(Two) Sokkard wisps: Hear ye! Hear ye! It's Dish-the-Dirt 
time!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Who wants to know the gossip?
(Two) Nebrin wisps: Yay!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: I am, as many of you will know, able to suspend belief. Let 
the story begin!
(Two) NardTheWitch wisps: mememememememem
(Two) Thirsha wisps: wooo!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: My tale begins on a recent evening last Ember when the CreatorSheep 
Appreciation Society were on their last mouthful of Guzzler's Gumption.
(Two) Sloth wisps: Sokkard got new intro lines?
(Two) TGGM wisps: Ah! Good! Something I _can_ understand!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Pay attention Stoker, this may be about you!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Well, I am told that Luxor and Necros were seen together 
in Harga's House of Ribs (finest chops, since 772) laughing with a used hamster.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: The former stole the underwear from the latter, and it all 
went downhill from there. Pretty soon even Soxy saw the funny side and the whole 
she-bang was fed pilchards by a passing albatross and then forced to become witches.
(Two) Stoker wisps that he suddenly wakes up.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Anyway, I'd better let you get back to your adventures. Please 
drop by again soon, and hear another story that's been completely fabricated.
NardTheWitch wisps that she uses a hamster.
(Two) Thirsha wisps: Why are they always forced to become 
witches? What are we, the wossname for the wossname?
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Oh, and while I think of it, NardTheWitch and Nebrin were 
to blame.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Vote for me in the Osrics or else!
(Two) Nebrin wisps that he dances.
(Two) Thirsha wisps: I did Sokkie, I did!
Sokkard wisps: I hear Zhang and PatrickOhm are a 
couple now.
(Two) leeDa wisps: Sokkard for most inane npc!
(Two) TGGM wisps: So did I Sokkard!
(Two) Thirsha wisps: No, talker addicted!
(Two) GlennRidge wisps: Most useless item? ;)
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Leeda for biggest hedgehog!
(Two) TGGM wisps: Sokkard - Best NPC. By far!
Two) Thirsha wisps: The chrysalis!
(Two) Twister wisps: nard?
(Two) Thirsha wisps: No, Lanfear's best NPC. ;)
(Two) leeDa wisps: I have the biggest pricks in town! yeah!
(Two) Lucifer wisps: !!!
(Two) Twister wisps: nard , most useless item :)
(Two) Lucifer wisps: Good job there was an s at the end, Leeda :-)
(Two) Lucifer wisps that he would have had to re-evaluate his gender identification 
otherwise.
Ilik wisps: Bah, I live with the biggest ones!
TGGM wisps: Biggest what's?
Lucifer wisps: NPC Mischannel!
CyGiC wisps: cohen
Footos wisps: Rats
CyGiC wisps: cohen want to fight
Footos wisps: feefs live with rats yeknow
Hurukan wisps: That wash a good death!
TGGM wisps: OK, I'm all for NPC's becoming more player-like, but mischats?
Ilik wisps: Rats??? I roll around nekkid in all that loverly money you lot give 
me!!!
CyGiC wisps: i hate cohen
Footos wisps: rofl
LeeDa wisps: nekkid hey?
CyGiC wisps: ilik come here and i will kill ya
Zeezee wisps: how can i get out of the Sto Lat dugeons?
Footos wisps: so what you're really saying.. you live nekkid with rats
Lucifer wisps: I hate CyGiC! But then that's just me.
Ilik wisps that he swims in a pool of players royals.
CyGiC wisps: lucifer *** * ***** ****** ***** * ****** **** his dad
Lather wisps: None of which are mine!
Hurukan wisps that he puts too much chlorine in Ilik's pool.
TGGM wisps: Yeah, I bet you're loving this money bug, eh Ilik!
> Thirsha wisps: So, what, you melt kings and queens and such after they die, 
and swim in them? Isn't that unsanitary?
Lucifer wisps: Strike three, Cygic :p
LeeDa wisps: cygic.. I am coming close to gagging you, cna you behave please
Nimble wisps: cna?
Nimble wisps: oooh.. can..
CyGiC wisps: whats this strike 3
Sloth wisps that he mixes bromine into ilik's pool as well.
