Ilik wisps: Bah, cheapskate assassins, Kara only had 74 
dollars
Kara wisps: bah
Jeremiah wisps: You're sooo mean ilik!
Ilik wisps: Go inhume someone, I need the money.
Kara wisps: Come to me dear and taste my ambush
Khajja wisps: Ilik, put a contract on yourself and I'm sure someone will oblige.
TGGM wisps that he laughs.
Ilik wisps that he laugh assassins couldn't ambush their way out of a paper bag
Stygian wisps: of course not... its impossible :P
Anavrin wisps: gramatically WRONG :P
Kara wisps: tsk tsk
Hagi wisps that she pats Lucifer on the head.
Ilik wisps: Bah, not my fault, dodgy cre coding!
Lucifer wisps: Not me, mate :-)
Anavrin wisps: yeah, that DB *tsks*
Lucifer wisps: I can get it right, someone else didn't :-)
Hagi wisps that she blames Lucifer anyway.
Sokkard wisps that he is the very model of a well spoken person - fear my education!
Kara wisps: Dammit... How the hell can you deposit money while Im fighting you!
Hagi wisps: Shut it Sokkard.
Sokkard wisps: Just because I'm a better story teller than you are.
TGGM wisps: A well educated village idiot?
Jeremiah wisps: You're the idiots idiot Sokkard! Read your own descruption!
TGGM wisps: He's got you there, Hagi.
Ilik wisps: The only edukation I needs is how to slit a throat and steal a purse 
or too
Kara wisps: You neatly fillet Ilik Tanikalot with your thief's dagger. ;Ilik Tanikalot 
deposits some money into his account.
TGGM wisps that he grins.
Ilik wisps: I told you you suck.
Denbe wisps: Turn that turnip into luncheon meat!
Kara wisps: And stop with that damn covert souling :p
(Two) Sokkard wisps: It's story time! Gather your 
friends, tell your love, attract a creator!
(Two) Jeremiah wisps: Hurrah!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Who wants to know the gossip?
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Watch and learn.
(Two) Jeremiah wisps: Me1
Ilik wisps: HAHA it was me!!! You cant see me.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: I am, as many of you will know, 
a street journalist, a diarist of life, a scribe of history, if you will. Let 
the story begin!
(Two) Evox wisps: We all want Sokkie!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: My tale begins on a DUCKY evening last Grune when the Slice 
Goat Tippers were on their daily visit to The Clinic.
Kara wisps: You just wait
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Pay attention StawBerry, this 
may be about you!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Well, I am told that Eclypse and Zeus were seen together 
in an accident with a tube of frog adhesive and a womble wearing flowers in their 
hair with full protective clothing.
Ilik wisps: Yeah, wait till you have more monies!!!
TGGM wisps: I wish I could remote soul you Ilik.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: The former kissed the latter, 
and it all went downhill from there. Pretty soon six naked gnomes appeared and 
the whole she-bang was fed pilchards by a passing albatross and then chased off 
to bed.
Someone goes wisps: "Phbttptblptt!" at you.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Anyway, I'd better let you get back 
to your adventures. Please drop by again soon, and hear another story that's been 
completely fabricated.
Someone drops his pants and moons you.
(Two) Jeremiah wisps: i bet its Warrax's fault
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Oh, and while I think of it, Evox and Jeremiah were to blame.
(Two) Evox wisps that he eeks
(Two) Anavrin wisps: aww, Sokkie never does me anymore *sulk*
(Two) Jeremiah wisps: i blame Hagi too
(Two) Lucifer wisps: Passing the buck, Eh Jeremiah?
Sokkard wisps: I hear Jeremiah and BFG are a couple 
now.
To the southeast, someone yells wisps: Quick! To win 5 Royals, be the first to 
shout the answer to fourteen times twelve!
(Two) Hagi wisps that she can neither confirm nor deny it.
Kara wisps: Stop running away you bugger
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Hagi had nothing to do with 
it - she's just a patsy.
(Two) Hagi wisps: Am not!
TGGM wisps that he raises his middle finger and gives 
Ilik the bird.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Are too! I hear you like voo 
doo too.
(Two) Anavrin wisps: hurray! hot Sokkie action :)
(Two) Hagi wisps: Do not!
(Two) Jeremiah wisps: SHe's just Warraxs floozy.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Are too times ten.
(Two) Evox wisps: Ever heard about a term called slander Sokkard? Maybe I should 
call in the guild of lawyers..?  wisps:)
Ilik wisps: Bah, even for an ass your hopeless! Nadow 
fights better than you
(Two) Hagi wisps: Are not times fifty!
Kara wisps: hrm
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Are too times infinity!
