Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean exclaims wisps: Anyways.  Happy occasion time!
Blessed Sister Vikki of Yorkshire says wisps: I am watching.
Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean asks wisps: Do you, Maelin, take TGGM DeLaCroix to be your lawful wedded gender irrelevant life partner?
Maelin says wisps: Yeah, why not.
Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean asks wisps: Do you, TGGM DeLaCroix, take Maelin to be your lawful wedded gender irrelevant life partner?
You say to Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean wisps: Yes, indeed I do. :-D
Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean gives TGGM and Maelin a large Nuptial Trout.
Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean exclaims wisps: Maelin, you two timing evil person!
Maelin asks wisps: Eh?
You raise one eyebrow at Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean.
Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean says wisps: Maelin is already married to Cherri.
Floomette says wisps: well, since we're all here, I'll marry TGGM
Maelin says wisps: Oh yeah. I am, aren't I.
Maelin exclaims wisps: What about polygamy!
You sob on Maelin's shoulder.
Nyoink says wisps: It's okay Vikki, Floomette said she would mawry TGGM.
Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean says wisps: While the Fishite church supports polygamy, with our More The Merrier policy, I'm afraid the Guild rules don't appear to be so flexible.
Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean exclaims wisps: And I haven't even got to do the "If any present here take offense at this lawful union, then shut up or I'll throw you out" bit!
You say to Maelin wisps: Looks like I'll have to marry Floomette then.
Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean exclaims wisps: Okay, Floomette, you're on!
Floomette asks wisps: I'm going to regret this in the morning, aren't I?
Maelin says wisps: No, but I am :(
Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean says wisps: Do any present here today take offense at *this* lawful union?  If so, leave or close your eyes.
Floomette laughs at Maelin.
Floomette buys an Ancient scumble.
Floomette grins, and drinks the shot glass.
Floomette looks at you.
Floomette says wisps: hmm... a little betterr
Nyoink says wisps: I think you'll need more dan one, Floomette.
Floomette buys an Ancient scumble.
Floomette buys an Ancient scumble.
Floomette grins, and drinks the shot glass of ancient scumble and the shot glass.
Floomette drops the shot glass of ancient scumble.
Floomette trips over and falls on her face.
Floomette says wisps: rright, let'sh do thish
Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean asks wisps: Okies, TGGM, will you marry Floomette?  To be together from now until the marriage system bugs again?
Floomette sits down.
Floomette trips up.
Floomette says wisps: I do
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You emote wisps: Old Man TGGM DeLaCroix can't speak. :-(
You emote wisps: Old Man TGGM DeLaCroix is bugged!
Floomette burps.
Floomette says wisps: I will, yesh
Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean exclaims wisps: TGGM's vows, people!
Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean asks wisps: Did someone silence you during your own marriage ceremony?
Floomette does a technicolour yawn.
You stand up at the bar.
You notice Sultan WhoMe nearby.
Sultan WhoMe attacks you from behind.  You realise you've been caught completely unawares.
You are shocked and confused.
Sultan WhoMe catches you by surprise.  Sultan WhoMe stabs one of his thieves' daggers right through your right foot.
Sultan WhoMe catches you by surprise.  Sultan WhoMe chops up your right arm with one of his thieves' daggers.
Sultan WhoMe catches you by surprise.  Sultan WhoMe chops up your right leg with one of his thieves' daggers.
You no longer feel shocked and confused.
Someone says wisps: MY, WE'VE BEEN A BIT CARELESS, HAVEN'T WE?  SHALL WE POPPADOM TO THE NEXT DIMENSION?
Sultan WhoMe sweats profusely.
Sultan WhoMe exclaims wisps: happy danksgivin'!
Maelin says wisps: WhoMe, you are a bad person.
Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean says wisps: Oh, I see.
Floomette sobs quietly.
Blessed Sister Vikki of Yorkshire says wisps: OH DEAR GOD.
Blessed Sister Vikki of Yorkshire says wisps: On his wedding day :(
Floomette exclaims wisps: My hushband to be!
