(cre) Lucky: I have a plan.
(cre) Laurana cheers Lucky.
(cre) Sasquatch: is it cunning?
(cre) Terano: I have 3 plans. Two of which are master plans :)
(cre) Laurana: I did once
(cre) Terano: They sit on my desktop waiting inspiration..
(cre) Laurana: but now I'm a lord, and I'm in a basket
(cre) Lucky: we all continually kill Wix until he calls that girl he's whining
about
(cre) Laurana: again?
(cre) Wix: Er, no! :P
(cre) Lucky: a very cunning plan methinks
(cre) Terano: I thought we did that once already..
(cre) Lucky: well it didn't work
(cre) Terano drags the suspend command out of mothballs
(cre) Laurana: Wix, did you not already learn your lesson about asking for
dating advice on the cre channel?
You creator-tell: Fika!
(cre) Laurana agrees with Drakkos
(cre) Terano: Laurana - it looks like we need to reconvene the LordLove panel
:)
(cre) Wix: Was it me that was asking on here? :P
You creator-tell: Woo... has everyone seem campchaos's Metallica parody?
(cre) Laurana: Where is Ceres, the love asteroid?
You creator-tell: There's a new one from Motley Crue now. :-)
You creator-tell: www.campchaos.com for anyone who hasn't seen them. Go!
Watch! Campchaos Good!
(cre) Lucky: is that like the I touch myself thing?
(cre) Laurana: Wix, the LordLove Panel convened and we believe that a movie
(cre) Terano: The important thing is to keep it casual..
(cre) Laurana zaps Lucky. Terano is now going to be singing that for days now
(cre) Lucky: that's what I suggersted, but he can't even say *hi*
(cre) Terano: You've never talked to her?
(cre) Wix: The problem is I don't know her, she doesn't know me. I am pondering
calling and telling her she's sooo cute, but I'm too much of a wuss :P
(cre) Laurana whispers to Terano: back to the drawing board.
(cre) Lucky: since Wix isn't answering for himself I'll butt in..he's talked to
her lke once or twice, very briefly
(cre) Terano: Ok, first thing - and this is more of a stop gap..
(cre) Lucky: and he made her fail PE too
(cre) Terano: Don't call her up and declair your undying love - that rarely
works.
(cre) Wix: I asked her if she saw a mate of mine and if she wanted to join the
selfdefence thingy I was planning. No on both questions.
(cre) Laurana: do you know the same people?
(cre) Sasquatch: Write a letter :)
(cre) Sasquatch: be a mail prostitute :)
(cre) Wix: I didn't exactly make her fail PE...well...only a little. But I
didn't mean to!
(cre) Laurana writes Sas a letter.
You creator-tell: Here's what you do: Mail her a dead chimpmunk in a box, with
the following note attached: 'unlike this chipmunk, my love for
you will never die'.
(cre) Terano: Ok - we have another plan.
(cre) Sasquatch swoons at Laurana
(cre) Wix: Nope. I know none of her friends and she knows none of mine.
(cre) Terano: Ok, back to the drawing board..
(cre) Laurana whispers to Terano: plan C?
(cre) Terano: what ever you do, don't ring her until we have another plan..
You creator-tell: Plan C, C Pointers!
(cre) Sasquatch: OMG!
(cre) Lucky: let me say that Wix is a perfect example of the Swedish condition.
the men are wimps.
(cre) Wix: I know where she lives. Have driven past her house two nights in a
row now ;)
(cre) Sasquatch: Laurana, I just read the letter
(cre) Wix: I'm a stalker ;)
(cre) Twiggy: "Plan B, Brian, is plan A only with an added element of panic."
(cre) Sasquatch: did you really mean the part about whips and handcuffs?
You creator-tell: Er, good idea Wix. Drive by her house at night.
You creator-tell: Fear is the best aphrodisiac.
(cre) Terano: Ok, do you have any female friends Wix?
(cre) Lucky: he may even hop in her window...if he can find the right one
(cre) Laurana fears Drakkos
(cre) Terano: Ideally around the same age, with similar interests!
(cre) Lucky: I've already threatened that I'll go up there and do it for him :P
(cre) Drakkos leers at Laurana.
(cre) Anni wonders why the fikaing didn't work.
(cre) Sasquatch: you'll go and seduce the girl for him Lucky?
