(Wizards) atreuS wisps: Have him do it as a tell-all to the MUD, Haug!
You whisper into Lightning.
(Wizards) Haug wisps: yeah!
(Wizards) atreuS wisps: Let all bask in your glory!
You whisper into Lightning.
(Wizards) Haug wisps: do that
Dogbolter Minogue hugs you.
You whisper into Lightning.
(Wizards) Haug wisps: Dogbolter Minogue hugs you.
You whisper into Lightning.
(Wizards) Haug wisps: Wee, half of the deal is done
You whisper into Lightning.
(Wizards) Haug wisps: do the other half
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: I suggest you go have a bath now, Haug
(Wizards) atreuS wisps: The deal is being sealed.. so to speak
(Wizards) Pandamonium wisps: Howdo folks...
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: You probably got fleas from Db
Dogbolter pops his head from somewhere deep within your undergarments and wants you to know that Haug is probably the best wizard on the Disc. Send him a tell to ask him why! 
(Wizards) Spock wisps: howdo?
(Wizards) Dogbolter wisps: OK?
Kry the Ghost asks you: why?
(Wizards) atreuS wisps: ROFL
Maya asks you: EH?
Cortexe DaRaven asks you: ?
You whisper into Lightning.
(Wizards) Haug wisps: WOO!
Shinobi DeVious quietly asks you: why are you the best wizard on the disc?
Aayl 'soven tells you: ok, why? :)
NuggieWuggie d'Huggable sweetly asks you: why?
Echidna comforts you.
You whisper into Lightning.
(Wizards) Haug wisps: go me!!!
Crushette tells you: why are you the best wizard on the disc? :)
(Wizards) ButtonMonkey wisps: bravo.
HaloJ Von Phishe tells you: OOH
Helipos asks you: wtf?
Bladedancer grins at you.
Maya snickers at you.
Queued command wisps: wiz Hugs db
Spock of Tith'Onaka asks you: why?
Valkyr D'Illuminati asks you: So why are you the best wizard on the disc?
Queued command wisps: tell shinobi :P
You whisper into Lightning.
(Wizards) Haug wisps: Hugs db
(Wizards) Boyblue wisps: bah!
Ekko Il Veleno theoretically tells you: why are you the best wizard onna disc? :P
Cylob is Useless tells you: Out with it :P
Gitta Clutterbuck exclaims to you: WHy?!?!?!?!?!??!!
Narmio the Tripiscean spams at Dogbolter Minogue and you.
(Wizards) Pandamonium wisps: Send who a tell?
Maelin asks you: So, what is Dogbolter having you annoyed for?
Tuck DeLaCroix asks you: Why are you probably the best wizard on the disc?
(Wizards) Aiur wisps that he mutters at Dogbolter.
Sollace the Burninator asks you: why are you the best wizard on the disc?
Squee asks you: why are you the best wizard on the disc?
Boomhausen D'Entremont grins at you.
Queued command wisps: wiz I love DB
Rayden Wildheart asks you: Why?
(Wizards) Varys wisps: how come your the best wizard on the disc haug?
Ahrona asks you: Oh great and powerful Haug...why are you so great and powerful?
Fraze whaps you over the head.
Meridan tells you: Why on earth are you the best wizard on the disc then :P
You tell Shinobi DeVious wisps: :P
Alluric DeLaCroix asks you: i just had a creator pop up from my undergarments, you better be the best bloody wizard ever?
Astrin tells you: Ok, that's too good to resist: Why are you the best wizard on the disc? Alignment? :)
Homer J Simpson laughs at you.
You whisper into Lightning.
(Wizards) Haug wisps: I love DB
Belanar asks you: why are you the best wizard on the disc?
Spuddrick tells you: Why dude? Why are you the best? Blame Dogbolter for this :)
HaloJ Von Phishe tells you: OK so why are you TEH BESTES
You whisper into Lightning.
(Wizards) Haug wisps: Oh crap, foiled by my own genious! dammit! im getting 50 tells!
Gitta Clutterbuck spams at you.
You whisper into Lightning.
(Wizards) Haug wisps that he sobs
CROGA tells you: why are you apparently the best wizard on the disc
Bernhard Dell'Ombra asks you: Ok, I'll bite. Why are you the best Wizard on the Disc?
Volcom The Undead asks you: Why?
Squee asks you: and why did the dogbottler tell me to ask you?
(Wizards) Dogbolter wisps: Much Spam?
InsaneO tells you: you are the best wizard hehe. umm how do you get that red writing up everywhere heeh
Aiur Brainchild tells you: Why? :P
Pandamonium Bellechat exclaims to you: Flib kron!
Jude tells you: c'mon then, tell me why you're the best wizzie on the disc
You whisper into Lightning.
(Wizards) Haug wisps: Bloody hell, I didnt think that woul dhappen
(Wizards) Spock wisps: are you going to answer them?
Boyblue the Burninator tells you: why are you something something forgot what to ask
Fresno D'Phoenix tries to resist ... nope, that failed miserably: why? :p
You whisper into Lightning.
(Wizards) Haug wisps: ..... Ill make a post.. umm... yeah
(Wizards) Meridan wisps: And we all want individual answers haug
You whisper into Lightning.
(Wizards) Haug wisps: *sobs*
(Wizards) atreuS wisps: You should make up a story, Haug, about how you found the guy at the end of Discworld, and beat him
[tarnach's] Canuk wisps: Well, Haug, why's that? :)
Medea Myrddin peers at you.
Ignatzio asks you: How are you the best wizard on the Disc, and how the hell did you get Dogbottler in my underwear?
ButtonMonkey tells you: erm... you know.
(Wizards) Dogbolter wisps: I oonly got 14 tells, and two cries of grief on (cre) :-)
You whisper into the badge.
[tarnach's] Haug: ... ill make a post
(Wizards) atreuS wisps: and then alias that story as a tell $*$ <the story of Haug winning>..
Boomhausen D'Entremont tells you: i cant decide whether that was a good thing or a bad thing :@)>
You whisper into Lightning.
(Wizards) Haug wisps: lol
(Wizards) Meridan wisps that he shudders at any image involving parANOIa
You grin at Boomhausen D'Entremont.
[tarnach's] Fassarh wisps: lolz...youd sure be a great wizzard in my eyes if ya let me scab a few spells off ya?? you heading to the shop then??
Fresno D'Phoenix comforts you.
Boomhausen D'Entremont asks you: did you pee him of or was that a genuine compliment ?
You tell Boomhausen D'Entremont wisps: compliment... i think
Boomhausen D'Entremont tells you: not the best thing to do to a pk wizard but hey it was a nice thought :@)>
Dogbolter Minogue exclaims to SenSe, Sollace the Burninator, Medea Myrddin, Ignatzio, Stottutt d'Gangsta, Aayl 'soven, Tuck DeLaCroix, GoNaK, EVO Of Beijing, Helipos, Syd, Xylo Illusione, Eviscerator and you: Yo should ask Haug!
Kih asks you: Ok, I'll bite. Why are you a better wizard than Griffin or Bremen?
Eviscerator happily asks you: Why are you the best wizard ever?
SenSe exclaims to you: Well why?!
EVO Of Beijing asks you: why are you so good?
Tuck DeLaCroix raises one eyebrow at you.
Medea Myrddin asks you: Right, so, why has DB singled you out?
Helipos asks you: are we all on your friends list?
You tell Dogbolter Minogue wisps: I can think of at least 2 question I never want to hear, and 2 things Im never asking from a creator again.

