Thanks to Envy for this log. :-)
Ochthuit psychopathetically tells you: i'll kill lalobee with a big plastic bag over the head
Calis BeerGuzzler tells you: KILL FIO with a horde of midget accountants and some snake warriors
Fio tells you: I kill myself, seeing as how there's probably gonna be a few who want to off me. 
Fio tells you: With a cat.
Lalobee tells you: kill punisher with some book from the unseen university library
Bom tells you: I shall...kill Fio! :O 
Bom asks you: Bludgeoned with a rubber chicken?
EdiCt Frostfire tells you: 
Kill Lalobee by...errr...*thinks* bleh, bored and kinda tired, I'm just gonna drop a comedy ACME anvil on her :P
Punisher LETSRIDEBIKES tells you: shot somone in the head.
Punisher LETSRIDEBIKES tells you: my sniper rifle
Punisher LETSRIDEBIKES tells you: calis
(Two) Envy wisps: as we begin our journey South from the Drum we come to the junction where Short Street meets the Street of Cunning Artificiers, if thats not incentive enough to keep you out of the shops I don't know what is.
(Two) Envy wisps: sitting on a corner we find Fio. He's playing with a quite lively rabid Tom Cat, tempting it to bite and claw at him, tempting fate in the ways that only bored assassins find amusing. Afterall, when life and death is your living, what else can you do to unwind?
(Two) Envy wisps: Speaking of unwinding, here come Calis from the west side of the street followed by a horde of midget accountants and some snake warriors
(Two) Envy wisps: as Calis and his "mini"-army advance on Fio, we cut to the rooftop of a nearby building, where Punisher is lieing, slowly focusing the scope on his rifle so that Calis's head is between the crossfires... this isn't looking too good for anyone right now...
(Two) Aikanaro wisps: It's a mini adventure.
(Two) Envy wisps: Suddenly screaming and running up short street is Bom, yelling the most feared war cry of all time!
(Two) Envy wisps: "Erm, Excuse me!" as he weilds the rubber chicken of doom, his focus intent on his victim, Fio.
(Two) Envy wisps: Everyone so entranced by this unexpected turn of events, that eveyone just pauses and stares. Punisher is the first to regain his senses and takes sight of Calis between his crosshairs once more, not realising that while he was distracted that Lalobee was creeping up behind him carrying something rather large and bulky, trying to be quiet as she creeps across the tarmac
(Two) Envy wisps: Likewise, while concentrating on her stealthiness, Lalobee doesn't notice Edict creeping behind her.
(Two) EdiCt wisps: Is this the Conga line?
(Two) Ochthuit wisps: HEY!
(Two) Envy wisps: Suddenly the trance is broken as Bom, who has a rather unique form of rage induced tunnel vision trips over a row of midget accountants, and lands on a snake warrior, whom bites him. Bom Dies.
(Two) Bom wisps that he dies.
(Two) Fio wisps: sux2bu :P
(Two) Envy wisps: Punisher finishes aligning the crosshairs and squeezes the trigger, but at that exact second, Lalobee drops the Unseen University Library book on his head. Punisher Dies.
(Two) Punisher wisps: dang it
(Two) Envy wisps: Now, he did manage to squeeze the trigger before dieing, but 50lbs of book dropped on your head will make your aim a lil off, and the bullet barely grazes Calis's ear
(Two) Envy wisps: As Calis turns to look, Fio jumps up and Stabs Calis, Calis falls over smushing the majority of his horde. Calis Dies.
(Two) Envy wisps: Meanwhile on the roof Lalobee gives herself a pat on the back, and turns to watch the proceedings in the street, what she doesnt see is Edict, open the book, and what she doesnt hear is him chanting a lil known comical spell
(Two) Envy wisps: she notices him just as the spell culminates, and turns, yelling out right before she is Smushed, Acme Style by an anvil. Edict collapses in a fit of giggles saying "ha! Thats my favorite spell ever!" Lalobee Dies.
