Eldric wisps that he wonders if he should start reminicising about the time he ended up on 4 local news programs, PLUS a cable news station because he went out on a blind date with a girl he met through the classifieds....
Presto wisps: was it HRH Queen Elizabeth II Eldric? Boy, I can't count the number of times that's happened to me!
Eldric wisps: well.....I should've known something was up when she arrived at the restaurant in one of those neon-orange prison jumpsuits and had the words "Hate" and "Hate" tattooed across both knuckles....
Presto wisps: she only had two knuckles?
Eldric wisps: of course, it was after we got out to the parking lot after dinner that the fun started....one minute I'm opening the car, the next I get hit in the head and wake up 5 hours later, buck naked, strapped to the hood of a stolen BMW that apparently had 10 kilos of high-grade cocaine in the trunk, out in the desert and being chased by 8-10 police cars....
Presto wisps: well, at least it was a beamer
Presto wisps: don't be so negative
Eldric wisps: I will say this though.....entire experience put me off hot car hoods and cactii for life....
Blind wisps: man, that sounds like an unreal first date :P
Blind wisps: what's her name do you say?
Eldric wisps: she did say she'd call me though....I'm going into witness protection sometime next week.....
Presto wisps: but other than that, how was the date?
Eldric wisps: dunno, was unconcious for most of it
TGGM wisps: He said other than that, Eldric.
Eldric wisps: have no clue, she pour ketchup all over the veal, called me a facist, and drank 5 bottles of wine....
Presto wisps that he swoons. When does she get out?
Eldric wisps: dunno, 5-10 years, maybe 2 with good behaviour
Talen wisps: his new name will be cirdle
Eldric wisps: SHHHHHH!
Eldric wisps: that's a SECRET!