Endless Street runs straight to the northwest and curves east to the southeast. One or two people wander past, apparently heading somewhere.
It is a very warm summer prime's morning with almost no wind and a beautifully clear sky.
There are two obvious exits wisps: northwest and southeast.
The somewhat decayed remains of a corpse is on the ground.

Stottutt d'Gangsta asks you: whats going on????
Sollace the Burninator tells Dogbolter Minogue and you: is dogbolter on drugs
GoNaK asks you: Why are you the best wizard in discworld?
Dogbolter Minogue asks you: heh, whhat questions?
You ask Dogbolter Minogue wisps: Kih asks you: Ok, I'll bite. Why are you a better wizard than Griffin or Bremen?
You ask Dogbolter Minogue wisps: and Eviscerator happily asks you: Why are you the best wizard ever?

Endless Street runs straight to the northwest and curves east to the southeast.
One or two people wander past, apparently heading somewhere.
It is a very warm summer prime's morning with almost no wind and a beautifully clear sky.
There are two obvious exits wisps: northwest and southeast.
The somewhat decayed remains of a corpse is on the ground.

Dogbolter Minogue tells you: BEAM
Dogbolter Minogue exclaims to you: Yes, but you got your WISH!
You whisper into Lightning.
(Wizards) Haug wisps: Well, im off to the frog board,
(Wizards) ButtonMonkey wisps: I'm glad to see we've all calmed down a little bit now.
You tell Dogbolter Minogue wisps: I guess.... :P
(Wizards) GoNaK wisps: But I havent got a anwser..
(Wizards) Mono wisps: We did? :p
(Wizards) GoNaK wisps: Why?
You tell Dogbolter Minogue wisps: ah, but you got 15 tells :P
Dogbolter Minogue asks you: Did you gtt only two?
You tell Dogbolter Minogue wisps: ..... ok, i got about 30...
Fassarh asks you: could i get some spells off ya??you sed you would post the reason why your the best wizzard in shop...does that mean your gonna be at the shop?
ButtonMonkey arrives from the southeast.
Dogbolter Minogue grins at you.

Endless Street runs straight to the northwest and curves east to the southeast.
One or two people wander past, apparently heading somewhere.
It is a very warm summer prime's morning with almost no wind and a beautifully clear sky.
There are two obvious exits wisps: northwest and southeast.
ButtonMonkey is standing here.
The decayed remains of a human is on the ground.

ButtonMonkey grins at you.
There are no killers here.
Dogbolter Minogue tells you: I was bored, and it made people laugh.