You creator-tell: Oo!
(cre) Lucky: you don't fika on the first date *sniggers*
(cre) Laurana: we don't know Anni, but we're at plan C now.. maybe even D
(cre) Lucky: yeah, I thought well "he can't have him, so then I might as well
take her...hope she's bi"
(cre) Drakkos leers.
(cre) Terano: This is the one where he gets a female friend to become friends
with this woman for the purpose of setting them up.. this is not as
unethical as it sounds.. really..
(cre) Sasquatch: can I watch? :)
(cre) Anni: Hrmm. *scratches her head* Go up to her and snog her?
(cre) Wix: I have some female friends, yes, but they are not really in a
position to talk to her...
(cre) Laurana snogs Anni
(cre) Lucky: hmm. how much will you pay?
(cre) Terano takes polaroids.
(cre) Sasquatch: easy Wix, she doesn't mud, so not worth it
(cre) Wix: Ah, yes... I only have about 5 more days in the same school as her
too....
(cre) Lucky: hey! not without permission, get that camera away
(cre) Lucky: well hellooooo it doesn't matter if you blow it with her, you
won't be seeing her again if you do *beams*
(cre) Wix: So I need to tie my shoes quickly...
(cre) Anni: Charming, Lucky :P
(cre) Anni: Have you got a formal dinner or anything before the end of school?
(cre) Terano: Oooh.. formal dinner is good..
(cre) Terano: I remember my formal dinner..
(cre) Terano: Except for the bits I blocked out..
(cre) Laurana does as well.
(cre) Wix: Nope. Had them all, and she's two years below me....
(cre) Laurana: there is a permanent wine stain on my dress from it
(cre) Lucky: people in the first year aren't allowed to go
(cre) Sasquatch: yeah yeah, that's what you're saying anyway
(cre) Lucky: could be worse...could be like Monica's dress
(cre) Laurana: Drakkos has that dress, Lucky
(cre) Saist yawns and sighs
(cre) Terano: How about flowers then?
(cre) Laurana: send her an anon flower
(cre) Sasquatch: a wine stain on a flower?
(cre) Lucky: oh, I bet that stain will never go out
(cre) Laurana shushes Sas
(cre) Anni: Hmm, we were all 17 at our grad dinner so we would have got out
arses kicked if we had been drinking. But after... :)
(cre) Wix: If I send her flowers, I'd have to do it anonymously...
(cre) Lucky: notagn was going to send flowers in Wix's name *g*
(cre) Terano: You need to write something memorable on the card though..
(cre) Laurana: yes thats what we mean
(cre) Anni: Yep, flowers are good *nodnods*
(cre) Sasquatch: good plan, then she still won't know it's you
(cre) Terano: Send her a bunch every day until the end of the year, then claim
credit for it.. she might go out with you just to get the flowers to stop
:)
(cre) Laurana: but make sure that there is something on the card that you and
you alone can identify yourself with
(cre) Terano: Haiku are good..
You creator-tell: A semen sample, for example.
(cre) Lucky: "from Jojje with love"
(cre) Anni: How romantic *swoon*
(cre) Lucky: er, no semen samples please
You creator-tell: A haiku written in semen!
(cre) Wix: lol
(cre) Lucky: that would be mail prostitution...that's illegal in Sweden
You creator-tell: The police will identify you instantly, thus declaring your
love for her.
(cre) Shrike blinks.
(cre) Laurana: Drakkos, he's not trying be a sperm donor for crying out loud,
he just wants a date
(cre) Terano: "I loved you since I/first set eyes on you. No
really./Dodecahedron."
(cre) Wix: Nah, flowers is too serious ;)
(cre) Sasquatch: send her a nettle
(cre) Lucky: I vote: a teddy bear (that won't explode) in her locker
You creator-tell: I declare my love / With this sample of semen / Call me soon
my dear.
(cre) Gruper: Get her drunk at a party and make her follow you out into the
woods.
(cre) Lucky: you'll just have to break and enter it first
(cre) Terano: Teddies are good too..
(cre) Gruper: Works every time.
(cre) Wix: We have no lockers at our school :P
(cre) Sasquatch: send her underwear!
(cre) Terano: Particularly if it's the end of the year..
(cre) Anni: Hang on. You haven't talked to her? How do you know you want to go
out with her?
