(One) Mathew wisps: Heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by a cop.
(One) Mathew wisps: The cop asks "Do you know how fast you were going?"
(One) Mathew wisps: Heisenberg replies "No, but i know exactly where i am!"
(One) Aleksandyr wisps: ba dum PSH.
(One) Oliphant wisps: geeky jokes...
(One) Seirou wisps: ha.... ha.... ha....
(One) Seirou wisps: Still, it was kind of amusing.
(One) Paradox wisps: I dont get it
(One) Mathew wisps: I thought it was pretty funny. Which is why I repeated it here. :-)
(One) Seirou wisps: Well, it was a new one to me. ;)
(One) Maelin wisps: I liked it :)
(One) Maelin wisps: Here's one!
(One) Maelin wisps: One day an engineer dies, and up he goes to the Pearly Gates.
(One) Maelin wisps: However, it's Saint Peter's day off and the Work Experience kid is there checking off names.
(One) Maelin wisps: The engineer gives his name and the kid is looking through the list but he's hopeless and can't find the engineer there.
(One) Maelin wisps: The engineer says, "But... don't you have a rule that all engineers must be allowed into heaven?"
(One) Maelin wisps: The kid says, "Well, yeah... but your name isn't on the list!" The engineer frowns. "So what do I do?"
(One) Maelin wisps: THe kid says, "Um... well... when someone's name isn't on the lift we have to say that they must be destined to go down below... the lift is over there..."
(One) Maelin wisps: So the engineer wanders over and takes the lift down to hell.
(One) Maelin wisps: A few weeks later, God's red telephone rings and he answers it. "Sup, G." says a gravelly, sophisticated voice. "Good morning, Lucifer," replies God, "How are things?"
(One) Maelin wisps: "Oh, fine, fine," replies the Devil. "How's everything upstairs?" God says, "Oh, good." At that moment a low hum starts up at the Devil's end. "What's that noise?" asks God.
(One) Keef wisps: whats the punchline?
(One) Maelin wisps: "Oh, just the new air conditioning turning itself on." says the Devil. "Air conditioning!?" gasps God. There's a brief hiss and a pop. "What was that?" asks the Almighty. "The new pneumatic mail service we installed." replies the Devil.
(One) Ilik wisps: Hoi, Papa I saw you stealing six Royals from Sayad's pants and I think Carrot's after you.
(One) Maelin wisps: "You've got an engineer down there, haven't you!" God cries in an accusatory tone. "Of course not." replies the Devil. "Yes you do! Admit it!" God demands.
(One) Maelin wisps: "Well, if you must know," says the Devil smoothly, "we have got one. He's been doing marvellous things."
(One) Maelin wisps: "You know that's against the rules!" exclaims God, outraged. "Hey," says the Devil, "it's your people's fault. We didn't coerce him down here, he came down because you guys stuffed up. It's not our fault."
(One) Maelin wisps: God slams his fist on the table. "I demand you return him right away! All engineers belong in Heaven!"
(One) Maelin wisps: "Uh-uh." says the Devil. "He's far too useful down here. We're hanging on to him."
(One) Maelin wisps: "I demand that you return that engineer to Heaven right away!" God demands.
(One) Maelin wisps: "Nope," replies Satan. "If you don't, I may be forced to sue!" God threatens.
(One) Orithia wisps: Why's the ferry running back and forth in AM really fast? The one on the west side.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Oh, here we go.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: All that build-up for a lawyer joke.
(One) Maelin wisps: The Devil falls off his chair laughing. As he wipes tears from his eyes, he says, "Yeah, right, and just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
(One) Emrys wisps: heh
(One) Mathew wisps that he agrees with Aikanaro. Dissapointing.
(One) Tique wisps that she  wisps:(
(One) Maelin wisps: Bah.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: That could have all been compressed down to three lines, and it would have been equally amusing.
(One) Mathew wisps: And why do engineers automatically get into heaven?
(One) Tique wisps: They're obviously not the engineers I know ;)
(One) Maelin wisps: To stop Hell being made comfortable, clearly.
(One) Mathew wisps: What if they engineered machines of torture, specifically for use on babies?
(One) Keef wisps: htalker history
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I was expecting a resolution like 'The engineer doesn't want to leave. He's got so much to do here. He says he's never been so happy'.
(One) Aleksandyr wisps that he agrees
(One) Tasum wisps: how much is a royal worth?
(One) Afer wisps: 100 dolars
(One) Aikanaro wisps: One hundred dollars.
