[22:31] <Drakkos__> Caya, I am going to make you my project.
[22:32] <Drakkos__> I am going to build you in my own image.
[22:32] <Caya> your... project?
[22:32] <Drakkos__> From now on, you are Drakkos Jr
[22:33] <Drakkos__> Okay Caya, so first of all - call Dasquian something mean.
[22:33] <Drakkos__> We'll start with an easy task
[22:33] <Caya> um....
[22:33] <Drakkos__> It's easy because he's so hateworthy
[22:33] <Caya> I don't know Dasquian enough
[22:33] <Dasquian> Please don't call me anything mean :(
[22:33] <Drakkos__> That doesn't matter
[22:34] <Dasquian> I'll get offended and feel bad
[22:34] <Drakkos__> It doesn't matter in the slightest
[22:34] <Drakkos__> Don't believe him when he says that
[22:34] <Drakkos__> He doesn't have real feelings
[22:34] <Drakkos__> Or at least
[22:34] <Dasquian> Honestly, I have esteem issues
[22:34] <Drakkos__> Anyf eelings that matter
[22:34] <Drakkos__> Say he has a tiny penis
[22:34] <Drakkos__> Just say 'Dasquian, you have a tiny penis'
[22:34] <Drakkos__> That's a good one
[22:34] <Drakkos__> Because he actually does
[22:34] <Dasquian> :(
[22:35] * Caya can't type it... too hard > _<
[22:35] <Drakkos__> Get your mind off how hard Dasquian's penis is!
[22:35] <Drakkos__> Just say it's tiny!
[22:35] <Caya> meep? I said saying it is tiny is hard O_o
[22:35] <Grimrak> Caya, jesus, you need to be corrupted.
[22:36] <Tiamat> Are you offering, Grim?
[22:36] <Drakkos__> Well, copy and paste it
[22:36] <Drakkos__> 'Dasquian, you have a tiny penis'
[22:36] <Grimrak> If I need to.
[22:36] <Drakkos__> Just copy and paste that
[22:36] <Dasquian> Please
[22:36] <Dasquian> Please don't say it
[22:36] <Caya> but... it's mean... and I don't usually type that word O_o
[22:36] <Dasquian> I really don't need more women telling me that :(
[22:36] <Drakkos__> Well, you won'tbe typing it
[22:36] <Drakkos__> you'll be copy and pasting what I type
[22:36] <bcow_> it's not really mean
[22:36] <Drakkos__> And we all know I typed it
[22:36] <Drakkos__> So it's fine
[22:36] <Drakkos__> It's a baby step
[22:36] <bcow_> it's only mean if the other person can feel emotions
[22:36] <bcow_> and dasquian is dead inside
[22:36] <Dasquian> Honestly it's going to make me really sad
[22:37] <Caya> ---> Drakkos__: Say he has a tiny penis (quotes)
[22:37] <Drakkos__> Caya! It's easier to just copy and paste it than have me going on and on and on about it!
[22:38] <Drakkos__> Nono
[22:38] * Caya finds loophole
[22:38] <RB> you know
[22:38] <Dasquian> Guys this is upsetting me in real lifes
[22:38] <Drakkos__> Just copy and paste teh bit between the apostrophes!
[22:38] <Dasquian> :(
[22:38] <Drakkos__> (It's honestly easier and quicker just to do it - I promise I won't ask you to do anything else after it for a whole 24 hours!)
[22:38] <Caya> isn't it... usually small though? unless it has a reason to be erect? :\
[22:38] <Grimrak> (Can the rest of us ask her to do mean things?)
[22:38] <RB> god damn it
[22:38] <RB> I stop paying attention for 5 minutes
[22:38] <Dasquian> Caya... :( :(
[22:38] <RB> back you savages!
[22:38] * RB gets out the burning torch
[22:39] <Drakkos__> How doe sit feel, RB
[22:39] <Drakkos__> TO BE THE ONE WHO HAS TO BE THE ADULT?!
[22:39] <RB> haha
[22:39] <Grimrak> Caya, your innocence is adorable, and I really want to be there when you're corrupted. :P
[22:39] <Caya> why do people take pleasure in corrupting me... O_o
[22:39] <Drakkos__> Just one tiny thing, Caya, that's all you're being asked to do!
[22:39] <Grimrak> because making people like us is FUN
[22:39] <Drakkos__> Just take some words, and copy and paste them into the channel
[22:39] <Grimrak> heh. 'tiny thing'
[22:39] <Drakkos__> Teehee
[22:40] <Drakkos__> Wouldn't you like to be strong and self-confident and able to deal with people like us in real life?
