(cre) Wix: I rule!
(cre) Wix: I think I'll eat my flame now...
(cre) Siel: you call her Wix?
(cre) Wix beams...
(cre) Turrican: So, what are you 2 turtle doves going to do?
(cre) Wix: have a "fika" and then maybe something else :P
(cre) Fevvers: a fika?
(cre) Siel sets Wix on fire with a match and a gallon of propane
(cre) Wix: a fika = coffee and cookies...
(cre) Wodan: going wild huh? :)
(cre) Wix: Ok. Had to brag to a friend (who is phoning the girl of his dreams later tonight). Anyone wanna hear? :P
You creator-tell: Go for it. :)
(cre) Wix: I phoned. Sister answered. I fainted (almost) and asked if Rana was at home. Of course, she wasn't. My kind of luck.
You creator-tell: Who is Rana? :)
(cre) Wix: I asked when she would be back and got the answer 10 minutes. Tried calling then and only got the annoying "busy" tone. My luck.
You creator-tell: And was that your sister or theirs?
(cre) Wix: Finger me or terano :P
(cre) Wix: her sister :P
> finger Wix
Login name : Wix Real name : Jojje Dalunde
Birthday : 7th of February Email : jojje@w3.to
Home directory : /w/wix Member of the Assassins' Guild.
Location : Stockholm, Sweden
Wix is a Creator.
Project in the Cwc domain: Bes Pelargic (under Dogbolter)
Member of the Cwc domain.
First logged on Wed Oct 8 03:27:14 1997.
41 days, 8 hours, 8 minutes and 11 seconds old.
On since Wed Jan 12 08:10:10 2000 (9 minutes and 44 seconds).
Idle for 9 seconds.
13 mail messages.
Project:
To phone the girl of my dreams.
Plan:
To inhume myself.
>
Squelch.
A small gecko takes your hand and rushes you to the departure lounge.
Greco the Departure Gecko starts inspecting all your items and scribbling on a notepad.
Greco the Departure Gecko smiles brightly.
Greco the Departure Gecko exclaims: Well, everything seems to be in order. Bye bye!
Greco the Departure Gecko waves.
You are thrown on to the back of the chimera. Clinging desperately to its mane you follow the beast out into the inky depths.
Do come again!
--- End of finger ---
(cre) Wodan: so, then what?
You creator-tell: Yes, then what? :)
(cre) Wix: I tried and tried, and finally I got through. Rana answers.... we small talk about where she was (taking care of children on a pre-school school thingy, not kindergarten but older kids)...
(cre) Wix: Being the polite girl she is, she asks me how my parents are...
(cre) Siel: She doesnt have call waiting? she is not for you Wix dearie *shakes head disapprovingly*
(cre) Wix: Then I get to the point... I ask if she wants to grab a "fika" on friday and then something else perhaps... she says sure, why not...
You creator-tell: Whassa fika?
(cre) Wix: No? *whines*
(cre) Siel: you call her back and call it orf! :P
(cre) Wix: fika = coffee + cookies.... swedish word I can't be bothered to look up so I'll teach it to everyone ;)
Siel Wyrd tells you: fika.. swedish for a coffee/soda and small food like cookies or sandwich
(cre) Siel: put it in your refer :P
You creator-tell: Ah I see.... :)
(cre) Drakkos has a hard time believing 'fika' means what Wix claims it does. 'Grab a fika'?
(cre) Wix: Anyway, we decided I should call tomorrow so we can decide when and where to meet :)
(cre) Solace chuckles and comforts Drakky.
(cre) Wix: "ta en fika" ----> ta = grab, take -----> en = one, a -----> fika coffee, cookies.
(cre) Siel: sounds dirty dont it?
You creator-tell: Interesting.
(cre) Turrican: Fika. German ficken. Coffee hm?
You creator-tell: However, do continue.
You creator-tell: Drakky and I will continue to read sick little seedy definitions to the phrase.
(cre) Wodan: have to call again? oh dear :)
(cre) Rhinehold calls tomorrow and gets a busy signal...
(cre) Wix: Call again is a Good Thingy(tm)
(cre) Siel chuckles
(cre) Rhinehold waves
(cre) Fevvers: >fika Drakkos ? >You tenderly grab Drakkos by the fika.
(cre) Drakkos eeks. My cookies!
(cre) Fevvers: or: You fika Drakkos tenderly.
(cre) Turrican: > You give Drakkos a firm fika.
(cre) Wix: We should make it a soul. Really.
(cre) Solace chuckles.
(cre) Siel: rofl
(cre) Fevvers: > You toast Drakkos's fika.
(cre) Fevvers: Or frost...
(cre) Drakkos doesn't like the way this conversation is going.
(cre) Fevvers is getting some work done, really.
(cre) Solace comforts Drakkos' toated fika
(cre) Fevvers: Be proud, Drakkos, that you're the object of my fikaing.
You creator-tell: toasted even.
(cre) Drakkos mournfully rubs his poor fika.
(cre) Wix: Now I need a good place to take her for a fika...
(cre) Fevvers gently glazes Drakkos's fika.
