Maelin wisps: Hey, DB?
Dogbolter wisps: Yo, Maezza?
Maelin wisps: I have to ask you something, DB.
Lanfear wisps: Then ask! We all wanna hear.
Alwin wisps: We do?
Dogbolter wisps: I am, indeed, all ears!
TGGM wisps: We do.
Maelin wisps: It's important, DB.
PaRANoia wisps: Is this about marraige?!
Lanfear wisps: Well no, but it's fun to pretend.
Maelin wisps: Paranoia, I hate you.
Maelin wisps: I really do :P
Sugendran wisps: Lend me your ears, DB!
Dogbolter wisps: Serious issues don't scare me!
Alwin wisps: Aah, okay. Pretending is good.
PaRANoia wisps: Wow, this is the perfect foundation for a marriage!
Maelin wisps: There I was building up all that expectation and atmosphere and you go and screw the whole damn thing.
Aikanaro wisps: Not now, but wait until Maelin gives you the ring.
Maelin wisps: Go sing Jet Boy Jet Grill or something, Para.
TGGM wisps: So what was the question, Maelin?
Maelin wisps: It's too late now. Paranoia ruined the whole thing :(
Polleke wisps: yay paranoia :)
PaRANoia wisps: JT BY JT GRL!
Maelin wisps: Shut up.
Dogbolter wisps: Are you done, then?
Chez wisps: not on this channel please, I've justy got it out of my head!
Maelin wisps: Yes.
HaLoJ wisps: what was the question? I wasn't paying attention
Dogbolter wisps: You were going to ask me to marry you, but didn't because Paranoia guessed?
PaRANoia wisps: grl i cnt gt u out of my hed ur luv is all i cn thnk abt
Maelin wisps: Yes :(
Twiggy wisps: Damn, Dogbolter, and you promised to be mine forever (or an afternoon).
Maelin wisps: You won't be able to get my shoe out of your head if you don't shut up, Para.
Polleke wisps: can dogbolter still reply though ? that should be funny ;)
Aikanaro wisps: I think most people guessed the way Maelin was heading. It was quite obvious.
Maelin wisps: Of course it was obvious, Aikanaro, but people weren't supposed to just come out and blurt it out.
Dogbolter wisps: Sorry, Maelin, I'm taken. I'm already married, and my spare time is taken up with a mistress. (HELLO TWIGGY!)
Terano wisps: How many mistresses do you have Db? :)
Maelin wisps: Is Twiggy married?
Dogbolter wisps: Enough. :-P
HaLoJ wisps that he is dogbolter's mistress too )
Dogbolter wisps: Your dreams don't count, Haloj.
Anavrin wisps: only enough to keep him in cheep hooch :)
PaRANoia wisps: To shrike Maelin:P
HaLoJ wisps that he baaaa's ;) like a sheep ;)
Maelin wisps: Does Shrike have a mistress?
Dogbolter wisps: Shrike won't marry you.
Twiggy wisps: *waggles her eyebrows at DB*
Twiggy wisps: That's true... Maelin, I don't think you're his type.
Maelin wisps: Hmmm.
Maelin wisps: What about Ceres, is he married?
Dogbolter wisps: No, but neither is he brain dead.
TGGM wisps: Don't worry Maelin, I'll marry you!
Dogbolter wisps: Well, yes, he is married, actually.
Maelin wisps: Oh gods.
PaRANoia wisps: To belle!:P
Lanfear wisps: (to Belle)
TGGM wisps: No, just me, none of those other buggers, Mae!
PaRANoia wisps: Jinx!
Maelin wisps: Don't worry, TGGM, I'm not that desperate yet. There's always Paranoia.
Dogbolter wisps: Maelin, are you feeling lonely, and sad and alone, and pathetic?
Maelin wisps: Always.
Maelin wisps: Yes except for the pathetic part.
TGGM wisps that he never feels lonely, sad, alone or pathetic!
Twiggy wisps that she feels Dogbolter.
Sugendran wisps that he reaches out and touches someone
Maelin wisps: Twiggy, would you be my mistress too?
Twiggy wisps: No.
Twiggy wisps: But thanks for the offer.
Maelin wisps: Why not? :(
Sugendran wisps: Standards?
Dogbolter wisps: She won't date prepubescent kids.
Maelin wisps: I'm not prepubescent. :(
TGGM wisps: Marry me, Maelin! I have no standards!
Twiggy wisps: Look, kindly TGGM wants you, I recommend him highly.
Maelin wisps: Oh sure, TGGM, that makes me feel so much better.
TGGM wisps: I do my best.
