeeeeee
(cre) Awful: Can't you just use pasties like everyone else?
You creator-tell: I really wouldn't want peas being shot from my coconuts.
(cre) Alleya imagines Titanic the movie with lara croft starring....
(cre) Rue: propellers.. ! Spinning in the wind :)
(cre) Pinkfish: Radio receivers I think.
(cre) Sousjagne calls up memory of Austin Powers and "machine-gun jubblies." *shiver*
(cre) Shrike: must dash, gotta free up the phone line :)
(cre) Alleya: or you could have it like the Fembots in Austin Powers
(cre) Alleya: lol! great minds think alike
(cre) Sousjagne grins at Alleya.
(cre) Alleya jumps in the shaguar and does wheelies
(cre) Alleya watches as the conversation dies
(cre) Rhinehold: that's 'cause I logged on... I am good at killing conversations...
(cre) Alleya: lol
(cre) Rhinehold: but not to fear, I'm only on for a minute or two...
(cre) Alleya: I think it was the machine-gun jubblies that did it
(cre) Rue: well, it's not that Rhinehold.. we were afraid you'd start talking about your nipples, too :)
(cre) Angora: I /liked/ those jubblies.
(cre) Rhinehold: mmmm (.)(.)
(cre) Sousjagne: Oh sure, make it my fault, Alleya!
(cre) Sousjagne: :)
(cre) Pinkfish: You want to get replacements for yours?
(cre) Alleya: lol
(cre) Angora: --> ( o )( o ) </-- Fembot Jubblies.
(cre) Alleya hands angora an egg-whisk attachment
(cre) Solace: (^)(^) pushed up against a pane of glass jubblies.
(cre) Rue laughs at Slace
(cre) Angora: lol Solace :)
(cre) Rue: erm.. Solace :)
(cre) Solace: Wot? :P
(cre) Alleya: egg-whisk attachment-jubblies }--E
(cre) Awful: It warms my heart to see such a sober and clean minded bunch of creators.
(cre) Angora: (@)(@) <-- Twisted Jubblies :)
(cre) Sousjagne agrees with Awful. :)
(cre) Solace: There's also (-)(-) jubblies, but wouldn't have a clue what they are. :P
(cre) Angora: Sousjagne started it. :)
(cre) Angora: Those are clamped Solace
(cre) Alleya nodnods and points to sousjagne
(cre) Rue: (+)(+) dead jubblies :)
You creator-tell: Ah...makes sense now.
(cre) Rue: those are clamped jubblies, Solace :)
(cre) Alleya: (8)(8) magic 8-ball jubblies
(cre) Angora: (*)(*) <-- aroused jubblies :)
You creator-tell: Angora: They look like drunk jubblies.
(cre) Angora blames Rue for being late.
(cre) Rue: wha?
(cre) Angora: Hmm.... U U <-- overused/old jubblies?
(cre) Valentijn: double-nippled?
(cre) Alleya hangs an R-Rated sign above the conversation
(cre) Angora: Rue, telling Solace they were clamped :)
(cre) Rue: yah, National Geographic jubblies, those are
(cre) Angora laughs
(cre) Alleya: angora: also Unseen University jubblies!
(cre) Solace snickers.
(cre) Angora: (O)(O) <-- implanted
You creator-tell: (oYo) <-- Anna Nicole Smith perhaps?
(cre) Angora: }B-)
(cre) Jeremy: Ooh, I like that one.
You creator-tell: Which one Jeremy?
(cre) Angora: Who wants to do Dollys?
(cre) Taffyd: Typical.. I go to do some work and I miss out on a nipple-emoticon competition.
(cre) Jeremy: (oYo)
(cre) Jeremy: (oYo)
(cre) Rue: (&)(&) <-- with nipple rings :)
(cre) Angora grins.
You creator-tell: Ow. :P
(cre) Valentijn: brb
(cre) Solace grins at Taffy :)
(cre) Rue: it's not too late!
(cre) Solace: I don't think we could do Dolly's on a single line.
(cre) illusion gasps, _work_? :P
(cre) Alleya: lol
(cre) Angora: (q)(q) <-- You name this one :)
(cre) Taffyd: vertical nipple piercings
(cre) Taffyd: Or christmas decorations.
