(cre) Taffyd blows his party horn.
(cre) Drakkos admires Taffyd's flexibility.
(cre) Lucky stops herself from commenting
(cre) Wenda: rofl!
(cre) Taffyd: A friend of money has a coffee mug with a picture of a guy sucking himself off on it.
(cre) Taffyd: er.. of mine
(cre) Taffyd ponders.
(cre) Anni: Eww :P
You creator-tell: A guy on the 'net sells mouse-mats with that on it.
(cre) Wenda: nnh. :-P
(cre) Terano: Mmm.. friend of money.
You creator-tell: I don't see the connection, personally: self-felation -> mouse-mat.
You creator-tell: Or even self-fellatio. Or self-felching. Whatever.
Wyvyrn d'Deridex grins at you.
(cre) Taffyd: oh gross
(cre) Taffyd runs off and vomits.
(cre) Wenda: what, what?
(cre) Taffyd: felching. :P
(cre) Dasquian: *rofl*
(cre) Dasquian: What a thing to log in to :)
(cre) Terano: What is felching anyway?
(cre) Terano: I used to know..
(cre) Wenda hcres and goes NNnnh.
(cre) Taffyd: do you really want to know?
(cre) Laurana: gotta expect it, Das, Drakkos is on
(cre) Anni wonders as well.
You creator-tell: I couldn't possibly say it over a public channel.
(cre) Terano: I had a state school education I did :)
(cre) Dasquian: I could tell you :)
You creator-tell: Well, actually, that's a lie. :-P
(cre) Terano: Oh,I remember now :P
(cre) Dasquian: But then you'd have to kill me.
(cre) Taffyd: someone sucking the semen out of your anal cavity.
(cre) Taffyd: damn.. too late.
(cre) Terano visibly pales.
(cre) Wenda coughs.
(cre) Terano: Yup, that's it :P
(cre) Anni: ew.
(cre) Wenda: RRrr. Mental images.
(cre) Mordant blinks.
(cre) Lucky feels sick
You creator-tell: You'd need one of those bendy straws if you did it yourself.
(cre) Anni joins Taffy in his vomiting.
(cre) Wenda: Drakkos :-P
Taffyd d'Licious laughs hysterically at you.
Taffyd d'Licious laughs hysterically at you.
Taffyd d'Licious laughs hysterically at you.
(cre) Anni: Ewww!!
(cre) Terano: Soooo.. who won the football tonight then?
(cre) Laurana wonders how Drak.. err no I don't
(cre) Dasquian: The best bit of the South Park movie was the fact that the piano in the background of Big Gay Al's song is made by Felcher and Sons :)
Madam Wenda Parrotbringer squeezes her fingers together and says to you: "I find her lack of taste ...disturbing."
You beam at Madam Wenda Parrotbringer.
You creator-tell: Mom! Wenda is commenting about my lack of taste. Considering the conversation, I'm slightly worried.
(cre) Wenda: Penrith!
(cre) Terano: Hooray!
(cre) Wenda: beat the crappers out of cronulla.
(cre) Terano: Is that good? :)
(cre) Wenda: at least they were when I saw it last.
(cre) Terano nods
(cre) Wenda: yes...cronulla is right at the bottom of my list. Well, the bottom except for the parra eels. ;-)
(cre) Terano: I saw the score, but we really needed a subject change )
(cre) Terano: Rrrrr
(cre) Terano gnaws on Wenda's football team.
(cre) Wenda smiles innocently.
(cre) Dasquian: Nipplez!
(cre) Taffyd: my face is oozing pus.
(cre) Dasquian: Hm.
(cre) Anni: What is this? See who can be the grossest night?
(cre) Terano: It's meant to dot hat, right?
(cre) Sasquatch: yay, can I play?
(cre) Anni: although i think drakkos has definately won that one.
(cre) Drakkos beams cheerfully.
(cre) Dasquian: Actually, I think self-felching might be possible.
(cre) Anni: PLEASE don't elaborate :P
(cre) Taffyd: With one of those bendy straws, certainly.
(cre) Terano: Not wanting to continue the conversation.. but how would you get it in there first?
(cre) Laurana: ask drakkos
(cre) Dasquian: You'd need to um, point upwards, then turn over very quickly and catch it.
(cre) Taffyd: Pipette...
(cre) Wenda accuses Terano. :-P
(cre) Dasquian: If you get my meaning.
(cre) Anni: *rofl*
(cre) Laurana: Das...
You creator-tell: You'd need remarkably good aim, Dasquian. A small funnel/hose kit and a jar of vaseline would be a much easier way.
(cre) Dasquian decides to die in the corner.
You creator-tell: Like if you suck petrol out of a gas tank... you suck a little, get the juices flowing (pardon the expression) then stick it into the proper... er... orifice. Of your car.
(cre) Wenda: Drakkos! :-P
(cre) Taffyd: What is that called...
(cre) Oaf: Siphoning.
You creator-tell: Oh, sorry. I keep forgetting gasoline theft is a taboo subject.
(cre) Terano: Syphoning..
(cre) Taffyd: that's right
(cre) Terano: But it doesn't quite work like that..
(cre) Taffyd: One has to be higher than the other. :)
(cre) Terano comes from an old country town where we syphon recreationally!
(cre) Dasquian: It would be a lot easier in zero gravity, of course.
(cre) Taffyd: You'd have to stand on your head.
(cre) Wenda points at everyone
(cre) Wenda: you're all terrible.
(cre) Lucky: I've been avoiding this convo :P
(cre) Oaf: Wouldn't be possible in zero gravity surely...
(cre) Terano: I'm not sure if it would work in zero g.. weight is a big factor..
(cre) Oaf: Need gravity to make it work...
(cre) Anni: What, you do this for a living, Lucky? :P
(cre) Oaf: I'll try it..
(cre) Dasquian: No, not the syphoning, the original problem :(
(cre) Oaf: Nope, doesn't work in zero g.
(cre) Laurana runs for the hills
(cre) Dasquian: :) even
You creator-tell: Anyway, you could do it like that. So the complete self-felching kit is a small hose, a funnel, a pot of KY, and a small box of bendy straws.
(cre) Oaf shuts his zero g chamber.
(cre) Lucky: Gnnah. Please, I'm feeing quaeasy
You creator-tell: We should market that kit on the internet!
(cre) Lucky: queasy
(cre) Sasquatch: Excuse me, I just logged on, why am I terrrible?
(cre) Taffyd pushes the Cleavage button.
(cre) Terano feels Quaesy too.
(cre) Wenda covers herself.
(cre) Wenda: No Cleavage For You!
(cre) Oaf: A lot of cars have petrol tank locks anyway.
(cre) Oaf missed the start of the conversation.
(cre) Dasquian envies Oaf.
(cre) Oaf grins.
(cre) Oaf: One of *those* conversations, eh?
(cre) Oaf: Just don't get Drakkos onto nipples.
(cre) Terano: You have no idea..
(cre) Lucky: shhh!
(cre) Oaf: Oops.
You creator-tell: You can't siphon nipples.
You creator-tell: Well, you can, but you have to suck really hard.
(cre) Oaf: AFK while my sister tapes all her damn hip-hop :)
Lucky Caldera hushes you.
You creator-tell: I suppose if the woman was lactating it would be easier... but you still wouldn't get teh actual nipple