Information on the d'manzinger family founded by Maelin in Ankh-Morpork.
Contrary to popular peoples opinion D'Manzinger is not the latest offering from McDonalds New Tastes Menu, although to some it still sounds appetizing. D'Manzinger is in fact the TOUGHEST family on the disc - it is so TOUGH that TOUGH is always stuck in the uppercase! (TOUGH TOUGH TOUGH <--- See?!?! This is not a trick of the eyes!).  We here in the D'Manzinger family feel that although we may be small in the teste department, it is still possible to attract the ladies by being TOUGH! Unfortunately, we seem to have a bad track record of only attracting men who pretend to be women and only confess after we have netsexed them

MOTTO: "TOUGH is our ways"
We got this from the TOUGH 5 star drift club, we still think it sounds pretty cool though so we are gonna use it anyway and claim it as our own.

RULES OF ENTRY:
1. Don't tell anybody about fight club. (The D'Manzinger are also comedians next to being TOUGH)
2. You must be TOUGH. (corpselooting,getting big groups together and randoming, posting logs of you crushing the opposition on boards, stealing expensive stuff and burying it, bragging about your ability to get stoned while mudding, been close to or have been banished for bug abuse or harrasment)
3. Thirdly, you must be able to hold your own within the PK society. (whacking in public, using the word whacking, whacking in private, whacking to music and also whacking while you're bored!)
4. You must beat down another member of D'Manzinger (we reccomended choosing the weakest one for easy entry!)
5. No l4m3rs.

THX
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Maelin D'Manzinger
The members are: Maelin.