(cre) Solace: Er...nipples with them bar piercings
(cre) Jeremy: Skydiving: (`)(')
(cre) Solace chuckles
(cre) Angora: lol! :)
(cre) Alleya: this is getting too weird for me
(cre) Taffyd: we've only just begun..
(cre) Angora: (o)i(o) <-- holding a cigarette :)
(cre) Solace: (o)o(o) <- pingpong ball?
(cre) Pinkfish: Ouch.
(cre) Alleya: my parents will kill me if they find me reading this stuff!
(cre) Jeremy: Chorus line on a chilly day: } } } } } } }
(cre) Solace chuckles
(cre) Taffyd: rofl Alleya. :)
(cre) Awful: This? This is innocent.
(cre) Angora: (o)d(o) <-- holding a something else. :)
(cre) Pinkfish: I thought this was much more tame than the one we had earlier.
(cre) Solace: Holding a pipe?
(cre) Jeremy: Um...just how old are you, Alleya?
(cre) Jeremy: Did anyone do (v)(v) ?
(cre) Angora: What are those?
(cre) Solace: We did (^)(^)
(cre) Alleya: I'm 17
(cre) Angora: :)
(cre) Jeremy: Got me.
(cre) Solace: Alleya: Damn I'm nto the baby anymore.
(cre) Jeremy: But they're strangely arousing.
(cre) Rue: [_][_] <-- Tarzan
(cre) Solace: Well they could be nipples against a pane of glass going the other direction.
(cre) Angora: We're doing men too? :)
(cre) Jeremy: Tarzan? Looks more like Robbie the Robot :)
(cre) Alleya: solace: how old are you?
(cre) Angora: * # * <--- Hairy chest :)
(cre) Pinkfish: 17 is not too young to be hearing this.
(cre) Pinkfish: Midnite was only 16 when she was joining in these conversations :)
(cre) Jeremy: Dog: 8 8 8
(cre) Rue: you're too old to hear this, Jeremy :)
(cre) Solace: (^)(^) (v)(v) (^)(^) (v)(v) <-- 'Hot' shower.
(cre) Rue worries about Solace
(cre) Rue: just how much water pressure do you have there, dear? :)
(cre) Angora: That could be jogging :)
Pinkfish grins mischievously at you.
You creator-tell: What? I'm not allowed to be seedy once in a while? :)
(cre) Jeremy: Looks more like a trampoline to me.
(cre) Pinkfish: The man Show!
You creator-tell: Nah, 'Hot' shower, pane of glass...gnah, I shouldn't be deatiling this....
You grin at Pinkfish.
(cre) Jeremy: And the last "pane of glass" one: (<)(>)
(cre) Angora: (_/_) (_|_) (_\_) (_/_) (_|_) (_\_) (_/_) (_|_) (_\_) <--- wiggling bottom :)
(cre) Angora moves us on to bottoms now.
You creator-tell: (_(_) (_|_) (_)_) (_|_) (_(_) <-- exercises.
Angora of Ix tells you: I thought that was (_o_) (_O_) (_o_) (_O_) (_o_) (_O_)
Angora of Ix grins at you.
(cre) Angora goes back under her rock.
You creator-tell: (<)(<) (o)(o) (>)(>) (o)(o) (<)(<) <-- matching exercises.
You tell Angora of Ix exclaiming: Ew!
(cre) Rue: clearly there is not nearly as much interest in bottoms as there is in tops :)
(cre) Angora laughs.
(cre) Angora: I have a dirty one for bottoms, but i'm going to refrain :)
(cre) Pinkfish: No, tops are much nicer :)
(cre) Awful: Oh, I don't know about that. *grin*
(cre) Pinkfish: Especially wiggly ones.
(cre) Alleya earmuffs the channel for a bit
You creator-tell: You didn't refrain for me. :P
You creator-tell: Angora of Ix tells you: I thought that was (_o_) (_O_) (_o_) (_O_) (_o_) (_O_)
(cre) illusion: i dunno about that, isnt South America more or less bottocks crazy?
(cre) Sousjagne shivers. :)
(cre) Angora: laughs
(cre) Taffyd: Timed properties, Jeremy, where have you been? ;)
(cre) Jeremy: Thinking about nipples, apparently :)
(cre) Pinkfish: Wooo! Sounds like a good thing to be doing.
