(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: Cho cho.
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps: chugga chugga
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: Due to the channel being dead, I shall now pretend to be a train for the next 15 minutes.
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: Chuga chuga chuga chuga. TO TO. Chuga chuga chuga.
(Playerkillers) Wildchild wisps: or until you die :P
(Playerkillers) Rondros wisps: *builds a pile of felled trees over the tracks*
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: "This is your driver speaking. Now pulling into Cambridge Gardens."
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: Screech. Click. Vroooom. "Please watch your step." ... ... ... Vrooom. Click. Chuga.... chuga.. chuga chuga chuga. TO TO. "Next stop Eagle Nest."
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps that she minds the gapp.
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: Chuga chuga. Chuga chuga chuga chuga.
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: TOOT. Chuga chuga chuga.
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: "This is your driver speaking. Now pulling into Eagle Nest."
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: Chuga chuga chuga.
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: Screeeech. Chuga.
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: Chuga. Screech. Screeeeeeeeech. Click. Vrooom. "Please watch your step." ... ... ... Vrooom. Click. TOOT. Chuga chuga chuga chuga. TOOT TOOT. "Next stop Sydney Harbour."
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: Chuga chuga chuga chuga. TOOT TOOT.
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: Chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga. Screeeeech. Screeeeech. Chuga chuga chuga. Screeech. "Now arriving in Sydney Harbour."
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: Chuga chuga chuga chuga. TOOT TOOT. "This is your driver speaking. If you look to the left you will now see the Harbour Bridge."
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps: Someone kill him already :b
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: Chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga. TOOT. TOOT.
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: Chuga chuga chuga chuga. Screech. Screeeeeeech.
(Playerkillers) Kingorion wisps: no way not after his last little shield boo boo
(Playerkillers) Skye wisps: Can you go past the Wooloomooloo finger wharf?? :)
(Playerkillers) Skye wisps: (And see my apartment!)
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps: visits skye!
(Playerkillers) Bonobo wisps: and the Woolloomoolloo disco in Utrecht!
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: Screeeeeeech. TOOT TOOT. Click. Vrooom. "Now at Sydney Harbour. Please watch your step." .. .. .. .... Vrooom. Click. Chuga chuga chuga TOOT TOOT.
(Playerkillers) Sugendran wisps: lets go there on friday, bonobo
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: "Next stop Wooloomooloo." Chuga chuga chuga. TOOT TOOT.
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: Chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga. TOOT. TOOT.
(Playerkillers) Bonobo wisps: Lets not, Sugendran... :)
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: Chuga. TOOT. CHuga chuga chuga. TOOT.
(Playerkillers) Sugendran wisps: Go on.. I'll even bring an australian flag
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: Screeeeech. TOOT TOOT. Screeeech. "This is your driver speaking. Now entering Wooloomooloo. If you look to your right you can now see a very famous persons apartment." TOOOT. Chuga chuga chuga chuga.
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: Chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga. TOOT TOOT.
(Playerkillers) Kingorion wisps: Sojan's?
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: TOOT. Chuga chuga chuga. Screeeeeech. Chuga chuga. TOOT. Screeeeech.
(Playerkillers) Skye wisps: (Russel Crowe's)
(Playerkillers) Skye wisps: (and, Skye's!
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: Click. Vrooom. ... ... "Now stopping at Wooloomooloo. Please watch your step." .... .... .... Click. Chuga chuga chuga. TOOT
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: You live with Russel Crowe?
(Playerkillers) Skye wisps: I /am/ Russel Crowe.
(Playerkillers) Skye wisps: Well.
(Playerkillers) Skye wisps: That bit's a lie.
(Playerkillers) Skye wisps: I live near him, indeed.
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: "This is your driver speaking. If you look to your right you will see TGGM's small hotel." Chuga chuga chuga chuga. TOOT.
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps: You told me you're Hugh Jackman! :(
(Playerkillers) Haug wisps: ARHHADHBAEd My head, its the hamster song
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps: Was that a lie too? :(
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: I have a hotel?
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: TOOT. "This is your new driver speaking. Next stop TGGM's Casino."
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Chuga chuga chuga chuga. TOOT. Chuga chuga chuga.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: TOOT. TOOT.
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: If I own a hotel and a casino, how come I have no money? :-(
(Playerkillers) Bonobo wisps: you hand it all over to mobsters and politicians?
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: "This is your driver speaking. Now pulling into TGGM's Casino."
(Playerkillers) Wildchild wisps: pr0n and beer costs
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Click. Vroooom. ... ... "Please watch your step."
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: Some criminal must be running it using my identity, in case anyone catches on to their illegal activities. :-(
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps:  ... Click.... click.... click. "We seem to have a slight malfuction with the door mechanics, please stay- Oh My God, He Has A Gun. Get Down!" Bang. Bang. Bang.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: *Now cutting to a TV."