(One) Tasum wisps: wow great
(One) Marquis wisps: $100 (peer preasure)
(One) Seirou wisps: MY royals are worth $150!
(One) Emrys wisps: ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS<insert evil cackle>
(One) Seirou wisps: (this is due to them being entirely the products of my imagination)
(One) Mathew wisps: 10,000 pence.
(One) Maelin wisps: Well... I could tell my Conductor joke?
(One) Tux wisps: please do maelin
(One) Mathew wisps: Your conductor joke was good. :-)
(One) Francesco wisps: WARNING! Mad alchemist bugs on the loose! I attach a silver buckle to a leather strip, and I get a belt... with a huge steel buckle! I've been robbed!
(One) Maelin wisps: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have been asked to tell a story! Please turn your talker to bold red for maximum enjoyment.
(One) Afer wisps: Bodl red is way to annoying...
(One) Francesco wisps: AArgh the bold red burns my eyes!
(One) Maelin wisps: The world's greatest orchestral conductor is conducting his nightly performance in front of a huge crowd.
(One) Maelin wisps: As he's doing so, he makes a very small mistake. The orchestra doesn't notice it, because they've got the whole thing down to memory, and the audience doesn't notice it, because frankly, they haven't got a clue what he's actually doing even at the best of times.
(One) Maelin wisps: But he does notice it. And after much deliberation he decides that maybe it's time to retire from the industry.
(One) Maelin wisps: So at the end of his next performance, as the crowd is cheering and applauding and throwing roses and panties and such on the stage, he taps his little stick thingy on the podium to hush the masses, and says, "Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, but that was my last ever performance."
(One) Maelin wisps: "I am retiring from the musical industry."
(One) Maelin wisps: He is met with a wave of boos and jeers, and the roses and panties become rotting fruit and paper airplanes with "u suck" written on them. He trudges into the wings with his head hanging in shame.
(One) Tique wisps: ...so he dies and goes to heaven, where he's met by a rookie gatekeeper.
(One) Francesco wisps that he grins.
(One) Tique wisps: ...who says HAHA you're a lawyer!
(One) Tique wisps: and they all lived happily ever after.
(One) Maelin wisps: As he is slowly walking out of the building, his path is blocked by his short, fat manager and his manager's two burly bodyguards.
(One) Maelin wisps: His manager says, "Oh no you don't, Sonny Jim. You're far too profitable to retire!"
(One) Maelin wisps: And he ends up having to continue to perform concerts despite his wish to the contrary.
(One) Tique wisps: hahaha!
(One) Maelin wisps: One night, he gets so fed up with the affair that he says to himself, "Enough is enough! I refuse to work like this."
(One) Mathew wisps: That wasn't the punchline yet, Tique. ;-P
(One) Tique wisps: oh :(
(One) Maelin wisps: Later that night, as he climbs into bed with his hot sexy wife, he murmurs to her, "Darling, could you get me a small handgun?"
(One) Tique wisps: Oh, here comes the heaven/lawyer bit
(One) Maelin wisps: "Of course, dear," she replies, and turns over and goes to sleep.
(One) Maelin wisps: He tucks the handgun into his waistcoat pocket just before his next performance. At the end of the evening's entertainment, the audience is cheering and applauding, throwing roses and panties and such, and he taps his little stick on the podium to hush them.
(One) Maelin wisps: "Thank you, ladies and gentlemen," he says, "but that was my last performance. I'm retiring from music again, and this time I mean it."
(One) Maelin wisps: At that moment, the tuba player stands up in the orchestra, and cries, "You can't be serious!" whereupon the man whips around, pulls the handgun from his pocket and empties the clip into the tuba player's chest and abdomen.
(One) Maelin wisps: Pandemonium breaks out and he stands there on the stage for a short while until the police arrive and arrest him.
(One) Maelin wisps: Eventually his trial comes up and he is taken from custody to the courtroom.
(One) Francesco wisps: Lawyer bit! Woo!
(One) Sined wisps: ...... it's another lawyer joke
(One) Maelin wisps: After all the proceedings and such, the judge eventually asks him, "How do you plead to one count of first degree murder?"
(One) Mathew wisps: It's not a lawyer joke.
(One) Seirou wisps: Oh, well. Time for home.
(One) Maelin wisps: He thinks for a moment. "Guilty, your honour." he responds. "Are you aware that the penalty for murder in this crappy state is death by electrocution?" the judge asks.
