span class="one">Raelin wisps: dex gloves for sale
Raelin wisps: going to the highest bidder
Fyllehund wisps: 10 pence
Warrax wisps: 2 peanuts?
Fayte wisps: 12 pence!!
Raelin wisps: please
Warrax wisps: I could go as high as 1 walnut and 2 peanuts if I was really pushed!
Thelonious wisps: 1 royal, a witchit bead, and Warrax's soul!
Fyllehund wisps: 12 pence and 2 peanuts
Warrax wisps that he peers at Fyllehund. "Where did you get peanuts from?"
Fraze wisps: ilik as your personal slave for a week.. and 5 dollars
TGGM wisps: Damn! It's gone up to $100.0025
Fyllehund wisps: I stole them from someone...
Fyllehund wisps that he coughs.
Thelonious grins at you.
Pthag wisps: Five camels!
Thelonious wisps: I'm afraid it's still at one royal
Fyllehund wisps: Five camels and Pthag's wife
Warrax wisps: *checks* Oi, I was paid those peanuts by the Green Slab! They aren't 
just any old peanuts!
Pthag wisps: But I don't have a wife.]
TGGM wisps: And .25 pence.
Fyllehund wisps: Make that 6 camels then
Thelonious tells you: you're overvaluing my other object :op
Nate wisps: Not anymore you don't.
Pthag wisps: *10* camels and a bottle of pink tea.
Thelonious tells you: like fool's gold... it's only valuable from a distance.
You tell Thelonious wisps: That's .25 _pence_
Warrax wisps: All right, all right. 2 walnuts!
Fyllehund wisps: Pink tea? Are ye a poofter?
Thelonious grins at you.
Chryseis wisps: poofter?
You tell Thelonious wisps: If you get 4 witchit beads, you get 1 AM penny.
Stealthie wisps: yes he is:)
Raelin wisps: no homosexual remarks please
Thelonious goes Ahhhhhhh... at you.
Pthag wisps: Nay, 'tis radish tea.
Raelin wisps: keep it clean
Fyllehund wisps: Aye
Chryseis wisps: poofter is a homosexual slur? :P
Nate wisps: Yes, this is a politcally correct MUD!
Pthag wisps: Brewed by a secret recipie I discovered yesterday.
Chryseis wisps: I had a dog named pooter. :)
Raelin wisps: homosexual will suffice:P
TGGM wisps: I'd like to bid a lifetimes supply of alcoholic beverages!
Raelin wisps: dex gloves going for 12r
Fyllehund wisps: Sorry, I'm just under the evil influence of Monty Pythons Flying 
Circus
Warrax wisps: 12 royals? I already bid higher than that, with 2 walnuts.
TGGM wisps: Come on, booze aint cheap!
TGGM wisps: And this is as much as you can drink!
Fyllehund wisps: 5 bottles of nanny's scumble
TGGM wisps: 5 bottles!? I'm offering unlimiyted alcohol!
Fyllehund wisps: Yes, but I'm offerin Nanny's alcohol
Thelonious wisps: okay, okay, raelin... 3 witchit beads.
TGGM wisps: Touché.
Warrax wisps: Ok, Ok, 3 walnuts and 2 peanuts. Thats almost my entire paycheck 
from the last issue!
Twister wisps: wow Hlakket the Bartender is fun to kill
Skyhigh wisps: thats 12p warrax
TGGM wisps: OK, lifetime supply of booze, _and_ flowers _and_ cabbages!
Pthag wisps: What kind of flowers?
Warrax wisps: Hlakket the bartender, being both a shopkeeper and named NPC, does 
not give any experience.
Fyllehund wisps: Lilies?
TGGM wisps: Whole bunches of them!
TGGM wisps: Not lilies though.
Fyllehund wisps: Aww...
Twister wisps: yeah but also auto attacks when you pragi the rest
Fyllehund wisps: Ye... child born outside of marriage
TGGM wisps: OK, I'll throw in some free cheese as well...
Pthag wisps: What kind of cheese?
TGGM wisps: Farm-house cheese.
Warrax wisps: You know you killing Hlakket is actually illegal under AM law? :)
TGGM wisps: Stun a goat at 90 paces.
Twister wisps: what?
Pthag wisps: Hmm, a bit too strong.
Warrax wisps: He is, after all, a shopkeeper :)
Twister wisps: aww crap:(
TGGM wisps: OK, how about cakes then?
Pthag wisps: Have you got an ordinary nice mature Quirm cheese?
Fyllehund wisps: Got any Lanchester?
TGGM wisps: Only farm-house, sorry.
Pthag wisps: Or Lancre cheese, if you have it.
Fyllehund wisps: Yes, but it's a bit runny
TGGM wisps: But I've got 3 types of cakes...
Warrax wisps: You don't have any walnuts, though!
TGGM wisps: I might have. OK I don't. So what?
Fyllehund wisps: got any Schwarzwald?
