(Thieves) Sethie wisps that he wanders in for a quickie
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: sethiiiieeeeee
(Thieves) Sethie wisps: lenoreeeeee!
(Thieves) Dweezz wisps: morning feeeefs
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: so drunk
(Thieves) Sethie wisps: morning Dweezz
(Thieves) Tabatha wisps: greetings
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: what's better is my mom came too
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: we even had to pull over so she could throw up
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: and my foot is bleeding
(Thieves) Sethie wisps: ouch. what did you do
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: idk i wore sandles
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: probably jamed it against a table
(Thieves) Sethie wisps: damn.
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: don't even fail it
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: feel
(Thieves) Doofulus wisps: Is ANYONE sober in the thieve's guild? Not that being slobbering drunk is a BAD thing...
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: shhhhhh
(Thieves) Dweezz wisps: I am, I'm hardly drunk at 9 am
(Thieves) Luffy wisps that she is frickin drunk
(Thieves) Doofulus wisps: I can't parse that sentence. Do you mean you are fickin WHILE drunk? Or just really drunk... ;)
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: yes
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: with girls!
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: woooo
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: lesssbianism
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: the best ism!
(Thieves) WasDrogan wisps: hmmm im sober... and all the girls are drunk.... something seems wrong here
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: Your pants. They are on. That is what's wrong.
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: yeah yeah!
(Thieves) Doofulus wisps: There IS something wrong here. I got a couple oc free drinks while I was playing some music earlier, but they have entirely worn off. I'm going to dig up a bottle and join the party.
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: teeheehee I'm fumbling things in the game but looking on my floor IRL
(Thieves) WasDrogan wisps: yes it is true i am wearing pants... and they are staying on its too cold
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: i know right!
(Thieves) Sethie wisps: hang on. lesbisns on thieves without me...
(Thieves) WasDrogan wisps: yep
(Thieves) WasDrogan wisps: drunk lesbians
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: god this achievement is taking forgeeeever
(Thieves) Sethie wisps: what the frog happened to this world
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: oh I was only a lesbian for a few hours now I am straight kay?
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: damn..
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: www LANORE you can change my mind
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: that's right!
(Thieves) Sethie wisps: part time lesbians. can't beat it
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: You can beat me!
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: nice
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: I know abuse is hot
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: yay got the achievement
(Thieves) Sethie wisps that he spanks Lanore
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: woo
(Thieves) Doofulus wisps: There is a 'beat luffy' achievement? O_o
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: wtf where is my spanking?
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: nah i was scrachin bums
spank luffy
You spank Luffy Starlight.
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: better!
(Thieves) Sethie wisps that he drools
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: there's a guy on my couch
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: god we were dancing so hard tonight
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: horizontally?
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: against a dance cage
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: hot
(Thieves) WasDrogan wisps: luffy is apparantly a horny drunk it seems
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: lol
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: the thing is..he's like best friends with my brother
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: so what if I am?
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: so it'd be awkward if i just tore off his pants right?
(Thieves) Sticky wisps: So you'll know all the dirt there is to know about each other soonish, that's not too bad
(Thieves) WasDrogan wisps: oh i dont think theres anything wrong with it, just noting for future refernce
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: consequences smoncequences! LIVE IN THE NOW
(Thieves) Sethie wisps: rude not too
(Thieves) Sethie wisps: get with the pantie ripping
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: god i sooo know what you mean
(Thieves) WasDrogan wisps: most guys dont complain about having their pants torn off by a woman
(Thieves) Sticky wisps: He must be getting limp by now
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: he's not super gorgeous but dude
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: i can't
(Thieves) WasDrogan wisps: sux2bu
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: i knoooow
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: ok I know how to fix it.
(Thieves) Sethie wisps: you don't look at the fire place when stoking the fire
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: there's a fireplace down there too
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: drink more and then.. drink more.. until you do what I say
(Thieves) Sethie wisps: i think that is the right approach luffy
(Thieves) WasDrogan wisps: this could only be more amusing if someone turned on a webcam
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: oooooooooh fireplace??
(Thieves) Sticky wisps: When given the possibility in life: Should or shouldn't I grab his crotch' Always go for the first
(Thieves) Sticky wisps: Can't go wrong
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: he was mackin on this other chick but we've known eachother for so long
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: nah i can't touch it
(Thieves) Doofulus wisps: I wouldn't think that would be a good absolute rule. For instance, what if you are visitng the seniro citizen home, or the pope?
(Thieves) Sticky wisps: In that case, might as well just let him sleep, .. no use in waking someone u[p just to cocktease 'm
(Thieves) Doofulus wisps: Er, senior citizen
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: cock tease is its own reason!
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: and if we did it'd be so awkward in the morning
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: because he's like almost in the brother zone
(Thieves) Dweezz wisps: it would be hard to tear the popes pants down, he doesn't wear any :p
(Thieves) Sticky wisps that he mutters under his breath about #$^#$^#%@ b!@$!@!@$ches
(Thieves) Lanore wisps that she is content just watchin adult swim
(Thieves) Sticky wisps: Woah! You do need a ride pretty badlty if you're even considering huim dont you.... asl?
