As some of you may know, Gitta used to have a quotes site. Alas, she does no longer, but all is not lost! Here, protected by the mighty website of Tiggum are the quotes that she collected. I fixed the colour scheme too! ;-)
(One) Shishio wisps: love is a sorry feeling nature makes us believe to reproduce
(One) Gnash wisps: You're right, Shishio. You should never breed.
(One) Pthag wisps: Girls are all fine and good, but they're generally as dumb as the jocks they chase.
(One) Gnash wisps: I wish I was gay so I could try to seduce Pthag. :(
Sera Ookerton tells you: I mistold over cre 'There are forty mudders coming, I shall need a whole tub of icecream for the blowjobs
(One) Madcowdzeez wisps: theres something special about when your bladder gets so full its almost orgasmic when you urinate
(One) Madcowdzeez wisps: errr mischat and stuff
(Witches) Anabal wisps: Well, I'm largely done with the body, but I'd like my things from it, if possible.
(One) Lokjin wisps: England would be good surely - fertile in the east, plenty of stone, coal, and iron in the west and south
(One) Lokjin wisps: England would be good surely - fertile in the east, plenty of stone, coal, and iron in the west and south
(One) Lokjin wisps: England would be good surely - fertile in the east, plenty of stone, coal, and iron in the west and south
(One) Lokjin wisps: England would be good surely - fertile in the east, plenty of stone, coal, and iron in the west and south
(One) Lokjin wisps: England would be good surely - fertile in the east, plenty of stone, coal, and iron in the west and south
(One) Lokjin wisps: England would be good surely - fertile in the east, plenty of stone, coal, and iron in the west and south
(One) Lokjin wisps: England would be good surely - fertile in the east, plenty of stone, coal, and iron in the west and south
(One) Lokjin wisps: England would be good surely - fertile in the east, plenty of stone, coal, and iron in the west and south
(One) Lokjin wisps: England would be good surely - fertile in the east, plenty of stone, coal, and iron in the west and south
(One) Lokjin wisps: England would be good surely - fertile in the east, plenty of stone, coal, and iron in the west and south
(One) Areku wisps: Really?
Priesht Casaubon exclaims to you: (newbie) Ded: Mmmn... Ambassedor, with your chocolate salty balls, you're really spoiling us!
(Witches) Jelena wisps that she floats towards Alalala, bobbing up and down faintly and looking red.
(One) Skye wisps: touches Ptoink's python.
(One) Skye wisps that she mischats.
(One) Chale wisps: but if we lose like 20 watchmen code, who will eat all the donut code?
(Playerkillers) Tharrick wisps: what, annoying people? Nice talent :P
(Playerkillers) Tharrick wisps: mine's being sarcastic
(Playerkillers) Tharrick wisps: lots of fun
(Playerkillers) Prodigy wisps: I have other talents as well, such as a good memory and a large arsenal of weapons in my vault, Tharrick. =p
Taffyd d'Licious points at Taffytest.
Taffyd d'Licious looks disappointed as the seed disappears in a puff of compost smell.
Taffyd d'Licious mutters under his breath.
(Playerkillers) Hurukan wisps: I want to eat all of it, but I don't think it'll fit in me :P
(inertia) Mysteek: "Taffyd d'Licious says in Agatean: I culd get learry technical I suppose and make; the size of the shield cunt"
(inertia) Mysteek: "Taffyd d'Licious says in Agatean: lofl"
(One) Gheto wisps: I tried rubbing it once but nothing happened :(
(One) IaTeMYCaT wisps: antisocial is a word
(One) Pthag wisps: And so is blueberry.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Shinobi Xiong Mao: i hate dudechick stories cos i build up a nice image and then you come and SLAM it into shatters with a big dickhammer
(Witches) Absinthium wisps: skye whenever you need a huggle i'll drop everything for you :
Loutre Partridgeberry tells you: hm. I've been on the disc too long.
Loutre Partridgeberry tells you: as I typed 'stroke gitta cat', the possiblity of innocently subsitituting 'cat' with 'pussy' flitted across my mind.
(newbiehelpers) Kissaki: hmm : CenX0red to protect the silly asks you: Are you gitta? :)
(newbiehelpers) Ded: I'm Gitta, and so is everyone else!
(newbiehelpers) Ded: Hi Gitta!
You newbiehelpers-tell: Hi!
(newbiehelpers) Kissaki: No! I'm gitta and so's my wife!
(newbiehelpers) Skye: I'm Gitta, and you are my wife!
(newbiehelpers) Ded: 25 bottles of Gitta on the wall, 25 bottles of Gitta...
(newbiehelpers) Kissaki: you wish
[submitted by loutre :b]
Quece Wyrd tells Sera Ookerton and you: I think I'll invest in a t-shirt for him
Quece Wyrd tells Sera Ookerton and you: It will have this printed on it
Quece Wyrd tells Sera Ookerton and you: G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF
Quece Wyrd asks Sera Ookerton and you: Would you like to buy a vowel?
(Playerkillers) Hurukan wisps: > The peacekeeper commander says in Djelian: sot-fit-khin-pran bandits can be great stress relief.
Gin says: Roses are red, violets are blue, combat is broken, su to fix you (read help su tnxbye)
(One) Envy wisps: remote brue satiates her needs using you
(One) Aikanaro wisps: So then I put down the moose.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Mischat!!!!11ololol!!!
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Is that betteR?
