(Assassins) Kesira wisps: seriously though, i dont think you would be able to kill her...and besides i wont go pk with her until *all* her primary bonus's are over 600
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: give it a few more weeks
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: yeah ximthea also thought i couldn't kill her :P
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: there's this funny things called tactics, it basically means you can't know if i'm able to kill her or not :)
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: hehe you know what i love about you? you take me seriously:P * removes her tongue from her cheek and giggles*
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: now, _there_ is a person that i can't kill *points to desperate*
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: I'll bet $20 you can kill me, Shin.
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: good try maelin :P
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: Bugger :P
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: It was worth a try, anyway.
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: a bit pathetic, though :P
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: you have 20r you don't have to let people kill you for money
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: btw begging newbies, go to maelin, he's rich :)
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps that he beams
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: do I qualify?
(Assassins) Seethe wisps: maelin gave me 3 royals for a new life!
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: how come yu cant kill des shin?
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: 25r now, actually.
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: yeah, he bought me all my new clothes!
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps that he smiles ingratiatingly
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: And I need all the money I can get.
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: des?
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: 'Cause he's weak.
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: cute nickname for him :P
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: I bet $20 he's not as weak as me though.
(Assassins) DemminNass wisps: shin theres 8 soldiers near the guild if you want them?
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: yes!
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: He doesn't
(Assassins) DemminNass wisps: half in 1 square half in the other
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: He has loads of exp. By the way, all you begging newbies, go to Shinobi, he can make loads of exp.
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: You know, guys, if I didn't know any better, I'd swear you didn't like each other...
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps that he gibbers and drolls
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps that he grins
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: drools, too
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: See? And he's mad.
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: He's as mad as a hat full of monkeys.
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: And twice as furry.
(Assassins) DemminNass wisps: oh only 2 and half mil till i max pierce, yay
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: Aww :( I've upset him. :(
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: Poor ikkle Shin, he has a very fragile ego.
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: hey i'm sorry that i'm fighting 8 soldiers and can't pay you the attention that is due to your mighty sparkliness
(Assassins) Sporthos wisps: I sense a bit of tension in the air
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: This is definitely an improvement on the way you normally refer to me, Shin.
(Assassins) Maelin wisps that he smiles approvingly.
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: no tension, maelin knows how i think about him :P
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: 'e 'ates me.
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: totally.
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: ok where's the next group?
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: and what did you say maelin?
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: 'e 'ates me wiv a burning 'atred wot would annihililate any normal person wot walked into it.
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: It burns wiv the brightness of a million suns, it does. That's 'ow much 'e 'ates me.
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: 'e's a mean ol' bastard, 'e is.
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps that he winces at Maelin's Cockney accent
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: maelin, no one's listening or interested in it :P
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: just a hint.
(Assassins) DemminNass wisps: that was supposed to be a cockney accent *also winces*
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: oh dear
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: Would someone speaking like that pronounce 'a hint' as 'a 'int' or as 'an 'int'
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: just don't!
(Assassins) goldenthread wisps: an 'int.
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: Roight.
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: goldenthread, come down and teach me ot.pe with your mighty bonus! :)
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: Anyway he does hate me. Don't you, Shinny?
(Assassins) goldenthread wisps: i only have bonus 2 :(
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: call me shinny one more time and i'll kill you :P
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: you suck :P
(Assassins) goldenthread wisps: if you ask nicely.
(Assassins) Gamlek wisps: fi.po TM
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: would you suck maelin? please? :P
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: go code something you lazy cre
(Assassins) Sporthos wisps: he he
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: I'll betcha $20 that I'll dare to call you Shinny again!
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: maelin it didn't work the first time and it won't work the second time :P
(Assassins) Sporthos wisps: are you two married by chance?
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: hell no :P
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: you have a real fixation with $20 maelin, is that all the money you have?
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: no that's the psychological bordere where one would still do such a dumb bet with maelin :P
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: We were going to be, but he never showed up for the wedding *sniffle*
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: when it comes to ripping people off he's made a science out of it :P
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: yeah now it's my fault again, isn't it?
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps that he throws his hands up in the air theatrically
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: My leetle Shinny never came to our wedding :( I stood for so long in that dress, waiting :(
(Assassins) Gamlek wisps that he stares blankly.
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: at least it was you wearing the dress *snickers*
(Assassins) Sporthos wisps that he hides because he senses things are about to get thrown.
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: although, damn you looked fat in it :)
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps that he hints at the reason why he didn't turn around that corner after he peeked around it first
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: yay! bitchfight on Assassin's channel :)
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: spent some time admiring from a distance shin?
(Assassins) Maelin wisps that he cries.
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: yeah, admiring from distance is the only way to cope with maelin
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: although he's so fat you should say maelins as in plural :P
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: and that dress, geez, was it a military hospital tent before?
