PARANOIA tells you: Hello methew I am edrun,k and I can answer all your problems, please explain problems so I can answer them.
You tell PARANOIA wisps: Hmm, problems, eh? I'm kinda bored...
You tell PARANOIA wisps: Also, I need to contact Zoe, but she's never home...
PARANOIA tells you: She's too busy fucking men with her hot bodyf.
PARANOIA tells you: So plan is to DISCONNECT MIND FROM BODY.
You tell PARANOIA wisps: Oh, and I don't know whether to eat or sleep or do neither...
PARANOIA exclaims to you: Are you in love with ZOe??!?!
PARANOIA tells you: I always talk abou tit but i'm jusdt coking cos I don't even know a
You tell PARANOIA wisps: No, I just want her for her car. ;-P
PARANOIA tells you: b/s motherufcking
You tell PARANOIA wisps: Yes, I know. ;-P
You tell PARANOIA wisps: See, if you weren't drunk you wouldn't feel the need to clarify that. ;-P
PARANOIA grins at you.
PARANOIA tells you: I loved girls that Iknew too but now I'm just you konw.
PARANOIA tells you: I have this fetish for the asians.
You tell PARANOIA wisps: I see...
PARANOIA tells you: And there was this girl who was my friend and I was like absolutely and completely like made in love wth her.
PARANOIA tells you: But I knew that she didn't see me the same way, so Just go "Hey, I really like you." and she goes "DOUBLE U TEE EFF, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FAT WHITEY"
You tell PARANOIA wisps: Awww.
You comfort PARANOIA.
PARANOIA tells you: And that's exactly what I needed to here, now I stil ljerk it and be alone:D
PARANOIA tells you: But Id on't live in false hope which is better=D
PARANOIA tells you: So the best thing to do is tell zoe that you want to fuck her bones.
PARANOIA tells you: And then when she says no I can pk her.
You roll around on the floor laughing at PARANOIA.
You tell PARANOIA: But I don't want to, pARA. ;-P
You tell PARANOIA wisps: Also, her character's not PK. ;-P
PARANOIA tells you: ok? So Do that.
You ask PARANOIA wisps: Do what?
PARANOIA tells you: TREll her that you weant to pul her bones out of her bodie and the fck them:)))))))
PARANOIA tells you: Dude let me seranade you with EvilLyrics.
PARANOIA tells you: He's got fasting black lungs
PARANOIA tells you: made of clove splintered shards
PARANOIA tells you: They're the kind that will talk
PARANOIA tells you: Through a wheazing of coughs
PARANOIA tells you: and I hear him every night in every pore
PARANOIA tells you: And everytime you just makes me long
You tell PARANOIA wisps: Erm, OK, I'm sure the lyrics will be better than the idea of tearing my friend's body apart and removing her bones...
PARANOIA tells you: If you loved her that much it wouldn't be a question.
PARANOIA tells you: At least get that song it's extrememememem.
You ask PARANOIA wisps: What sopng is it?
PARANOIA tells you: The Widow, by the Mars Volta.
You tell PARANOIA wisps: I'll add it to my list. ;-)
PARANOIA tells you: Awesome, they really are good if you are drunmk or lonely or drunk AND lonely.
You ask PARANOIA wisps: What if I'm sober and not lonely?
PARANOIA tells you: Then you're lying to yourself.
PARANOIA tells you: I dont think I'll ever find what i'm looking for:p
You ask PARANOIA wisps: I am?
You ask PARANOIA wisps: You don't?
You tell PARANOIA wisps: So, why am I lying and what are you looking for? ;-)
PARANOIA tells you: yes*2
PARANOIA tells you: I don't know, something extremem:)
You ask PARANOIA wisps: Well, if you don't know then you can't hope to find it, can you?
You exclaim to PARANOIA wisps: You need to decide!
PARANOIA tells you: I've decided :P
You ask PARANOIA wisps: And what was your decision?
PARANOIA tells you: I kneeeeed someone who will wants me for what I am, but so does everyone so it's fucked:P
PARANOIA tells you: I might as well just want someone who wants to get banged, but I turned her away:d
You tell PARANOIA wisps: I see...
PARANOIA grins at you.
PARANOIA tells you: So if you want to fuck zoe.
PARANOIA tells you: Ireccomend thatyou tell her adn destablished wether ot not it's gonna heppne and if not just get the fuck over it and sta rt mastbustirng.
You tell PARANOIA wisps: Erm, I think I've said this twice now, pARA, I don't. ;-P
PARANOIA tells you: No yo usaid "IO don't" u then wyouseaid 'OH YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT}"
You tell PARANOIA wisps: See, I dunno about you, but I have lots of frinds who I don't want to have sex with. ;-P
You tell PARANOIA wisps: I never said anything in all caps...
PARANOIA tells you: Ok but I could tatese ti
You roll around on the floor laughing at PARANOIA.
You tell PARANOIA: Your sense of "tatese" has been misled. ;-P
PARANOIA tells you: sifnt you so close want a tatsd eomg
You tell PARANOIA wisps: I don't even know what that sentence was supposed to mean. ;-P
PARANOIA tells you: I wast rying to say how mcuh you actualy want zoe but didn't realise.
You ask PARANOIA wisps: But didn't realise what?
PARANOIA tells you: About how much you want ZOe:)@
You tell PARANOIA wisps: And how much is that? ;-)
PARANOIA tells you: Ask yourself deeply.
You tell PARANOIA wisps: OK, the answer is: I don't. ;-P