(Playerkillers) Kingorion wisps: and now for something completely different
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: News Reporter: Today we saw one of the most horific scenes of all time. TGGM's Casino president, TGGM, today boarded a South Sydney train, and shot dead the driver and three passangers before he was wrestled to the ground.
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: But I wasn't there! I'm here!
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps: i think you have a dopple tggm
(Playerkillers) Kingorion wisps: burn the witch!
(Playerkillers) Wildchild wisps: called mggt
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: News Reporter: It is unclear at this present moment what made the current multi-billionaire do such a thing. However it is believed he was suffering from slight depressions. He shall be held on trial in the next few days. And now in other news.....
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: *Crosses to jailhouse*
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps that she gets the remote control.
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps that she switches to a porno flick.
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps: boomchickachickaboom
(Playerkillers) Cody wisps: WOOO porn!
(Playerkillers) Kingorion wisps: chickawahaoooow
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: TGGM: It wasnt me you *beep* *beep*. You have the wrong guy! I was in my hotel room the whole time! Ask that sleazy Gitta, she was with me! And wildchild! They were all there! *TGGM struggles* Let me go you *beep *beep* *beeeeeep*
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps: That's some weird porn.
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: I never swear like that.
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps that she switches to Cartoon Network.
(Playerkillers) Wildchild wisps: I saw nothing!
(Playerkillers) Wildchild wisps: I was watchin porn at the time!
(Playerkillers) Cody wisps: well you do now tiggum
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Boing! Boing! Hiya Kids! Its Barney! Lets sing the Barney song!
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps: tries desperately to change the channel
(Playerkillers) Kingorion wisps: DEATH TO THE PURPLE BEHEMOTH!
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: "I love you. You love me. We all love like one family. With a little love here and a little love there, love is what we love to do."
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps that she screams.
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps that she throws the TV out of the window.
(Playerkillers) Bonobo wisps: rowrrrr! Sounds like my kinda guy!
(Playerkillers) Wildchild wisps: slay the behemoth!
(Playerkillers) Kingorion wisps: my ears my ears
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps that he watches as the tv explodes then the shards continue shhowing the channel
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps: its POSSESSED
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps: I want a Barney NPC so I can kill it over and over again :b
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: *Radio suddenly turns on, and everyone gathers around it. Who will be the first to change to a radio station?!*
(Playerkillers) Kingorion wisps: yeah many many many many times
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps that he tunes the radio to the news.
(Playerkillers) Wildchild wisps: and it gives a million xp
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps: "Barney launches a powerful attack. Barney hugs you."
(Playerkillers) MibaTe wisps: Rofl.
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps: It would instantly remove 2k hp because you vomit your guts out :D
(Playerkillers) MibaTe wisps: He'd have a life span smaller than Lag's. :P
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps: WE HAVE NOT BEEN VERY CAREFULL LATELY?
(Playerkillers) Duzchip wisps: is the basilisk still in-game?
(Playerkillers) Rondros wisps: yep
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps: my eyes! my eyes! screams
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: News Readers Voice: It appears that Barney-hatred have swept the land, as millions of angry television viewers are going on the rampage to kill this loveable creature. At the moment many residents are in hysterics, with people smashing anything dino like or purple.
(Playerkillers) Duzchip wisps: where were the last time someone killed the bas?
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: News Readers Voice: We now cross live to Gitta, who is on scene in down town Sydney. Gitta, can you tell us what this carnage is like?
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps: but wate! i glow in greenish purple!
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps: Turn off the camera! I said turn off the camera!
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Gitta, I remind you, you are on the radio.
(Playerkillers) Duzchip wisps: where about is the basilisk?
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps: Oh.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: News Readers Voice: So can you paint a picture of what you are experincing at the moment>
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps: Turn off the microphone then! :b
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Gitta: Well Haug, it seems that millions of people are roaming the street for purple things to mash, or anything showing any form of human emotion. Back to you Haug.
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps: Hey, I didn't say that!
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Haug: Well, lets now go and see in todays fashion report! Gitta?
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps that she sues Sapf.
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: Does this station only have one reporter?
(Playerkillers) Cody wisps: yeah
(Playerkillers) Kingorion wisps: he shot the rest of them
(Playerkillers) Cody wisps: and his voice really drones on
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Gitta: Well, it seems that the new colour in now is purple. What was once pink is now purple, and I have to sa- Hey, put those knives down. Stay away. I have connections! Connections! Im not barney you bloody *beep beeeeeeeep* *beep*. Help HELP!
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Haug: As you can see, purple is whats in, and everything else is drab!
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Now to our top story. The trial of billionaire TGGM.