(One) Tique wisps: don't worry, seirou, he'll still be telling it when you log on again
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Oops.
(One) Maelin wisps: He thinks a bit more, but eventually decides that even death would be better than this horrible life. "Yes, your honour." he responds.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Alas, poor Turnipphish. I knew them not at all.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Wait, he chooses death because he made one mistake in his music?
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Woo, extreme.
(One) Maelin wisps: So he is taken to prison and awaits his last days. Eventually the day rolls around and the guards arrive at his cell. "It's time." they say.
(One) Maelin wisps: They take him to the execution building and sit him down in the chair. "You have one last request," one of the guards says, "so what would you like?"
(One) Maelin wisps: He ponders for a moment. "A silver platter," he declares, "with a dozen bananas." The guards look at each other, and one of them wanders out to find such a thing.
(One) Maelin wisps: After a brief while our hero's bananas are found and he eats them one by one. Eventually he says, "I am finished," and the guards take the platter away.
(One) Maelin wisps: Then they strap him into the chair, connect all the electrodes and nipple clamps and things, leave the room and throw the switch.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Where it hits a guard in the forehead.
(One) Sined wisps: Teaching on Brown Islands :)
(One) Lanfear wisps: Teaching on Brown Islands :)
(One) Maelin wisps: He jerks around for a minute until the switch it off, but when they enter he looks groggily up at them, dazed but alive. After he recovers, they say, "Well, you survived the electric chair, so we have to let you go."
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Not Teaching on Brown Islands :)
(One) Tique wisps: BAD CONDUCTOR! HAHAHA!
(One) Maelin wisps: "Beauty," he replies, and they release him and he starts to leave.
(One) Lanfear wisps: Huh? Somebody survived the chair?
(One) Aikanaro wisps that he sighs.
(One) Maelin wisps: As he is on his way out, his short, fat manager blocks the doorway with his two humongous gorilla-like bodyguards.
(One) Maelin wisps: "Oh, no you don't, buckaroo. Back to work for you on Monday, I fancy!" cries his manager.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: His manager wants to employ him after he shot the tuba player?
(One) Maelin wisps: Once more he is forced to continue performing despite having supposedly retired twice. After a while, he decides he's had enough.
(One) Lanfear wisps: Was that the punchline?
(One) Aikanaro wisps that he cries from the back of the room 'Get on with it!'
(One) Lanfear wisps: I know what this is... it's going to end with a bad pun.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Yeah, Tique already said it.
(One) Francesco wisps: Is this is joke or a contemporary saga?
(One) Afer wisps: Maelin never gets to the punchline Lanfear ;)
(One) Oliphant wisps: Get on with it!
(One) Maelin wisps: "That's it," he says to himself, "no more of this crap." That night, as he climbs into bed with his hot sexy wife, he says, "Darling, could you get me a hand grenade?"
(One) Lanfear wisps: I'm jist gonna ignore him.. I hate puns :P
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Oh sweet Jesus, it's not the end.
(One) Lanfear wisps: JUST!!!
(One) Maelin wisps: "Certainly, dear," she replies, and turns over and goes to sleep.
(One) Tique wisps: He's to get to the T-72 tank yet
(One) Lanfear wisps: And then what happens, Tigue?
(One) Afer wisps: What an understanding wife ;)
(One) Lanfear wisps: Give us the punchline :)
(One) Maelin wisps: He attends his next performance with the hand grenade tucked in his underpants.
(One) Tique wisps: (via the M16, Bazooka, C4, Bradley Fighting Vehicle, and ATC)
(One) Lanfear wisps: Ok, got that part..
(One) Aleksandyr wisps: "Is that a hand grenade in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
(One) Tique wisps: BOOM BOOM
(One) Maelin wisps: At the end of the performance, the audience is applauding and cheering, throwing panties and roses, and he taps his little stick on the podium for sme hush.
(One) Lanfear wisps that she makes notes.
(One) Tique wisps: was it a stick grenade?
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I met a man who said he hadn't had a bite in three days, so I threw holy water over him and drove a stake through his heart.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: It was then that I'd realised there had been a misunderstanding.
(One) haol wisps: What kind of car is a 'stake'?
(One) Aikanaro wisps: No idea, but it's pretty rare.
(One) Maelin wisps: "Yes, thank you, but that was the last one. I'm retiring from this godforsaken industry." he announces, then pulls out the grenade, removes the pin with his hand and not his teeth, and hurls it into the audience. It explodes, killing twenty-one people.
