[21:02] <Drakkos> God
[21:02] <Drakkos> Someone else adding me to facebook
[21:02] <Drakkos> Because we live in the same city
[21:02] <Grimrak> you could be BFF's
[21:02] <Drakkos> THAT IS NOT ENOUGH OF A CONNECTION YOU FUCKS
[21:02] <Drakkos> She's kind of hot actually
[21:03] <Grimrak> go for it
[21:03] <Drakkos> Maybe I'll give her a pass.
[21:03] <Grimrak> be all 'so, we live in the same city'
[21:03] <Grimrak> 'wanna fuck'
[21:03] <Drakkos> Oh, god no. In another photo, under a different lighting
[21:03] <Drakkos> She is ORANGE
[21:03] <Grimrak> fake tan ahoy?
[21:03] <Drakkos> Fake tan doesn't look good, people!
[21:04] <Drakkos> Oh.
[21:04] <Drakkos> Hrm.
[21:04] <Drakkos> I might end up on some kind of register for this conversation.
[21:04] <Drakkos> SHe's like... fifteen.
[21:05] <Drakkos> But she only has one friend, and now I feel sorry for her.
[21:05] <Drakkos> Man
[21:05] <Drakkos> I wish strangers wouldn't contact me
[21:05] <Drakkos> Or
[21:05] <Drakkos> People I know
[21:06] <Drakkos> Oh, actually...
[21:06] <Drakkos> She might not actually be a stranger at all.
[21:06] <Drakkos> I think maybe I taught her
[21:06] <Drakkos> How to fuck
[21:06] <Drakkos> I mean
[21:06] <Drakkos> Nothing
[21:06] <Grimrak> recognise her under the orange?
[21:07] <Drakkos> She may have been one of the summer school students from this year's batch.
[21:07] <Drakkos> It's hard to tell
[21:07] <Drakkos> They all look the same to me
[21:07] <Drakkos> You know
[21:07] <Drakkos> Students
[21:07] <Drakkos> Fucking Studos
[21:07] <Drakkos> Dirty Filthy Studos
[21:12] <Grimrak> Dirty Filthy Studos almost sounds like a place you'd film porn.
[21:13] <Drakkos> Contractually I'm not allowed to do that
[21:13] <Drakkos> Any more
[21:13] <Drakkos> Any more
[21:13] <Drakkos> Besides, Slutty Scottish Students wasn't a commercial success. :-(
[21:14] <Drakkos> Critically accalimed
[21:14] <Drakkos> buT I think the Burns recitations were not a wise choice in hindsight
[21:14] <Drakkos> And the scene with the haggis is widely regarded to be a turnoff
[21:14] <QBall> Yeah, the Scottish accent is a lot of things, but it isn't that good for talking dirty.
[21:15] <Drakkos> Oh, it can be
[21:15] * Drakkos stares into space.
[21:15] <Drakkos> It depends on the dialect, actually.
[21:15] <Drakkos> Like... Dundonian
[21:15] <Drakkos> No
[21:15] <Drakkos> God no
[21:15] <Drakkos> Glaswegian
[21:15] <Drakkos> No
[21:16] <Drakkos> Glaswegian is the accent you use when you say you're going to send some lads around to collect on someone's reneged debt
[21:16] <Drakkos> Is like the Belfast accent
[21:16] <Drakkos> Deeply scary
[21:16] <Tiggum> Now I'm just hearing Billy Connolly talking dirty in my head. It's horrifying. :-(
[21:16] <Drakkos> 'Get yer knickers aff, love' isn't so much an opening salvo in effective phone sex, as a hint that rape is in the offing.
[21:17] <Drakkos> 'Oh, ah've got my cock out and ah'm strokng it. It's absolutely *brilliant*, just fantastic'