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: Woo!
(Playerkillers) Wildchild wisps: does it invole an execution?
(Playerkillers) Kingorion wisps: not if i get this bloody cell door unlocked
(Playerkillers) Cody wisps: so in this trial....who's the judge, jury and executioner?
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Haug: As you know, TGGM made the head lines last week, when he went on a muderous rampage killing four people. Today, his trial begins. At the moment with have Wildchild down outside the local courtroom. We will now cross over to him.
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps that he gets ready for work
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Wildchild: Hello Haug. As you can guess, the crowd here today are shouting for blood. The blood of TGGM. With the case about to begin within minutes, no one knows how the outcome will turn. Both the defensive and prosecution say they have incriminating evidence, but only time will tell. The court will be held in front of Honourable Judge Cody. A man with harsh rulings.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Haug: Sounds interesting Wildchild. We will come back to you in five minutes when the proceedings begin.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Haug: In other news, Coperation giant, Kingorion' Express Way, has jumped 9.8% in shares. This is good news for many of its stock holders.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Haug: Ive just been informed that the hearing of TGGM vs The Public is about to begin. Lets head back over to Wildchild.
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps: turns up the volum
(Playerkillers) Cody wisps: sapf....do you wanna let me ignore the charter with no consequences for, ummm, about 1 backstab?
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps that she smashes the radio with a sledgehammer.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Wildchild: Well Haug, we have just entered the courtroom, and as you can imagine, it is packed to breaking point.
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps: There, problem solved.
(Playerkillers) Skye wisps that she clones a new one.
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps: Damn these creators and they're godlike powers!
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps: Their, too.
(Playerkillers) Sera wisps that she distracts Skye with netsex
(Playerkillers) Skye wisps that she leaves the radio unattended.
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps: tpa's the radio
(Playerkillers) Sugendran wisps that he dests the radio and replaces it with a Tee Vee
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Wildchild: There are many figureheads present here for this proceeding, Bill Gates, Tiny Tim, Bender, Homer Simpson and Madonna just to name a few.
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps: tpa's the TV
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps that she bees the TV.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Wildchild: We will now have to be very very quiet. The proceedings are beginning.
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps: zaps the tv with oak wands
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Judge Cody: We are here today in witness of TGGM vs The Public.
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps that she buries the corpse of a TV deep within the earth.
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm huntin' Tiggums...
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps: puts on his evil laywer outfit
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Judge Cody: Will the prosecution now give its evidence.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Prosection Emrys: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Before we even start, we would like to show you this video tape of TGGM on the day in question. *plays tape*
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: That's not me!
(Playerkillers) Kingorion wisps: chicka wa ah ooow
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps that he points to where TGGM is clearly shooting people and pauses it for effect.
(Playerkillers) Sera wisps that she rediscovers the ignore command and sighs in blessed peace.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Television: Vrooom. Click. "This is your driver speaking. Now at TGGM's Casino." *TGGM walks through the doors.* TGGM: Everyone, get on the floor now! I said NOW! "This is your driver speaking. -Oh My God. He Has A Gun!" Bang. Bang. Bang. TGGM: I said get on the floor *beep beep*. Now shut up! *people jump up and wrestle TGGM to the floor* TGGM: Get off me you *beeeeep*
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: *Tape stops*
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Jury: Oh year, he is guilty.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Prosecution Emrys: We rest.
(Playerkillers) Kingorion wisps that he buries a TGGM mask deep within the ground
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: I was fgramed!
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Defense Sera: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Before we even start to defend our client, we would like to show you this tape of the day in question. *plays tape*
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps that he sits back down in his comfy chair with his yellow legal pads of paper
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: TGGM: Oh wildchild, harder wildchild. THats it wildchild. Come here Gitta, pass me the honey. Oooooh wildy. Oooooooo.
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: Yeah, that was me. :-)
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps: Oi
(Playerkillers) Rage wisps that he cowers from the channel
(Playerkillers) Kingorion wisps: hey let's keep that tape running
(Playerkillers) Wildchild wisps: interesting defense there
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Defense Sera: As you can see, TGGM at the time was netsex0ring Gitta and Wildchild. So he could not have committed the crime. The defense rests.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Judge Cody: You both raise interesting cases. Would the jury like to contemplate its verdict?
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Jury: Yes.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Judge Cody: Very well.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Haug: As you can see, a chilling tale as the jury now enters its verdict mode. We will be right back after these messages.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Small Boy: Now carrots again mummy! Mum: But son, these arent any carrots. These are super dooper carrots. Small Boy: Wow! Mum: Not only do they taste good, but they are healthy to!
(Playerkillers) Rage wisps: arghh someone steal his talker! :D
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps: even mikey likes em!
