.*Thanks to Sleffie for this log. :-)*
(Two) Cheronica wisps: awwww i missed sokkard's bedtime story...
(Two) Treem wisps: So did I :(
(Two) Cheronica wisps: any idea how we can spark off another?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Promise him MAD HOT LURVING afterwards. :)
(Two) Cheronica wisps: hmmm... whipped cream?
(Two) Tock wisps: I think he's dead...
(Two) Tock wisps: =(
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Aww..
(Two) Sleffie wisps: What to do with this whipped cream...
(Two) Sleffie wisps: What to do...
(Two) Sleffie wisps: I suppose I could smear it all over my body.
(Two) Tock wisps: Give it to me, I'll find someone to smear it over.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Smear me baby!
(Two) Cheronica wisps that she gives whipped cream to sleffie and tock
(Two) Tock wisps: Err.
(Two) Tock wisps that he woos.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Oh, I'm not a 'someone' ?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: I'm not good enough to be smeared with whipped cream, is that it Tock?
(Two) Tock wisps: No no... you're too much of a someone.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: What are you, a RASCIST?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Sleffie hater!
(Two) Cheronica wisps: maybe the lights are out? "isn't it dark? you smear whipped cream over someone"
Tock covers you in whipped cream.
(Two) Tock wisps: Happy now?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: You're just smearing it over me now so you can say you're not a rascist.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: But your secret is out.
(Two) Koryn wisps: I'm not sure hating Sleffie qualifies as racist.
(Two) Koryn wisps: Unless there's a whole race of Sleffies?
(Two) Tock wisps: There is =/
(Two) Sleffie wisps: =)
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Oh yes.. :)
(Two) Koryn wisps: Can you send me the Sleffie version of Brad Pitt then please?
(Two) Koryn wisps: Thanks in advance.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Well..
(Two) Sleffie wisps: He's called Sleff Spitt
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And, he spits a lot :/
(Two) Koryn wisps: Do you have his number?
(Two) Tock wisps: Pfft. What about the Sleffie version of me?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: We had him play in waterworld.
(Two) Tock wisps: Or even beter - me in original!
(Two) Koryn wisps: Tock or Brad Pitt. It's a tough decision.
(Two) Koryn wisps: I pick Brad Pitt.
(Two) Tock wisps: Bah.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Tock, we don't have a Sleffie version of you.
(Two) Tock wisps: You don't?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Because that would mean that the Sleffie version of Tock, would be a Sleffie-hater.
(Two) Tock wisps that he spocks.
(Two) Treem wisps: Wasn't he voted the most smelly star in Hollywood?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Thus hating HIMSELF>
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Which wil result in some weird quantum loop.
(Two) Treem wisps: (Brad Pitt, not Tock)
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Which will DOOM the entire race.
(Two) Koryn wisps: Can we hate Tock, to even things up?
(Two) Tock wisps: No no no no no.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Sounds good
(Two) Sleffie wisps: I hate you, Tock.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: You suck.
(Two) Treem wisps that he dosen't hate Tock.
(Two) Cheronica wisps: is this the whipped cream again?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: I hate Treem too.
(Two) Koryn wisps: Not even a little bit, Treem?
(Two) Tock wisps that he swears that he doesn't hate any other PK that's equally old or older than him. Not even if paid.
(Two) Treem wisps: Don't say that, Sleffie. Every time you say it, a Treem somewhere _dies_ :(
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Are you calling me old?
(Two) Treem wisps: I believes in Treems!
(Two) Koryn wisps: How many are left, Treem?
(Two) Tock wisps: I am calling you older than me :)
(Two) Treem wisps: Enough. :D
(Two) Sleffie wisps: So I'm old, is that it?
(Two) Koryn wisps: I need to know how many times I need to say it, that's all.
(Two) Koryn wisps: Nothing sinister.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Why don't you put me in a HOME!
(Two) Koryn wisps: Just trying to KILL YOU.
(Two) Treem wisps: Wotevar u cna say +1 neh neh!1!!1one
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And come show me your results from school, so I'll put you in my WILL.
(Two) Koryn wisps: A Sleffie home?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: You devious person you!
