(Two) Sleffie wisps: Are you ready for another round of RAF goodness?!
(Two) Reix wisps: I know I am!
(Two) Priesht wisps: What's RAF stand for..
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Ready, Aim, Fire!
(Two) Priesht wisps: Reminds me of a children's Anime show in Japan..
(Two) Sleffie wisps: This game of RAF is brought to you by Sexy Fake Face.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Seeeexy fake face, just stick it on your real face.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: You'll be instant sexy! Woooo
(Two) Reix wisps: sleffie you're my hero :P
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Sexy face! You sexy mother little bugger!
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Anyway! back to the game.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Do you remember Eviscerator?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: You know, he won last game!
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And he thinks to himself: Why should I change a winning formula?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: So, he's up on the roof yet -again-.
(Two) Reix wisps: hahaha
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Just haning out.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Lexx goes to sit next to him, watching what is to come.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: "Beer?"
(Two) Sleffie wisps: "Cool"
(Two) Priesht wisps: hanin, when you, you know.. wear hanes products..
(Two) Sleffie wisps: (Eviscerator - nothing.. Lexx - nothing)
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Meanwhile, Priesht's up and about again.
(Two) Lexx wisps that he yawns.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: He then....
(Two) Sleffie wisps: continues to...
(Two) Sleffie wisps: suicide.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: nondescriptly.
(Two) Reix wisps that he :(
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Cause he couldn't be arsed to send me anything.
(Two) Reix wisps: dork :P
(Two) Sleffie wisps: (Priesht suicide)
(Two) Priesht wisps: *sobs*
(Two) Sleffie wisps: At the other side of town.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: That's where everything's happening!
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Lexx and Eviscerator can't see from all the way they're hanging out, so they wander over to sit on that rooftop.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Reix is standing there.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Looking very resolute.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: He's got his arms folded, and is holding his breath in an attempt to die.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And he's slowly turning blue too.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Gitta is furiously bouncing around him, however.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: She's trying to put a pill in his mouth that will cause him to eat himself with knife and fork.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: But he won't open!
(Two) Gitta wisps: And Reix damn well knows why :b
(Two) Sleffie wisps: She considers stuffing it in another hole...
(Two) Reix wisps that he :P
(Two) Priesht wisps that he rofls.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Just as she is busy undoing Reix' belt, Reix decides not even dying by holding your own breath is worth having a witch cram her hand up your ass.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: So he turns around and smashes Gitta, then throws her away.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Failing his suicide, he stomps off.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Gitta lies a broken mess on the floor.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Edict comes along, with his dazzling good looks.
(Two) EdiCt wisps: *ting*
(Two) Sleffie wisps: (Sexy Fake Face, you sexy mother bugger!)
(Two) Sleffie wisps: He sits on Gitta's lap.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Winks.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Then suffocates her.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: (Reix suicide, Gitta kill Reix, Reix thus killing Gitta, Edict kill Gitta)
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Edict stands up, on a job well done.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Little did he know, however.. that the DEADLY alliance was advancing.
(Two) Priesht wisps: Oh nooooes!
(Two) Sleffie wisps: None other than Asik and Zigzag.
(Two) EdiCt wisps: Run awaay!
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Asik is carrying a penguin in each hand.
(Two) ZigZag wisps that he high fives Asik
(Two) Sleffie wisps: He waves them about like some serious Peng-chucks.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Zigzag high fives Asik, and receives a penguin inna face.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: (what an idiot)
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Zigzag is carring a pillow, btw.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Edict looks around, into the grinning face of Zigzag.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: (Seeeexy fake face, you sexy mother bugger!)
(Two) Sleffie wisps: "Hey, I've got that one too!" he says, right before receiving a penguin inna groin.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Zigzag then suffocates him with the pillow.
(Two) EdiCt wisps: There was no call for that :(
(Two) Sleffie wisps: (Asik kill Edict, Zigzag kill Edict)
(Two) EdiCt wisps: Nice to know I'm so popular :)
(Two) Lexx wisps: DOUBLE KILL
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Woooosh.
(Two) Reix wisps: you got served 8E
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Lands comes in flying on her broomstick.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Vines Zigzag quickly.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Then throws honey at him.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And bees still bein the overpowered buggers that they are... Zigzag dies.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: (Nell kill Zigzag)
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Players: Eviscerator, Lexx, Reix, Asik, Nell
(Two) Sleffie wisps: ROUND 2!
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Send me your actions.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: (or don't, and I'll MODKILL you.. mwar har har)
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Ps.. Seeexy fake face, you sexy mother bugger.Asik exclaims to you: Do nothing by advertising sexy fake face!
Lexx Rehevkor tells you: Suicide, by eating a cat.
Nell quietly tells you: been eaten by my fruitbat :( (suicide)
Eviscerator auf der Scheibe happily tells you: Suicide, by trying to eat the most dried crackers and shrivelling up
Reix LETSRIDEBIKES tells you: I become the national spokesperson for sexy face, but after a stint dating Christina Aguilera and dealings with narcotics, I decide I just can't be a sexy motherfucker anymore and attempt to jump off eviscerator's building :P
Reix LETSRIDEBIKES grins at you.