(Assassins) Sporthos wisps: 1 point for shinobi
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps that he grins evilly
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: You see what I have to put up with?
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: you get what you giv, Maelin :P
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: woo this really is starting to sund like the bitter lovers isn't it
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: damn right you fat bitch :P
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps that he nods at Kesira
(Assassins) Sporthos wisps: he he he
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: they'll wander off and make up later...i don't think, we want to witness that :P
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: doubt it, i know someone who would rip my head off :P
(Assassins) DemminNass wisps: specialy if maelins wearing his dress
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: He was my little Shinny... and he was always badmouthing me :(
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps that he shudders at the thought
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: Nothing I ever did was good enough for him. :(
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: bah, maelin's so fat if i was standing to his back i'd have to walk three days to see his face up front :P
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: all the more for yu to love
(Assassins) Gamlek wisps: lol
(Assassins) Gamlek wisps: Don't pay him out, he's not really fat...are you Maelin?
(Assassins) DemminNass wisps: its not fat its a spare tank for the love machine :)
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: What, in real life?
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: you know, maelin's so fat last week when he wore that malcom x t-shirt a helicopter tried to land on him :P
(Assassins) Gamlek wisps: yeah, are you fat IRL?
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: You BASTARD, Shinobi! You promised you'd never tell anyone about that!
(Assassins) Gamlek wisps: bit personal, but yeah:)
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: Sheesh, this is turning into alll out war!
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: all...
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: dunno, he's not really shooting back :P
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: this is more like a conquest :P
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: Not really.
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: see? fat _and_ unimaginative :P
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: oooOOOooo trying to win him back with tough love eh?
(Assassins) Sporthos wisps: it seems like maelin has a good enough sense of humor that he is taking it very well.
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps that he laughs at Shinobi
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: i'm supposed to marry somethnig like that? not when hell freezes over :)
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: Shinobi was always the dominant one. Especially in the bedroom.
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: Nooo! Too much info!
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: rofl
(Assassins) Sporthos wisps that he agrees with astrogoth
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: We had wars with all the plastic soldiers all over the bed and he always won :(
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: hrm, did you install your spy cam again maelin?
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: i can't remember you fitting into my bedroom since you were 3 yrs old :P
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: pick em young, don't ya, Shin?
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: hey i was young at that time, too :/
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: i was just thinking that Astrogoth:P
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps that he whaps you all over your heads
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps that he grins
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: besides maelin, that soldier you killed.. it was _not_ the general, and you did _not_ win that war :/(
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: Shinobi I'm going to stay at my mothers tonight!
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: You can find someone else to be your snugglebunny!
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: sure, any volunteers?
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: I suppose soldiers makes a change from playing mommies and daddies...
(Assassins) Lucid wisps: pickmepickmepickme!
(Assassins) Zhang wisps: or daddies and daddies in that case
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: ok, lucid is my new snugglebunny
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: bye maelin :P
(Assassins) Lucid wisps: Bye Maelin :P
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: feeling replaced, Maelin?
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: buhbye Maelin
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: Betrayed more likely :(
(Assassins) Jaden wisps: heya all... *waves*
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: should i help you carry your luggage, um drive the truck with your _absolutely necessary_ things to the train station?
(Assassins) Lucid wisps: No the corsets :P
(Assassins) Lucid wisps: Err.. not
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: 'lo JAden
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: *cougsh* more like solid concrete walls :P
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: corsets won't hold the pressure :P
(Assassins) Lucid wisps: *snickers
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: sure there not straight jackets?
(Assassins) Lucid wisps: -* Something's wrong with my keyboard today...
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: Shinobi, you wear all my corsets.
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps that he checks..
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: no Maelin, he LIVES in them...
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: nope, stylish shirt, stylish vest, stylish cravat, stylish umm.. very protective breastplate.
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: no corset, sorry :P
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: they're too big to wear
(Assassins) Jaden wisps: *scratches her head wondering what on earth she has missed out on*
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: you REALLY dont want to kno
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: w
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: not much, Jaden - run while youstill can!
(Assassins) Lucid wisps: Well, Maelin streaked, Shinobi inhumed him, Maelin quit his job as his snugglebunny, and I'm the replacement :)
(Assassins) DemminNass wisps: is that a perk or punishment??
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: Shinny is being a typical bastard to me so I'm going to stay with my mother. I should have listened when she said he was a bastard with no respect.
(Assassins) Jaden wisps: has maelin been running throught the assassins guild nekid with the rubber chicken again?
(Assassins) Zhang wisps: men!
(Assassins) Lucid wisps: No chicken this time!
(Assassins) Seethe wisps: *coughs* apron strings *coughs*
(Assassins) Nevvyn wisps: Or is it both!
