(Two) paranoia wisps: imagne there is no ehavn!
(Two) paranoia wisps: It's evasy if yo utry!
(Two) Tique wisps: hehe
(Two) paranoia wisps: stuff you tiwqu:!(
(Two) paranoia wisps: I tell you a sotyr:)(
(Two) paranoia wisps: I usd to be a cre you see
(Two) Tique wisps: pranoai? aqr yyoou drnku>>/?
(Two) paranoia wisps: and I had this secret character
(Two) paranoia wisps: His name was paranoia
(Two) paranoia wisps: And I usd this new smiey ui t was so cool I was all lik e:!)
(Two) Mirri wisps: paranoia is pretending to be Sokkard II - the dyslexic revenge of the return of sokkard?
(Two) paranoia wisps: The smiley :!)
(Two) paranoia wisps: You see because when I was a newbie I was such a loser I was all like DOGBOLTER help meeee
(Two) paranoia wisps: And he was like you are so lame Hai and HaHai and FATT
(Two) paranoia wisps: Cos I was:(
(Two) paranoia wisps: HE showd me the way:)
(Two) Tique wisps: I'd say he did ;)
(Two) paranoia wisps: So, I started parnaoia as a secret cahar
(Two) paranoia wisps: BUT even VAL$ETNIGJN
(Two) paranoia wisps: knew I was multupyalying as paranoia co sI left him active when I su'd fro hai
(Two) paranoia wisps: I was a bad cre cos I was seriously like 13:P:
(Two) paranoia wisps: But since jeremy had no idrea about the player bgase he hired me cos he didn't really know that i was carp with a good application
(Two) paranoia wisps: Cis i spent liek 3 day son that app
(Two) paranoia wisps: A di was so happy when i was cre
(Two) paranoia wisps: I even wrked on sto helit!
(Two) paranoia wisps: Stupid jeremy too inovled in being a cre and not listen to playerbease
(Two) paranoia wisps: This iw swh y i love dasquienen
(Two) Methew wisps that he wonders if the story's over...
(Two) paranoia wisps: What do you wnana know little mathew?!
(Two) Faux wisps that she wonders if paranoia passed out wisps:s
(Two) Faux wisps: Yay!
(Two) paranoia wisps: NO PASING OUT FOR PARNAO
(Two) Methew wisps: Well, if there was more to that story, of course. :-)
(Two) Tique wisps: NO DON'T PASS OUT!
(Two) Tique wisps that she thinks para is entertaining
(Two) paranoia wisps: So what sort of story do you wann aknow?
(Two) paranoia wisps: I tell you about bug abus!
(Two) Methew wisps: OK, you do that.
(Two) paranoia wisps: oK!
(Two) Faux wisps: Yeah!!
(Two) paranoia wisps: There was this bug which let y
(Two) paranoia wisps: Gave you like 600 bonus in dofge
(Two) paranoia wisps: And people would ask me to teach tem, and being a nice person lie I am I did
(Two) paranoia wisps: but supoedly that put me under fire:(
(Two) paranoia wisps: I tellyou about fondes tmemoryes of discwaldk:D
(Two) paranoia wisps: Okok you mremember the huuzinger/
(Two) paranoia wisps: Big guys who theyought they were xo cool but they wansnt"
(Two) paranoia wisps: One day I was all like 'Parnaoia so cool lets og muck up their playerhous thjis was like 3 days after payerhosue are come out"
(Two) paranoia wisps: SO i wnet into their playherhoue Iand i blorpelfd vevery rooom in their house.
(Two) paranoia wisps: ANd I completely ripped off everything.
(Two) Rot wisps: I think Paranoia might be broken.
(Two) Araltaln wisps: Shh, this is better than Sokkard
(Two) Tique wisps: in general?
(Two) paranoia wisps: Adn so cres got on my cassed and he was all like 'YOU ARE LAME AND I HATE YOU:"
(Two) Pthag wisps: On the contrary, this is very interesting. I didn't realise the truth serum would be so effective.
(Two) paranoia wisps: So I cried for two days:(
(Two) Rot wisps: Has he told any interesting stories about hats?
(Two) Taffyd wisps: hehe no frog spell for para:p
(Two) paranoia wisps: then i got unsuspended
(Two) paranoia wisps: tafyd:~!(*
(Two) paranoia wisps: If I aply for cre will you hire me?~!
(Two) Taffyd wisps: I would consider it :)
(Two) Taffyd wisps: I take all applications seriously!