(cre) Laurana: he thinks she's cute
(cre) Drakkos leers at Gruper.
(cre) Terano: It's lust, not love.
(cre) Terano: I bet he is imagining her naked right now.
(cre) Lucky: no lockers? man, your school sucks more than I thought *g*
You creator-tell: I'm imagining her naked right now, too. How do you think I
managed to get the semen for the haiku?
(cre) Wix: Exactly. That's one of the main problems. If I do something like
this, she'll think I'm a weirdo going for anything with a heartbeat...
(cre) Lucky: yeah, like I'm imagining myself naked *sighs happily*
(cre) Gruper: Lust, love - they both give you a groinal rash, so what's th
difference?
(cre) Laurana laughs
(cre) Terano: The divorce settlement at the end? :P
(cre) Sasquatch: buy her some underwear, and ask her to model it
(cre) Laurana: and this from the newest member of the LordLove Panel
(cre) Laurana: Gruper, yer fired.
(cre) Gruper whines.
(cre) Terano: He provides temperence to our romantic artistry :)
(cre) Gruper sets up his own love panel with Drakkos.
(cre) Laurana: and it would explain why he has a gf, and I'm the single one on
the panel... ya ok
(cre) Sasquatch: not after that letter you sent me Laurana :)
(cre) Laurana: are you sending out sperm samples too, Gruper?
(cre) Gruper nods happily.
(cre) Sasquatch: Drakkos's car has rubber seats!
(cre) Terano: I'm still concerned about the number of creators currently
imagining people naked..
(cre) Anni: Start by talking to her, Wix... usually helps :)
(cre) Saist thinks his love life is beyond help
(cre) Terano: Is no one coding? :P
You creator-tell: Yes, Wix! Come to us and we'll set you right up with some
Very Goot Advice guarunteed to win you the Girl Of Your Dreams!
Mwah-ha-ha!
(cre) Gruper is coding nekkid women.
(cre) Laurana: no, we're imagining Drakkos and Gruper comparing sperm samples
(cre) Lucky: is there anything wrong with imagining me naked?
(cre) Sasquatch: Terano, weren't you going to bed?
(cre) Laurana: um yes, Lucky, there is
(cre) Lucky: I mean myself...
(cre) Shrike: apparently we're all providing samples of our Precious Bodily
Fluids.
(cre) Terano: I am needed though, I can not shirk my position of responsability
on the panel :)
(cre) Lucky: we are?
You creator-tell: We just mix our sperm up into the same bottle, and dip the
quill into it when required.
(cre) Laurana: only if you're with Drakkos and Gruper, Shrike
(cre) Lucky: I thought that was just Drakkos
(cre) Sasquatch is with Laurana
(cre) Wix: Talking to her is very hard, since I get no good opportunities...
(cre) Shrike: No, I'm with Twiggy. *beam*
(cre) Lucky: I don't want to know any details
(cre) Terano: Ok, Wix.. I've formulated a new plan.. send naked pictures of
Gruper, Drakkos and Lucky to her in a montage of colours and poses!
You creator-tell: With a semen haiku attached!
(cre) Laurana: you are sending her samples of your semen and a haiku??
(cre) Lucky: will that work you think?
(cre) Wix: Ergh, okay...
(cre) Lucky: she'll just love us instead then and forget about Wix
(cre) Wix: Naturally, you'll have to send me the pics first.
You creator-tell: Like A Submarine / I am long, and hard, and full / of longing
for you.
(cre) Que: Wix: Make an opportunity :P
(cre) Gruper writes a new haiku, but this time in sweat: Hard labour it is /
Loving you from a distance / Smell my fragrant sweat
(cre) Shrike: Come here my darling / I'll spooge all over the place / and prove
my lovin.
(cre) Saist grabs a bucket
(cre) Terano: /s/longing/.. ok.. that's not polite :P
(cre) Anni cackles.
(cre) Lucky: but I don't have any semen
(cre) Sasquatch: want some?
(cre) Saist bites his tongue
(cre) Gruper: What did you write that last haiku with, Drakkos?
(cre) Que: And you can't get any Lucky? :P
(cre) Lucky: Depends...how will it be delivered?
(cre) Laurana: the quill he dipped into the sperm sample jar
You creator-tell: Some rancid semen at the bottom of our communal bottle.