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Haug: And we are back. The jury has reached a verdict. Lets cross back to Wildchild in the courtroom.
(Playerkillers) Sera wisps: Ignore is a wonderful command, love :D
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Wildchild: Well Haug, its been a chilling 10 minutes down here, and the jury has just reached its decision. They are about to give it now.
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps that he anxiously awaits the verdict.
(Playerkillers) Rage wisps: aye aye the truth indeed
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Judge Cody: Jury, have you reached a verdict?
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Jury: Yes we have. We find the defendant, one, TGGM...
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Wildchild: A hush falls on the courtroom.
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps that he leans forwards expectantly
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Jury: On the account of of murder: Not Guilty. On the account of underage sex: Guilty.
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: Underage?
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Wildchild Oh my ghosh. The courtroom is a mumur beyond disbelief.
(Playerkillers) Bonobo wisps: you mean he's not a virgin?!
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Wildchild: Wait, wait! Someones standing up and shouting someone
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Wildchild: Something.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Person: Shut up you *beep beeeeep*
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Person: What the *beep* do you mean he *beep* isnt guilty!
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Judge Cody: Order! Order I say.
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps that he will have a large chips and gravy.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Person: Bah, you lousy democracy system! After all I did. I tried to frame TGGM, but now, you *beeep* are to *beeep* stupid.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Person: It was I! Emrys!
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: Emrys! I'm shocked!
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Emrys: If only it hadnt had been for those nosy kids I would have gotten away with it!
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: Well, not really. This is all fairly random anyway. ;-P
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps: whips out a ruby ring and starts talking to it softly and dacing around in his chair
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Wildchild: Oh, this changes everything Haug! The police are surround Emrys right now! But no! Hes jumped out the window. Oh. The horror. Haug, we just heard his body hit the ground some 20 floors below.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Haug: ....
(Playerkillers) Bonobo wisps that he throws a rotten banana through the court room.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Wildchild: Well there you have it. TGGM has been cleared of all charges. Emrys is dead. Decomcracy ruined...
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps that he i'm getting better.....
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Haug: Some chilling tales there. Well thats all we have time for tonight folks. Join us tomorrow when we interview TGGM live! Only on 2CHaug.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: *Radio fades*
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: Hooray!
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps: drat you tggm, you and your underage sex!
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps that he repeats wisps: Underage?
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: What did you all think of the news tonight?
(Playerkillers) Bonobo wisps: I liked the book better...
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: Fantabulous. :-)
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Book? :P
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Well it was actually book. Lets look at the epilogue.
(Playerkillers) Bonobo wisps: "TGGM: my life after the trial" now for sale at bookstores near you...
(Playerkillers) Moondog wisps: Let's not, and say we did.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: TGGM: Was cleared of all charges. Resumed command of his casino and hotel. Never got that honey from Gitta.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Gitta: Killed by barney haters.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Wildchild: Left town after his secrete affair with TGGM was exposed.
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: But Gitta _was_ a Barney hater...
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Judge Cody: Retired as judge of the year and got a large Ham.
(Playerkillers) Bonobo wisps: ewww, secretion affairs are so nasty...
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Gitta was wearing purple at the time :p
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps: Emrys: resumed a sort of existance as a sort of undead badguy for hire?
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Emrys: Became a puddle. Framed TGGM by drawing his face on a paper bag and shooting a Desert Eagle at people.
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Haug: Retired as a news reader.
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps that he glurps
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Sapf: Marred Haug.
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: Sapf wasn't even in the story. ;-P
(Playerkillers) Githan wisps: wtf is going on?
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: And thats the conclusion of the book "The Way It Was, But Twas." Written by Haug.
(Playerkillers) Rage wisps: you dont want to know Githan
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: I logged it Githan, you can read it in its entirety when I next update my site. ;-P
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: FHELp
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: HGELP :p
(Playerkillers) Githan wisps: or I can rip out my eyes right now :\
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Bastards :P
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: You are so dead :p
(Playerkillers) Rage wisps: def rip out the eyes!
(Playerkillers) Kingorion wisps: that's the spirit
(Playerkillers) Sapf wisps: Haug gonna kill you
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps: You smash Sapf in the right arm with one of your Mindflayers.
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps: You killed Sapf.
(Playerkillers) Sera wisps: Gitta Clutterbuck dealt the death blow to Sapf.
(Playerkillers) Rage wisps: YAY!!!!!!!!
(Playerkillers) Githan wisps: rofl
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps: qwho dead
(Playerkillers) Emrys wisps: 1 Players: Sapf
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: Well, at least you waited 'til the ebnd. ;-)
(Playerkillers) Rage wisps: very amusind :D
(Playerkillers) Sera wisps: Purely because the ferry was slow.
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps: I was in CWC at the time :b