(Two) paranoia wisps: I would be a good pbidfy seroiusly this year at university I would learn like JAVA./
(Two) Taffyd wisps: Sober up before you do it, though :p
(Two) paranoia wisps: to swober uip[ i need to tell more good storyesi!
(Two) paranoia wisps: Did you gusy see my mad logs on PK !?
(Two) Methew wisps: Which mad logs, pARA?
(Two) paranoia wisps: haha i messed with grinder soo good, i am sad that no cres told me how "HARDKORE": I am.
(Two) paranoia wisps: They are titled "PARANOI VS MGRINDER"
(Two) Methew wisps: Oh, I saw those. :-)
(Two) paranoia wisps: Did you enjoy theM?D
(Two) Faux wisps that she did!
(Two) Methew wisps: I did. :-)
(Two) paranoia wisps: faux i lovu yOU!:
(Two) paranoia wisps: Yay!
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Para darling!
(Two) Fnarr wispd wisps: Faux, you don't read boards :P
(Two) Sleffie wispd wisps: I'm logging this, and will send you when you're sober :D
(Two) Paranoia wispd wisps: Mathew i can'rt work out if you are hot or not ut i still resect you apponipn
(Two) Sleffie wispd wisps: Do you like that?
(Two) Paranoia wispd wisps: paran likes all!
(Two) Paranoia wispd wisps: So the ladies lcall for more storyeiw!
(Two) Faux wisps: Yeah!
(Two) paranoia wisps: I had netsex wit this 'chik ' who turned out to be a guy:(
(Two) Tique wisps: OH NO
(Two) paranoia wisps: "she" charged 1 royal:~!(
(Two) paranoia wisps: Rfl good stoyr:)(
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Tell us about the time you went to Genua!
(Two) paranoia wisps: Sometimes in your internet epxeirnce you all hafve to epxerinace a guy:)
(Two) Methew wisps: I can't work out what the end of that sentence was. You repect my opinion?
(Two) paranoia wisps: YEahs!
(Two) Sleffie wisps that he chants Paranoia! Genua! Paranoia! Genua!
(Two) paranoia wisps: genua.. I went to genua and port my poppy a ring cos she was so depseret afor a gring
(Two) Pthag wisps: Your poppy?
(Two) paranoia wisps: Yes ,, smy porpY!
(Two) Pthag wisps: Ah. OPIUM. Suddenly everything makes sense.
(Two) paranoia wisps: nononono poppy/forgeta
(Two) paranoia wisps: I soerilsly had tofor lik e2 horus:!)
(Two) Methew wisps: You had to what?
(Two) paranoia wisps: by her a rign!
(Two) Pthag wisps: Those Egyptian gods, eh?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: For 2 hours?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: You had to haggle over the price for 2 hours?
(Two) Pthag wisps: Well, you know what girls and jewellery are like, Sleffie...
(Two) paranoia wisps: I will ind a girl who lves me for what i amt^
(Two) paranoia wisps: OR, I wil find a n ulgy ! GILR!
(Two) Pthag wisps: And what are you?
(Two) paranoia wisps: I am a funn y looking ugy with a gunny look face:)
(Two) Pthag wisps: Possibly.
(Two) paranoia wisps: Quite trulY!
(Two) Rot wisps: I bet your ears are quite an odd shape, too.
(Two) Pthag wisps: Indubitably.
(Two) paranoia wisps: My ears are covered by headphones feeding APC into my bRAIN
(Two) Methew wisps: You're also one of the funniest people I've ever met though. That probably counts for something. ;-)
(Two) paranoia wisps: I love you methew:!)
(Two) Methew wisps: Aww, thanks pARA. :-)
(Two) paranoia wisps: S'ok i need somewhere to release my problems, Ig ot priombles:)
(Two) paranoia wisps: Ok, nenough about disc paranoia lets hear aobut paranois reL!
(Two) paranoia wisps: Ok, so I'm a 19 year old guy
(Two) paranoia wisps: You see?
(Two) paranoia wisps: I never kis a girl or touch ag irl, I kiss this girl once but she had SIDEBURNS
(Two) Pthag wisps: Les priombles sont toujours sur la table.
(Two) paranoia wisps: Serously like mad sideburns.]
(Two) paranoia wisps: And that was a game of spin th epbotltle.
(Two) Methew wisps: That was true? I thought you were just being funny.
(Two) paranoia wisps: Nono sedrious:)
(Two) Pthag wisps: I suspect that girl might have been a boy.