Mostly Reverend Moses asks wisps: Dont ya kind a have ta be awive ta get mawrrried?
Reverend Odysseus says wisps:   now its a soap opera.
Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean asks wisps: Anyways, Doesn't the PK brawl happen AFTER the ceremony?
Nyoink says wisps: Well dat was an unexpected turn a events.
Mostly Reverend Moses laughs.
Mostly Reverend Moses says wisps: Im shorrrry but dat wash kind a funny.
Floomette glares stonily at Mostly Reverend Moses.
Reverend Odysseus says wisps: best wedding i ever been to.
Floomette says wisps: I wanted to do that :(
Blessed Sister Vikki of Yorkshire says wisps: I FIX IT
Honest Ranneko the Tripiscean says wisps: Hurry up and wed the suckers
Blessed Sister Vikki of Yorkshire kneels in prayer.
Blessed Sister Vikki of Yorkshire closes her eyes.
Blessed Sister Vikki of Yorkshire chants in a soft soothing voice.
Sister Athena Gaiden'Panthera says to Reverend Odysseus wisps: ours shoul be like this :p
Blessed Sister Vikki of Yorkshire softly speaks what sounds like a prayer.
Floomette hiccups.
Blessed Sister Vikki of Yorkshire chants in a soft sinister voice.
Sister Athena Gaiden'Panthera says wisps: should even
Blessed Sister Vikki of Yorkshire calls upon Pishe.
You woo at Blessed Sister Vikki of Yorkshire.
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Blessed Sister Vikki of Yorkshire gestures at the open air.
Blessed Sister Vikki of Yorkshire looks expectant.
A soft light radiates from Blessed Sister Vikki of Yorkshire and slowly envelopes you.
You reappear in a more solid form.
You feel strength returning to your body.
Your mind feels renewed.
You feel nimbleness returning to your body.
You feel health returning to your body.
You feel mentally attuned.
The closed dark brown book crumbles and vanishes mysteriously.
Honest Ranneko the Tripiscean says wisps: I alway thooght the trusting wa meant to be saved for the wedding night anyways
Reverend Odysseus says wisps: i plan not  to die on our wedding nite :P
Sister Athena Gaiden'Panthera says to Reverend Odysseus wisps: aww ok
Blessed Sister Vikki of Yorkshire says wisps: 'Death tells you: IF IT REALLY IS THAT IMPORTANT, I SUPPOSE THAT I CAN AFFORD TO IGNORE HIM FOR A WHILE LONGER.'
Floomette staggers around.
Blessed Sister Vikki of Yorkshire says wisps: I told him you get married.
You emote wisps: Old Man TGGM DeLaCroix attempts to find a cre to fix him.
Maelin wisped wisps: WhoMe is a BAD PERSON.
DurakaII wisped wisps: why
WhoMe wisped wisps: evil whome!
Maelin wisped wisps: She killed TGGM on his wedding day!
WhoMe wisped wisps: lol
WhoMe wisped wisps: err congrats tggm :P
DurakaII wisped wisps: tggm is getting married
WhoMe wisped wisps: uh, btw Im male Maelin :)
Maelin wisped wisps: Blimey, so you are. When did you dump the Witch's guild?
WhoMe wisped wisps: lol Ive never been a witch :)
Maelin wisped wisps: Oh.
Maelin wisped wisps: I must be getting you confused with Which.
WhoMe wisped wisps: hehe :)
Maelin wisped wisps: Never mind me, I'm not drunk enough.
DurakaII wisped wisps: when did tggm get married
Maelin wisped wisps: In about five minutes, with any luck.
WhoMe wisped wisps: is there gonna be a wedding brawl?
Maelin wisped wisps: THERE ALREADY HAS, HASN'T THERE!
WhoMe wisped wisps: lol
Maelin wisped that he mutters.
(one) Vikki wisps: I saved everyone.
(Playerkillers) WhoMe wisps: that wasnt a brawl.. ..
