(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Heh, I'm gonna name my first kid marmaduke and see how long it survives school for
(Playerkillers) Glade wisps: I'm gonna call my first kid Megatron.
(Playerkillers) Dasquian wisps: If you were going to do that you should just call him Punchbag or somehing ;p
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps: Or name your first child "Sarilak"
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps: That's a nice name for a child.
(Playerkillers) Smike wisps that he names his first child stag
(Playerkillers) Flamore wisps: Name them, "And-The-Lord-Did-Smite-Them-With-A-Big-Hammer"
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Retribution for the second?
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: Naming a child Sarilak or Megatron you should be ASHAMED
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: I'm gonna name my child "BOB"
(Playerkillers) Gitta wisps: Yes, Insanity, and then they have to fight each other :D
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: No middle name, no last name, just all caps "BOB".
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Holybladeofsoyin would get the short straw...
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: Boy or girl, "BOB"
(Playerkillers) Nichodemus wisps: spell it backwards and it's still BOB!
(Playerkillers) Dasquian wisps: You shouldn't teach him how to speak either
(Playerkillers) Dasquian wisps: So he just shambles through life making crazy feral noises
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: I like the way you think, Das :P
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: I hadn't considered that!
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Or you could train a load of ducks to raise him.
(Playerkillers) Dasquian wisps: Although you should teach it how to say BOB, so it's trying to relate to people going urraaraaarrr BOOOBBBB
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: And then release him into a public park.
(Playerkillers) Glade wisps: teach him how to say BOB only.
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: YEAH :P
(Playerkillers) TGGM wisps: You could cut out his tongue so that he can't go leasrning to speak behind your back.  ;-)
(Playerkillers) Dasquian wisps: That's a bit cruel TGGM :(
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: Nah, I like him being able to say BOB :P
(Playerkillers) Dasquian wisps: You just HAD to LOWER the TONE :(
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: hehehe :P
(Playerkillers) Flamore wisps: You don't need your tongue to say Bob.
(Playerkillers) Flamore wisps: It's all in the lips.
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: God I hope he grows up really short or hunched over too
(Playerkillers) Glade wisps: why did i read that as hips.
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: I guess you could just teach them to say BRAAIIIINS, and possibly 'arr num num'
(Playerkillers) Dasquian wisps: Yeah that'd rule
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: I'll buy him a little caveman club and he can be hunched over and run around yelling BOB and making crazy animal noises
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: Like three feet tall :P
(Playerkillers) Glade wisps: get him a badge saying "speshul" as well.
(Playerkillers) Revog wisps: sounds like Captain Caveman except the BOB bit
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Captain CAAAAAAAAVEMAAAAAAAAAAN
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: Yeah, that's the point kinda :P
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: Instead of screaming captain caveman he'll scream BOB
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Reix, that's your new warcry.
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: hahaha Nah, it's BOB's.
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: You could go 'REIX'
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: it's just not the same 8E
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: What the hell is 8E anyway?
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: It's an EMOTICON.
(Playerkillers) pogos wisps: Droopy moustaches?
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Of what? A man with fangs and extruding tonsils?
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: No one can be told what the 8E is.
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: One must see it for themselves 8E
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: It's a crazyass moustache/beard, just look at it and let your eyes blur a bit :p
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Quote misuse: -10 points.
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: Yo momma.
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Yo sista!
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: Yo grandmomma.
(Playerkillers) pogos wisps: I was right then :) You could have just said :p
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps that he  wisps:P
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Yo red-headed stepchild
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: -5 points.
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Giving me negative points: -20 points
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: You don't care about the red-headed stepchild, so why woul I care about you going "yo..." at it ;p
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: Giving me negative points because you got negative points -50 points
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Damnit =/
(Playerkillers) Chimara wisps: ?
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: Rock :P
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Chimara, -23 points for ?
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: I'll allow it. 8E
(Playerkillers) Chimara wisps: Insanity, -5000000000 points for using my name, that's foul!
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: Chimara: -50 points for lame made up number use.
(Playerkillers) Flamore wisps: Can I have positive points?
(Playerkillers) Chimara wisps: Flamore, 1 point for asking.
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: We have an EXACT point system here :P
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: you can't just randomly give out negative points for things :P
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Chimara, -2 points for not being within easy intimidating distance.
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: It goes against the SYSTEM.
(Playerkillers) Flamore wisps: I said please.
(Playerkillers) Flamore wisps: It just must have gotten lost in the transfer.
(Playerkillers) Flamore wisps: The internet does that kinda thing, you know.
(Playerkillers) Chimara wisps: Arguing now? -2 points.
(Playerkillers) Brue wisps: Points? What's all this.. ?
(Playerkillers) Chimara wisps: God knows, I logged on to it.
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: The first rule of project points is: You don't ask questions.
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: The second rule is: No pants.
(Playerkillers) Brue wisps: Well, i'm not breaking the second one.
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps that he  wisps:P
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Yo mamma isn't
(Playerkillers) Chimara wisps: I don't have pants, I have boxers.
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Boxers are pants.
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: It's no pants at ALL.
(Playerkillers) Brue wisps that he goes commando.
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: -10 points for thinkings boxers are pants
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: BEtter =D
(Playerkillers) Brue wisps: (Those damn thieves)
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: +3 points for not wearing pants.
(Playerkillers) Chimara wisps: No Insanity, boxers are boxers, pants are pants, however, both of these are underwear.
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: pants = underwear
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Arguing about the nature of pants: -8 points.
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: for NOT thinking I just realized I typoed
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: of course boxers are pants, I didn't type it right
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Pants are: pants, panties, underwear, shorts, thongs, g-string. If you have any more to add, please report to Tuna walk for immediate debriefing.
(Playerkillers) Brue wisps that he smirks.
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: (badaboom tschhh)
(Playerkillers) Brue wisps: Long-johns?
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps that he  wisps:P
(Playerkillers) pogos wisps: *sniggers*
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: Okay pun +1 point
(Playerkillers) Chimara wisps: Boxers are underwear, however, boxers are not pants.
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: are too.
(Playerkillers) Chimara wisps: Anyway, I could argue this point, I may be American origin therefore pants are overwear.
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: pants n 1: (usually in the plural) a garment extending from the waist to the knee or ankle, covering each leg separately
(Playerkillers) MaraKa wisps: in that case id say you watch too much superman
(Playerkillers) Chimara wisps: ...I'd say pants in american are trousers in england.
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Yeah, but americans are wrong.
(Playerkillers) Chimara wisps: Great, there goes me attacking 2 dwarf warriros.
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: So's your mom.
(Playerkillers) MaraKa wisps that he thinks he should point out the total lack of a language called american
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: My mom is attacking dwarf warriors?
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: Yep.
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Weird.
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps: She has a thing for short, hairy guys. How do you think you were born? 8E
(Playerkillers) Insanity wisps: Normally she sleeps with them =/
(Playerkillers) Reix wisps that he :P