*Thanks to Sleffie for this log* :-)
(Assassins) Tequila wisps: So, any suggestions on what spec to join?
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: A-ha-ha! Luckily for you I've got Sleffie's Personality Test for Picking an Assassin's Spec. V 1.2
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Are you ready, Tequila?
(Assassins) Tequila wisps: I am!
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Question 1: You're in a hurry to see your sweet little grandmother. But while running there you bump into someone! Oh no! What do you do?
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: A. You dust yourself off, apologize for not looking out, shake hands and continue on your way.
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: B. Smoke hasheesh.
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: C. Decapitate a horse and put the head in the man's bed.
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: D. Realize you're still wearing pyjamas, then realize you like wearing pyjamas.
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: that's so subtle :)
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Thanks :)
(Assassins) Liquid wisps: The answer is E. touch yourself sensually and kill the witnesses.
(Assassins) Tequila wisps: Where's E. Eat chocolate?
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Took me 10 seconds to make that up, it did.
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: No E!
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Pick! Pick!
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: It's your future career we're talking about here. ;)
(Assassins) Tequila wisps that she dithers
(Assassins) BladeWraith wisps: say C, say C!!!!!
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: You can call a friend, use the fifty fifty, or ask the audience, if you like?
(Assassins) Tequila wisps that she asks the audience
(Assassins) BladeWraith wisps: C!!!!!!!
(Assassins) Caira wisps that she objects that this test is biased towards the human species.
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Okay, everybody send me Tequila's choice in a tell
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps that she shouts smoke hasheeeeesh!
BladeWraith tells you: C
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Tut tut, no shouting of the audience in a tell!
(Assassins) Boron wisps that he whispers A into teqila's ear
(Assassins) Liquid wisps: I knew that Nayeli loved drugssssss!
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Err, on the channel I mean.
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Tick Tock, Tick Tock.
(Assassins) Liquid wisps: her fav is migrane medicine!
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: -BEEEP-
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: 100% of the audience said 'C'
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Or at least, the one voting anyway
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Are you sticking with the audience, or do you have some sense in you?
(Assassins) BladeWraith wisps: join the mana rossa, we need people and we don't really put horse heads on peaples pillows. . . . . most of the time
(Assassins) Tequila wisps that she ponders silently (for dramatic effect)
(Assassins) Liquid wisps: Crap...
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: i am awfully fond of my pyjamas. we can be in the AM guild and still run around in pj's, right?
(Assassins) Tequila wisps: Can I go 50:50?
(Assassins) Liquid wisps: I ordered a pay-per-view porno by accident. :( Now I'm gonna be billed 15.95 plus applicable state taxes :(
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Surely, Tequila.
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: (accidentally pay-per-view porn?)
(Assassins) Tequila wisps that she waits for Sleffie to take away 2 wrong answers
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Question 1: You're in a hurry to see your sweet little grandmother. But while running there you bump into someone! Oh no! What do you do?
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: A. You dust yourself off, apologize for not looking out, shake hands and continue on your way.
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: D. Realize you're still wearing pyjamas, then realize you like wearing pyjamas.
(Assassins) Liquid wisps: Whats question 2?
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: She hasn't answered question 1 yet.
(Assassins) Rotas wisps: so if you're going to be charged anyway, invite some friends round to watch and make a party of it
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: that is possibly the strangest thing for me to wrap my mind around.
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps: guys.. getting together.. to watch porn.....
(Assassins) Liquid wisps: Thats called a cirle je... it's not called anything.
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps that she grins.
(Assassins) Skye wisps: Try to keep conversation appropriate please :)
(Assassins) Tequila wisps: Well, (A) I think, although it's just a guess
(Assassins) Rotas wisps: whoever said he had to invite guys around to watch with him?
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: OKay!
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Time for question twoooooo.
(Assassins) Nayeli wisps that she cheers wildly at tequila
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: After a message from our sponsors:
(Assassins) Liquid wisps: I knew I should have left it at "circle j" ;)
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: "HI! don't do drugs.."
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: And we're back.
(Assassins) Tequila wisps: There's MORE questions?
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: One more, yes.
(Assassins) Tequila wisps: I have no fingernails left already!
(Assassins) Tequila wisps that she chews her lip instead
(Assassins) Skye wisps that she does, too.
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Question 2: When confronted with the request of being DRAMATIC, what are you going to do?
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: A. Fetch a camel, ride through the scorching desert towards whatever location you're headed. Jump off the camel, and THEN..... smoke hasheesh.
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: B. Wear pyjamas, only this time with a funky criss-cross motif.
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: C. Decapitate TWO horses heads.
Khajja asks you: D. Have your martini stirred rather than shaken?
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: D. Have your martini stirred rather than shaken?
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Wait wait
(Assassins) Tequila wisps: Oooh...GREAT choices!
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: D. Have your martini stirred rather than shaken. While standing on a rooftop against the silhouette to the moon, making you look like an ever so dramatic silhouette, that's quite sexy.
(Assassins) Tequila wisps that she dithers some more
(Assassins) Skye wisps that she chews a bit more on Tequila's lip.
(Assassins) Tequila wisps that she pulls a face at the Skye-taste
-MUD CRASHES-
-LOG ON AGAIN, WAIT A WHILE-
(Assassins) Tequila wisps: I'm all for DRAMA, Skye - but crashing the MUD was a bit on the vulgar side ;)
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Quite!
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Sooooooooo! Tequila, have you made your choice yet?
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Remember, you still have 'call a friend' available.
(Assassins) Tequila wisps: Riding through the desert sure sounds DRAMATIC
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Did I mention that riding through the desert will also make you sweaty and stink?
Tequila Mockingbird laughs at you.
(Assassins) Caira wisps: (As opposed to the divine fragrance encountered when walking around AM.)
(Assassins) Tequila wisps: Odours aren't dramatic?
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Dried up sweat isn't, no.
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Tick, Tock, Tick Tock.
(Assassins) Khajja wisps: Please, effendi. Foreign pigdogs only sweat in the desert because they insist on swathing themselves in clammy velvet.
(Assassins) Khajja wisps: A true child of the desert knows the virtues of linen.
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: I would like the audience to please restrain themselves from commenting with their babbling nonsense.
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: We don't want another 'coughing' incident, now do we?
(Assassins) Tequila wisps that she can't decide, and takes the money instead
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Tequila has taken the guild bond!
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: C'mon, let's inhume her now.
(Assassins) Tequila wisps that she meeps
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: This was Sleffie's Personality Test for Picking an Assassin's Spec. V 1.2!
(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: See you next time.