(cre) Lucky: darn :P
(cre) Sasquatch offers some to Lucky
(cre) Lucky: hey, I was a guy this morning thanks to Notagn
(cre) Lucky: I should have done something about it
You creator-tell: Waste not, want nor!
You creator-tell: Not!
(cre) Lucky peers suspiciously at Sasquatch
(cre) Laurana: is anyone logging this?
(cre) Gruper: Ah, goot - using the communal bottle will give her a desire for
anything with a y-chromosome, and then Wix can make his move!
(cre) Wix: Hopefully not.
(cre) Lucky: hopefully not
(cre) Drakkos is.
(cre) Que: Yes, Laurana :)
(cre) Anni: I am too :)
You creator-tell: I log everything, which is why my bowels are so incredibly
expansive.
(cre) Laurana: could I have a copy please?
(cre) Laurana: not yours, tho Drakkos
(cre) Anni: I'll put it on my bits page *beam*
(cre) Gruper: Gnah - it was better in the old days, when the only one you had
to worry about quoting you was Presto.
(cre) Shrike: you're going to rub the log of Drakkos' semen all over your bits?
(cre) Anni: Er, no.
(cre) Lucky: bits? you have a bits page? oooh
(cre) Que: I never quota Gruper, I blackmail. :)
(cre) Terano: How else will we attract rabid beasts?
(cre) Shrike: Oh. *looks disappointed*
You creator-tell: Expansive bowel / And jars of rancid semen / Over Anni's
Bits.
(cre) Laurana: we already have Drakkos and Sas
(cre) Anni: I have many bits on my page
(cre) Shrike: are they moist?
(cre) Lucky: wrong question
(cre) Wix: So if I call this girl, should I just say I reckon she's cute, or
should I also ask her out? That might be a little straight forward?
(cre) Sasquatch: afk for a cold shower!
(cre) Lucky: woo, can I join you?
(cre) Anni: erk :P ask her out before you tell her she's cute :P
(cre) Terano nods
(cre) Shrike: invite her out for a long, hard, sweaty fika!
You creator-tell: Tell her that the you have a friend in the NRA, and he's on
the roof with a bead on her. Incidentally, would she like to
grab your fika.
(cre) Lucky: well look at it this way: it's a bit weird if you don't
(cre) Terano: Also, don't declare your undying love until after several dates..
(cre) Saist: cold showers no longer work for me :/
(cre) Anni agrees with Terano.
(cre) Lucky: even better
(cre) Shrike: have you tried incessant masturbation? :)
(cre) Gruper: Making frenzied love / You, I and a pink poodle / Down in the
Whore Pits
You creator-tell: Yes.
(cre) Wix: But isn't it strange to ask someone you don't know out for a fika?
I'm a complete stranger to her - almost.
(cre) Anni: Don't answer that, please
(cre) Laurana: Drakkos is apparently an expert
(cre) Terano: Is there soem sort of training course we can get on that?
(cre) Laurana: Nope, Wix
(cre) Anni: it's probably at a TAFE somewhere, terano
(cre) Sasquatch: Wix, offer to teach her about Pointers in C
(cre) Wix: Are you sure Laurana?
(cre) Terano: Lead by Drakkos, Dip Inc. Masturbation.
You creator-tell: Incessant Masturbation is good! Just look at the muscles I
have in my wrists. Everyone asks me to open their jars for
them.
(cre) Lucky: I thought you had no muscles?
(cre) Lucky stops admiring Drakkos
(cre) Sasquatch: only in his wrists
(cre) Drakkos rubs the folds of his flab in Lucky's face.
(cre) Laurana: the only jars he opens are to fill with his and Gruper's semen
samples
(cre) Lucky eeks as she suffocates
(cre) Terano comforts Gruper
(cre) Lucky: heeelp!
(cre) Terano: Remember, you had your chance to be on a respectable panel :)
You creator-tell: Bah! Our panel is much better.
(cre) Anni: Just ask her if she'd like to go out.. if she says no, *shrug* oh
well. But if she says yes, proceed to part B of the plan!
(cre) Laurana: No, Anni our part B was bad
(cre) Laurana: part C was better
(cre) Shrike: A) Get Underpants! B) (we haven't figured this out yet) C) Big
profits!