You creator-tell: Wix: Ok, now that sounds scary. :P
(cre) Fevvers sniggers uncontrollably at Wix.
(cre) Drakkos: Does 'coffee' imply 'coffee table', BTW?
(cre) Wix: Oi! You dirty-minded weirdoes!
(cre) Drakkos: Hey, you're the one that offered to grab her fika!
(cre) Fevvers wears a fake fika.
(cre) Fevvers: Just in case anyone tries to grab it.
(cre) Drakkos: On a first date, no less! For shame!
(cre) Wix: Nononono.... I asked her if she wanted to grab a fika... (such as grab a beer)
(cre) Drakkos: Oh, so now it's a 'beer'? Hmm? He's making it up as he goes along!
(cre) Siel calls the parents
(cre) Wodan agrees with Drakkos
(cre) Turrican: *rofl*
(cre) Wix: Grrr.... I'm scared ;)
(cre) Fevvers: That works sometimes, though, making it up as you go along.
(cre) Wodan: you did call, didn't you?
(cre) Wix: Whatever I say, you twist the words into some weird pervert frase :P
(cre) Wix: I did.
(cre) Siel: only the ones that have fika in :P
(cre) Turrican: What? What are you going to do to the girl?!
(cre) Fevvers: He's going to fika her.
(cre) Drakkos: He's gonna fika her on a coffee table! He needs to find somewhere to do it.
(cre) Fevvers: Parent's living room.
(cre) Wodan: where can we order the video?
(cre) Drakkos: 'Fika Films, for the discerning pervert'.
(cre) Turrican: Wix' dating tips, volume #1
(cre) Fevvers: www.fikavidsxxx.com
(cre) Drakkos: Let me check speed-dial for the number...
(cre) Wix: Ok. Is anyone logging this? If you are, please, send it to me and delete all copies :)
(cre) Drakkos: Destroying the paper trail before her parents find out your plans? Good idea...
You creator-tell: I'm logging it, but I ain't deleting it. ;)
(cre) Fevvers: Just make sure they don't find out about the video.
Siel Wyrd cheers enthusiastically at you.
(cre) Wix: Well, you are a good person Solace, and you will send it to me, and delete the rest. *nodnod*
You beam at Siel Wyrd.
Wix begs like a dog at you.
Wix grins at you.
You creator-tell: No, shan't. ;)
(cre) Wodan laughs at Wix.
(cre) Siel: She will though send it to all of us nodnods
(cre) Wix: Okaaay... I don't want to threaten you like this, but you give me no other choice. I'll have to grab you for a fika...
You creator-tell: I'll do even better. I'l POST it. ;)
Wix looms over you.
(cre) Wodan: pervert! group fika.....
(cre) Drakkos cheers at Solace.
(cre) Wix: Oi!
(cre) Siel: Woohooo!
(cre) Drakkos: Let the world know what a pervert Wix is!
You creator-tell: No, not a fika! Not on the first date anyway...I'd like to get to know you a little better before you fika me, I'm not that kind of girl y'know.
(cre) Wix: TO ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY SEES A LOG OF THIS: They made it all up! They are insane!
(cre) Wix: Don't trust them!
You creator-tell: Oh, I won't paste that bit...
[Solace's note: Oh well, so I did. But don't believe him, he's just trying to cover up for himself. :P]
(cre) Wodan gives Wix a dried frog pill.
Siel Wyrd high fives you.
(cre) Wix: Solace, you are truly a big, big meanie :P
You creator-tell: I'm still in training. So far, I've been told I'm too nice. :P
(cre) Drakkos: Post it to flame...he's already given his false definition of 'fika'...I'm sure the world would like the real one.
You creator-tell: I'm sure this will get me extra bitch points. ;)
(cre) Solace grins.
Wodan Grolschdrinker nods happily at you.
You tell Wodan Grolschdrinker exclaiming: I get bitch points??? Whee!!!
(cre) Wix: This is just insane. I'm gonna quit and get meself a fika.
(cre) Wodan: so that was how you bragged about it??
(cre) Drakkos: Careful, you'll go blind!
(cre) Solace sniggers.
Wodan Grolschdrinker cheers enthusiastically at you.
[Wix leaves Discworld]
You creator-tell: Or hair will grow on the back of your hands...
You creator-tell: Or you'll be stunted...
(cre) Wodan: he's left us
(cre) Drakkos: Just call me monkey-dwarf boy.
(cre) Drakkos goes AFK for a Fika. And some pepsi.
(cre) Wodan: could put it on the web, with a link on DWs home page :)
You creator-tell: So, which board may this be posted on, and may I put it on my webpage? :)
(cre) Wodan: all and yes :)
(cre) Solace wheee!
(cre) Fevvers: Solace, I grant you permission to put it on any board.
(cre) Solace giggles. Yay! :)
You creator-tell: Frog it is. :)
(cre) Wodan: and on style, that doesn't scroll :)
You creator-tell: So both Frog and Style?
(cre) Turrican: I'll eat it if it's posted to style :P
You creator-tell: Ok fine, Frog. :P