(One) Clio wisps: no, that was a blatent pretend mischat to make you look more interesting than you actually are
(Playerkillers) Shambles wisps: I know my own gender ... some of the time :P
(Playerkillers) Hurukan wisps: Like when you look down when you're bathing? :P
(Playerkillers) Shambles wisps: what do you mean look down?
(Playerkillers) Shambles wisps: MY dick is soooo big it's right in my face ;)
Terano urges you all to apply to become a newbie helper. PS: COWER BRIEF MORTALS.
Terano reminds you all that you have a DUTY to become newbiehelpers. Help the young, the infirm, the lazy!
Terano asks you to ask yourself, are you being all you can be? Use the apply command today! Newbie helping - It's what mates do.
Terano asks you to ask yourself do you feel lucky.
Terano . o O (Yes Cody, if you apply I will stop hassling you)
Skye Featherfluff tells you: It really dawns upon you just how much power you have when an exec pops into your head that tells you how to kill every player on the Disc in less than 50 characters.
(One) Lokjin wisps: do you have a pin boad pthag
(One) Pthag wisps: A what?
(One) Lokjin wisps: a pin board
(One) Pthag wisps: Oh, a pinboard. No.
(One) Lokjin wisps: I do
(One) Pthag wisps: Well, I hope it gives you much pleasure.
Mostly Reverend Sulic looks at you.
You poke Mostly Reverend Sulic in the eyes.
Sulic tells you: sorry, was just checking if you were male or female
[wcs] Njial: Your bat didnt wank my juicy melons.
(One) Bluemoss wisps: Ca nI paten tthi sstyl eo ftypin g?
(One) TGGM wisps: Hopefully, Bluemoss. Then noone else will be able to use it. ;-P
(Wizards) Devon wisps: No one thought my rectum exploding banana idea was funny :( I hate pts :(
(Wizards) Devon wisps: bloody hell
(Wizards) Devon wisps: mischannel
(Wizards) Soulcatcher wisps: Diku rocks
(Wizards) Dacrian wisps: what book is stacklady's in?
(Wizards) Devon wisps: the one with the frog spell :-D
(One) Pthag wisps: People knew that one of the reasons for the war was that America would get easy supplies of oil from the Spice Planet of Arrak^W^W^W^WIraq.
Yavanna Clutterbuck tells you: (Witches) Madasahatta wisps: i do it with boar tusks
Daiquiri Jr tells Creamcheese Grolschdrinker, Ciso Jr and you: brb, I'm concerned my apartment might be on fire ;)
Ciso Jr asks you: (Assassins) Silken wisps: erm, why do i keep squeaking every so often? is because i'm wet, and wearing leather?
Gin would like you all to know you are UNGRATEFULL BASTARDS :(
Gin would like to apologies for Wodan's horrific abuse of emoteall
[wcs] Ciso: argghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[wcs] Gitta: Whut?
[wcs] Ciso: I had chili chips stuff on my hands and rubber my eyes!
[wcs] Ciso: rubbed!
(Playerkillers) Shinobi wisps: so i can do the hot netsex0rs with silly warriors :)
[grues] Ratman: i may have a small penis but a take a long run up!
(One) Slarti wisps: whats up with the over pricing in the player-shops?
(One) Pthag wisps: CAPITALISM!
[wcs] Moondog: I didnt see the spy, because he wasnt hdiing :D!
(inertia) Galadriel Navarro cries as her group slaughters some ponies.
(inertia) Gitta Clutterbuck: They're only lines of code :b
(inertia) Skye Featherfluff: !
(inertia) Skye Featherfluff: Merciless beasts! :(
(inertia) Galadriel Navarro: Yeah, but they screw my align :P
(Playerkillers) Cold wisps: Wow, I can have gay sex with myself.
(Playerkillers) Valkyr wisps: gs My balls taste nice?
[wcs] Ciso: You cannot drink from Soup the giant fruitbat.
Flurble flips you onto your bed, ties you down and threatens to nexsex0r you until you fall asleep, if you don't fall asleep
[adagio] Dane: Oops
[adagio] Gitta: Whut?
[adagio] Dane: I just fell asleep with my hand on the SE keypad
(Witches) WagaMama wisps: Wheeeee! Summoning tm! Now I will never fail bees ever aga... oh. :/
(inertia) Ruin: > (cre) Nayeli: i am making wodan give me one
(Playerkillers) Carino wisps: all my life I've been a backdoor man, taken everything I could and I've.. well, got rich actually
(One) Airk wisps: This is the most dangerous snake in the whole world! And now I am going to cuddle with it!
(inertia) Skye Featherfluff: Gnnnh. This speedy internet is going to take some getting used to.
(inertia) Skye Featherfluff: No more making cups of tea whilst google loads! x_x;
To the northwest, Dodgy Igorken Pugionis shouts asking: anyone around to give me a hand with the gold chicken?
[wcs] Ciso: he does not need much time to fire a shot
Someone fires a blowpipe at Ciso Jr and it hits him in the throat!
A Triad undertaker slinks in from a small alley.
Ciso Jr dies.
(One) Freefall wisps: Well I'm going to get ice cream so I can lick it off my own Cock! Hah hows that for an image for you!
(One) Freefall wisps: BALLACKS"
(One) Freefall wisps: DAMN DAMN ALIASES!
How many players does it take to change a light bulb?
Nine. One to change it and eight to argue about how much better it was in the old days when everything was dark.
How many thieves does it take to change a light bulb?
Light bulb? What light bulb?
How many assassins does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he was the one who snuffed it out in first place.