(cre) Pinkfish: Unless you actually have some real ones so you don't even need to think about them :)
(cre) Jeremy: No, but they do age.
(cre) Angora: Thats because they dont have attachments Rue :)
(cre) Rue: you make it sound like they dry out and fall off :P
(cre) Pinkfish: You want something attached to your nipples?
(cre) Jeremy: Hey, here's a serious question, since we have a fair number of females on.
You creator-tell: Whassup Jeremy?
(cre) Alleya peeks back into the channel
(cre) Jeremy: Would you let your husband/boyfriend/etc make a plaster cast of your breasts?
(cre) Rue: it's not safe yet, ALleya
You creator-tell: Jeremy: No.
(cre) Jeremy: Wow, what timing :)
(cre) Alleya: bugger - can you let me know when please?
(cre) Solace chuckles at Alleya
(cre) Alleya fwaps jeremy and leaves again
(cre) Taffyd: Alleya, log off. :p
(cre) Angora: Depends on what he wants to use it for :)
(cre) Jeremy: In a few minutes. I'll be gone then :)
(cre) Solace: Angora: You'd consider it? :P
(cre) Sousjagne: No. Maybe my girlfriend, though. *coughs* ;)
(cre) Pinkfish: I don't think conversations about breasts suddenly stop when you log out though.
(cre) Jeremy: Rue says they do.
(cre) Angora: Solace, of course, they're not going to look like this forever :)
(cre) illusion: really, some of you men should get your own implants :)
(cre) Taffyd: That reminds me.. I should finish that "Is your boyfriend gay" quiz. ;P
(cre) Rue: I'm still upset over my canine designation :(
(cre) Jeremy: Implants? Who said anything about implants? I hate them personally.
(cre) illusion: no more plaster casts then!
(cre) Pinkfish: I think Rue is just jealous :)
(cre) Pinkfish admires Jeremy's aura.
You creator-tell: Angora: Good point. :P
(cre) Jeremy: So no one would go in for a cast of their breasts?
(cre) Rue: jealous of Taffyd's gay boyfriend? :)
(cre) Angora: Mine said I was a shit(something)
(cre) Awful sings a bit of an obscure 10CC song.
(cre) Taffyd: Shitzu?
(cre) Angora: thats the one.
(cre) Jeremy: My aura?
(cre) Rue: oh, well.. what would he want them for? Candy dish? Hat?
(cre) Pinkfish massages Taffyd.
(cre) Solace boggles.
(cre) Jeremy: It was just somethign that occurred to me when I was making Halloween masks. My wife didn't go for it either :)
(cre) Solace chuckles
(cre) Pinkfish: You wanted to do halloween breasts?
(cre) Taffyd: Trick or treat, feel my breasts?
(cre) Jeremy: No, just a cast to "capture the moment" you might say :)
(cre) Pinkfish: You could hang them on a wall ;)
(cre) Taffyd: Oh.. so you put them on your wall, instead of say, dead animal heads?
(cre) Pinkfish: A whole series with dates.
(cre) Taffyd pouts at Pinkfish
(cre) Jeremy: No, she won't even let me do that with our life masks.
(cre) Awful: Are you going to paint concentric circles on them?
(cre) illusion: you could get the nipples pierced and connect each breast with a chain...
(cre) Rue: I dunno.. I think they'd make nice bowls or something
(cre) Jeremy: That depends entirey on the woman :)
(cre) illusion: pot plants?
(cre) Solace: illusion but one misdirected *yoink* would cause a lost of pain.
(cre) Angora: Yoink? That just sounds painful.
(cre) Pinkfish: A lost of pain?
(cre) Jeremy: I gotta go :).
(cre) Rue: I could achieve an egg cup maybe ;)
(cre) Solace: Lot. :P
(cre) Angora: Nipples are NOT bungie cords
(cre) Jeremy waves.
(cre) illusion: hm... i was thinking eggs too...
[Jeremy leaves Discworld]
(cre) Pinkfish: Well, I must be off too.
(cre) Sousjagne: 'night.
(cre) Pinkfish: I will leave you to your thoughts about breasts and nipple yoinks.
(cre) Angora: It was the massage, wasn't it PF?