(Playerkillers) WhoMe wisps: that was me murdering the groom :P
(Playerkillers) Maelin wisps: I think you've had enough fun for today, WhoMe!
(one) Narmio (HP-F) wisps: In a miraculous display, Vikki saved the day, returning TGGM to life!
(Playerkillers) WhoMe wisps: poot :P
(Playerkillers) WhoMe wisps: what if I offer to bring some turkey? :oD
(Playerkillers) Foxfire wisps: was the kill made at the time where the priests says "speak now or forever hold you peace" bit?
Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean exclaims wisps: You are now lawfully man and wife! Grab those anti-scry crystals and portal somewhere quiet!
(Playerkillers) WhoMe wisps: sadly no - they were all at the mended drum :P I think I put his wife to be on ignore :P rofl
You are warmed anew by Floomette's love.
You remove a pair of white snakeskin gloves so you can wear a wedding ring.
You wear a pair of white snakeskin gloves.
You give Floomette a long and warm canoodle that makes her hair stand on end.
Floomette rowrs at you.
Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean says wisps: According to me, you're now married.  However, the marry command is buggier than a sackful of mutant roaches, so I may be wrong.
Floomette hops into your arms.
(Playerkillers) WhoMe wisps: say is the ceremony in the drum then Maelin?
(Playerkillers) Maelin wisps: No
(Playerkillers) Maelin wisps: We were just assembling here.
(Playerkillers) Maelin wisps: The ceremony is in CWC.
Sister Athena Gaiden'Panthera says to Alhana wisps: sometime next week or the week after though..
Nyoink says wisps: Close enough.
Nyoink nods emphatically.
(Playerkillers) Maelin wisps: In the far northwest corner.
You emote wisps: Old Man TGGM DeLaCroix has a wedding ring, so it seems to have worked.
(one) Narmio (HP-F) wisps: The marriage is complete, even though TGGM remains scarred and traumatised by his lack of speech!
(Playerkillers) WhoMe wisps: I wont kill him again, today.. ah okies... sorry didnt know he was getting married on thanksgiving,,
Floomette wisps: That was very nearly the perfect wedding
(one) DurakaII wisps: who is tggm married to
Floomette wears a wedding ring.
(one) Floomette wisps: Yo!
(one) Nyoink wisps: Floomette. Don't you follow the story?
Reverend Odysseus nuzzles Sister Athena Gaiden'Panthera affectionately.
(one) Narmio (HP-F) wisps: As our lead characters step off through a portal to somewhere secluded, clutching anti-scry crystals and fumbling with each other's clothing, the screen fades to black!
Old Maelin stares jealously at Floomette.
You give Floomette a deep and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...
Floomette asks Old Maelin wisps: Share?
Floomette nibbles on your ear.
Old Maelin says to Floomette wisps: Eww, that would just be weird.
Floomette nibbles on your wizard-boobs.
You exclaim to Floomette wisps: Oi! I have no wizard-boobs!
Nyoink says wisps: I would like ta propose a toast.
Nyoink stands on the bar.
You exclaim wisps: Hey! I can speak again!
Floomette looks at you.
Floomette laughs.
Nyoink says wisps: Here's ta TGGM and Floomette, may dey enjoy a long and prosperous mawried life.
You bounce around Floomette.
(one) Narmio (HP-F) wisps: NEXT WEEK: TGGM has doubts about his marriage! What impact will the insane smelly Fishite priest and the obtuse events of the ceremony have on his life? Can he find solace in his new bride? Find out next week, on Days Of Our Disc.
Nyoink loudly exclaims wisps: Cheers!
Floomette twirls you round in circles.
(one) Narmio (HP-F) wisps that he rolls the credits.
Mostly Reverend Moses grins at Sister Riley the Meatshield.
Sister Athena Gaiden'Panthera smiles at Alhana.
Nyoink slurps down the pint glass.
Alhana cowers in a corner from Sister Athena Gaiden'Panthera.
