Drakkos used to have a quotes site, but it disappeared when he did. But now he's back and he's given me permission to post the quotes that used to be there here. So here they are. All commentary is by Drakkos and copied verbatim from the original site. The only changes I've made are to the colours.
- Tiggum.
Tasslehoff's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: jeeze i wish i could still godmother. it's sooo boring haveing to walk back from one end of the dis to another
[tasslehoff killed by jumping, falling, or getting swept off a mountain ledge <Ram>]
Tannah tells you: Damn, I've done it again - my knickers et al are on the loose, and this time they're not in Gruper's workroom.
You whisper to the small stick, asking for the last few chats on channel Witches.
The eyes mutter about your bad memory.
Siel wisped: Wotchers dearie :)
Ariholwen wisped: wotcher :)
Satina wisped: Wotcher haggie :)
Aragorn wisped: Wotcher oh magnificent beings
Satina wisped: Wotcher Aragorn dear
Satina wisped: Wotchers :)
Siel wisped: Wotchers dearie :)
Sunflower wisped: wotchers all :-)
Satina wisped: wotcher dear!
Siel wisped: Wotcha Sunflower :)
DLsss wisped: wotcher :)
CulCul wisped: wotcha!
Satina wisped: Wotcher :)
Siel wisped: Wotchers :)
Ariholwen wisped: wotcher:)
- Intellectual debate from our Witchy sisters.
Storyteller's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: I am burdened. Can I go down?
(cre) Tannah: Lawks. Remind me not to barge in on people in the privacy of their own workrooms again in future. Dasquian here "looks rather wet" and "looks rather warm".
Then, later on:
(cre) Dasquian: "Tannah says: Hmm. I cannot move your object into me. ;)"
(cre) Gruper: Lust, love - they both give you a groinal rash, so what's the difference?
Teralyon wisped: I've got a yellow rod if you'd like...
Teshal wisped: Maybe you ought to get that looked at...
(cre) Eight bimbles about in a half drunken manner.
(cre) Dogbolter: Liquid lunch of Tetleys?
(cre) Terano: I thought you went to lunch :)
(cre) Eight: yes I did, and tehre was a small celebration involving Stella
(cre) Dogbolter: The fat barmaid in the Frog and Parrot?
(cre) Eight: nope, but she comes in pints
(cre) Dogbolter: Don't we all.
(newbie) Isiah: if i keep pulling the white lever will i keep getting more good?.....and when should i stop?
- When you go blind?
Arpwatch's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: someone talk, I need to test out my genitals :-p
Rodion tells you: And I am trying to get Sto Lat done, as it's been neglected while i've been giving the wizards orgasms.
You ask Rodion: Giving them... won't that make their heads explode?
You tell Rodion: Oh. Uhm... that isn't *quite* what I meant to say...
- Submitted by Tannah. :-)
[The Discworld Free Love Society] Melian de Solis: [tien di] Raenne: so he's got a mouth :P we learn to suck at an early age
Tannah tells you: C'mere for a jiffy? I want to see what happens if I do three at once.
- It's always the quiet ones.
Niiai's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: I kant tell the diference betven w and v!
Temptress's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: it's cunt, not kant.
Dasquian's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: Um... they're different letters.
Temptress's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: CANT!
Lanfear's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: Just get wet, it isn't so bad :P
PuRgAtOrY's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: um... when I say 'bang' into the talker I get a runtime?
Melindi's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: hi twiggy
Taffyd's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: yes yes..it's being looked into
Rhinehold's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: then don't say bang
Jooky's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: bang?
Faulkner's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: bang
PuRgAtOrY's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: bang
- Well, what do you do when you see a sign marked 'wet paint'?
Ceres tosses 100 Ankh-Morpork royals into the fountain at Pishe's feet.
Dickens of Pishe gets down on his knees and spends a short time in silence.
- Sex lives of the High Lords! Submitted by Goo.
(cre) Wirble: "Abbadon Harkonnen exclaims: who is here!" "You ask: Would you believe me if I said: "Your worst nightmare!" ?" "Abbadon Harkonnen says: yes" "Abbadon Harkonnen asks: it's Dogbolter, isn't it?"
- I was only his second worst nightmare. *sulk*
(cre) Uriko: I keep being told by my fellow liaisons that I need a firmer hand. :)
(cre) Twiggy: Hey, your love life is your own business.
(cre) Dasquian: Where did this fucking cat come form?
(cre) Presto: two other cats
(cre) Candlewhiff: Cows got balls?
(cre) Taffyd: yeah..
(cre) Arienne: bullocks.
(cre) Dogbolter: No, it's true.
(cre) Taffyd: Seeing as you're young, Kili, I think it's not too late to take up another habit that could replace smoking.
(cre) Taffyd: Have you considered restoring old urns from antique shops?
(cre) Dogbolter: All of your anal are belong to us.
(cre) Dogbolter: Someone set us up the bum
Note #0 by Dek posted at Thu Dec 21 07:36:37 2000
Title: 'Away in Ankh Morpork'
Away in Ankh Morpork,
With goats in his bed.
The little Lord Drakkos,
Laid down his sweet head.
The stars in the bright sky,
Looked down where he lay.
The little Lord Drakkos,
With straws in his hay.
The cattle are lowing,
'Cos they know what's in store.
From little Lord Drakkos,
And his drinking straw.
(code) Taffyd: Just <direct:object'penis'>
(Bastard Creators from Hell) Wodan Grolschdrinker: here goes
(Bastard Creators from Hell) Wodan Grolschdrinker: hmm, first time we came to a full stop by now :)
(Bastard Creators from Hell) Wodan Grolschdrinker: guess it'll work this time
(Bastard Creators from Hell) Wodan Grolschdrinker: oh wait forgot to update one object, trying again :)
Pinkfish shouts: Oh no! I have to crash the driver now!
(Segmentation fault)
[Noodle leaves Discworld]
[wodan dests noodle]
[Medea leaves Discworld]
[wodan dests medea]
[Tilly leaves Discworld]
[wodan dests tilly]
[Metalica leaves Discworld]
[wodan dests metalica]
[Winterwolf leaves Discworld]
[wodan dests winterwolf]
[Creamcheese leaves Discworld]
[wodan dests creamcheese]
[Paranoia leaves Discworld]
[wodan dests paranoia]
(Bastard Creators from Hell) Dasquian: I had a dream like that once
(Bastard Creators from Hell) Dasquian: No, about you ordering me onto my knees!
(Bastard Creators from Hell) Dasquian: It made me do a sex wee!
(cwc) Gruper: Wouldn't it be a great idea to have "One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them" tattooed on the inside of your sphincter?
(cre) Gruper: Please tell Rue that I love her and would consider marrying her if she weren't so incredibly old.
one I'm fine about it even if it's not about love, because I am Mister Tolerance.
You whisper into the small stick.
Aikanaro's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: Mister Tolerance is a bad man. :o(
one Show us on the doll where the bad man touched you.
You whisper into the small stick.
Reix's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: I can't get my hand that far up the doll :(
(cre) Starr: natural sea sponge tampons...
(cre) Starr: ...
(cre) Starr: what an excellent place to shove a dead animal :P
- In reference to this site
(cre) Presto: do the Catholics still have indulgences?
(cre) Presto: I thought that was a great scheme: buy your way out of sin
(cre) Etain: i think they changed the rules a bit, but you can still get them
(cre) Presto: probably have to have a coupon or something now. :(
(cre) Etain: a super saviour card :p