.*Thanks to Kesira For this log. :-)*

(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps: Wotchas, Our Kessie
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: Oh dear, it's happened to another.
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: A word of advice, jabberwock...
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps: I know, I know, chickens in the kitchen..
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: Stay away from Witches! They taint your sentences and steal your soul!
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps: or Hennes in the broom cupboard ;)
(Assassins) Kesira wisps that she looks around to make sure she's on the right channel
(Assassins) Stiltzkin wisps: 'lo all :)
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: heya stiltzkin :)
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps: Heye, Stiltz
(Assassins) Stiltzkin wisps: And what's this bout witches stealing our souls?
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps: 'n sorry 'bout that, Kesira. A bit preoccupied tonight.
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: jabberwock has been spending too much time around witches and is full of 'wotcher our'
(Assassins) Stiltzkin wisps: Nooo! Not another one tainted!
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: it could be serious. he's only one step away from Lawks!
(Assassins) Stiltzkin wisps: Will it never end?
(Assassins) Stiltzkin wisps: We have to amputate at the elbow!
(Assassins) Kesira wisps that she nodnods vigorously and grabs a saw
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps: Oh dearie, and me just a wee humble gatherer of contracts
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: It's spreading!
(Assassins) Stiltzkin wisps that he looks for sedatives but can only find little vials marked with skullses and crossbones.
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: That'll do! if we don't contain it soon it'll spread to the Guild newbies!
(Assassins) Caira wisps: Here, pray take one and drink some, dearie.
(Assassins) Stiltzkin wisps: *dips syringe into vial*
(Assassins) Caira wisps: *glug* X-{
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps that he suddenly and deftly fails to fade into the foreground
(Assassins) Stiltzkin wisps: Oh no, it's gotten to Caira too!
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps that he beams at Caira
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: OMG this could be an epidemic!
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: Hold her down and pour it down her throat!
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps: Wotchers, Our Caira! Come to join in my fun? Lawks! Have some scumble, dearie!
(Assassins) Stiltzkin wisps: It's too late for them :(
(Assassins) Caira wisps that she hides behind Jabberwock.
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: We've gone critical! he used the L word!
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps that he glances at Caira wisps: Don't worry, I'll hold them off!
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: damned Witches!
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps that he inhales
(Assassins) Stiltzkin wisps that he mourns the loss of Caira and Japperwock, two talented Assassins, struck down in their prime. Primes. Something.
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps: Oooooaaaaaawww
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: Corrupting our ranks
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps: The wizards staff has a knob-on-the-end
(Assassins) Stiltzkin wisps: Cover your ears, Kesira, it's the only way!
(Assassins) Stiltzkin wisps that he covers his ears and hums a tuneless tune.
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps: knob-on-the-end, knob-on-the-end!
(Assassins) Kesira wisps that she put her fingers in her ears and sing 'Lalalalalalala' loudly
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps: A wizardsh shtaff hash a knob'n th' end
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps: and can neverr be buggerred at... wait..
(Assassins) Stiltzkin wisps: Is there no way to save their souls?
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: Oh bugger he's at the scumble now too! Inhume, it's the only sane thing to do. I'll foot the bill.
(Assassins) Caira wisps: The spines on his back are to sharp for a man
(Assassins) Riddlebox wisps: anyone know where i can find some chalk?
(Assassins) Stiltzkin wisps: Wizards guild has it.
(Assassins) Caira wisps that she can't remember if the spelling error was in the song or not.
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps: A wizarrdsh shtaff hash shpinesh on the back?
(Assassins) Stiltzkin wisps: Ah, I have it. *traps them between two mirrors*
(Assassins) Stiltzkin wisps: Quarantined, Ma'am.
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps: woo, many Cairas..
(Assassins) Caira wisps: They have defences against assaults.
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: Well done stiltzkin!
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps: hehe, -ass-aults!
(Assassins) Kesira wisps that she groans
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps: wotcherdearielawks!
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: No worries, I'll ass-ist you stiltzkin!
(Assassins) Stiltzkin wisps that he rolls his eyes.
(Assassins) Caira wisps: Hmm. These are getting rather asinine.
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps: that works so wonderfully well with a name like 'stiltzkin'
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: W e need ot take stock and ass-ertain the situation
(Assassins) Stiltzkin wisps: You'll just have to ass them a few questions.
(Assassins) Kesira wisps: Exassly!
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps: It's amazing how assiduous we are at terrible puns
(Assassins) Stiltzkin wisps: No wonder we're the butt of so many jokes.
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps: with our b-anal attempts at humour
(Assassins) Jabberwock wisps: Come, Assinus, join us!