(Apex) Echo wisps: Did combat just break? :(
(Apex) Eldric wisps: yes, after much consideration, the Cre-folk have decided to go for strictly role-playing, and have eliminated all Combat from the game
(Apex) Nayeli wisps: it's true, you heard it here first.
(Apex) Eldric wisps: as a result, the only weapons now available, are your piercing wit.....which is currently in playtest
(Apex) Ibblek wisps: Hurrah!
(Apex) Qaniq wisps: oh no. when wit is outlawed, only outlaws will have wit!
(Apex) Fraze wisps: downgrape Maya
(Apex) Porthos wisps that she snickers
(Apex) Eldric wisps: and so.....it begins.....
(Apex) Nayeli wisps: instead of xp, you will now receive little heart stickers and smiley faces. for the over-achieving mud geek there are carebear hug commands to reach for.
(Apex) Porthos wisps: sadly, many people around here are unarmed
(Apex) Qaniq wisps: can I get a gold star Nayeli?
(Apex) Eldric wisps: ah, Porthos has found the weakness in the new MUD regime
(Apex) Nayeli wisps: the only way to advance will be to help newbies.
(Apex) Porthos wisps that she nods sagely
(Apex) Eldric wisps: nonono, Gold stars are for N3ts3x0ring favors.
(Apex) Qaniq wisps: Ahem, gold star please.
(Apex) Delta wisps: That was help, and not kill, right Nayeli?
(Apex) Eldric wisps: you get a purple smiley......
(Apex) Nayeli wisps: yeah, help. while acting perky and cheerful
(Apex) Porthos wisps that she erases k newbie and replaces it with help newbie
(Apex) Qaniq wisps: perky and cheerful? oh gods, you do want to torture us.
(Apex) Delta wisps: Darn... I don't think I'll be able to advance then ;)
(Apex) Nayeli wisps that she cackles.
(Apex) Eldric wisps: oh, speaking of which....they're now planning on replacing all armour with giant teddybear/stuffed animal costumes, and all weaponry will now be turned into giant flowers (with shields being morphed into giant heartshaped boxes of chocolates).
(Apex) Eldric wisps that he grins evilly.
(Apex) Ibblek wisps: Mm, crafts.botany :)
(Apex) Nayeli wisps: yeah - and we're changing all warrior npc's to teletubbies.
(Apex) Porthos wisps: tinky winky!
(Apex) Heqet wisps: Yay!
(Apex) Eldric wisps: just stay away from the purple one....it seems a bit...Odde.
(Apex) ManiacalRage wisps: At least you're not changing warrior players! : )
(Apex) Eldric wisps that he  wisps:D
(Apex) Eldric wisps: doesn't help matters either that it'll have an eyepatch and speak with a toothless lisp
(Apex) Porthos wisps: no, they're turning me into a carebear...fluff-a-lot bear to be precise
(Apex) Ibblek wisps: Guild coders already to that, Eldric
(Apex) Nayeli wisps: oh no - we're renaming the warriors guild to the guild of cheerleaders and honour guard girls.
(Apex) Porthos wisps: Yay! Goooo Team!
(Apex) Porthos wisps that she does something quite acrobatic
(Apex) ManiacalRage wisps that he cries.
(Apex) Nayeli wisps: team spirit - i like that! have a lolly. :)
(Apex) Porthos wisps: woo hoo!
(Apex) Eldric wisps: PH34R D4 C0d3Rs
(Apex) Porthos wisps that she wonders when Eldric went all l337
(Apex) Eldric wisps: oh, and from now on, if you break a law in AM, Fluffy Adminral Carrot Top will show up and
waggle his finger at you and tell you that you're naughty
(Apex) Ibblek wisps: he's been secretly l44t
(Apex) Eldric wisps: LI3Z!
(Apex) Nayeli wisps: on another note: my coke tastes just exactly like melted caramel. i think they got the receipe a bit wrong this time.
(Apex) Porthos wisps that she chuckles