(Warriors) Tubby wisps: Question: WHY is there an expiry date on Sour Cream?
(Warriors) Terrence wisps: because it may go fresh?
(Warriors) Wildchild wisps: maybe that's the time it becomes a sentient being
(Warriors) Karah wisps: because it grows legs and starts to take over the house if you don't kill it in time :(
(Warriors) Tubby wisps: like a sour creamy-demon?
(Warriors) Ibal wisps: I've seen it happen. Ok so it didn't grow legs as much as grow moss and attract roaches.
(Warriors) Tubby wisps: Im going to my local library to discover a cure for this terrible terrible situation!
(Warriors) Karah wisps: ew
(Warriors) Tubby wisps: you all sit here and twiddle your thumbs.
(Warriors) Karah wisps: Will Do!
(Warriors) Terrence wisps: Tubby, you could do that...
(Warriors) Tubby wisps: and if im not back in 15 minutes...wait longer.
(Warriors) Ibal wisps that he sits and twiddles...
(Warriors) Wildchild wisps: but every second I wait is a second longer the cream grows more powerful!
(Warriors) Terrence wisps: Or, you could drink this delicious bottle of juice I have for you.
(Warriors) Tubby wisps that he grabs Wildchild by the shoulders and shouts wisps: KEEP IT TOGETHER MAN!
(Warriors) Ibal wisps: What's in it?
(Warriors) Wildchild wisps: the cream, I hear it talking!
(Warriors) Terrence wisps: Natural goodness!
(Warriors) Tubby wisps: Thank you Ibal, you've taught me so much.
(Warriors) Tubby wisps that he hugs Ibal and leaps out of the realm.
(Warriors) Ibal wisps: Er... did I DO anything?
(Warriors) Tubby wisps: Quiet you!
(Warriors) Tubby wisps: Or I'll feed your ass to the jellybean men!
(Warriors) Ibal wisps: Am I allowed to be confused?
(Warriors) Terrence wisps that he hushes Tubby.
(Warriors) Ibal wisps: Have they given Tubby his shot? Or has he just had too much caffeine and sugar?
(Warriors) Ibal wisps: You shouldn't mix pixie stix with mountain dew too often man...
(Warriors) Terrence wisps: maybe we gave him too many shots...
(Warriors) Terrence wisps that he hids the whiskey bottle.
(Warriors) Terrence wisps: bah.