How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She holds the light bulb and waits for world to revolve around it.
How many wizards does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve to argue about who's going and one student who's ends up doing it.
How many creators does it take to change a light bulb?
int change_bulb(object oldbulb) {
object newbulb = clone_object(PATH+"lightbulb");
if(oldbulb->query_property("broken")) {
oldbulb->move("/room/rubbish");
newbulb->move(environment(), "$N appear$s with a POP!!");
newbulb->set_position("screwed into the ceiling");
environment()->set_light(90);
return 1;
}
else {
tell_object(this_player(), "The light bulb doesn't need changing! "
"Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.\n");
return 0;
}
} /* change_bulb */
(Kudos to Loutre)
(One) Lokjin wisps: cumm, Sheds. Creostore. Gin!
Taffyd tells you: Hi, we're currently trying to crack down on sexual harassment in the creator base. If anyone has received any strange or unusual messages from a creator in the last few minutes, which may have made them feel uncomfortable or distressed them, could they please contact Drakkos. Thanks.
Drakkos tells you: Watch out for the COMPLEXITY ZOMBIES. They are ready to whisper gently in your ears.
Terano . o O (Braaaaaaaaainz)
Drakkos tells you: Genua is now in the game. You can find it down a secret passage in one of the Slice mountain rooms.
[wcs] Ciso: Moondog, when riding get's in the game, can you be my steed then? :D
(Playerkillers) Zyr wisps: *kisses and hugs everyone_*
Someone says: MY, WE'VE BEEN A BIT CARELESS, HAVEN'T WE? SHALL WE POPPADOM TO THE NEXT DIMENSION?
You turn and see Death standing behind you.
Harry whispers something to Death.
Death lies down on the sofa.
Harry whispers something to Death.
Harry whispers something to Death.
Harry whispers something to 0.
[gitta <PLAYER> killed by brigand <Ram> yeti <Ram> yeti <Ram> yeti <Ram> yeti <Ram> jumping, falling, or getting swept off a mountain ledge <Ram>]
The grubby hermit utters a prayer.
The grubby hermit places her hands on herself.
The grubby hermit dies.
(Witches) Deva wisps: sex without a good breadknife is just wrong
(Witches) Clover wisps: Part of the beauty of the witches guild is experiencing and learning and fetching tea and shortbread for your elders.
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Mrs Cosmopilite says: I'm sorry, Willtheboff, but I am busy with Insanity without pants. Please come back later.
Taffyd d'Licious stands on your, Wicked Sera Ookerton's and Black Dishrag's head.
[gitta <PLAYER> killed by boss <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> heavy <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> heavy <Cwc> heavy <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> heavy <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> heavy <Cwc> thug <Cwc> heavy <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc> thug <Cwc>]
Ni! the giant fruitbat turns into a shrubbery.
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: someone told me one day "wtf i just did this quest exactly like the website said and nothing happened why!"
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: i asked them "oh, what website?"
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: and they went netdead. :(
(One) Ded wisps: Mudders having sex is like trying to play cricket in winter -- wet, cold and the balls get covered in mud...
You feel a surging pulse rise through you, racing from your feet to your head. Your hair stands on, and suddenly you explode into a thousand pieces.
(inertia) Nayeli: so i can't type with one hand
(inertia) Skye: so stop masturbating and give me your full attention.
>talker history theagateanempirecouncil
Ranneko wisped: Hong!
Gitta wisped: Fang!
Ranneko wisped: McSweeney!
Gitta wisped: Fang!
Ranneko wisped: TANG!
Gitta wisped: Nonono. Fang.
Ranneko wisped: MCSWEENEY!
Ranneko wisped: Fang!
Ranneko wisped: ... Fine ... Be that way
Gitta wisped: Fang!
Woom wisped: Fang!
Ranneko wisped: Tang!
Aikanaro wisped: Tang!
Woom wisped: Fang!
Gitta wisped: Fang!
Mollow wisped: Fang
Aikanaro wisped: Tang!
Ranneko wisped: Mcsweeney!
You notice Cold falling over his feet while trying to sneak round you and decide to teach him a lesson.
Sined L'Magii tells you: get a move on, I just did an oak
Sined L'Magii tells you: and a pine
Ciso tells you: Nadow loudly says: Hoi, Ciso, call that an attack? Yer standing there in yer poncy clothes throwin' yer weight about. I remember old Snotbelter from Slice, they'd never have done this pokin' me in the skirt with that thing, they'd have cut my head off by now. Even Talhadar and Gitta, and there's a couple of rum-uns, were seen killin' all the thugs at the warriors guild and you make them look professional, now, run along else get nasty blood stains on those silk underpants I know you like to wear.
(One) Clio wisps: does anyone want a my little binky and key? :)
(One) Pthag wisps: No, put your little binky away.
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: it's okay, i love players.
(Playerkillers) Malandra wisps: Wow.. truely admazing... I can see you ego from here.
(Playerkillers) parANOIa wisps: That's not my ego *rowrs*
(inertia) Zerelda Casaubon: OOOOOeeeerrr Shaggin in the wagon....sssshhhhhagging in the wagon...we's shagging in the wagon cos there is fuckall else to do!!! OOOOOoooooooHHHHeeerr
(inertia) Zerelda Casaubon sings OOOOOeeeerrr Wankin' on da plank....waaaaaaaannkinnnnnn on the plank... we's wanking on the wagon cos there is fuckall else to do!!! OOOoooooooHHHHeeerr
[submitted by Chugabolt]
You notice Meiso Al Jabr nearby.
