Logged by Maelin
Jhn wisps: I heart Warrax has seventeen different alts registered as hemi-demi-semi-sub-editors for the Green Slab. He funnels money 
from TGS into their accounts, via a locked safety deposit box in the gloomy forest, into his own account.
Jeremiah wisps that he gasps jhn
ChahdzI wisps: really
ChahdzI wisps: so it is true!
Leeda wisps: jHn.. are YOU an alt of Warrax?
Leeda wisps: you seem to know so much. . . .
Fraze wisps: cash? did i miss something?
Maelin wisps: Jhn, can I have some money?
Jhn wisps: This is because I am an expert on everything. Check my refer.
Maya wisps: No, jhn is part of the Jhnurious Gestalt. *beams*
Warrax wisps: I happen to know that Jhn received quite a large sum of money from his UU colleagues recently, somewhat of a "going away" present (They're trying to bribe him to go away). He'd be happy to give you some.
Jeremiah wisps: Fraze is sooo old he must have lots of money.
Fraze wisps: i have 31 silver coins. i guess i must be *rich*
Jhn wisps: I spent it all on deep fried lard down at Harga's...
Jhn wisps: Full of healthy goodness!
Jeremiah wisps: THat'll do for a start
Maelin wisps: What, all of it?
Maelin wisps: Oh.
Maelin wisps: Warrax, can I have some money?
Warrax wisps: I only have 5 pence. :(
Warrax wisps: Newspapers are expensive to run, you know.
DaSe wisps: Maelin you have enough i have nothing
Jeremiah wisps: and another 5p and another and another......
Jhn wisps: I heard fraze has so much money in his pockets he has to hire two men to hold his trousers up!
Jeremiah wisps: You have 500 royals worth of 5ps I heard!
Leeda wisps: Warrax, jhn spends all his money buying blackbirds... so he can bake a blackbirds inna pie.
Fraze wisps: i wear trousers?
Jhn wisps: You only need four-and-twenty at a time..
Maya wisps: *sighs* Fraze, take your medication. PLEASE.
Leeda wisps: yes.. but you bake hundreds you pigdog
Warrax wisps: Is he a capitalist pigdog, or just a general sort of one?
Jhn wisps: Actually, I never bake my own food. A woman's place is in the kitchen, and I wouldn't dream of usurping it.
Fraze wisps: ahh you mean this thing on my head
Maya wisps: *cooks jhn a lovely arsenic and cyanide pie*
Jeremiah wisps: You are such an emacipationist Jhn!
Titic wisps: anyone in the t-shop just now?
DaSe wisps: Anyone wanna group?
Maelin wisps: Leeda, can I have some money?
Leeda wisps: NO.
Maya wisps: Here you go! I put in extra rat poison, just for you!
Jeremiah wisps: Women are free to explore their potential in the kitchen unmolested.
Maelin wisps: Please?
Nevvyn wisps: Leeeeeda, can I have another snog?
Leeda wisps: Maelin, I will give you moolah if you snog NEvvyn
Jhn wisps: Indeed. I support women's rights to clean as well as cook.
Maelin wisps: Fantastic!
You snog It's Nevvyn PieEater.
You snog It's Nevvyn PieEater sweetly.
You snog It's Nevvyn PieEater with lots of slobber.
You snog It's Nevvyn PieEater like a dying slug.
Maya wisps: And I will sell tickets!
You snog It's Nevvyn PieEater with a mouthful of fur.
Maelin wisps: Ok I snogged him five times
Jeremiah wisps: Are they free to walk around in swimsuits if they want?
Leeda wisps: do it again ;p I wanna see this ;p
Maelin wisps: Are you watching now?
Nevvyn wisps: Which is five more than necessary.
Maelin wisps: Leeda? Watching?
Someone sniggers at someone.
Leeda wisps: yes i am standing beside you ;p
Maelin wisps: Ah
Someone says wisps: I'm here too.
Cannot find "sweetly", no match.
Cannot find "nevvyn", no match.
Cannot find "nevvyn sweetly", no match.
Someone beams at someone.
Maelin wisps: Argh he went invis :P
Warrax wisps: No money for you!
Maelin wisps that he snogs It's Nevvyn PieEater sweetly.
Maelin wisps that he snogs It's Nevvyn PieEater with lots of slobber.
Maelin wisps that he snogs It's Nevvyn PieEater like a dying slug.
Jeremiah wisps that he goes "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
Maelin wisps that he snogs It's Nevvyn PieEater tenderly.
Maelin wisps that he snogs It's Nevvyn PieEater with a mouthful of fur. [1] 
Latazum NicMhothtan laughs hysterically at someone.
Maya wisps: *continues filming*
Nevvyn wisps: Oh, it's just not the same...
Maelin wisps: [1] Nevvyn's fur, not Maelin's.
Maelin wisps: Actually, I've decided I don't want any cash, but thanks for the thought.. I'll be leaving now while my playerfile is still intact.
[See below for explanation, if required]
Someone snickers at Latazum NicMhothtan.
=-> It's Nevvyn PieEater dissappears as if by magic.. (Okay not ACTUAL magic but it's close) <-=
Wal growls menacingly.
Maelin wisps: Aaaargh!
Maelin wisps: You sod :P
Someone's cuddly panda snuffles cutely.
Wal says wisps: Grrrr Leeda Grrr.
Maelin wisps: You evil bugger :P
Fraze wisps: ahh.. just when is was about to give you 100 royals. what a pity
Wal wags his tail.
Someone says wisps: HI WAL
Someone asks wisps: HOW ARE YOU?
Maya wisps: *snickers*
finger wal
No one going by the name of wal has ever visited Discworld.
Ailec d'Anarchist cackles at someone.
Someone touches Wal HI HIHIHI.
Wal scratches himself with a back leg.
You notice Lucifer Morningstar nearby.
Lucifer Morningstar says wisps: Fine. But I'd be better if I could hump your leg. Oblige me!)wal
Wal stops following Lucifer Morningstar.
Lucifer Morningstar coughs.
Wal exclaims wisps: Fine. But I'd be better if I could hump your leg. Oblige me!
Nevvyn wisps: Trust No-one.
Maelin wisps: Good gods, it's a creator convention.
Lucifer Morningstar says wisps: Come Wal, we've been rumbled.
Lucifer Morningstar steps through a previously unnoticed dimensional rift. Once through, the rift disappears.
Wal walks away after Luci.
Foolish wisps: Wot?
Jhn wisps: What about me? Can I trust me?
Leeda wisps: bYE
Latazum NicMhothtan gives someone a big wet smooch on the lips.
Warrax wisps: Jhn is not to be trusted, Jhn.
Jhn wisps: Hmm. Why not?
Maya wisps: He knows too much.
Warrax wisps: He's a bit of a shifty character.
Maelin wisps: I still want that money
Jhn wisps: Hmm. Yes. Yes, I see it all, now...
Jhn wisps that he peers suspiciously at himself.
Jhn wisps: So whom can I trust?
SirRobin wisps: we all need a hitch hikers guide to the galaxy! 

[Explanation]
OK, if you're still wondering what that was about, one of our lovely cre's (who 
would never force someone to do something against their will!) forced- erm, 
asked Maelin's character to say that. :-)