(one) Haru wisps: oi oi..
Sister Athena Gaiden'Panthera nodnods at Reverend Odysseus.
(one) DurakaII wisps that he claps
Old Maelin chuckles at Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean.
(one) Haru wisps: thats...old..
DurakaII wisps: i cant wait till next weeks addition
(one) DurakaII wisps: repeats w00t
You say wisps: I'd buy you all drinks, since you came to my wedding, but I have no money. :-(
Old Maelin exclaims wisps: not to worry!
Old Maelin gives some Ankh-Morpork dollars to you.
Nyoink says wisps: Dat's ok, TGGM. Consida us buyin' our own drinks our present ta ya ;)
You buy a pint glass of Morporkian beer for Sister Riley the Meatshield, Alhana, Mostly Reverend Moses, Nyoink, Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean, Honest Ranneko the Tripiscean, Old Maelin, Floomette, Sister Athena Gaiden'Panthera, Reverend Odysseus and yourself.
Old Maelin exclaims wisps: No! Consider TGGM buying us all drinks with my money the combination of his and my presents to each other and the rest of you!
Floomette whistles innocently.
Nyoink laughs.
You agree with Old Maelin wholeheartedly.
Honest Ranneko the Tripiscean hiccups.
(one) Narmio (HP-F) wisps: Floomette gets a set of human genitals from the corpse of TGGM DeLaCroix.
Old Maelin raises his glass and toasts you.
(one) Narmio (HP-F) wisps: Hmm. *Starts a director's cut*
(one) TGGM wisps: She can't get enough of me. ;-)
Sister Athena Gaiden'Panthera grins at Alhana.
(one) DurakaII wisps: haha ooh uncensocred
(one) KoSaga wisps that he is starting to get scared where the storying is leading to
(one) Maelin wisps: That's just too creepy for words, TGGM.
(one) DurakaII wisps: obviously there isnt enought of you
Mostly Reverend Moses goes to sleep in Sister Riley the Meatshield's arms.
(one) DurakaII wisps that he grins
(one) Nyoink wisps: Even with you being a wizard and all.
(one) TGGM wisps: Well, I used your genitals as a talker for quite a while, Mae. ;-)
(one) Floomette wisps: Really should get these talkerised
Old Maelin squirms at you.
(Playerkillers) WhoMe wisps: be well you lot :o) happy thanksgiving! congrats tggm
(one) Cthulhu (HP-Se) wisps: TGGM should be kicked out of the guild for getting married ;)
(one) Cthulhu (HP-Se) wisps: Wizards arn;t supposed to get married :)
(one) Nyoink wisps: Oh, that's right.
(one) Maelin wisps: Yeah but what are they going to do.
(one) TGGM wisps: Pfeh. It's more of a guideline, Cthulhu (HP-Se). ;-)
(one) Floomette wisps: We're trying to make another sourcerer
(one) DurakaII wisps: its alright tggm is impodent he lost his thingis
(one) Liorian wisps: wizards used to get nonguild titles if they got married, didn't they?
(one) Sekkite wisps: Perform food of life on his genitals and eat them!
(one) Sekkite wisps: steal his energy!
(one) Haru wisps: i want another Coin!
(one) TGGM wisps that he isn't trying to create a Sourcerer...  wisps:-/
Old Maelin exclaims wisps: I am!
(one) Floomette wisps: Noone asked you, TGGM =)
(one) DurakaII wisps: i remember the tggmmaelin love child
(one) Sekkite wisps: TGGM the disavowed.
Old Maelin points at Alhana.
Venerable Father Narmio (HP-F) the Tripiscean comforts Alhana.
Old Maelin laughs at Alhana.
(one) Sekkite wisps: For being married
(one) TGGM wisps: OMFG@! OMGOMGMG! I'm a 5th level wizard!
(one) Xaine wisps: !
(one) Maelin wisps: Congratulations!
(one) Nyoink wisps: Grats.

{And so there were two fantabulous events in one day! I got married, and promoted!}