(cre) Anni: Kay, part C then :)
(cre) Terano: Group movies :)
(cre) Laurana: oh right
(cre) Laurana: no, Drakkos, not THOSE kind
You creator-tell: Aw.
(cre) Shrike: yeah, group get togethers are very non confrontational.
You creator-tell: Provided there's enough oil.
(cre) Shrike: makes her feel like maybe it's not really a date.
(cre) Laurana: that was a no go, Shrike.. no common friends
(cre) Wix: But saying like "Hi, this is Jojje Dalunde. I was kinda wandering if
you want to do something this weekend? Go for a fika maybe, or a movie?"
That's not exactly a good way to start a convo :P
(cre) Shrike: .... til you stick your tongue in her ear, of course.
You creator-tell: Ask hobos off the street!
You creator-tell: Wix: 'Hi, this is Jojje Dalunde, and I can lick my eyebrows.
Where shall we meet?'
(cre) Sasquatch: Tell you what, me and Drakkos will visit you, and we'll talk
to her
(cre) Shrike: oh for fuck's sake.. just call her up and ask her out! :P
(cre) Anni: *lol*
(cre) Laurana fears for her.
(cre) Terano: It would probably be best if you talked to her in person before
on the phone..
(cre) Terano: Even if it's only a 2 or 3 minute conversation.. while waiting
for a bus say :)
(cre) Terano: You could discuss Nuclear Physics for instance..
(cre) Saist nods and agrees with Terano
(cre) Terano: Or up and coming OO paradigms..
(cre) Shrike: or Japanese Bodily Fluid Art.
(cre) Laurana: you could help her with her homework, and NOT help her fail PE
;-)
You creator-tell: Or poems. *nods* Chicks like poems. Oh... and talk about
kittens.
(cre) Anni: Talk to her before asking her out, too... that'll save part of the
awkwardness prollem ;)
(cre) Wix: I did bring me cute little doggie to school... it didn't impress her
though :/
(cre) Terano: Hmm.. I lag :P
You creator-tell: Talk about her child bearing hips, then.
(cre) Shrike: better yet, get a puppy, and walk it every day in the park or
near where she hangs out. :)
(cre) Shrike: ooh, really? she's got no heart then.
(cre) Lucky: don't even mention hip!
(cre) Lucky: hips :P
(cre) Shrike sneaks in in the dead of night and replaces both of Lucky's his.
You creator-tell: 'You have lovely child-bearing hips' is a great chatup line.
(cre) Shrike: "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" has worked or me every time I've tried
it.
You creator-tell: 'You look as if you could squeeze a child out like a rat from
an aqueduct. Be the mother of my children!'
You creator-tell: Then lick your eyebrows.
(cre) Terano: 0/0?
(cre) Shrike: 3/3, actually.
You creator-tell: How many of those involved other people? :-)
(cre) Wix: Drakkos, please stop, I'm falling off my chair here ;)
(cre) Lucky: none of those are optional...they, er translate wrong
(cre) Anni peers at Shrike.
(cre) Sasquatch: Wooooo
(cre) Shrike: just the 2.
(cre) Sasquatch: Wix, there's a book on amazon called "How to make anyone fall
in love with you"
(cre) Terano: Hypnosis!
(cre) Lucky: oh is it on hypnotising people?
(cre) Laurana: the peanut gallery has provided haiku: If I pull you hard /
Something that I'd like to see / Will come out of me
(cre) Anni: Het 'er with the worm do line!
(cre) Saist: Sasquatch there is ??? i'm off to get a hundred copies
(cre) Sasquatch: no, hypnosis can't make people do what they don't want to do
:)
(cre) Wix: "do line" *coughs* her name is Line...
(cre) Shrike: anyway, must dash. sleeeeeeep :)
(cre) Terano: like to see? So why do women always sleep in the wet patch then?
You creator-tell: See my male jelly / spray like a malfunctioning / sprinkler
system. Yes.
(cre) Laurana: because men make them
(cre) Shrike: *mutter* not all the time :P
(cre) Anni: Women sleep in the wet patch? i don't :P
(cre) Terano comforts Shrike
(cre) Saist: what do you do with it then anni? *winks*
(cre) Sasquatch: Well, I can visit you if you like Anni, and make you sleep in
the wet patch
(cre) Sasquatch leers
(cre) Anni: No, i am fortunate to have a man who will do what i say >:)
(cre) Anni: Ooh, c'mon then sas :)
(cre) Laurana: Ok, enough, I'm laughing out loud and I'm gonna wake people up
;-)
(cre) Terano: Aha! He's one of those submissive types then eh?