Pthag wisps: No walnuts? Sir, I shall take my custom elsewhere!
TGGM wisps: What the hell's Schwarzwald?
Pthag wisps: Forn for "Black wood"
RedRose wisps: what do they mean by blorped?
TGGM wisps: Curse you Warrax! You had to point it out, didn't you?
Fyllehund wisps: I'll take that as a no?
Warrax wisps: Well, I am, after all, the only one with walnuts.
Ravenclaw wisps: get stone or a peice of jewellery to remember where it is
Ravenclaw wisps: echo on
Ravenclaw wisps: woops
Fyllehund wisps: echo on
Fyllehund wisps: woops
TGGM wisps: I've got chops as well! cream pie's, dumplings!
Warrax wisps: But, just to be absolutely certain, no walnuts?
TGGM wisps that he fumes.
Warrax wisps that he nods slowly
Aero wisps that he comforts TGGM
TGGM wisps: I've got the following: black forest cake, butterscotch, candy floss, 
cheese, chocolate cake, chop, cream pie, dumpling, fairy bread, hotdog, meatpie, 
peppermint, rat burger, roasted pig, roasted potato, roasted
sheep, strawberry cake and toffee apple, ale, beer, black coffee, cider, cream, 
mead, red wine, tea, whiskey and white coffee.
Fyllehund wisps: Any chestnuts?
Niagara wisps: Sounds like a nice picnic :)
Pthag wisps: Ah, there's the Schwartzwald cake.
Warrax wisps: I don't, however, see any walnuts.
Thelonious wisps: Cor! Even better than a plate full of cabbage!
Fyllehund wisps: Marginally
TGGM wisps that he slaps Warrax.
Chryseis al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at you.
TGGM wisps: Oh, I have cabbages too.
Fyllehund wisps: No chestnuts, walnuts or peanuts, eh?
Warrax wisps: Well, thats hardly very sporting. Its exactly the sort of thing 
I've expect from someone without walnuts :)
TGGM wisps: No nuts, or legumes!
Fyllehund wisps: Any iguana on a stick?
Chryseis wisps that she slaps Warrax.
TGGM wisps: No, but I've got rat burgers.
Fyllehund wisps: Any cheese poofs?
TGGM wisps: No, no south park merchandise at all.
Octriane wisps: chocolate salty balls?
Octriane wisps: d'oh
TGGM wisps: None!
Fyllehund wisps: I'll have a piece of strawberry tart with not so much rat in 
it
TGGM wisps: No tarts either.
Warrax wisps: How are your stocks of walnuts or other similar nuts? :)
Thipe wisps: what about thingie shaped turnips?
Fyllehund wisps: how about swedes?
TGGM wisps that he curses Warrax with a mighty curse.
Warrax wisps: Or Austrians.
TGGM wisps: No foreigners at all.
Fyllehund wisps: Yes, but any swedes?
TGGM wisps: Or vegetables. Except cabbages.
Fyllehund wisps: Any fruit?
Gash wisps: anyone know what the braincell does for the warrior?
Warrax wisps: While I have a spare moment at hand, could I take the time to enquire 
as to the availability of any walnuts?
Fyllehund wisps: Not ment in any homosexual slur kind-of-way
Twister wisps: +1 to int
TGGM wisps: I'm a wizard. Do you think I'd have anything healthy?
Riannon wisps: +10 surely?
Pthag wisps: There's an alarming lack of fruit thingies.
Fyllehund wisps: cabbages
Gash wisps: that all, not much point haveing one then
Pthag wisps: There are vegetables in the Scrogden garden, but no fruit.
Gash wisps: just +1?
Twister wisps: yeppers
TGGM wisps: What were we bidding for again?
Fyllehund wisps: Dex gloves, I think
TGGM wisps: And who was selling them?
Warrax wisps: I still stand by my bid of 3 walnuts and 2 peanuts, and that no-one 
has beaten it!
Thelonious wisps that he has bid 1r, 3 witchit beads, and Warrax's soul.
Fyllehund wisps: 3 walnuts, 2 peanuts and the corpse of Warrax
Thelonious wisps: ..totalling 100.075 dollars.
Fyllehund wisps that he hides
TGGM wisps: A lifetime supply of any of my food and drink products is the highest 
bid, I think you'll find, Warrax my old bucaroo.
Gash wisps: ah not much point getting one for that
Jeremiah wisps: Warra has already sold his soul
Nate wisps: I actually have Tasslehoff's soul in my wallet....
Thelonious wisps: someone sold it to me for... a walnut.
Fyllehund wisps: I bid a shrubbery
Warrax wisps: I think you'll find that any Warrax soul and/or corpse would actually reduce your bid to negative values. Hence, I still win.
Thelonious wisps: ...you said it, not me, warrax :op
TGGM wisps: I'll even include my soul, how about that?
TGGM wisps that he laughs at Warrax.