Maelin wisps: Why won't you be my mistressm Twiggy?
Twiggy wisps: *giggle* Good for you, TGGM :)
Twiggy wisps: I'm washing my hair, Maelin.
Maelin wisps: Can I do it?
Twiggy wisps: No.
Twiggy wisps: But, you know, thanks all the same :)
Maelin wisps: If Dogbolter were involved in a tragic and fatal accident involving a shotgun, two hard-boiled eggs and a whoopie cushion, would you be my mistress?
TGGM wisps that he sobs.
TGGM wisps: Not even Maelin wants to marry me. :-(
Twiggy wisps: No. Whether or not I'd be your mistress is irrespective of Dogbolter (although he does take up rather a lot of a woman's spare time).
Dogbolter wisps: Hello girls!
Maelin wisps: So how do you fit DB in around the hair-washing schedule?
Dogbolter wisps that he licks his eyebrows.
Dogbolter wisps: I wash her hair for her.
Aikanaro wisps: You can lick your own eyebrows?
Aikanaro wisps that he boggles.
Maelin wisps: *sighs*
Maelin wisps: Ok TGGM.
Maelin wisps: I will marry you.
TGGM wisps: WooHoo!
Maelin wisps that he glares at Twiggy.
TGGM wisps that he dances around the room.
Dogbolter wisps: I bet he's chaged his mind. You can;t keep people waiting.
TGGM wisps: Now all we need to do is wait for Caviar to log on so we can have a proper wedding!
Maelin wisps: Once I kept my Italian teacher waiting on an assignment for three months!
Twiggy wisps: Congratulations to the beautiful new couple :)
Dogbolter wisps: Who's gonna be the priest?
Twiggy wisps: Hey, DB and I could run the ceremony...
TGGM wisps: Caviar of course, Dogbolter.
Maelin wisps: But you rejected me, Twiggy.
Cyzaki wisps: surely you'll marry in the chapel in AM?
Twiggy wisps: That doesn't mean I can't be your friend and/or celebrant!
Polleke wisps: as a priest I'd rather have nothing to do with the wedding of a false God to a killing machine :)
TGGM wisps: Well, I s'pose that would be OK, Twiggy. You're not High Priest of cheese, but it would still be in the sight (and site) of The Great God Mathew...
Aikanaro wisps: I suggest the wedding pagoda in Bes Pelargic.
Sugendran wisps: I woudn't get married in the name of dairy products..
Twiggy wisps: And so what if I put my hand on DB's knee during the ceremony.
Maelin wisps: So you think you can just say "Sorry, I don't want to be your mistress, but I'd love to be the celebrant at your wedding!"
TGGM wisps: But that doesn't exist, Aikanaro.
Twiggy wisps: Why yes, I do.
Twiggy wisps: In fact, I did!
Maelin wisps: Oh. Ok then.
Maelin wisps: Jolly good.
Aikanaro wisps: It's still a nice place, even if it doesn't exist.
Pthag wisps: Denial of the existance of CWC is Sandelfonian doctrine, not TGGmist, surely?
TGGM wisps: Hooray! Where shall we have the ceremony, Maelin?
Aikanaro wisps: With cherry blossoms and so forth.
TGGM wisps: No, Pthag. We had it first, the evil High Priest of Sandelfon used a time machine to steal it from us!
Maelin wisps: I've always wanted to be married in the broken objects room.
Pthag wisps: The void is a much better place.
Aikanaro wisps: "You may push the button".
TGGM wisps: How about the temple of Mathew! Conveniently located at 12 Park Lane!
Maelin wisps: I'd rather not remember the happiest day of my life as being inside an edifice devoted to one of the institutions I dislike most.
TGGM wisps: Well, OK where do you want to have the wedding then?
Dogbolter wisps: You don;'t think that may have bearing on the rest of your life together? Like, during sex and such, when you are expected to call out Oh My TGGM!
Maelin wisps: No, why?
TGGM wisps: Well, I'll let you think about it. AFK!
Sugendran wisps: Or: "What in the name of cheese is that?"
Maelin wisps: Anyway, I will be calling out "Oh my Twiggy" and so forth.
Dogbolter wisps: So, when's this taking place, then?
Maelin wisps: When TGGM gets back and we decide on a location
Maelin wisps: Where do you think would be a nice place for a wedding, DB?
TGGM wisps that he is baaaack!
SafePenguin wisps that she hides
Pthag wisps: In the middle of the Circle Sea.
PaRANoia wisps that he  front!
Serenity wisps: well that's handy :)
TGGM wisps: Hello? Maelin, hast thou deserted me?
