Maelin wisps: There once was an odd chap called Ded / Whose name was certainly not Ted / He wasn't call Jim, / Bob, Mick, John, or Tim, / And he also was not known as Ned 
Drakkos wisps: There once was a lad called Maelin, who couldn't comprehend a thing, he would whine 'till he was sick, 'bout each limmerick, until we hung him from the electric lights with a spear through his eyes.
Denbe wisps: There once was a wonderful wizard
Denbe wisps: Who got a fierce pain in his gizzard
Denbe wisps: So, he drank wind and snow, at fifty below
Denbe wisps: And farted a forty mile blizzard.
Denbe wisps: I have stunned you all into silence :) *poses*
Ded wisps: A charming creator name Denbe, went off to play football at Wembley. As she ran on the pitch, she fell in a ditch, which really wasn't that friendly!
Maelin wisps: I must be hated by all / My name is carved up on the wall / with the words 'Hate and Mug' / No one gives me a hug / Or a smile or a wave at the mall. :(
Nevvyn wisps: There once was a player called Chug, who never reported a bug, he'd abuse what he found, never making a ssound, ************************** Best last line wins a prize!
Ded wisps: And expired whilst eating a slug!
Chugabolt wisps: Hey! Ive reported the sum of two, yes two, bug reports..
Denbe wisps: There once was a foxhonud named Tubby, who was getting remarkably chubby, he was too fat for hunting, so retired to Bunting, where he studded 10 litters of puppies.
Ded wisps: The discworld is always quite buggy, and obviously we all blame Tubby. He told us by fax, that we should blame Warrax, 'cos it seems that things aren't as they should be.