Footos wisps: i wouldn't like to live nekkid with rats.. they nibble ye know
Lucifer wisps: Strike 3, you are out :p
Nimble wisps: I thought it was some kuel abbreviation 'cna'
Ilik wisps: When it comes to voting, just remember who can afford to bribe you!
Lather wisps: Ded!
Sloth wisps: wait, that will only work if the bromine was there first :(
TGGM wisps: So bribe me, Ilik you bastard!
Sloth wisps that he uses flourine instead.
Twister wisps: ilik you couldnt bribe your way out of a paper bag
Hurukan wisps that he pulls Sloth back a few hundred feet and chucks various chemicals 
at the pool until it turns into a beautifully pink bubbling pit of hot steamy 
death.
Ilik wisps: That's it! I'm telling Dogbolter, you're always picking on me!
Lather wisps: Fluorine?
Footos wisps: rofl
Footos wisps: Florette is a better NPC than you
CyGiC wisps: thats a wet paper bag
Thirsha wisps: What exactly is this pool made of? Melted dead people? ;)
Sokkard wisps: Don't listen to him, my stories are worth more than money!
Twister wisps that he offers sokkard a book deal
TGGM wisps: Unless you do bribe me Ilik, I'm voting for Sokkard, so let's see 
those bribes coming in!
Zeezee wisps: what happens if i use godmother?
TGGM wisps: You get taken to the drum, Zeezee.
Sloth wisps: well which ever element has the symbol of F.
Lather wisps: Fluorine!
Sloth wisps: isn't that what i said.
Sloth wisps: it's much more reactive than chlorine or bromine.
Twister wisps: aye , the world according to sokkard
Zeezee wisps: but what do I lose? (cash,XP,life,Equipment)
Lather wisps: Sodium in lithium!
CyGiC wisps: that pool needs a bit of urine in it
Ilik wisps: steal 10 royals from tggm
Ilik wisps: oops
TGGM wisps: I don't even have 10 royals!
Ilik wisps that he winks well not now  wisps:)
Opium wisps: I wonder how hard it is to filch something from ilik?
Nimble wisps: what happen !!
Sokkard wisps: I hope nard wins his case and ilik gets banished, then the osric 
is all mine!
TGGM wisps: Help! Ilik's terrorising me!
TGGM wisps: Too late Sokkard, Nard dropped the case.
Twister wisps: help, help, im being repressed
Sokkard wisps that he sobs
Ilik wisps that he Hahaha
TGGM wisps that he glares at Ilik.
> Twister wisps: ha ilik you bribed the jury didnt you
Clarence de Q'ta wisps: Shut up you two
Clarence de Q'ta wisps: I was here first, so bog off!
TGGM wisps: I s'pose _you_ want the Osric, Clarence?
Footos wisps: rofl
KATia wisps: oh, clarence has his teeth :-)
Thirsha wisps: Clarence? Oh yeah, I remember him. Harmless chap, really.
Clarence de Q'ta wisps: Nah, I stole a couple last year.
Footos wisps: Constable Detritus picks up a table and throws it. It narrowly misses 
you, but hits Clarence de Q'ta instead! > You notice Clarence de Q'ta nearby.
Clarence de Q'ta wisps that he mumbles about blasted table throwing trolls.
TGGM wisps that he laughs at Clarence.
Footos wisps: ;)
Ilik wisps that he drops his pants and moons Clarency
TGGM wisps: Anyone else want to join in? Tulip? Cohen?
Footos wisps: Clarency?
Aero wisps that he blinks
Aero wisps that he blinks
Zeezee wisps: i cant get godmother to work
Clarence de Q'ta wisps: Bog off you young whipper snipper!!!
Aero wisps that he blinks
Aero wisps that he blinks
Ilik wisps: Clarency.. its a cute girly nickname for him. Doesnt make him sound 
so macho does it?
Twister wisps: You prepare to crush Clarence de Q'ta with the Worm Sword.
TGGM wisps: Whipper snipper? Isn't that a lawn trimmer?
Footos wisps: Cohen is a lot better than all you thief npc's!
Clarence de Q'ta wisps: Its Mr Clarence to you.
Sloth wisps that he wonders who Clarency is.