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: you know, you lot really are quite worrying at times
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: well i think maelin streaking is a public danger, what am i supposed but to inhume him..
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: what's wrong with men, Zhang?
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: ok, it's a giant splat! on the street and needs weeks to clean but hey, you can feed the pigs for years from it :P
(Assassins) Lucid wisps: *shudder*
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: what you shudder at my excellent joke?
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: lucid, feel ditched :P
(Assassins) Lucid wisps: Nooooooooooooo! :P
(Assassins) Zhang wisps: if you dont know you dont need me telling..
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: see maelin, _that_ is control :P
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps that he pouts at Zhang
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: What are you telling them about now, SHinny?
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: women!
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: just coz you don't actually know the answer...
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: talking crap and when asked to explain they can't :P mainly because there hasn't been a point to it in the first place :P
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps that he agrees wholeheartedly w/ Shin
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: aww thts nasty shin, women dont talk crap, its mens ears that are crap
(Assassins) Maelin wisps: What do women have to do with anything, Shinny?
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: i was referring to zheng, kesira :P
(Assassins) Zhang wisps that she agrees with Kesira
(Assassins) Lucid wisps: You'll learn once you get older Maelin :P
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: right, SOME women talk crap...
(Assassins) Jaden wisps: hasent your mother told you the birds and the bees maelin?
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: it was just a pointless rant to illustrate what i think about her saying "men!" :P
(Assassins) DemminNass wisps: my mum didnt whats that all about?
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: it's about flowers mainly
(Assassins) DemminNass wisps that he smirks
(Assassins) Zhang wisps: my men! was a general gnah! at men because they can be so insenistive, and just big babies who really just want their mummies back
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: hey, makes no difference, its still men with bad hearing....they are useless 'put the kettle on' says the woman, the man hears 'i want sex' or 'footballs on sit and watch it and do nothing'
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: actually i don't want my mummy back :P
(Assassins) Jaden wisps: *takes demmin aside and gives him a book with lots of pictures in it*
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: I hate football!
(Assassins) goldenthread wisps: you sound slightly jaded, Kes.
(Assassins) Gamlek wisps: Er, I hate football!
(Assassins) Lucid wisps: *cackles* Heeeeeeeeere we go! Let's get ready to RUMBLEEEEEEE!
(Assassins) DemminNass wisps that he oohs and ahhhs at the pretty pictures
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: and kesira, the kettle is irrelevant when football is on :P
(Assassins) Gamlek wisps: yeah, what Astro said
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: and I'm actually very helpful. Even in the kettle dept.
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: if you were the loving caring creatures that you fake to be, you'd know :)
(Assassins) DemminNass wisps: rugby much better than boring football
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: nah not really goldie:P if i was that id be moaning about sky sports
(Assassins) Zhang wisps: and changing dirty nappies dep.?
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: but deep down all you want is just mindless slaves for the household and gene spenders :P
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: Hate sky sports too. Hate TV, come to think of it...
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: the kettle is always relevant!
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: can't say, Zhang - never tried. No opportunity
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: who cares about the kettle!?
(Assassins) Lucid wisps: I _never_ drink tea!
(Assassins) DemminNass wisps: dirty nappies are no problem its the babies that cause all the porblems :)
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: Though now I have alittle niece I'm sure I'll get to practice
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: yay soldiers!
(Assassins) Lucid wisps: Speaking of that, I'm gonna make a cup of coffee
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: enjoy, Lucid :)
(Assassins) Lucid wisps: Indeed I shall :P
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: if god had wanted us to drink tea warm, he'd make water come out of the earth warm first :P
(Assassins) goldenthread wisps: it does.
(Assassins) goldenthread wisps: ever heard of volcanic springs?
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps that he beams at his religious logic :)
(Assassins) Seethe wisps: geyser
(Assassins) DemminNass wisps: he does
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: crap :P
(Assassins) Seethe wisps: hot springs.
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: hehe thats true, it does
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps that he laughs at Shin
(Assassins) DemminNass wisps: damn too slow :(
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: yeah ok i was thinking about mountain wells :)
(Assassins) Seethe wisps: try standing behind a wale when it farts.
(Assassins) Seethe wisps: (whale)
(Assassins) DemminNass wisps: lol
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: besides, i wouldn't want to drink geysir water :)
(Assassins) Sporthos wisps: that sounds nasty
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps that he pulls a face at Seethe
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: um do hales fart?
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: whales
(Assassins) goldenthread wisps: of course they do!
(Assassins) Sporthos wisps: spring water?
(Assassins) Seethe wisps: doubt it but i got to say fart
(Assassins) Seethe wisps: (fart)
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: odd word that, the sound is more like fwarp
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: what you say fart like fwarp?
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: er actually i dont want to go there do i
(Assassins) Shinobi wisps: is your your tongue alright?