[Noobee arrives on Discworld for the first time!]
[Noobee enters Discworld]
(newbie) Noobee wisps: lol rofl lol hi roflrofl!!!11
(newbie) Terano wisps: ROLFU
(newbie) Terano wisps: Welcome to discworld!
(newbie) Aesa wisps: Not a chat channel.. Terano. :P
(newbie) Noobee wisps: whta si dsicwrold rofl rofl???
(newbie) Terano wisps: Indeed not, it is a newbie channel!
(newbie) Terano wisps: But thanks for reminding me anyway, if I ever feel like it is 
not a newbie channel, you will be the first person I contact.
(newbie) Cherri wisps: Both of you should have a read of your vouchers, and get shiny 
new talker stick.
(newbie) Terano wisps: Thanks Cherri!
(newbie) Noobee wisps: cna i kil teh wombel rofl rofl, or lol is he touff? (rofl rofl 
lol)
(newbie) Noobee wisps: lol rofl ok dont tel me, rofl rofl. hwo do i get uot of hear 
rofl lol?
(newbie) Cherri wisps: Maybe you should try to speak with the womble instead of trying 
to kill her. (Or him, as it may be)
(newbie) Urz wisps: the only thing worse then a lamer is somone who pretends to be a 
lamer
(newbie) Noobee wisps: lol roflz @ urz!!11 k thx bye
(newbie) Noobee wisps: i trid to kil teh wombel an it goes what? rofl rofl wat do i 
do lol??
(newbie) Ariel wisps: noobee; i think you need to get some help
(newbie) MidGe wisps: mental help...
(newbie) Ariel wisps: exactly
(newbie) Noobee wisps: lol rofl, thtas wat this newbie comamnd is 4 rofl!!!1
(newbie) Terano wisps: Well, the newbie channel is for helping after all..
(newbie) Isix wisps: serious mental help
(newbie) Noobee wisps: wat is ponreing coz elomish pondred @ me lol
(newbie) Coffee wisps: off
(newbie) Aesa wisps: Do not read this Newbie chat.
(newbie) Coffee wisps: And how do you turn it off?
(newbie) Terano wisps: To turn off the newbie channel, you can do: earmuff newbie
(newbie) Noobee wisps: k thx rofl i thik this game is not 4 me rofl rofl bye!!!1
(newbie) Terano wisps: and then: earmuffs on
[Noobee leaves Discworld]
[Maelin enters Discworld -- needs no introduction]
Maelin enters the game.
Maelin wisps: Wow, that was surprisingly fun :)