Aero wisps: Listen you both suck :P
AlPha wisps: all your spam are belong to us
TGGM wisps: I love these NPC's!
Clarence de Q'ta wisps: You think that just cause you roll around with Dogbolter 
in custard that you can do anything  wisps:(
Ilik wisps: we love your purse TGGM.
Thirsha wisps: Why are the NPCs punctuating so badly? ;)
AlPha wisps: Dogbolter has made ANOTHER victim in his EVIL campain to give ALL 
npcs a TALKER!!!111
AlPha wisps: x0r
Thirsha wisps: Clarence has always had a talker. ;)
TGGM wisps: Ah, go to hell, Ilik!
TGGM wisps: If it wasn't for this "money bug" you'd be a lot poorer 
I reckon.
Ilik wisps: hullo!, thirsha, how, a,re you, today,>.
Footos wisps: omg..
Elwind wisps: why is Ilik on the talker? i thought he was an npc?
Elwind wisps: wotcher, btw
Clarence de Q'ta wisps: Npc??? bah, he is just a dumb noobie!
Thirsha wisps: NPCs are characters too!
TGGM wisps: He is, Elwind.
> Morkar wisps: I wouldn't expect the spanish inquisition to drop in right 
now. A couple of men in red robes burst into the room and shout wisps: 'Noone expects 
the spanish inquisition!'
AlPha wisps: Missus, missus, Dasquian is fooling around with me friend db's npc's!
Thirsha wisps: Although Ilik is starting to scare me. ;p
DasQuian wisps: It's not me :)
LeeDa wisps that she tries to Force Dasquian to say "it,s not, m,ee."
Morkar wisps that he gives dasquian 'the comfy chair'
Sokkard wisps: Good, someone must have killed those nasty feefs, horrible lot 
they are.
TGGM wisps that he laughs
TGGM wisps: I tried to scry Ilik, Sokkard, and he Aten't dead.
Thirsha wisps: Sokkie for talker addicted!
Sokkard wisps: And best npc!
AlPha wisps: Sokkard is not a valid argument to the soul command "cheer".
AlPha wisps: s0x0rpiraCY!!!!11
TGGM wisps: I say Sokkard for every award!
> AlPha wisps: > Sokkard cheers enthusiastically at you. > You woo sokkard.
AlPha wisps: gnah
Sokkard wisps: Soxy! bah, don't mention the name of that pretender, I am the one 
and only true socky one!!!
TGGM wisps that he laughs.
Thirsha wisps: Hey, why doesn't the witchy hated NPC have a talker? Discrimination! 
Discrimination!
TGGM wisps: What other NPC's have talkers? Cohen and Tulip I know about.
Hurukan wisps: You mean Nadow?
Thirsha wisps: Yes. ;)
LeeDa wisps: but what will Nadow have to say about from Lawks? :P
LeeDa wisps: WotcherDearieLAWKS!!!!
AlPha wisps that she drops a nadow.
Tulip wisps: Vote for me or I rip your arms off.
TGGM wisps: Hooray! Now, what about Cohen?
Footos wisps: Ilik Tanikalot arrives from the northwest.
Footos wisps: Steal my money you useless foo!
Tulip wisps: The toothless old git is dead.
Bleakfire wisps: damn i'm good
Yoleveen wisps: is there anyone near the smithy by warriors guild that can fix 
stuuf for me ?
Twister wisps: You call Clarence de Q'ta a &@&^!& @&!)#*@)$&% 
#&!(!)&#^$*@ bloody bastard!!
TGGM wisps: I love how friendly these NPC's are!
Bleakfire wisps: sorry first time on a talker
Clarence de Q'ta wisps: UGHx0r
Footos wisps: Ugh powah!
TGGM wisps: You wouldn't say that if he was alive, Tulip!
TGGM wisps that he grins.
Twister wisps: mommy clarence is swearing at me
Tulip wisps: kiss my donkey.
TGGM wisps: Hey, Tulip, Clarence is swearing!
Tulip wisps: Why not? All he can do these days is give you a good suck
AlPha wisps: bleh, kiss tulip donkey doesn't work
TGGM wisps that he kisses Mr. Tulip's donkey.