(Two) Koryn wisps: You never put me in your will. :(
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Hmm.. A Sleffie home.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: I'd like a Sleffie home.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: With lots of Sleffie nurses.
(Two) Tock wisps: Hmm... Sleffie's will...
Treem Pugionis grins at you.
(Two) Tock wisps that he drools.
(Two) Koryn wisps: Would it have many Sleffie women wearing bikinis?
(Two) Treem wisps: "Thy will be done"? :P
(Two) Treem wisps: I read that as "women wearing biscuits" :(
(Two) Sleffie wisps: No, but it will have Sleffie women wearing bikkets =D
(Two) Koryn wisps: No, Tock is thinking of Sleffie's wang.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Nibble nibble!
(Two) Treem wisps that he woos
(Two) Koryn wisps: (Nibble nibble!)
(Two) Tock wisps: And will they all look like Sleffie?
(Two) Treem wisps: Tock's thinking of Sleffie's _what_?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Well.. sorta.
(Two) Koryn wisps: Out of interest, would Sleffie women be your sisters?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Only with those lumps up front.
(Two) Treem wisps: Oh, wan*G*
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Nonono, ofcourse not.
(Two) Koryn wisps: And would that make it SICK and WRONG?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Nonono, nothing SICK and WRONG about Sleffie's getting together for some HOT SLEFFIE ACTION!
(Two) Treem wisps: They'd be his mother. So he'd be his own uncle!
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Stop confusing me, Treem.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: or I'll send Sleffie bullies to rough you up.
(Two) Tock wisps: You mean them all, Treem?
(Two) Aerk wisps that he throws a knife at Sleffie and misses.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Cause Sleffie's like it rough.
(Two) Treem wisps: Kinky.
(Two) Tock wisps: Wouldn't there eventually be a war amongst the Sleffies?
(Two) Koryn wisps: I think they'd more likely get drunk, Tock.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Only after we've ran out of Sleffie-haters to kill.
(Two) Tock wisps: You know... because everyone would want to be the Ubersleffie?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: We're not very competitive.
(Two) Tock wisps: Ah.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: If we want to Sleff it out to see who is the Ubersleffie, we just all wear a bathrobe and challenge each other.
(Two) Tock wisps that he grins at Koryn.
(Two) Koryn wisps: So explain your entry in the bathrobe challenge, then.
(Two) Koryn wisps: (Mr Non Competitive.)
(Two) Tock wisps: Wouldn't you be using the Sleffies as currency then, Sleffie?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Well, Koryn.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: We say we're not competitive to FOOL the Koryns.
(Two) Tock wisps that he would.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And it worked, because while you were confused and listening to my explanation, Sleffeef nicked your wallet.
(Two) Koryn wisps that she sobs.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: No, Tock.
(Two) Koryn wisps: But my wallet's right here by my monitor....
(Two) Sleffie wisps: We use the EYES of our fallen FOES!
(Two) Sleffie wisps: So if I'd like one Sleffiebread, I'd be like:
(Two) Sleffie wisps: "Hey Sleffbaker"
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And he'd be like:
(Two) Sleffie wisps: "Hey Sleffie"
Treem Pugionis grins at you.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: "I want one Sleffiebread!"
(Two) Kennit wisps: strongslef
(Two) Sleffie wisps: "That'll be two Tock eyes"
(Two) Kennit wisps: mwahahah
(Two) Madcowdzeez wisps: its like the smurfs gone bad...
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And then I'll hand him two Tock eyes.
(Two) Pob wisps: The smurfs went bad?
(Two) Tock wisps: Umm... there ARE only two on the whole disc...
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Internet connections are scarce :/
(Two) Tock wisps: Wouldn't they be worth more than a Sleffiebread?
(Two) Tock wisps that he sobs.
(Two) Tock wisps: At least a Sleffiecheeseburger, I mean?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Tock eyes?
(Two) Tock wisps that he nods.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: For Sleffie's sake, no.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: What do you think, that you actually have any MEANING to the Sleffie race?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: You're just a mere Sleffie-hater, one of the many.
(Two) Tock wisps: Genocide I shall spread among your kin for that!