(cre) Wix: So the conclusion is not to phone her but talk to her IRL?
(cre) Sasquatch: yes!
(cre) Laurana: yes
You creator-tell: Yes.
(cre) Terano's head collapses inwards..
(cre) Allana: Yes :)
(cre) Sasquatch: we took a long time to get there, didn't we?
(cre) Laurana: and not to listen to Drakkos
(cre) Terano: Even if it's only talking about the weather.. or her shoes..
(cre) Sasquatch: but not Shrike's line about shoes
(cre) Terano: And only a limited scope on shoes.. ie.. not shrike's advise :P
(cre) Terano: Also try to avoid: Nice shoes, know where I can get a pair..
(cre) Wix: And if I don't have the guts? :P
(cre) Sasquatch: and Wix, remember, eye contact is important
(cre) Terano: and also anything involving licking her toes.
You creator-tell: But not too much eye contact.
(cre) Drakkos stares at Sasquatch.
(cre) Sasquatch punches Drakkos in the eye
You creator-tell: Oo, that stings!
(cre) Lucky: awww that was mean
(cre) Sasquatch: would do, I had caustic all over my hand
(cre) Laurana: children
(cre) Drakkos gets the jar and writes haiku on Sasquatch's face.
(cre) Anni: no guts, no girl.
You creator-tell: Faint heart never won fair lady.
(cre) Lucky rubs some lotion in Drakkos's eye. Oops. It was some fluid...
(cre) Sasquatch: no guts, no way of digesting food
(cre) Terano: Then you will be forced to ask out one of your female friends..
(cre) Laurana: eww... speaking of gross things like that.. I was reading a
magazine about skin care the other day.. they say first morning urine is
a good thing to use on acne *gags*
(cre) Anni: bleagh
(cre) Wix: erghhhh!
(cre) Laurana: your own, Drakkos... sheesh
You creator-tell: You must need good aim. And a funnel. And a hose.
(cre) Sasquatch: actually, urine is a good thing for a few problems
(cre) Anni: Who worked that out, i wonder. "Ooh look, some piss... i might just
put that on my face"
You creator-tell: Drinking urine is Very Good for you.
(cre) Terano: You know Anni, there is a whole big wide internet out there.. go
web crawling some time :)
(cre) Sasquatch: I seem to remember they used it to treat Trench Foot in the
trenches
You creator-tell: I like it chilled with a small plastic umbrella in the glass.
And a slice of lemon.
(cre) Laurana: first morning urine is full of alot of proteins and other good
things that your body gets rid of
(cre) Terano: "Specify type of goat."
(cre) Anni: Mmm, not sure if i want to know, Terano :P
(cre) Terano: Wenda knows.. ask her :)
(cre) Wix: If your body gets rid of them, why apply them to your face?
(cre) Terano: Couldn't you artificially synthesize the proteins and apply them?
(cre) Laurana: your body absorbs what it requires
(cre) Anni: Does she. *refrains from commenting*
(cre) Terano: "That's spooky, in a Soylent Green kind of way."
(cre) Wix: And how does it work when trying to attract the other sex?
(cre) Sasquatch: so, Laurana, tell us about your morning shower
(cre) Laurana: it gets rid of acne, Wix ;-)
(cre) Lucky: it's like guinea pigs eat their own doo...it's healthy
(cre) Sasquatch ducks
(cre) Anni: Mmm, bacteria..
You creator-tell: Golden showers?
(cre) Lucky: ewww.
(cre) Laurana: only if you ahve really good aim, Drakkos
You creator-tell: Surely all you have to do is aim upwards?
You creator-tell: Gravity does the rest.
(cre) Sasquatch: Mom! Laurana flamed me, and tried to put it out with her acne
cure
(cre) Anni: ewww
(cre) Terano: ewww
(cre) Laurana: piss off, I did not :-)
You creator-tell: Piss off? You missed, then?
(cre) Laurana: apparently
(cre) Sasquatch: yes, that's why I burned
(cre) Lucky: piss where?