Lexx Rehevkor tells you: (live cat)
Reix LETSRIDEBIKES tells you: (oh yeah, I went there)(Two) Sleffie wisps: SOMEONE
(Two) Sleffie wisps: WILL
(Two) Sleffie wisps: DIE
(Two) Sleffie wisps: AGAIN
(Two) Sleffie wisps: AND ANOTHER PERSON, TOO
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Possibly a third.
(Two) Eviscerator wisps: They will die twice?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Seeeexy fake face, you sexy mother bugger.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: It seems Sexy Fake Face has become quite popular.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Reix became the public spokesmas of Sexy Fake Face.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: (cause he's one sexy mother fucker)
(Two) Reix wisps: I totally am
(Two) Priesht wisps that he rofls at Slef.
(Two) Reix wisps that he :P
Reix LETSRIDEBIKES tells you: did you get gagged? :P
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Sadly, however.... after a stint dating with Christina Aguilera and dealings with narcotics... and some dealings with narcotics.
You tell Reix LETSRIDEBIKES: I do this all the time :P
(Two) Priesht wisps: zombie priesht is soo gonna molest zombie reix..
Reix LETSRIDEBIKES grins at you.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: He decides he can't be a sexy mother bugger anymore.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: So, the natural thing to do... is..
(Two) Sleffie wisps: You've guessed it!
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Go to the famous building Eviscerator always jumps off.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: He wanders up to the roof, looks around but sees no Eviscerator.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Oh well... he jumps off.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhh.....
(Two) Sleffie wisps: *THUD*
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Faux' corpse was still there from the previous game.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: But... he's dead anyway.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: (Reix suicide)
(Two) Reix wisps that he :P
(Two) Sleffie wisps: So, are you wondering where Eviscerator went?
(Two) Reix wisps: I regret nothing!
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Cause... I mean... he wasn't on his building.
(Two) Reix wisps: Except the crabs I got from Christina! :(
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Eviscerator got hungry from hanging out on the roof all the time.
(Two) Priesht wisps: Crabs are the least of your worries from CA.. :P
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And being efficient and all, he figured he's still his hunger -and- get the world record for eating the most dried crackeres.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: *crunch crunch*
(Two) Sleffie wisps: *CRUNCH*
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Arrr.. num num..
(Two) Sleffie wisps: He eats a lot of dried crackers.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: (Dried crackers! Brought to you by Sexy Fake Face!)
(Two) Reix wisps that he :P
(Two) Sleffie wisps: (Seeeexy Fake Face! Cause Reix' a sexy mother bugger)
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Anyway, he eats quite a lot of crackers.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And he dries out.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Eviscerator dies.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: (Eviscerator suicide)
(Two) Sleffie wisps: It seems everyone's hungry nowadays.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Like Nell's fruitbat.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: But Nell wasn't feeding it, oh no.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: She discovered how overpowered bees were.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: So she continues to bee everybody.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Thus neglecting her fruitbat, called Big Bubba.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Big Bubba gets fed up, calls Nell a dirty Sexy Fake Face who...wearer
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And EATS her.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: (Nell suicide)
(Two) Milly wisps that she dances around her room to Nightwish.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: So, Lexx was with Eviscerator too... right?
(Two) Priesht wisps: re?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: But Eviscerator was gone when Reix went to jump off the building.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: (After being spokesman for Sexy Fake Face, remember?)
(Two) Sleffie wisps: (Ps... Seeeexy Fake Face, cause Reix' a sexy mother fucker)
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Anyway!
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Lexx seems to be holding a cat.
(Two) Reix wisps that he :P
(Two) Sleffie wisps: The cat is rather upset about this.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: But Lexx has a determined look on his face.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And he DEVOURS the cat whole.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: (what is it with everyone and their eating this round?)
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Arr.. num num..
(Two) Asik wisps: Dear god, you guys :P
(Two) Sleffie wisps: The cat is even more upset now.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And he decides to RIP Lexx APART from the inside.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: (Lexx, suicide)
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Meanwhile..
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Asik is there.
(Two) Asik wisps: Hi!
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Hey, Asik... telll em about Sexy Fake Face?
(Two) Lexx wisps: It was worth it.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: You see, Asik is ALSO advertizing for Sexy Fake Face.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Let em hear it, Asik.
(Two) Reix wisps: gasp, I've been REPLACED :(((
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Seeeeeeexy Fake Face.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: You sexy mother fuckeeeeeeeers!
(Two) Asik wisps: Seeeeexy Fake Face! It improved my personal life 200%!
(Two) Sleffie wisps: (Asik nothing by advertizing Sexy Fake Face)
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Asik wins.
(Two) Asik wisps that he beams.
(Two) Priesht wisps: Gip!
(Two) Reix wisps: I was robbed :P
(Two) Lexx wisps: Fix!
(Two) EdiCt wisps: Sez you. I got hit in the nuts by a penguin! :(
(Two) ZigZag wisps: Weird round...
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And Asik didn't even get the crabs you got from CA
(Two) Reix wisps: Indeed!
(Two) Lexx wisps that he calls shenagigans.