It appears that the net dead statue of Valkyr D'Monic just caught Meiso Al Jabr attempting to inhume her with a no. 10 throwing knife!
The net dead statue of Valkyr D'Monic does not look pleased. Meiso Al Jabr just looks embarrassed.
Narmio the Tripiscean tells you: No, it's all fun and games until someone logs off and their eye decays.
(Playerkillers) Mysteek wisps: The gits don't attack me - because the PHEARR the bees - and I don't go looking for trouble
(Playerkillers) Mysteek wisps: OMG
(Playerkillers) Mysteek wisps: Can we all forget I said that?
(One) Serendipity wisps: remote brue covers both with her cloak and suckles your tongue softly
(One) Tubby wisps: Dont think of it as Lag, think of it as bullet-time.
(One) Flak wisps: Heheheheheh. I don't need to know your age, I'll just wait 'til you're asleep, cut you open and count the rings. :D
A Log From Mysteek:
(Witches) Sera wisps: lawks.
(Witches) KATia wisps: The olde Hage
(Witches) KATia wisps: Wotcha daerie
(Witches) Mysteek wisps: Wotchers Sera!
(Witches) Sera wisps: I ain't a hag :P I am a mere wet hen
(Witches) KATia wisps: hi wet hen
(Witches) Sera wisps that she nods firmly, being only a few levels high
(Witches) Jeanne wisps: Can you get wet-hen status back after losing it, Sera?
(Witches) Sera wisps: I never lost anything. I put it somewhere safe...
(Witches) KATia wisps: and dry i hope
(Witches) Sera wisps: Posssssibly...possibly...
(Witches) Sera wisps: my precioussss
(Witches) KATia wisps that she wanks sera hard with her broom. that should settle that one
(Witches) Mysteek wisps: ...
(Witches) KATia wisps that she puts some scumble on her too
(Witches) Sera wisps: wanks?
(Witches) Tamel wisps: ooer
(Witches) Sera wisps that she shuffles behind Mysteek
(Witches) KATia wisps: wanks, no? ergh Hits with the broom'
(Witches) Mysteek wisps that she shuffles away from KATia
(Witches) Sera wisps: Hah freudian slip there, our katia
(Witches) Lyra wisps: Think she meant 'whacks'
(Witches) Jeanne wisps: What we have here is a failure to communicate....
(Witches) KATia wisps: what does wank mean then? *confused*
(Witches) Mysteek wisps that she copy/pastes that for Our Gitta later
(Witches) Mysteek wisps: Erm
(Witches) KATia wisps: whacks! i mean whacks!
(Witches) Sera wisps that she explains in tells
(Witches) Jeanne wisps: We'll tell ye when you're a bit older, our KATia.
(Witches) Lyra wisps that she leaves it to the British witches to explain
(Witches) Sylvara wisps: oh dear, I walked in on the wrong end of this conversation, didn't I?
(Witches) Mysteek wisps: wank = slang for masturbate
(Witches) Mysteek wisps: oops
(Witches) Sera wisps that she logs this for her quotes page
(Witches) KATia wisps that she blushes and gets all red and sweaty.
(Witches) Mysteek wisps that she hur-hur-hurrs
(Witches) Sera wisps: That happens to me when I ...anyhow...moving on..
(inertia) Lurlene Clutterbuck: I saw a vibrator cleveryly disguised as a rubber ducky!
(Playerkillers) Ishnohiwa wisps: Could you imagine having sex with such lag? I'd never come to a climax :P
(Witches) Taffyd wisps: that soudns like fun
(Witches) Taffyd wisps: we don't like fun here.
(Playerkillers) Which wisps: who needs members when you have vaseline and broomsticks
(One) Myke wisps: Oh no...
(One) Myke wisps: I just accidentally wandered into the red triangle district.
Myke has died for the last time. He is mourned.
(inertia) Skye Featherfluff: Redden asks you: are you male or female? You tell Redden: After my fifth sex change, I'm just not sure anymore :/ Redden asks you: ok are you male or female irl? You tell Redden: As I just said... after the fifth sex change, I really don't know anymore :( Redden exclaims to you: heehee! You tell Redden: Why is that funny? :/ Redden tells you: can i join your family please? :)
(inertia) Kerowyn: jesus, i've been wet for the last six logins.
(One) Kefka wisps: hmm, i got too much money... how much do you recon it would cost to arrange for all the active seamstresses to be online and...available at one time?
(Witches) Nihyl wisps: They're CREATORS. You really think they have the time for menial activites like underwear replacement?
(Witches) Arro wisps: well, most of them code an NPC to do it for them
(Witches) Pokeberry wisps: They score briefs?
(Witches) Nihyl wisps: I'm searching for slugs! Witching is truely the most exciting guild.
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: hehe, I did an essay on the history of japanese pornography a few years back
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: What were you *supposed* to be doing Reix?
(Playerkillers) Githan wisps: his family history :p
Green rabbitses hop around you.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded goes 'There once was a mudder called Gitta / Who got a sharp knife up the Shitter / In far too much pain / She was heard to complain / Thats the last time I sit on your litter!
[wtf?] Ratman: is it wrong that i was slightly turned on by the xp that room held?
Beale al'Nighter tells you: I'm just ubAr 'cos the voices tell me so.
Lanfear goes red and screams for Gitta's benefit.
(Playerkillers) Taffyd wisps: we had to make bats pk checked because the bats were killing players, not players killing the bats. ;p
(Playerkillers) Aces wisps: By watching someone, you feel you've learnt something.