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: he's a brother you can have sex with!
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: but he's not related
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: but..
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: he's just really close to the family
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: ok I should have worded it less pervy
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: i'll just have to enjoy the drunk moments when we get down
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: the POINT IS, go make a soap opera of your life. Right now!
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: dude mom tipped the gogo dancers, did shots, danced
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: ..like..RIGHT now?
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: yes, jump him. do it! Do it!
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: god i cannnn't
(Thieves) Sticky wisps: Wimp!
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: i am!
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: i so want to but i can't
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: "you've tested two for nymphomaaaania
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: <3 family guy
(Thieves) Sticky wisps: Write a note and safetypin it to his chest, wanted to make love to you but you weren't here' then go to bed and get woken up by his tongue between your legs, .. you'll see
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: if only...iffff only
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: god my toe is really hurtin
(Thieves) Sticky wisps: You know, I hear sex with nearly family is really good for that
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: lol!
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: lawls
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: "dude..dude..my toe is bleeding, let's do it to make it better"
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: but what ISN'T that good for?! lol
(Thieves) Sticky wisps: Take it from me, for us, any excuse is a good one
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: why's there an alias in sticky's refer?
(Thieves) Sticky wisps: Ooh, in that case,... forget it lanore, luffy,... asl?
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: 14/f/cali
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: bwaaaahaha
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: nah nah
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: lol oh chatroom thingies wow!
(Thieves) Sticky wisps: DAMN, Fail/Success/Fail, .. that's a 1 out of 3, .. sorry girl, call me in 6 years :p
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: i'm not 14
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: asl does NOT mean anal sex... L
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: it doesn't?
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: um does it?
(Thieves) WasDrogan wisps: no
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: ...damn
(Thieves) Sticky wisps: Only on a good night
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: good night for WHO?
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: que?
(Thieves) WasDrogan wisps: everyone involved
(Thieves) Sticky wisps: Both parties I imagine (or 3, 4, ....
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: there's an ap for everything on the damn iphone
(Thieves) Sticky wisps: What wasdrogan said, .. consenting adults and all that
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: nope it's not a good time for the girl!
(Thieves) WasDrogan wisps: depends on the girl
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: girls with butts
(Thieves) Lanore wisps that she shows luffy a great time
(Thieves) Sticky wisps: Depends on the girl (and i suppose guy) indeed
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: nipples!
(Thieves) Sticky wisps: both giver and receiver compatibility issues, state of mind, evening, ....
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: niblets damn it
(Thieves) Sticky wisps that he gets his mind from the gutter
(Thieves) Lanore wisps that she gives her mind a swirly in the gutter
(Thieves) Sticky wisps that he goes to check urban dictionary again
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: no no that is so not a good time for us
(Thieves) WasDrogan wisps: i know a couple women who would disagree
(Thieves) Lanore wisps that she raises hand
(Thieves) Sticky wisps: If you ask me, getting a rimjob feels good right? and after boinking for 15 min, some girls do like to add a leetle pain into it (or something) and do ask to take it further behind
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: pffff!
(Thieves) Malcontent wisps: We can say rimjob on here?
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: dude...did sticky just ignore me?
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: I like pain too!! Slap my tits and spank me don't go to my bum damn it
(Thieves) Sticky wisps: But hey, .. i don't like a finger up my arse either, and apparently loads of guys do
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: the f
(Thieves) Sticky wisps: Totally ignoring you lanore
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: ouch...
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: mean
(Thieves) Lanore wisps that she is hurt
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: lol what did you do Lanore??
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: idk!
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: lufffy..my toe huuurts
(Thieves) Sticky wisps: You know what is good for that?
(Thieves) Luffy wisps that she sucks on Lanore's toe.
(Thieves) Lanore wisps that she preens
(Thieves) Arwyn wisps that she eyes.
(Thieves) Sticky wisps that he turns roleplaying off
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: Hi Arwyn!
(Thieves) Arwyn wisps: Hello.
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: are we in trouble?
(Thieves) Arwyn wisps: I dunno. SHOULD YOU BE?!?!
(Thieves) WasDrogan wisps: no they shouldnt
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: yes
(Thieves) WasDrogan wisps: this is entertainment of the highest level
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: lol um I don't remember exactly what I said
(Thieves) WasDrogan wisps: thats ok luffy ill mail you the log tomorrow
(Thieves) Lanore wisps that she wants a copy
(Thieves) Luffy wisps that she can read back!
(Thieves) WasDrogan wisps: ahhh but it has more impact when you have sobered up
(Thieves) Pit wisps that he reads back. Some of you should be in trouble, yes.
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: hooray!
(Thieves) Luffy wisps: no horray! sorry!
(Thieves) WasDrogan wisps: and its not me for a change!
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: sex in the ear= pure to eyes of the lord? whaaaat
(Thieves) Lanore wisps: family guy is messin me up
(Thieves) Myndes wisps: 'lo thieves, and cutpurses too, even!
(Thieves) Luffy wisps that she wonders if that has a fancy name