Session Start (MSN - Rev. Mathew Walls:Matt Jordan): Mon Aug 04 21:18:17 2003
[04/08 21:18] Matt Jordan: all hail janet!!!
[04/08 21:18] Rev. Mathew Walls: Janet?
[04/08 21:19] Matt Jordan: you dont know janet the god of all things great and bulldog clips?
[04/08 21:19] Rev. Mathew Walls: Er, no...
[04/08 21:20] Matt Jordan: my janet! how could you not
[04/08 21:22] Rev. Mathew Walls: *smiles and backs away slowly*
[04/08 21:24] Matt Jordan: lol.....the scary thing is that the half bald guy is the one backing away here
[04/08 21:24] Rev. Mathew Walls: Hey, you're the one talking baout mysterious Janets with bulldog clips...
[04/08 21:25] Matt Jordan: just because your an atheist
[04/08 21:26] Rev. Mathew Walls: No I'm not. I believe in the simulation argument, remember?
[04/08 21:26] Matt Jordan: and you think the idea of janet is strange?
[04/08 21:27] Rev. Mathew Walls: Well, you haven't actually explained the idea...
[04/08 21:30] Matt Jordan: There is a god....her name is janet...she is the god of all things great and bulldog clips
[04/08 21:30] Rev. Mathew Walls: Hmm. OK. Is there any more to it, or is that it?
[04/08 21:32] Matt Jordan: she likes bulldog clips
[04/08 21:32] Matt Jordan: ask me a question and ill answer it
[04/08 21:33] Rev. Mathew Walls: What's Her position on free will?
[04/08 21:35] Matt Jordan: thats not her area...her jurisdiction is only all things great and bulldog clips
[04/08 21:35] Rev. Mathew Walls: Free will's not great?
[04/08 21:36] Matt Jordan: Not according to her
[04/08 21:36] Rev. Mathew Walls: I don't like her.
[04/08 21:40] Matt Jordan: she made you come to that conclusion
[04/08 21:40] Rev. Mathew Walls: But it wasn't a great conclusion. Nor was it a bulldog clip...
[04/08 21:42] Rev. Mathew Walls: :-D
[04/08 21:42] Rev. Mathew Walls: Mis-emoticon.
[04/08 21:43] Matt Jordan: she believes that destiny and fiercely controlled will are great things and are therefore in her jurisdiction which means you coming to the conclusion of not liking her is a direct result of her controlling your will
[04/08 21:44] Rev. Mathew Walls: Ah, right. But free-will's not so great? I don't ike Her consistancy.
[04/08 21:46] Matt Jordan: how is that not consistant?
[04/08 21:47] Rev. Mathew Walls: Well, it's like saying that rolling 1-3 on a dice is an event worthy of note, however rolling 4-6 is not, despite the fact that both have equal liklihood and consequences.
[04/08 21:48] Matt Jordan: well not really...see her position as a god letys her know which of the 2 is true...and just say rolling 4-6 is what really happens whereas 1-3  is just the dream of some philosopher then she is likely to believe what she knows happens and hence believe it to be a great thing
[04/08 21:49] Rev. Mathew Walls: The concept can still be a great thing, whether it's fact or fiction.
[04/08 21:50] Matt Jordan: but if she knows that it doesnt exist then shes not likely to think it a great thing
[04/08 21:51] Rev. Mathew Walls: I know that magic doesn't exist. I still think it's a great thing.
[04/08 21:51] Matt Jordan: it depends what magic your talking about
[04/08 21:52] Rev. Mathew Walls: Fireballs, flying, teleportation, immortality, etc.
[04/08 21:53] Matt Jordan: you cant persecute janet for her beliefs anyway
[04/08 21:53] Rev. Mathew Walls: I'll persecute anyone I damn well please. :-P
[04/08 21:53] Matt Jordan: not janet
[04/08 21:54] Rev. Mathew Walls: Even Janet.
[04/08 21:55] Matt Jordan: janet will exact revenge...you dont want to anger the janet
[04/08 21:55] Rev. Mathew Walls: I'll take my chances.
[04/08 21:56] Matt Jordan: I dont think angering the god who may control your fate and is also the god of bulldog clips
[04/08 21:57] Matt Jordan: is a good idea
[04/08 21:57] Rev. Mathew Walls: Ah, but I don't believe she is. I believe that my "fate" (and I use that term loosely) is defined by the Program, the Matrix if you will. The thing the Creator(s) made that is the world and all it contains.
[04/08 21:58] Matt Jordan: you will see...i advise you to lock away the stationary
[04/08 21:58] Rev. Mathew Walls: Stationary is of no consequence.
[04/08 21:59] Matt Jordan: i dont know about that.....if she controls the bulldog clips i think she can sway others to join her
[04/08 21:59] Rev. Mathew Walls: Others? Who else is in this pantheon?
[04/08 22:01] Matt Jordan: others as in other items of stationary
[04/08 22:01] Rev. Mathew Walls: Ah, right. So she is the only god then, there is only Janet?
[04/08 22:01] Matt Jordan: That is unclear
[04/08 22:02] Matt Jordan: all that is known is that janet is the god of all things great and bulldog clips
[04/08 22:02] Rev. Mathew Walls: And how has She made Herself known?
[04/08 22:03] Matt Jordan: In the scripts it mentions her and her role many times
[04/08 22:03] Rev. Mathew Walls: Scripts?
[04/08 22:04] Matt Jordan: yes scripts
[04/08 22:04] Rev. Mathew Walls: What are these scripts and where can I get a copy?
[04/08 22:07] Rev. Mathew Walls: Not much to them, is there?
[04/08 22:07] Matt Jordan: Thats why so much is unclear
[04/08 22:08] Rev. Mathew Walls: And what is the source of these scripts?
[04/08 22:09] Matt Jordan: they were retrieved from a commodore computer eons upon eons ago
[04/08 22:10] Rev. Mathew Walls: Computers haven't been around for eons.
[04/08 22:11] Matt Jordan: stop trying to dismantle the church
[04/08 22:11] Rev. Mathew Walls: No.
[04/08 22:12] Matt Jordan: its not worth it...many have tried before you
[04/08 22:12] Rev. Mathew Walls: How many?
[04/08 22:13] Matt Jordan: 47
[04/08 22:13] Rev. Mathew Walls: That's not that many.
[04/08 22:13] Matt Jordan: it is so
[04/08 22:15] Rev. Mathew Walls: Most religions have millions of opponents.
[04/08 22:17] Matt Jordan: im sure they do.....see because janet controls the will of people and bulldog  clips she has managed to prevent alot of the naysayers from saying nay
[04/08 22:18] Rev. Mathew Walls: Why not all?
[04/08 22:18] Matt Jordan: some events are necesary for the continuation of humanity