(inertia) Kitiara The Wicked: Xerxes tells you: alright then let me make love to you...softly...slowly...in the bologna shop because noone ever goes there
(Playerkillers) Plyss wisps: I've always wondered where thieves conceal their six-foot sode-garamis..
(One) Presto wisps: my back seat is too small. :(
(One) Flamore wisps: Not the only thing that's too small!
Emer tells Romarin Wytte and you: Perpetuating stereotypes about women... About Hello Kitty not having a mouth or anything.. She can't talk, she can't eat.. She's just a walking pussy. :P
*05:46:43* Mental newbie-told: try and turn on the littlke stick i just gave you
*05:47:29* Mental newbie-told: okay, I will kill everyone that goes and interprets that one wrongly :P
(Playerkillers) Slane wisps: oooooooooo suck on my chocolate salty balls
(Playerkillers) NuggieWuggie wisps that she giggles
(Playerkillers) Slane wisps: mischat :P
You chomp on the Imperial guard's BRAINZ.
The Imperial guard draws the katana from the katana scabbard into his left hand.
The Imperial guard draws the wakizashi from the wakizashi scabbard into his right hand.
The Imperial guard exclaims in Agatean: Prepare to die, Nasty Law Disobeying Person!
(inertia) Gnnh: will be fun tommorow night polle ke ;)
(inertia) Polleke Gairyunichattai: yeah, the dungeon is ready
(inertia) Gnnh: Ishnohiwa didnt want to take me in his car tommorow because i said to place a towel on his seat if it was leather because i was gonna go barebottomed
(inertia) Gnnh: take me WITH him i mean ;)
(inertia) Gnnh: he DID wanted to take me though
(inertia) Empathy The Wicked takes Gnnh.
(One) Itosu wisps: Pubic hair offers protection of the region, and attract the eye.
(Playerkillers) Carino wisps: well, you have a cute arse Homer
[timeworms] Ekko: i need a deluded name for my bo, i was thinking of moose but i cant think of anything else
(Playerkillers) Shinobi wisps: no one is too cheap for me :)
Insanity is Useless tells you: Yeah =) I killed him a few times then he apologised
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: maybe i will visit mental more often. i like typing 'go mental'
[wossname!] Astrin: four leelte pc's wombled cwc, then there was a lecture, and so they were with three.
[wossname!] Empathy: GILDOR WILL KILL YOU, EAT YOU, AND THEN EAT ME AND GITTA FOR DESSERT.
one But we all know who the most evil cre is anyway.
(One) Mental wisps: yeah. wodan
Wodan whispers: I don't think we should be doing this on my desk..
(Process terminated)
Thanks for playing. See you next time.
[Session Disconnected: 9:41 pm]
(Playerkillers) Ximthea wisps: Yeah but I read "numberchaser" and my brain says "wanker" :p
(One) Dishrag wisps: Hrun picks up a table and throws it. It narrowly misses Stren Withel, but hits Captain Carrot instead! Captain Carrot exclaims: Ah, good to see so many people having fun!
(inertia) Romarin Wytte: Come on, darling, just ejaculate into this cup for mummy.
(One) Capillary wisps: I say we dance naked round a fire and sing songs of old before sacrificing a young virgin male to the god of women!
(One) Capillary wisps: mischannel :S
Wicked Lurlene Clutterbuck says: So that's why everyone in town is dead. You're here.
(One) Rondros wisps: I couldn't decide on a team so went farming :P
(Witches) Dishrag wisps: The first through fifth rules of PT are "You dont talk about PT". The sixth and most frequently invoked rule of PT is "Whatever Drakkos does to PTs is a very special and personal thing, best not talked with other people about, because Uncle Drakkie could be put away for a Very Long Time. You wouldn't want Uncle Drakkie to go away, would you?"
(inertia) Shabree in a box: when I grow up, I want to be a large penis
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: plus ceres put a comment in the code that calls it a nayeli check to prevent stupidity :D
(One) Volcom wisps: Hay db! Whatya doin' ?
(One) Dogbolter wisps: Pondering deleting you.
Dogbolter pops his head from somewhere deep within your undergarments and wants you to know that Haug is probably the best wizard on the Disc. Send him a tell to ask him why!
Sera Ookerton asks Miki de Sade and you: Redden asks you: how do people join Ookerton?
Sera Ookerton tells Miki de Sade and you: You tell Redden: netsex with elessar :)
(One) Dogbolter wisps: Ah, but Bush could move from the US to Australia, and the average IQs of both places would rise. :P
(Playerkillers) Poyat wisps: yer a clone of noone gitta, your as if Which and reix had a love child
Dogbolter Minogue steals your teeth.
Skye Featherfluff tells you: "Dogbolter Minogue: I dropped in once, killed a child and zapped out.", "Dogbolter Minogue: Is that lik foreplay in Germany?"
Astrin tells you: Gnoklu tells Leelo al'Nighter and you: auto is on as always, afk to make some coffee, use and abuse me as you see fit :)
(inertia) NuggieWuggie d'Huggable: Ok! fine! i got drunk and had a three way kiss with two guys, one was gay *think* and the other was bi :P Enough said! no emp SHHH
(inertia) Empathy The Wicked: EWWWWWWWW!