[22:40] <Drakkos__> It starts here
[22:40] <Drakkos__> By saying Dasquian has a tiny cock
[22:40] <Grimrak> next mudmeet is at Caya's house
[22:40] <Dasquian> Please Caya, I know they think this is funny but I really do get upset when people are mean to me and I am on the verge of tears right now
[22:40] <Dasquian> =~~~(
[22:40] <Drakkos__> He's not, he's just trying to manipulate you
[22:40] <Drakkos__> Into staying frightened
[22:40] <Drakkos__> He's the villan
[22:40] <Caya> Dasquian, you biologically have a small male sex organ at resting point. :\
[22:40] <Drakkos__> Holy fuck
[22:40] <Dasquian> ...
[22:40] <Drakkos__> She said it
[22:40] <Dasquian> Man
[22:40] <Grimrak> bwahahahahaha
[22:40] <Dasquian> I gotta go
[22:40] <Grimrak> brilliant
[22:40] * Dasquian (~tom_lans@tide615.microsoft.com) has left #wharrgarbl (Dasquian)
[22:40] <Drakkos__> And... uh...
[22:40] <Drakkos__> That wasn't very jokey. :-/
[22:41] <Drakkos__> Shit
[22:41] <bcow_> poor dasquian
[22:41] <Caya> :(
[22:41] <Grimrak> Yeah, that was kind of mean
[22:41] <bcow_> you probably didn't know this, caya
[22:41] <RB> god damn
[22:41] <bcow_> but he lost his penis in a car accident when he was 15
[22:41] <Caya> sorry :((((
[22:41] <Drakkos__> Holy fuck
[22:41] <Drakkos__> I forgot about that
[22:41] <bcow_> a telephone pole went through the windscreen and into his crotch :(
[22:41] <Caya> :((((
[22:41] <Grimrak> ouch
[22:41] <Caya> did not know...
[22:41] <RB> also, that is the best burn of all time caya
[22:41] <RB> I am going to use that
[22:42] <Caya> but technically what I said... is kinda... true... for everyone :\
[22:42] <RB> nah, some dudes are the same size
[22:42] <RB> flaccid or erect!
[22:42] * Dasquian (~tom_lans@tide615.microsoft.com) has joined #wharrgarbl
[22:42] <Dasquian> Sorry about that
[22:42] <bcow_> welcome back stumyp
[22:42] <Caya> sorry Dasquian :((((
[22:42] <Dasquian> I had to quit, I was getting a bit teary
[22:42] <Dasquian> I don't know if you know Caya but I had an accident in my teens
[22:42] <Dasquian> So I'm not "all there" :/
[22:43] <Caya> :\
[22:43] <Dasquian> I kinda got used to it but sometimes when people are mean like this it brings back all the memories
[22:43] <Drakkos__> So, Caya... here is your life lesson for today!
[22:43] <Drakkos__> Dasquian is a lying fuck
[22:43] <Drakkos__> His penis is fine, albeit it is very small
[22:43] <Drakkos__> And he is taking advantage of your good nature
[22:43] <Drakkos__> To score his own points against you
[22:43] <Dasquian> OK meanness over
[22:43] <RB> yeah
[22:43] <Dasquian> I had no horrible cock accident
[22:44] <Dasquian> I am not in the leaswt bit offended
[22:44] <Drakkos__> That is what people are like
[22:44] <Dasquian> But this was too much fun to pass up ;p
[22:45] <Drakkos__> You can't offend any of us
[22:45] <Drakkos__> or if you do, it doesn't matter
[22:45] <Caya> meep... :\
[22:45] <Drakkos__> Because... well, we're all dead inside anyway
[22:45] <Tiggum> It's true.
[22:46] <Dasquian> Yeah :/
[22:46] <Tiggum> We've all been exposed to far worse and it has killed our souls and corrupted us to the point where we find this sort of thing hilarious.
[22:46] <Grimrak> like goatse
[22:46] <Grimrak> and kids in the sandbox
[22:46] <Dasquian> Honestly this has made my day Caya, I really am sorry to have taken advantage of someone so genuinely nice and trusting, but you've got to remember
[22:46] <Dasquian> It was fucking funny ;p
[22:48] <Drakkos__> Anyway Caya, I will ask you to do something else horrible in 24 hours.
[22:48] <Drakkos__> So psyche up for it!