(Two) Maelin wisps: So Mum gets home just as I'm wandering into the kitchen to start dinner. 
(Two) Tubby wisps: and she's like: GET IN DA KITCHEN AND MAEK ME TEH PIEz! 
(Two) Maelin wisps: She walks in behind me, looking through the mail, as I open the freezer. 
(Two) Tubby wisps: and you clock her with the door! 
(Two) Maelin wisps: "So you're not coming tonight," she says, as I take a frozen lasagne from the freezer and close the door behind me. 
(Two) Tubby wisps: And you're liek "WERD! IMA GOIN ON DA STREETZ WID MAH THUGZ!" 
(Two) Maelin wisps: "No," I reply, carrying the lasagne in front of her to the bench. 
(Two) Tubby wisps: And you hide your crack money in it. 
(Two) Maelin wisps: She sifts through the mail and glances up at me as I tear the little cardboard strip off the side of the box. 
(Two) Tubby wisps: And she says "OH HELL NO!" 
(Two) Tubby wisps: "UH-UH! NOT IN MAH HIZHOUSE, BOI" 
(Two) Tubby wisps: And she slaps you up.
(Two) Maelin wisps: She reads my name on one of the letters as I slide the plastic tray out of the box, and she reads the name of my school on the back and looks up at me. "Oh," I say, holding the lasagne in my hand and glancing at the letter she holds. 
(Two) Gnash wisps that he waits for the impending doom of a bad report card. 
(Two) Tubby wisps: And you both dual with the lasagne and mail! 
(Two) Maelin wisps: "What are you having for dinner?" she asks as I start walking towards the oven, her eyes on the lasagne in my hands. 
(Two) Maelin wisps: I stop and look back at her. She looks at me. 
(Two) Tubby wisps: Please dont say you pash... 
(Two) Tubby wisps: because thats what its sounding like, one of them crappy make-out novels... 
(Two) Maelin wisps: "Sandwiches," I say. She looks at the lasagne in my hands again and then her eyes move back to the mail. 
(Two) Gnash wisps: This is a great story. *listens, engrossed* 
(Two) Maelin wisps: The End. 
(Two) Tubby wisps: Liked his version better :D 
(Two) Tubby wisps: his version being my version.