(inertia) Empathy The Wicked: STRAIGHT SEX! :'(
(One) Catdrak wisps: calories are simply the measurement of how good a food tastes
(Witches) Sibyl wisps: and when i asked why she didn't email the pics or post them on the web because then they wouldn't look as crappy she started ignoring me
(One) Lateer wisps: If the Disc was an airline, I wouldn't fly with it.
(One) Yalpf wisps: Tip for the Day: Don't take health tips from someone you met on the internet called "Insanity".
(One) Qpsiren wisps: What the hell are these "orthopaedic shoes from hell"?
(One) Bridget wisps: try to find a matching set of gloves. you'll look so cute!
(One) Volcom wisps that he wishs he was drunk
(One) Volcom wisps: I'm told I have to be over 18
(One) Warrax wisps: It certainly can't cause any harm, You don't have any braincells to kill, after all.
(Witches) Yavanna wisps that she drops a cauldron at the end of Filgree street and flies at full pelt past the drum, catching Volcom right under the seat of his pants and propelling him flying towards the cauldron
Astrin tells you: Hm, there should be a special wizard login message: "You feel like the disc has locally suddenly become heavier and feel the ground tilting." :)
Astrin tells you: Nine little samurai went out on a date. It was with a witch, so now there were eight. :)
Astrin tells you: Eight little samurai stormed up to heaven. There they met a priest, and then they were with seven.
Astrin tells you: Seven little samurai bought a set of lockpicks. One samurai got stolen, so now there are just six.
Astrin tells you: Six little samurai called Hin-Lop-Heds a wife. He wasn't very pleased and reduced them to just five.
Astrin tells you: Five little samurai opened a wire mesh door. They didn't know what happened, but now they are with four.
Astrin exclaims to you: Four little samurai tried to climb a tree. In Gloomy that is foolish, they're lucky they're with three!
Astrin tells you: Three little samurai, going to the loo, met an angry badger, and now there are just two.
Astrin tells you: Two little samurai rested near a stone. Of course they were near Lancre, so now one is alone.
Astrin tells you: One little samurai felt not really fine. So he asked a pishite, and now they're back with nine.
(inertia) Ruin: Gitta Clutterbuck - General Bad Ass ;)
(inertia) Ruin comes up with a slogan "We slice 'em and dice 'em and when they start to whine, We ramtops it up 'em where Thee Sunne Does Notte Shyne!"
Kaos the Barbarian tells you: astounding, apt alliteration's artful aid allows all a's allocation (and also an alligator)
Kitiara The Wicked tells you: they thought you were just a butch girl :)
(inertia) Polleke Gairyunichattai: in fact, eyes are a lot like boobs!
(inertia) Polleke Gairyunichattai: the most interesting part is in the middle, they're round, they're soft and squishy, and they're both grate to suck! :D
(Witches) Liesse wisps: Oh TM fairy in the sky
(Witches) Liesse wisps: Please visit me from up on high,
(Witches) Liesse wisps: I've been good and worked quite hard, Killing soldiers and some guards, But it seems I'm still far away, from where those bees and vines hold sway, So TM fairy, I implore, Please pay a visit to my door!
(inertia) parANOIa: I thought wodan would jump at the oppurtunity to wank into a jar:P
(Playerkillers) Carino wisps: backstabbing and scheming, plotting and cheating.. underhand tactics and threatnening a beating.. brown paper envelopes tired up with string, these are a few of my favorite things :)
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter is diplomatic
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: "we're a very close family, sorry. we don't recruit wankers. at least, not wankers that we don't know."
Maximum Dogbolter Minogue nudifies you with his Executive Zapper.
(One) Dasquian wisps: It'd be better if you just ignored him and waited for his mum to bring him his ritalin :)
RIAA tells you: I know what you downloaded last summer
(inertia) Skye Featherfluff: You know. Sometimes I wish everybody was more like me :(
(inertia) Skye Featherfluff: You know. Perfect.
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: 'and then he pulled his dick out, and the whole room smelled like shit. so i puked.'
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(inertia) Amberlysse Nightsong: as he plunged his desire in to my depths....
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(inertia) Amberlysse Nightsong: well 'cock' sounds better than 'dick :P
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(inertia) Mat of Manetheren: he looked at her venus mounds and started craving for prunes with whipcream? that kinda writing ? :)
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(inertia) Chugabolt: '..as he plunged his hard cock deep into my soaking vagina..' would be much better
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(inertia) Amberlysse Nightsong: I mean, dick just ruins the entire story for me :P
(inertia) Empathy Anymore: Cock is a much nicer word, for some reason...
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: pussy i can put up with in porn... but 'twat' ruins the story completely.
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(inertia) Empathy Anymore: It's like a beautiful, protein-rich milkshake breakfast! *runs*
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(inertia) Amberlysse Nightsong: I did read this story though. it was nice and hot, and I was really um, enjoying it :P
(inertia) Amberlysse Nightsong: and then all of a sudden, as the woman is having her orgasm, the best one of her life....all of a sudden, she gets stabbed
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(inertia) Amberlysse Nightsong: you know what else I really hate?
(inertia) Amberlysse Nightsong: stories like 'and as I threw her on the bed, I began pounding my hard member in and out of her slick wet hole, and begian to pinch her titties'
(inertia) Amberlysse Nightsong: I mean, hole?
(inertia) Amberlysse Nightsong: what the hell :P
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(inertia) Amberlysse Nightsong: fourteen-year-olds can't even hump a wall correctly, let alone write a sex story :P
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(inertia) Amberlysse Nightsong: I have at least three anthologies on my computer about lesbian erotic stories that are very well-written :P
[They're not always like that, I promise!]