(One) Tique wisps that she  wisps:(
(One) Lanfear wisps: I know the punchline!
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Woah, all that damage just from the pin.
(One) Afer wisps: Shhh! Have some respect and let Maelin continue with the Never ending story ;)
(One) Maelin wisps: Chaos erupts and the police arrive rather quickly this time, arresting him and taking him away.
(One) Lanfear wisps: But it sucks :P
(One) Tique wisps: Yeah, he has to keep it going until Seirou gets back online
(One) Francesco wisps: But it's so painful!
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I warn you, Maelin. If it does end with the 'bad conductor' line, God will strike you down.
(One) Maelin wisps: The day of his trial arrives and he is taken to the courtroom. The judge looks down at him, scratching his head through the big uncomfortable wig. "Didn't I sentence you to death a few months ago?" he asks. The guy shrugs.
(One) Aleksandyr wisps: forget god, *I* will personally smack Maelin upside the head
(One) Aleksandyr wisps: (and then promptly die. But the point will be made!)
(One) Maelin wisps: "Right. Well. How do you plead to twenty-one counts of first-degree murder?"
(One) Maelin wisps: The guy says, "Guilty to all counts, your honour. Electrocute me, and do it properly this time." So he is taken back to his cell to await his last days.
(One) Tique wisps that she can't wait to hear what his last meal is
(One) Grymloq wisps: ah i get it... it is all a fiendish plan to get a free meal!
(One) Tique wisps that she thinks Maelin will surprise us and say it's POISONED
(One) Grymloq wisps: whoeve said there is no such thing as a free lunch
(One) haol wisps: You've probably paid for it through tax though :S
(One) Aleksandyr wisps: he paid for the hand grenade, no?
(One) Maelin wisps: The day before his execution, an electrician arrives and is taken to the execution block. He spends a few hours there, adjusting this and that, setting the chair to run three times the power through its occupant.
(One) Francesco wisps: Last Meal Tax?
(One) Grymloq wisps: his wife paid for the hadn grenade... and he is a 'musisican' and they never pay tax
(One) haol wisps: 'fund the jails't tax :)
(One) Maelin wisps: The next day the guards arrive at his cell and take him down to the execution wing. They sit him in the chair and say, "What would you like for your last request?"
(One) Mathew wisps: I love that. You get your last meal in the actual chair. ;-P
(One) Francesco wisps: with a little table!
(One) Maelin wisps: "A silver platter with two dozen bananas on it," he replies. They fetch it, made faster because they have the platter left over from last time, and bring it to him. He eats them one by one.
(One) haol wisps: Anyone remember the electrocution scene from 'the green mile'? ewwww
(One) Tique wisps: As they return to clean up, they find the chair empty! He's left a note! it says: "Can't handl this. Gone chopin, bach in a minuet."
(One) Francesco wisps: laughs at Tique.
(One) Francesco wisps: oops wrong alias!
(One) Maelin wisps: When he finally finishes, they take the platter away and strap him in. They plug in the dongles and suchery and leave the room then throw the switch.
(One) Tique wisps: ...whereupon it hits a guard again.
(One) Tique wisps that she is getting the hang of this
(One) Maelin wisps: This time it seems to have worked properly, but when one of the guards enters after the power is cut and tests his pulse, he finds a weak but steady heartbeat.
(One) Tique wisps: He picks it up and gives it back to its owner.
(One) Maelin wisps: Eventually the guy wakes up and the guards say, "Well, you survived the chair again, we have to let you go."
(One) Tique wisps that she is sorely tempted to shout the punchline again.
(One) Maelin wisps: So they let him out and he's just about to leave the building when, lo and behold, his path is blocked by his fat little manager with his two burly bodyguards.
(One) Lanfear wisps: He's a bad conductor!
(One) Francesco wisps: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(One) Francesco wisps: it never ends!
(One) Maelin wisps: "Not so fast, my little snookums! Back to work!" cries the manager.
(One) Tique wisps: see? M16 next, then some C4, then a mortar, then a bazooka
(One) Taint wisps: is ther eeven a band left?
(One) Marquis wisps: there's two of them, and neither ever ends..
(One) Tique wisps: ....then a bradley, ATC, and a T-72!
(One) Afer wisps: This isn't a joke, it's a bloody novel
(One) Taint wisps: or an orcastra rather
(One) Maelin wisps: The guy has to return to work once again, despite his third announcement of his last ever concert, in a legacy to rival even John Farnham.