Maelin wisps: No such luck.
TGGM wisps: Well, where shall we have the wedding?
Maelin wisps: I'm asking where other people would recommend.
TGGM wisps: Noone cares about us. :-(
Tubby wisps: ah well.
Tubby wisps: here, have an apple
TGGM wisps: I'm a wizard! I don't eat apples!
Tubby wisps: here, have a bullet
TGGM wisps: Well, not unless they're covered in toffee.
Azdai wisps: hehehe
Twiggy wisps: It's been dipped in three kinds of cheese!
Fingertip wisps: Except when they are in a swine, no?
Tubby wisps: mmmmmm...cheese coated bullets.
TGGM wisps: Well, if there's cheese invovled it must be good!
Maelin wisps: Hey Twiggy?
TGGM wisps: Just pick a spot quick, Maelin, before I fall asleep!
Dogbolter wisps: Come on you two! Tere's a crowd waiting!
Maelin wisps: I don't want to feel rushed into anything.
TGGM wisps: Fine! I'll pick a spot!
TGGM wisps: How's the Drum sound?
Maelin wisps: DB, would we be able to be married in the broken objects room?
Dogbolter wisps: No.
Maelin wisps: Pweeeeeeease?
Dogbolter wisps: No.
Maelin wisps: Pwetty pwease?
Dogbolter wisps: No.
TGGM wisps: Oh give up Mae.
Maelin wisps: TGGM will give you a piece of cheese?
TGGM wisps: Just meet me inside the Drum.
Dogbolter wisps: You get married in an ingame room.
Maelin wisps: I dun wanna get married in the Drum!
Dogbolter Artois exclaims to you: Ditch him!
Azdai wisps: aww poor Maelin..
You tell Dogbolter Artois wisps: Couldn't I marry him first? I'm looking forward to this wedding...
Dogbolter Artois exclaims to you: Sure!
TGGM wisps: Poor Maelin? What about me? I just want to get married before the next ice age...
Azdai wisps: And poor TGGM..
Dungeon wisps: I just want Yalpf to buy me an engagement ring...
Maelin wisps: But a winter wonderland wedding would be beautiful!
Azdai wisps: Yust marry in the temple of the small gods ;)
Dogbolter wisps: You may have to get married in Slice, as you're already in the same family.
TGGM wisps: I'll give you winter wonderland!
TGGM wisps: Not any more, Dogbolter.
HaLoJ wisps: is slice like the Norfolk of the Mudd then?
Maelin wisps: No we aren't, Dogbolter.
Dogbolter wisps: Oh, no!
Dogbolter wisps: (why not?)
TGGM wisps: Maelin got sick of newbies thinking he was friendly because of his name.
Maelin wisps: I changed families when... I... got... married...
Dogbolter wisps: So, let's get this thing rolling, with a PK brawl! I';ll supply firecrackers.
PaRANoia wisps: You can get married at 5pm instead of me TggM!:D
Dogbolter wisps: Maelin....you're already married to Cherri.
TGGM wisps: But I wanna get married now!
Maelin wisps: Whoops.
Tubby wisps: I have many a firecracker to, I shall help DB.
TGGM wisps: Well, will someone marry me?
PaRANoia wisps: I cancelled my wedding with skye, she'd rather go see Olivia newton johN!:P
Maelin wisps: I'lll do it tomorrow, TGGM.
Kana wisps: Ask Db if he will marry you?
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HaLoJ wisped that he blames dogbolter
Tubby wisped that he blames Warrax.
Kana wisps: Some people will do anything to avoid a marriage proposal.
Maelin wisps: It wasn't -my- fault, that's for sure.
Tubby wisps that he laughs.
TGGM wisps: The whole MUD is against me getting married. :-(
Dungeon wisps: TGGM, marry me?
TGGM wisps: OK Dungeon!
Dungeon wisps: Can you get to CWC?
TGGM wisps: No, it doesn't exist.
Dungeon wisps: Ohhh...
Dungeon wisps: Does that mean I don't exist?
TGGM wisps: No, you're just delusional.
Dungeon wisps: Meet me on the brown islands?
TGGM wisps: They don't exist either.
Tubby wisps: TGGM, Maelin. Why dont you two get married on the way down the tower of art?
Dungeon wisps: Err, how are we ment to be getting married then? :p
TGGM wisps that he will just have to go another day without getting married.
Tubby wisps: I dooooooooooooooo*cruncH* til death do you part....oh
TGGM wisps that he sadly waves goodnight to everyone.
Dungeon wisps: Nightynight darling...