(Witches) Which wisps: i can nearly kill rats no problem now
(Two) Maya wisps: da-na, da-NA-na-na, NA-NA, da-NA-na-na, da-na, da-NA-na-na, NA-NA, da-NA-na-na, da-na da-NAAA, da-nana, DAAA na-nanana
(Two) Maya wisps: Mishcat.
(Bastard Players from Hell) DantheMan Dominare: (Thieves) Seth wisps: hmmmm breasts....
(Bastard Players from Hell) DantheMan Dominare: Skope wisps: i have 4
(Bastard Players from Hell) DantheMan Dominare: the power of bad timing :p
(Bastard Players from Hell) Mental DeLaCroix: oh great, you even got a quote from maelin, but not from me :( I must be the most humourless bastard on this godforsaken flat piece of turtle dung crapped out the wrong way :(
(Bastard Players from Hell) DantheMan Dominare: you got that right
(One) Trilogy wisps: No, Arienne is just being an ass :P
(One) Trilogy wisps: OOPSIE
(inertia) Sasquatch: come to think of it, I've never learned any programming language :P
Granny Weatherwax gives you a big wet smooch on the lips.
My Little Dogbolter Minogue puts down a plank with a nail init from his left hand.
My Little Dogbolter Minogue holds a poniard in his left hand.
My Little Dogbolter Minogue gets a pig chop from the corpse of a fat hog.
My Little Dogbolter Minogue eats the pig chop.
My Little Dogbolter Minogue beams brightly.
My Little Dogbolter Minogue disappears in a puff of smoke.
(newbie) Pheon: how do I take things out of my trousers?
(inertia) Bankshot: I'm fucking cold
(Playerkillers) WhoMe wisps: yes i know my typing sucks more then a $5 hooker on broadway whos overdone the bloat inkections into her lips btw :p
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps: just me and my anaconda being happy
(inertia) Polleke Gairyunichattai: judging by that name you don't only smoke dope, you use it anally as well :P
(inertia) pARanoia: And you create a bone necklace out of the parents and give them as a present to the children!:D
(inertia) pARanoia: Oops.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Morgaine Myrddin: Don't make me laugh, Sera, I have a glass thermometer in my gob.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ptaimen: I should be happy it's in your mouth.
*16:53:11* Korrg newbie-told: Where can I join the seamstresses guild?
*16:53:27* Koryn newbie-told: I'm afraid that isn't a playable guild.
*16:53:33* Korrg newbie-told: What gives?
*16:54:37* Korrg newbie-told: Hm... I've been turned into an IT by a witch, and am not sure what to do... Help?
*16:54:57* Koryn newbie-told: They sometimes do that if you don't show them proper respect. Enjoy. :)
*16:55:09* Koryn newbie-told: (They can also do it if you ask them nicely.)
(inertia) Empathy Anymore: This might sound like a weird, twisted, scary question... But does anyone know of an online copy of the gay Karma Sutra? *blushes*
int How many creators do you need to change a lightbulb?
(inertia) Empathy Anymore: 50. 1 to hold the lightbulb, and 49 to drink until the room spins.
(inertia) Hagi Ptastic: How many players do you need to change a lightbulb?
(inertia) Hagi Ptastic: Change? Arrrrgh! Noooooooooooooo!
(Playerkillers) Which wisps: Which reminds me (look at the pun- hur hur hur), Reix, I have to tell you.... I am your..... FATHER!
(Witches) Myrine wisps that she cracks Romarin's leetle otter head between her incredibly large and powerful thighs
(Playerkillers) Shinobi wisps: er
(Playerkillers) Shinobi wisps: don'T attack me
(Playerkillers) Shinobi wisps: i have a tpa on me and you'd only hurt yourself
(One) Frobly wisps: Lanfear is a liberal myth, perpeatrated by the oldibes to stop the newbies from rebelling
(One) PARanoia wisps: I want to lock MANlips with Terano!
(One) PARanoia wisps: In public!
*12:28:46* Theef newbie-told: I fuck camels!
*12:29:14* Dogbolter newbie-told: Only cos your mom's busy.
(One) HaloJ wisps that he licks drakkos up and down and around and pays special attention tothe blue fluff in her bellybutton
(One) Zadovia wisps: Nyah, I'm fond of .co.uks. Cheap enough to buy and forget about.
(One) Sasquatch wisps: a bit like Zadovia really
(Witches) Fole wisps: does 18 warts mean i can legally drink scumble??
(One) Ilik wisps: Hoi, Gitta, I saw you trying to auction me off, and I think about chicken late at night.
(Bastard Players from Hell) Ded d'd'd'd'd'd'ded: I like killing people when I'm afk :-)
(Witches) Jelena wisps: Well, the suffix -wen means maiden in Sindarin...
(Witches) Chat wisps: So Arwen is a pirate maiden?
(inertia) Yalpf: Oh dear LORD!
(inertia) Wodan Grolschdrinker: yes yalpf? :)
[after a crash]
(One) Phiril wisps: Darn. Now my epic battle with a small black dog won't go down in the history books.
(inertia) Pokeberry Casaubon: Double yer pleasure, double yer fun, with double good, double fresh nayeli clone
(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: yikes :P
(inertia) Pokeberry Casaubon tap-dances across the inertia game channel
(One) Voltage wisps: i want a thief
(One) Lately wisps: well if yer really good ye'll get on for Hogswatch
(Playerkillers) JayZ wisps: Moondog is peeing on me..