(Two) paranoia wisps: OSo this girl, she had mad sideburns.
(Two) Tique wisps: mad?
(Two) paranoia wisps: ANd the bottle landed on her, I was so dissapointed.
(Two) paranoia wisps: ANYWAY, girls like me.
(Two) paranoia wisps: but they are intimidatedby me/
(Two) paranoia wisps: BECAUSE.
(Two) Pthag wisps: I can sort of see why.
(Two) paranoia wisps: I'm too funny and scary looking.
(Speed Mafia) Araltaln wisps: Anyone up for a game? :)
(Speed Mafia) paranoia wisps: GAME OF WT!@
(Two) Rot wisps: Yeah, I have that problem.
(Speed Mafia) Araltaln wisps: Mafia, of course :P
(Two) paranoia wisps: You have no idwea rot!
(Two) paranoia wisps: The dotor said
(Two) Rot wisps: .....not really! I'm witty, charming and incredibly handsome.
(Two) paranoia wisps: And they wrote on this doctor certitifcate "EXTREMLY BIG BONES"
(Two) paranoia wisps: So I have d ocotreso certificate that says "BIg bonwes"
(Two) paranoia wisps: ANd I'm tryin to conmgract depresion from my friends co si Hear it's a good way to los 3weight
(Two) Taffyd wisps: how tall are you para?
(Two) paranoia wisps: 187 cm.
(Two) Methew wisps: You're trying to contract depression?
(Two) paranoia wisps: Yes!
(Two) Taffyd wisps: I just eat more when I get depressed, unfortunately :p
(Two) paranoia wisps: So many pelpel around me with dpresppinoson lost weight
(Two) Araltaln wisps: A warning contract, or a life taking one?
(Two) Rot wisps: Find someone who's depressed and lick their eyeball.
(Two) Taffyd wisps: (of course that isn't medical depression, but yeah)
(Two) paranoia wisps: stuff medical depresion I jus wn weight loss depressoin.
(Two) Methew wisps: Surely there are better ways to lose weight?
(Two) paranoia wisps: NEIN.
(Two) paranoia wisps: There is no better way to lose wieght then to hate who you are.
(Two) paranoia wisps: Which idont', I love myself.
(Two) Methew wisps: Well, that's good.
(Two) paranoia wisps: If you hate yourself, it's so easy to chage yosuelf
(Two) paranoia wisps: BUT if yo are happy, it's so hard to change even it fyou wantna
(Two) Rot wisps: It's a bugger when you hate everyone else, though.
(Two) paranoia wisps: Right now I hate everyone that i used to go to school with expect for a select few.
(Two) paranoia wisps: And I think it sorta makes me look "gay", because I didn't bring any real friends out for like 4 people:P
(Two) paranoia wisps: (whowere all men)
(Two) paranoia wisps: My dad thought I was gay cos I hang out with skye forf lots:(!
(Two) Taffyd wisps: well, didn't you go to an all boy's school..?
(Two) paranoia wisps: Nope:P
(Two) paranoia wisps: I went to an all sex school.
(Two) Taffyd wisps: boys'? wotever
(Two) Taffyd wisps: oh, I thought you went to nate and tasslehoff's school
(Two) paranoia wisps: Co0-ed!
(Two) Taffyd wisps: I just assumed it was unisex. :p
(Two) paranoia wisps: Marist is one sex, Mackilip was all sex
(Two) paranoia wisps: I went to mackilliop with terry. ALlan, Cthulhu, Spimeshank , Nate and tass went ot mARist.
(Two) paranoia wisps: ANd they all found mud, explains a oot
(Two) Methew wisps: Heh, that's such a great way to say it "all sex school". ;-P
(Two) Pthag wisps: Though sadly disappointing.
(Two) paranoia wisps: I neer got any xex out of iwt:(
(Two) paranoia wisps: All I got was GREAT techniques on how to you know.
(Two) paranoia wisps: PLeASEURE youself.
(Two) Pthag wisps: I see.
(Two) Taffyd wisps: keep it clean drunko:P
(Two) paranoia wisps: It is lc ena.
(Two) paranoia wisps: CleAN lke 3 yar old!
(Two) Methew wisps: They teach you that at school?
(Two) paranoia wisps: It was funny./
(Two) paranoia wisps: Cos today I fonud out my freinds never sorta you know before year 10.
(Two) paranoia wisps: And I started in lke year 6 becore I could even "PRODUCE" anyhthing.