(cre) Sasquatch: Right, well, that killed the conversation :)
(cre) Anni: I was waiting for someone to say that :P
(cre) Anni: No, don't start again, i need to get _some_ of this assignment done
tonight :P
(cre) Terano: Now we just have to wait and see how Wix goes - having received
the sum of all lord relationship advise.
(cre) Saist: hehe :)
(cre) Terano: And Drakkos.
(cre) Laurana: I'm just wondering how many people have gone to the bathroom to
see how many pimples they have and to plan to do this tomorrow morning
(cre) Saist: Terano...can I be tomorrow nights target?
You creator-tell: I just checked a rough reflection in the monitor and let rip.
(cre) Anni: Target? ewww
(cre) Drakkos blinks at Saist... you want Terano to pee on your acne?
(cre) Laurana laughs
(cre) Saist: ewwww no :P
(cre) Sasquatch: hmm, I just had a horrid thought
(cre) Terano: Sorry, I'm out of that game saist, but it seems Drakkos is still
an active practisioner :)
(cre) Saist that's not what i meant *goes and hides in his cave*
(cre) Sasquatch: you can buy bottled acne cures, like Clearasil....
(cre) Saist sighs
(cre) Lucky: people pee in clearasil bottles?
(cre) Anni: Hmm, gotta wonder what goes into those
(cre) Laurana: you can apparently get jars of things from Drakkos as well
You creator-tell: Gruper and I will give out love advice like a romantic pez
dispenser!
(cre) Anni: I have a bottle of fce cleanser stuff that is bright yellow... it
smells like grapefruit
(cre) Terano: And Laurana and I will offer counselling afterwards..
(cre) Laurana: penis shaped pez dispenser?
(cre) Drakkos gift wraps a bottle and sends it to Laurana. Mail prostituion.
(cre) Lucky: I think I can live without love advice from Drakkos somehow
(cre) Terano: What does Laurana have to send back?
You creator-tell: Maybe they gave it a different flavour, Anni. *leers*
(cre) Laurana: we all could, Lucky
(cre) Laurana: Terano, he already has my dress
(cre) Anni: Maybe :P
(cre) Anni whispers: i think he's gone to ring her... so much for our advice
(cre) Lucky: ooh I hope so
(cre) Lucky: or I will to nag some more at him
(cre) Laurana: where's Raffi when you need her
(cre) Sasquatch considers buying the book
(cre) Sasquatch: we can all have a whip round, and mail it to him :)
(cre) Anni: You don't need the book sas, you're naturally charming
(cre) Anni: ohh, for wix :P
(cre) Lucky: isn't that mail prostitution? whips in mail?
(cre) Sasquatch: Hi nice girl, I see you've one or two pimples, can I pee on
your face?
(cre) Dasquian: Oh, Sas, I'm sold.
(cre) Sasquatch flaunts his charm
(cre) Lucky falls for Sas
(cre) Terano: That would only work in a very small minority of cases.. and even
then.. :P
(cre) Terano: I wholeheartedly recommend being setup.. it's quick and easy!
(cre) Laurana: or you could just tell a mutual friend and make them tell for
you
(cre) Laurana: it does work
(cre) Terano: I count that as being setup Laurana :)
(cre) Allana beams at Lauranananana!
(cre) Laurana: Just tell Allanananana, and get her to tell for you
(cre) Lucky: are we back to Wix's banananas yet?
(cre) Terano: Generally they have to introduce you in person, and be there for
the first date or two :)
(cre) Allana has no problem phoning randomn Swedish people.
(cre) Lucky: I'm sure those bannananas and that chocolate would go down well
(cre) Lucky: random swedish people? we're not random!
(cre) Sasquatch: Get Allanananananananana to set Wix up :)
(cre) Laurana: see, Allanannana did it for me, and then I did it for her
(cre) Sasquatch: Saist, buy the book :)
(cre) Laurana: its obvious that my technique worked better than hers did, as
she is still with him ;-)
(cre) Terano: I'll quite happily setup single women in Sydney..
(cre) Allana blushes.
(cre) Terano: There are many single mudders in Sydney atm! :)
(cre) Sasquatch: anyone know any single girls in Tadcaster?
You creator-tell: I can be there in a few hours, Sasquatch!
(cre) Sasquatch goes Yikes