(Two) EdiCt wisps: It is, you know.
(Two) Punisher wisps: what ?
(Two) EdiCt wisps: My favourite spell.
(Two) Envy wisps: Edict and Fio live
(Two) Fio wisps: Har.
(Two) Envy wisps: Gimme a second, I need to copy this
(Two) Fio wisps: Take that :D
(Two) Punisher wisps: im soppose to stay alive
(Two) Seirou wisps: Quite thorough. ;)


Fio,  Edict, Ochthuit Live
Day Two:

Ochthuit psychopathetically tells you: i'll kill myself, by falling from a great height
Fio tells you: I kill myself with Sined.
EdiCt Frostfire tells you: I shall commit suicide by walking off the edge of the building, as I am somewhat engorssed in the book of Comedie Magick :)
You tell Ochthuit: Im sorry I left you out
Ochthuit psychopathetically tells you: it's ok :)
Ochthuit psychopathetically tells you: make my character spank you on two :)
(Two) Envy wisps: Well Its another day, another Round!
(Two) Envy wisps: We Begin this day with Sined, Sined Is -very- angry
(Two) Envy wisps: He made his way into the library today, with every intention of reading the book of Comedie Magick
(Two) Envy wisps: You all know this book as the one with Edict's favorite spell in it, The Acme-esque Anvil.
(Two) Envy wisps: Speaking of Edict He's still engrossed in the book, giggling to himself and pacing back and forth across the roof as he turns the pages, littered around him are the remnants or spells he found particularly amusing, some invisible visible ink there, a pile of really smelly fake dog poo over there...
(Two) Envy wisps: Ochthuit on the other hand has heard the news that Sined is mad about something and out to get someone, and all he can figure is that Sined is looking for him to repay him the Royal that he borrowed last Thursday.
(Two) Envy wisps: Which he can't repay
(Two) Envy wisps: So he's decided to hide in the last place he thought Sined would look for him
(Two) Envy wisps: See, now personally, I'd go with something along the lines of maybe a temple, you know, Wizard's not believing in Gods maybe they wouldnt look there
(Two) Envy wisps: but no Ochthuit decides that he will hide right under Sined's nose, maybe he wouldnt find him in a place close to home, you have to give him points for his inventive round about way of thinking
(Two) Ochthuit wisps that he nodnods noddingly
(Two) Envy wisps: so Ochthuit Sets about and starts climbing The Tower of Art.
(Two) Envy wisps: Meanwhile, Fio hears that Sined is out and about and MAD
(Two) Envy wisps: Fio thinking in a normal assassin's mindset thinks that if Sined is mad then he wont be thinking correctly and that it will be much easier to close that 40 royal contract on him when hes distracted with whoever's made him so very angry
(Two) Envy wisps: So Fio hides in the shadows as Sined stops to consult his Poo-bah Mirror. He slips the blow-pipe out of its pouch on his belt and raises it to his lips, and Sined, being as perceptive as he is, decides he doesn't have time for this nonsense and pragi's Fio
(Two) Envy wisps: Fio Dies.
(Two) Envy wisps: Meanwhile as Ochthuit climbs the tower, a mighty breeze is blowing, tearing at him from the side of the tower, he suddenly loses his grip, and faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllsssssssss.
(Two) Envy wisps: Ochthuit Dies
(Two) Envy wisps: Now we go back to Edict, who is still pacing, and still chuckling, oblivious that in the street below him Sined just killed Fio, and mindless that he keeps getting closer to the edge in his pacing
(Two) Envy wisps: He accidentally ventures too close to the edge, and slips and falls, dieing on impact at Sined's feet. Sined leans over and picks up the book, brushes off the cover and walks away with a satisfied look on his face, leaving the bodies of Fio and Edict laying in his Wake. Edict Dies
(Two) Envy wisps: Sined Wins, and He didnt even play, Thats what happens when someone suicides by Sined.
(Two) Envy wisps: game over