(Two) Pthag wisps: What's year 6 and year 19?
(Two) Pthag wisps: 10, rather
(Two) paranoia wisps: Yea 10, and year 6 even.
(Two) Taffyd wisps: last year of primary school, 2nd last year of high school
(Two) paranoia wisps: You start of in kindergan and then it ascneds from then on:)
(Two) paranoia wisps: (3rd0!
(Two) Taffyd wisps: pft canberra has an aberrant fake college year.
(Two) paranoia wisps: True, but we also have the "Australianj Natuoinlal Usniverstiy"
(Two) paranoia wisps: And its funny.
(Two) paranoia wisps: Cos you say, what sounds more prestiggous, "Sydney technial uni" or "australia NATIOANL uni"
(Two) paranoia wisps: I say A NU even thougH I only pass courses cos I am too busy sleeping to go
(Two) Taffyd wisps: Well, there's University of Technology, Sydney.
(Two) Caira wisps: Is Sydney University of Technology even in the U7?
(Two) paranoia wisps: Yeah, what sounds better, I got a bachelor of softwre enginering in "University of Technolgoy Sydney" or I got software engineering bachleor at Australian National University?!
(Two) paranoia wisps: I'm deaD?
(Two) paranoia wisps: mischat!
(Two) Taffyd wisps: I don't know what U7 is. But UTS is one of the largest Australian universities.
(Two) paranoia wisps: but by name, no-0ne knows
(Two) paranoia wisps: ANU sounds os much more hb etter even though Its n!
(Two) paranoia wisps: Even though its nt!
(Two) paranoia wisps: I serously think ANU is too far ups itself.
(Two) paranoia wisps: Because they go thte good name before UTS could.
(Two) paranoia wisps: But I would prefer to go to USTS>
(Two) Taffyd wisps: Well, apart from International Studies, ANU doesn't have much going for them.
(Two) paranoia wisps: Excaclty, but if you are not from australia.
(Two) paranoia wisps: And we apply from australia to AMerica.
(Two) paranoia wisps: And ou go 'I have Bse at Australian national unversity' or I have 'BSE from University of TEchnology of Sydney" which is gonna get better ating?
(Two) Tique wisps: BSE?
(Two) paranoia wisps: I say ANU even though i go thre and it's full of lamers and nerd losers.
(Two) Taffyd wisps: Hopefully you won't have BSE at all
(Two) Taffyd wisps: Because you won't be getting into any countries with BSE ;P
(Two) paranoia wisps: I also have other skikls!
(Two) paranoia wisps: I'm a BOUNER or security guard even though my dad won't let me do that:(
(Two) Taffyd wisps: But, assuming you mean software engineering.. UTS has an excellent overseas reputation:p
(Two) Taffyd wisps: for all things computing!
(Two) Taffyd wisps: of course I am biased. ;p
(Two) paranoia wisps: It does:P
(Two) paranoia wisps: ANU is lame and it sucks but is seriosly 'Priase" it self so highly.
(Two) paranoia wisps: It's all like "we are in the 50 best unis of the world:
(Two) paranoia wisps: Where the only good thing is the PHD uni students.
(Two) paranoia wisps: Who are researching like transpotartion which si gool.
(Two) Taffyd wisps: it is not an uncommon trend in australian universities, unfortunately.
(Two) Taffyd wisps: undergraduates cost a lot to teach and get the university nothing
(Two) Taffyd wisps: whereas PhD students pay for all of their education either through grants or PELS.
(Two) Taffyd wisps: And if they actually discover something, it's a bonus
(Two) Taffyd wisps: Or whatever PELS is called now. HELP. :p
(Two) paranoia wisps: HECS is now HELP two:P
(Two) Taffyd wisps: I bet they changed the name just because someone went.. hey wow let's call it HELP
(Two) Taffyd wisps: Students all over the country will be asking the government for HELP with their studies, ho ho ho
(Two) paranoia wisps: Well they should chagne the name of uni cos i'm an ANUS (australian national university student) teheee.
(Two) paranoia wisps: We call the UC students ASFUC's bt that may be for another time!
(Two) Rot wisps: You sense that the grey rabbit has been filled with paranoia.
(Two) paranoia wisps: Tha't hot
(Two) paranoia wisps: Could you converse me the descript to of the rabit?
(Two) Rot wisps: This is the dead body of a grey rabbit
(Two) paranoia wisps: Hehe, onds link eme:).