(One - 03:20) emsenn must be embedded with a weird-magnet. I was walking off campus, and two girls holding hands rushed up to me, asked "Does this offend you?" and started making out.
(One - 03:21) Zexium: yes, because you didn't wait while I got my camera out
(One - 03:21) Aikanaro: What did you say?
(One - 03:21) Aikanaro: (Er, emsenn, not Zexium.)
(One - 03:22) emsenn: I said "Eh?" because I was on the phone
(One - 03:22) Zexium: or even: I'm not sure, can you try it again
(One - 03:22) emsenn: So wasn't listening, and thought they were just being frisky. This got me smooched.
(One - 03:23) emsenn: Unfortunately, Zexium, I am not that witty.
(One - 03:23) emsenn: (This is why I need a smartphone, so I can ask you all for what I need to say in real life.)
(One - 03:23) Aikanaro: You should have said "What offends me is your assumption that I, as a heterosexual male, will find your actions offensive. Frankly, I could be flamboyantly gay for all you know'.
(One - 03:24) Aikanaro wisps: And then you could have had security escort them from your field of vision.
(One - 03:24) Drakkos wisps: Just grab a guy and make out with them and say 'Does *this* offend *you*?'
(One - 03:24) Aikanaro: Although then you would probably not have gotten smooches.
(One - 03:24) Aikanaro: Or at least, not feminine smooches.
(One - 03:24) Triana: Tell them "why would it? I'm a female transvestite."
(One - 03:24) emsenn: one Drakkos, I've gotten beaten up for being gay here before.
(One - 03:25) emsenn wisps: And I'm not, even. I dare not think what would happen if I actually kissed a guy.
(One - 03:25) Aikanaro: You might as well try it.
(One - 03:25) Drakkos wisps: Well, I'd expect you'd need to work harder to convince people you weren't.
(One - 03:25) Aikanaro: If you're already being beaten up there's really no point in resisting.
(One - 03:25) emsenn: But I like my pink ascot :(
(One - 03:25) Triana: You've already paid the price of entry, might as well give it a whirl.
(One - 03:25) Aikanaro nodnods at Triana.
(One - 03:26) emsenn: wtf, sex isn't a theme park. Well, I mean, it *sor... actually you have a good point there.
(One - 03:26) Lanfear: The price of entry to the MUDSLIDE!!
(One - 03:26) Aikanaro: Lanfear offends me. :o(
(One - 03:26) Aikanaro sidles up to Lanfear.
(One - 03:26) Lanfear: I mean to.
(One - 03:26) Aikanaro: But also...arouses me?
(One - 03:26) Drakkos: Would she offend you if she was making out with another woman?
(One - 03:26) Drakkos: Let's find out
(One - 03:26) Drakkos: Using SCIENCE
(One - 03:26) Lanfear: Aik, met Emsenn? He's your type, I hear :D
(One - 03:26) emsenn: Yay science!
(One - 03:26) Aikanaro: Yaaay, Science!
(One - 03:27) Triana: Next week... on Mythbusters.
(One - 03:27) emsenn: Lanfear: crazy and scrawny?
(One - 03:27) Lanfear: That's what she said.
(One - 03:27) Triana: We bring back that super-hot welder girl from the early seasons to make out with Kari Byron... FOR SCIENCE.
(One - 03:27) Triana: Also, Adam and Jamie make out. You knew it was coming.
(One - 03:28) Lanfear: It was coming? Gosh. Myth busted!