(Playerkillers) Sarux wisps: It means he likes you
(Witches) Nayeli wisps: they're all 'i never make tea and i don't enchant and i refuse to delude and i hate newbies!!!!' they must have joined the guild for the uberfighting/numberchasing ability.
(Witches) Nayeli wisps: ... um. mischat. um.
Holy Spacecowboy grins at Lupen and slowly undoes his belt.
Holy Spacecowboy offers to show Ballsack to Lupen.
Lupen accepts the offer from Holy Spacecowboy to see Ballsack.
Lupen giggles.
witches Die you, um, filthy eunuch from, er, the dungeon dimensions!
(Witches) Yavanna wisps: Eunuchs can't be from the DD, they don't have tentacles :)
(Playerkillers) Valkyr wisps: Its all lies, I didnt do it to you that hard on purpose!
(Playerkillers) viviene wisps: move your body up and down, make your booty touch the ground
(One) Pthag wisps: The game is not CONSCIOUS.
(One) Pthag wisps: It can feel no EMOTION.
(One) Insanity wisps: Don't say that in front of my playstation!
(Witches) TSusannetta wisps: goes bra shopping wiht Nayeli.
(Witches) TSusannetta wisps: Dammit! Mischat! Wotchers you all!
(One) Mono wisps: And when I'm done with Warrax I'll do the liaisons.
(Witches) Marzipan wisps: I loves being a witch. When you're tired of making tea and doing enchantments and such, you can bop people over the head.
(Playerkillers) Valkyr wisps: you make me suck so badly
(Playerkillers) Valkyr wisps: ignore that
two Let the USA kill everyone they don't like, hooray!
(Two) Skyhigh wisps: Suicide?
(Witches) Yavanna wisps: The horror!!!! Somebody has vined Granny!
(Witches) Sera wisps: lawks, granny porn...
(One) Maelin wisps: Hmm. Well, I know I won't be putting my genitals near anything marked "WARNING: Intense Suction. Keep Away." any time in the near future.
(One) Maelin wisps: Hell, if I ever find them again, I won't put them near anything with any warning signs on it at all.
(One) Maelin wisps: Starting a scavenger hunt would be more helpful :(
AseroeRubra tells you: I remember your hair, but not your gender. :)
(Playerkillers) Katata wisps: Go PK and say that!
(Playerkillers) Valkyr wisps: But i hate sucking!
(Playerkillers) Blaser wisps: dosnt everyone?
(Playerkillers) Valkyr wisps: bugger mischat
(Playerkillers) Valkyr wisps: Nobody heard that!
(One) Dogbolter wisps: Well, trawl their back catalogue. I don't recall Donny singing 'Terano AhhhAhh, AaaaH!', or 'Spuddi, Ahhh, Ahh.
[not really r...] Gitta: I suppose there has been a warrior in our family.
[not really r...] Yavanna: You must have inherited the fetish for so much armour from someone Gitta
[coven] Yavanna: You should learn a lot from your new older sister!
[coven] Yavanna quickly checks your age
[coven] Yavanna: Yup, I'm older :)
Susannetta d'Almaviva says: Why don't we trry goin' and shittin' in the willow trree? That hash no obvioush ecitsh.... that might do shomethin' ....
(Witches) Mysteek wisps: Get it right - it's other.tiny.penis.ridiculing
(Witches) Mysteek wisps: OMG
witches Yay, "You have died 7 times and can die 4 times before you are completely dead."
(Witches) Lucretia wisps: lawks you've nearly caught me up dearie. just buy another life and we'll be identical
(Witches) Tilly wisps: Ooer, careful now, Gitta... ;-)
(Witches) Kaos wisps: awwww. some ikkle widdle newblies considwerded me an wan awoi
(Witches) Kaos wisps that she makes coochycoo noises
(Witches) Thipe's wispy voice comes from the witch's pointy hat, saying that she watches out for -ing yetis
You tell Thipe Myrddin: listen for grunting
Thipe Myrddin grins at you.
[Submitted by Kaos]
Fole von Bruxa tells you: there is mayhem wherever you go :p
Infinity Soulfire tells you: It's no wucking furries mate
[Lessons in Speaking Australian, By Infinity]
The master ninja implausibly produces a large sign from somewhere and sets it up on the ground.
The master ninja moves aggressively towards the swarm of fireflies!
(newbie) Noxus: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THE TALKER
(One) Merrick wisps: and the race is about to start....
(One) Error wisps: Yeah, cheating whore.
(One) Error wisps: Oops..
(newbie) BugDash: can you head me?
(Theagateanempirecouncil) Shinobi wisps: although, i wish i had susannetta's crack it seems to be better than mine :(
(Witches) Dishrag wisps: Guten tag, Gittabug.
witches I'm not a bug :b
(Witches) Dishrag wisps: Sorry, you're a 'feature'.
(One) Raghunath wisps: Why do I fail to hold a snowball?
(One) Lamech wisps: are you wearing any clothes?
(newbie) Optimist: how can i gain money as a wizard?
(newbie) Thgie: Sell parts of your body, as a Wizzard, you don't need most of it and you have plenty to spare!
(newbie) Optimist: thanx people
(Two) Dishrag wisps: I wish I had fingers that could split into other, smaller fingers.
(Two) StrikeHunter wisps: That would be quite a pub trick.
(One) TGGM wisps that he hates bright sunny days.
(One) Pthag wisps: Nasssty yellow facccce....
(One) Pthag wisps: We hatessss her, we doesssss.