(One) Maelin wisps: One night, everything comes to a head. "No more!" he yells at the cold, unfeeling night sky after a particularly well-received concert. "No more will I suffer this! NO MORE!"
(One) Taint wisps: imagin the replys applicants for those 21 positions got when they asked how the openings came up
(One) Tique wisps: A bolt of lightning strikes down from above!
(One) Tique wisps: however, it missed him - he's a bad conductor.
(One) Aleksandyr wisps: no no, the 21 kills were audience members.
(One) Maelin wisps: That night as he is climbing into bed with his hot sexy wife, he says, "Darling, could you get me a rocket launcher?"
(One) Taint wisps: blast
(One) Aleksandyr wisps: he's about to
(One) Tique wisps: w00t
(One) Tasum wisps: yeah try to keep up :-)
(One) Maelin wisps: "Anything you want, dear," she replies, and turns over and goes to sleep.
(One) Tique wisps: we're skipping the mortar and M16
(One) Aikanaro wisps: No more! No more!
(One) Aikanaro wisps that he yells at the night sky.
(One) Francesco wisps: I am so close to turning off my talker!
(One) Tasum wisps: surely his wife would have left him by now?
(One) Lanfear wisps: I'm cold :(
(One) Lanfear wisps: Maybe I should put clothes on.
(One) Tique wisps: ...but you're a warrior?
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Where is his wife getting these weapons?
(One) Aleksandyr wisps: walmart
(One) Tique wisps: ..and what's a conductor (albeit a bad one) doing with a rocket launcher?
(One) Taint wisps: military surplus store
(One) Lanfear wisps: I hate summer.. there is nothing good on TV.
(One) Maelin wisps: He ambles on stage at the start of his next performance with a big grin on his face and a launcher on his shoulder. He doesn't even wait for the orchestra to look up. "GODDAMN YOU ALL, YOU BASTARDS" he screams in sudden hellish fury, and fires all of the rockets, one after the other, in to the orchestra, killing all 139 members.
(One) Grymloq wisps: the local sports store... the story is based in the USA
(One) Francesco wisps: And why are people still going to his concerts???
(One) Emrys wisps: man i hate persue
(One) Tique wisps: that's a BIG orchestra :\
(One) Lanfear wisps: I'll go to Blockbusters I think... any recommendations for good movies?
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I'm surprised he can find any musicians to conduct to.
(One) Tique wisps: Mr Holland's Opus.
(One) Aleksandyr wisps: Lanfear: name a genre?
(One) Maelin wisps: Complete panic emerges and this time the army arrives to take him away.
(One) haol wisps: ummmmmm Brotherhood of the Wolf
(One) Afer wisps: The judge had a wig, it's not based in the US, Grymlog ;)
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I enjoyed Collateral, if you haven't already seen that.
(One) Grymloq wisps: oh fine... but grmloq with a Q
(One) Lanfear wisps: Ooh, I watch anything barring silly thrillers.
(One) Aleksandyr wisps: right, judges in the US have toupees
(One) Keef wisps: werlll... mebbe it was a judge with no hair
(One) Velociraptor wisps: Where else do they have electric chair?
(One) Aleksandyr wisps: Texas
(One) haol wisps: It's a joke, don't get into it too much :)
(One) Maelin wisps: Eventually the day of his trial arrives and he is escorted, in manacles this time, to the courtroom.
(One) Velociraptor wisps that he believes Texas to be in the US
(One) Maelin wisps: The judge stares down at him and he stares right back up.
(One) Tique wisps that she would prefer if he was in monocles
(One) Aleksandyr wisps that he having visited Texas, he's pretty sure it's not.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Manacles? Why? He's going to plead guilty again...
(One) Maelin wisps: "You're suppposed to be dead!" exclaims the judge eventually.
(One) Tique wisps: that way the stare would be funnier
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I mean, they killed him twice already. How likely is it that he's going to resist?
(One) Maelin wisps: He just shrugs. "Right," says the judge, regaining his composure, "How do you plead to one hundred, thirty nine counts of murder in the first degree?"
(One) Lanfear wisps: But they can't kill him, noooooooooo.
(One) Lanfear wisps: Coz he is a bad conductor!
(One) haol wisps: He could probably turn on TV's by looking at them.
(One) Velociraptor wisps: Guillotine him!
(One) Maelin wisps: "Guilty to all counts!" yells the guy, "I killed them all!" As he is carried out, he shouts over his shoulder, "The bastards deserved it!"