(Two) Tock wisps that he plots.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Now if you were to go and pick up a huge blunt object, and bash various Sleffie's on the head, resulting in a Sleffacre, then your eyes would quickly value up.
(Two) Tock wisps: Slefficide!
(Two) Sleffie wisps: So anyway.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: This didn't get Sokkard to tell us a bedtime story.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Oh well.
(Two) Tock wisps: He's dead =/
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Yes, and so are you, and I bought a Sleffiebread with your eyes.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: But that doesn't shut -you- up, now does it?
(Two) Tock wisps that he shakes his head.--------------
(Two) Cheronica wisps: does anyone else know any stories?
(Two) Cheronica wisps: although i think the conversation just past could suffice!
(Two) Cheronica wisps: *passed
(Two) Sleffie wisps: I know a story!
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Once upon a time, there was nothing.
(Two) Cheronica wisps: tell tell!
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And then the Sleffiegod flew above the empty nothingness.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And he siad "let there be Sleffies!"
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And there were Sleffies.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Only there wasn't a world yet, so they all died :/
(Two) Cheronica wisps: oh no!
(Two) Tock wisps: Rofl.
(Two) Tock wisps that he logs.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: But on the second day, he was flying about again!
(Two) JedIRox wisps: is this 'siad' some mystical incantation
(Two) Pob wisps: if there was more than one sleffie, is that why they're not worth as much as Tock eyes?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And he flew, and he flew.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Would you mind being quiet while I'm telling the story of my race's birth here?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: This has special meaning to me.
(Two) Pob wisps: sorry, do continue.
(Two) JedIRox wisps: oh, sorry zip*
(Two) Sleffie wisps: You wouldn't want to hurt my feelings, now do you?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: I'm very sensitive.
(Two) Cheronica wisps that she sits comfortably and listens attentively
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Imbloodysensitiveitellya
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Right, anyway.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Second day, Sleffgod was cruising in his Sleffmobile.
(Two) Koryn wisps: How sensitive?
(Two) Koryn wisps that she pokes Sleffie with proddy things.
(Two) Sleffie wisps that he shoots Koryn with a Sleffgun.
(Two) Ruakh wisps: wouldnt that be pokey things Koryn?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Right, Second day.. Sleffgod was jumping up and down on a Sleffostick.
(Two) Koryn wisps: No.
(Two) Koryn wisps: I don't have pokey things. Couldn't afford them.
(Two) Koryn wisps: I'm improvising with proddy things.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Then he said: "Woah.. this is great!"
(Two) Ruakh wisps: ah, i see :P
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And he went to sleep, because pogoing all day got him tired.
(Two) Koryn wisps that she continues poking Sleffie, for kicks.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Third day, this was a good day.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Pay attention to this third day.
(Two) Pob wisps: surely that would be for pokes, not for kicks.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Third day, he stumbled upon some other world.
(Two) Koryn wisps: Can't get pokes out of a Sleffie.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: "What luck!" he thought, some other god created this world, now I don't have to do it and can play on my pogo stick.
(Two) Ruakh wisps that he laughs at Pob.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: So he whipped out the old batch of Sleffie's he had created earlier, but all died.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And placed them all on this NEW world he had found.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Only they were dead.
(Two) Pob wisps: probably whipped them too hard.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: So they rotted.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: But no matter, because he made some NEW ones too.
(Two) Beale wisps: Sleffertiliser.
(Two) Tock wisps: Didn't that smell quite badly?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And they arrived on the world and said: "Woah.. this smells"
(Two) Ruakh wisps: ooh... five bandits...
(Two) Ruakh wisps that he drools all over the channel
(Two) Sleffie wisps: So they complained at Sleffgod, to clean up the mess.
(Two) Cheronica wisps that she hands sleffgod a broom
(Two) Sleffie wisps: But he wouldn't do it, something about them eating a Sleffapple or something.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And he whined and whined about how they had to do stuff for themselves.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And finally he gave them a pogostick too.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: So they were all happy.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: THE END!
(Two) Cheronica wisps that she thanks sleffie
(Two) Ruakh wisps: wait! i missed... all of that! tell it again! :P
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Now get to sleep so your mother and I can get back to the HOT SLEFFIE LURVING