Camping

(One) Chaste wisps: i used to make huge pots of stock in the camp oven..id cook it on coals all day outside in the bbq area.
(One) Chaste wisps: its better when u cook it like that than on a stove
(One) Siilaan wisps: Crap. Now I'm hungry again.
(One) Siilaan wisps that he just ate lunch too.
(One) Chaste wisps: I make heaps and freeze it for later use.
(One) Wallsy wisps: The problem I always have with cooking and camping is that if I'm camping I'm too drunk to cook.
(One) Wallsy wisps: Or doing anything and camping really.
(One) nnY wisps: too drunk to wrap a potato in tinfoil and throw it into the coals?
(One) nnY wisps: thats camping food that is
(One) Chaste wisps: food is awesome when ur camping.
(One) Chaste wisps: but im usually stoned..so id eat anything.
(One) Chaste wisps: i mean stoned when camping.
(One) Trix wisps: the trick is to make up the food packets before you go
(One) Wallsy wisps: You arrive late afternoon and start drinking. The next afternoon, you wake up and eat some nice cheeses or something while you begin to recover from your hangover, and start drinking.
(One) nnY wisps: try the hot coals, they're nummy!
(One) Wallsy wisps: And on it goes until you leave.
(One) Wallsy wisps: So for me, ideal camping food is cheeses and biscuits and smoked meats and dips and so on, that you can just eat with biscuits and bread.
(One) Calis wisps: i don't bother to go camping. ... why put up with the flies and the inconveniences and the lack of toilet facilities. ... just get stoned at home :)
(One) Siilaan wisps: And smoothies for morning.
(One) Wallsy wisps: I only go "camping" at places with cabins and toilets and showers, Calis. I'm not some sort of uncouth barbarian.
(One) Wallsy wisps: Siilaan, orange juice comes pre-packaged in a convenient bottle.
(One) Calis wisps: or a convenient orange
(One) Unite wisps: hello
(One) Calis wisps: more fibre in an orange too
(One) Wallsy wisps: A proper campsite has a large building with couches, another building divided into rooms with beds and heater,s a third building with toilets and showers, and if you're lucky, a pool table, table tennis table and dart board.
(One) Calis wisps: and apparently as little contact with the nasty outside as possible :)
(One) Wallsy wisps: Oh, and tables with the couches. And a fire. A fire is important. It's not camping without a fire.
(One) Wallsy wisps: I dislike the outside. Unless it's covered in concrete.
(One) Unite wisps: i don't
(One) Calis wisps: from the way you describe it, it is not camping at all. but resorting :)
(One) Unite wisps: i love the outside
(One) Wallsy wisps: No, a resort is tropical and has a beach. A campsite is cold and has a alke or dam.
(One) Wallsy wisps: *lake
(One) Calis wisps: not that i disagree with you. the outside has nasty temperature variations and midges. screw the outside :)
(One) Unite wisps: i meant in the summer
(One) Wallsy wisps: You don't go outside in the summer. That would be stupid. It's too hot.
(One) Calis wisps: i live in scotland, it is cold during the summer as well :)
(One) Unite wisps: not here
(One) Unite wisps: im an outdoors man
(One) Unite wisps: fishing and all that
(One) Wallsy wisps that he wouldn't go camping in 40 degree heat. You'd need an air conditioner, and couldn't really justify the fire.
(One) Wallsy wisps: Especially on days of total fire ban.
(One) Calis wisps: ok now i am picturing Unite trying to fish with a heavy sword :)
(One) Unite wisps: we don't get those around here
(One) Chaste wisps: camping is not camping without a fire.
(One) Unite wisps: yes chaste haha good point
(One) Unite wisps: umm hhahahaha i just got almost killed by two body guards in terrians
(One) Unite wisps: i think im going to su
(One) nnY wisps: because heavy sword stucks
(One) Unite wisps: no
(One) Calis wisps: get a good lawyer
(One) nnY wisps: -t
(One) Unite wisps: combat was borked
(One) Calis wisps: not borked for me
(One) Unite wisps: well it was for me
(One) Wallsy wisps: And camping when it's warm just wouldn't seem right. You're supposed to run through the cold air of the night to your warm bedroom, where you've had the heater going for a few hours. And in the afternoon, you wake up and run to the warm showers, then into the room with the fire.
(One) Kefka wisps: and you've got to almost cause bladder damage due to not wanting to get out of cozy sleeping bag in order to pee outside at night
(One) Calis wisps: wait ... mot even a fire outside made of gathered wood? You are resorting, just in a cold place!
(One) Wallsy wisps: Wait, you almost got killed by two bodyguards? That CTF challenge is still on if you're up for it.
(One) Wallsy wisps: Pee outside? You mean run to the toilet building.
(One) Unite wisps: no,
(One) Kefka wisps that he straps a hooked beak and some black feathers to Wallsy
(One) Unite wisps: he meant peeing outside
(One) Kefka wisps: toilet building if there is one, but it still involves going outside
(One) nnY wisps: why not just pee in the bag? wash it in the stream when you wake up.
(One) Wallsy wisps: Building? You can't build a toilet. That's a job for a licenced plumber.
(One) Calis wisps: apparently Wallsy'd definition of roughing it is that there be absolutely no butlers allowed
(One) Wallsy wisps: Stream? There's no stream. I told you, lake or dam.
(One) Kefka wisps: use a tree! Nature's urinal
(One) EmRyS wisps: "FBI raids office of D.C. CTO, Obama appointee"
(One) nnY wisps: as long as you don't try to wipe with e pine cone
(One) Wallsy wisps: Why use nature's urinal when the campsite owner has paid licenced plumbers to build an actul urinal?
(One) Calis wisps: wiping with a pine cone is ok ... just as long as you align the cone properly :)
(One) nnY wisps: i think the best thing i've ever wiped with outdoors was a handfull of fresh snow.
(One) Kefka wisps: camp sites are for sissies!
(One) Wallsy wisps: NnY: A) Eww. B) Ow.
(One) Wallsy wisps: That sounds in every way unpleasant.
(One) Geryon wisps: C) Shiver.
(One) Calis wisps: ok wouldn't it be nicer to use your hand and then clean your hand with the snow?