(One) Tique wisps: He's obviously working on his Einstein hairdo
(One) Maelin wisps: He is taken back to the maximum security wing and waits out his last days in his cell.
(One) Afer wisps that he asks for permission to scream in caps.
(One) Tique wisps: (more bananas?)
(One) Taint wisps: its a shame hanging is no longer legal in ireland
(One) Taint wisps: just to end that joke im sure anyone would be happy to perform the exsecution
(One) Taint wisps: just to end that joke im sure anyone would be happy to perform the exsecution
(One) Maelin wisps: During his time in the cell, the public is informed by the media that there will be a planned brief power outage for five minutes in a few days.
(One) Penguin wisps: I prefer to lick taint
(One) Afer wisps that he screams wisps: I hate you Maelin! Why did I listen to this for an hour!?
(One) Grymloq wisps: why how would it help? Maelin lives in Australia.... :-p
(One) Proeliator wisps: arr
(One) Maelin wisps: Meanwhile, technicians are working on the execution chair, setting it up to reroute the entire city's power grid through the occupant of the chair.
(One) Tique wisps: BANANAS
(One) Tubby wisps: PINEAPPLE!
(One) Tique wisps: cut to the bananas!
(One) Francesco wisps: Someone put a contract on Maelin and have him hunted down! This must stop!
(One) Francesco wisps: Someone put a contract on Maelin and have him hunted down! This must stop!
(One) Maelin wisps: Eventually the work is finished and the guards arrive at his cell. "It's time." they say, and he shuffles in his chains to the execution chamber.
(One) Taint wisps: a shocking developement
(One) Keef wisps: tomato!
(One) Mathew wisps: Tique, stop getting ahead of him. It just makes it seem slower. ;-P
(One) Tique wisps: er, mathew...
(One) Maelin wisps: They sit him in the chair and say, "You've one last request. What would you like?"
(One) Maelin wisps: "A silver platter," he begins,
(One) Glade wisps: pie.
(One) Tasum wisps: whats the in game time anyone please
(One) Taint wisps: its not often someone gets 3 last requests
(One) Grymloq wisps: yes we have no bananas, we have no bananas today!
(One) Maelin wisps: "With three dozen bananas on it?" they finish, producing the very thing already prepared.
(One) Velociraptor wisps: The time is 3:24am
(One) Tasum wisps: thankyou
(One) Maelin wisps: He nods, and he eats the bananas, one at a time.
(One) Tique wisps: woo! bananas!
(One) Maelin wisps: After the better part of an hour he is finally finished.
(One) Aleksandyr wisps: I never thought I'd see real-life MST3K on the talker
(One) Maelin wisps: So they take the platter from him, strap him into the chair, connect all the electrodes.
(One) Tasum wisps: i feel like we're building up to a big climax here
(One) Maelin wisps: Then they leave the room, lock the door, evacuate the building and throw the switch by remote control from some two kilometres away.
(One) Mathew wisps: You should learn not to trust such feelings, Tasum. ;-P
(One) Velociraptor wisps: Then blow up the building
(One) Maelin wisps: The entire building explodes.
(One) Velociraptor wisps that he beams
(One) Francesco wisps: This is going to end with scientific evidence for the anti-electrocution properties of bananas...
(One) Afer wisps: Since everyone already knows the punchline, Is it time to ask a creator to gag Maelin? ;)
(One) Aikanaro wisps: And it can talk, too!
(One) Mathew wisps: But he's so close to the end, Afer. ;-)
(One) Maelin wisps: After the dust has cleared, they begin searching through the rubble, looking for his ruined body. It's found and taken to the city morgue for preparation.
(One) haol wisps: I want it to keep going :)
(One) Tubby wisps that he punches Afer.
(One) Tubby wisps: QUIET YOU!
(One) Maelin wisps: His funeral day arrives. However, as the pallbearers are carrying his coffin down the aisle, people faint as he opens the lid and sits up, alive!
(One) Aikanaro wisps: JUST DIE YOU MORON
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Oops. Ahem.
(One) Maelin wisps: He is immediately rushed to a press conference. One reporter stands up and says, "Sir, you've survived three counts on the electric chair. What do you have to say for yourself?"
(One) Maelin wisps: He just shrugs. "I've tried telling people before," he says,
(One) Maelin wisps: "I'm just a bad conductor."
(One) Maelin wisps: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, but that was my last joke of the evening. I am retiring from the humour industry!