(Two) Sokkard wisps that he looks smug.
(Two) Chugabolt wisps that she holds up his Sokkard doll and puts another pin 
into the lower region..
(Two) Hagi wisps: Are not times infinity plus one!
Footos wisps: Nadow has better spelling than you 
Ilik. You uneducated thief scum ;)
Ilik wisps that he winks and she sews better.
(Two) TGGM wisps: Ooh, a masterstroke, Hagi.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Pfffft. You can't have infinity plus one. You're just desperate.
Kara wisps: hah!
(Two) Hagi wisps: Says he!
Kara wisps: You killed Ilik Tanikalot.
(Two) Jeremiah wisps that he educates Hagi about 
the number line
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Says me!
(Two) Chugabolt wisps: Desparate people, do desparate things..
Footos wisps: Owned =)
Clarence de Q'ta wisps: Good.
Lucretia wisps: I'll ask you not to be makin' references like that about Our Nadow, 
or you'll be meeting some of my vines dearie
Denbe wisps: nooo! Clarence!
TGGM wisps: Oh go to hell Clarence, we just got rid of Ilik, we don't need you!
Jeremiah wisps: Youre but a pale imitation Clarence
Sokkard wisps: Only me!
Clarence de Q'ta wisps: Little upstart deserved it.
Hagi wisps: Whatever happened to Daiette?
TGGM wisps: Yes, he did.
Glade wisps: oh dear Djewel's got Clarence.
Lucifer wisps: He wasn't *appreciated* by certain people :-)
Chugabolt wisps: Clarence is old.. he needs to try and get his rep back..
Stygian wisps: Give poor clarence a bank account
Denbe wisps: He's all washed up, it's about time he learned he's a small time 
theif
Jeremiah wisps: And give him more training and let him steal from ilik!
(Two) Hagi wisps: ¡Enrolle, enrolle! Es ese 
tiempo otra vez, se obtienen sentar cómodamente.
(Two) Hagi wisps: Soy, cuando muchos de ustedes sabrán, el mejor NPC, así 
que hay spam que debo producir. ¡Permita que el cuento comience!
(Two) Hagi wisps: Mi cuento comienza en un entibiar la mañana dura Grune, 
cuando el equipo de arrollar de col de Sto Helit estaba activado su visita semanal 
a las callistas.
(Two) TGGM wisps: Could you repeat that in English perhaps?
(Two) Lucifer wisps: You worry me, Hagi.
(Two) Jeremiah wisps that he eeks
(Two) Hagi wisps: ¡Preste atención Sokkard, esto puede estar acerca 
de usted!
(Two) Jeremiah wisps that he laughs
(Two) Hagi wisps: Bien, aparentemente TGGM y Lucifer se vieron junto en el baile 
de Plácido de Búfalo Pub el Macarena sin un cuidado en el mundo.
(Two) Lucifer wisps: Bah. Have to find a translator now.,
(Two) Hagi wisps: El anterior pateó el snot vivo fuera del postrero, y 
todo fue cuesta abajo de allí. Bastante pronto aún Presto se había 
callado y prestando atención y el total ella estallido se concedió 
mejor producción en el Osrics y entonces echados de la ciudad.
(Two) Hagi wisps: De todos modos, yo permitiría mejor que usted obtenga 
espalda a sus aventuras. Por favor gota por otra vez pronto, y oye otro cuento 
que se ha fabricado completamente.
(Two) Jeremiah wisps: Que blameo?
(Two) TGGM wisps: What's she saying about me!?
(Two) Hagi wisps: Ah, y mientras pienso en lo, Jeremiah y Ilik tenian la culpa.
(Two) Lucifer wisps: Hagi wisps: Well, apparently TGGM and Lucifer were seen together 
in the Placid dance of of Buffalo Pub the Macarena without a care in the world.
(Two) Evox wisps: SOunds like Hagi has translated Sokkies last story into spanish... 
wisps:)
(Two) Evox wisps: Am I right?
(Two) Glade wisps: strange english
(Two) Lucifer wisps: Hagi wisps: The previous one kicked snot alive outside the 
postrero, and everything was hill under there. Rather soon still Quick she had 
shut up myself and lending attention and the total it outbreak granted better 
production in the Osrics and then thrown of the city.
(Two) Evox wisps that he snickers
(Two) Lucifer wisps: Definitly bath time now.
(Two) TGGM wisps: Woohoo! I kicked the snot out of you Luci!
(Two) Hagi wisps that she beams at Sokkard.
Lucretia wisps: hey how come you can put a contract 
on clarence but not ilik?
Anavrin wisps: Because!
Hagi wisps: Ilik has an "arrangement" with the assassins' guild.