*Submitted by Sleffie* :-)
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: Hlep hlep!
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: I'm without a family :(
(Priests) Yalpf wisps: Why? : /
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: Who wants to adopt me! :D
(Priests) Yalpf wisps: Aww.
(Priests) Yalpf wisps: Here, let me marry you.
(Priests) PThag wisps: Noo.
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: Okay!
(Priests) PThag wisps: You promised me!
(Priests) Kissaki wisps: you're _that_ easy?
(Priests) Yalpf wisps: No I didn't.
(Priests) PThag wisps: Not you, HIM
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: Hey, Yalpf,. YOu don't have a last name.
(Priests) Yalpf wisps: Who are you talking to? :P
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: Neither do you, Pthag.
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: Neither do you, Kissaki!
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: Who do I have to marry to get a last name here? :(
(Priests) Kissaki wisps: i wasn't offering!
(Priests) Yalpf wisps: you can join my family without having a name. :)
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: You don't -have- a family! :P
(Priests) Yalpf wisps: that's becuase nobody will marry me!
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: Do you have the monies?
(Priests) PThag wisps: I will!
(Priests) Yalpf wisps that he marries Sleffinique anyway, against his will.
(Priests) PThag wisps: But then I don't have a surname.
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: I need a surname, not a husband or wife!
(Priests) Thalasso wisps: my surname is overly exclusive
(Priests) Yalpf wisps: Oh. :(
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: But I'll take a husband or wife if they come with a surname.
(Priests) Yalpf wisps: Will you marry me anyway?
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: We need a surname for a relationship, I think?
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: Hello Thalasso!
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: My, what a nice relic you have.
(Priests) Thalasso wisps: Check the finger info for the family
(Priests) Valkyr wisps: My family is exclusive.
(Priests) PThag wisps: He just wants you for your surname.
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: I could wear a flat cap?
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: That'll make me old.
(Priests) PThag wisps: Um. am I old enough to join?
(Priests) Thalasso wisps: Yes Pthag, you are.
(Priests) PThag wisps: Noted.
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: Alright, who -WILL- have me then?
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: I feel so naked.
(Priests) PThag wisps: Put a dressing gown on.
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: And I'm too poor to start my own, because I only resurrect.
(Priests) Kissaki wisps: am I old anough?
(Priests) Yalpf wisps: You just don't awnt me.
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: I will!
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: But you don't come with a surname!
(Priests) Yalpf wisps: If we're sharing a room we MUST be married. We'd be LIVING in SIN otherwise.
(Priests) Yalpf wisps that he nodnods.
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: Hmm.. good point
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: Come to the Drum then.
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: Who has the marry command?
(Priests) Yalpf wisps: Pthag does! :P
(Priests) PThag wisps: Yes, I do.
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: PThag! here sexy man!
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: Wait!
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: I know!
(Priests) Yalpf wisps: No, don't wait!
(Priests) PThag wisps: It is a pity we both can't marry you.
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: Let's go to Lords&Ladies and I'll marry you BOTH! :D
(Priests) Yalpf wisps: Lords&Ladies?
(Priests) Yalpf wisps: I don't want to share. :'(
(Priests) PThag wisps: I don't mind!
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: But I've got,.. like two boobs and all.
(Priests) Yalpf wisps: Point.
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: You could both have one.
(Priests) PThag wisps: You... do?
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: Well, Sleffinique does.
(Priests) Yalpf wisps: Prosthetic.
(Priests) PThag wisps: *cringes*
(Priests) PThag wisps: EWWWW
(Priests) Kissaki wisps: what about the other bits?
(Priests) PThag wisps: Bah, Yalpf can have you.
(Priests) Sleffinique wisps: Come marry us then.The north end of Short Street outside the Mended Drum [e,w,s,n].

Miss AyaMikuko, Furtive Spontiff, Mostly Kissaki, Dalwyn and Genesis D'Cynic (hiding) are standing here.
A maze of twisty corridors appears in front of you.  Suddenly High Priest PThag steps out of it and the corridors disappear as quickly as they appeared.
PThag licks you.
Holy Yalpf arrives from the south.

> High Priest PThag says: Dearly beloved...
The north end of Short Street outside the Mended Drum [e,w,s,n].
Holy Yalpf, Brother Humboldt, Grimshag, High Priest PThag, Miss AyaMikuko, Furtive Spontiff, Mostly Kissaki, Dalwyn and Genesis D'Cynic (hiding) are standing here.
Furtive Spontiff leaves east.
Holy Yalpf puts down a set of prayer beads from his left hand.
Holy Yalpf holds a black steel greatsword in his left hand and right hand.
Holy Yalpf drops the battered iron sword.
You look around.
Holy Yalpf buries a battered iron sword deep within the ground.
You say: Well,..
You say: Beloved enough, anyway
High Priest PThag says: We are gathered here today to celebrate the blessed joining together of the delightful Sleffinique and the delicious Yalpf.
You tweak Holy Yalpf's bottom.
High Priest PThag asks: Yalpf, do you take Sister Sleffinique as your beloved... wife, I think?
You exclaim to Dalwyn: DON'T RUIN MY WEDDING!
> Dalwyn cowers sleffie.
High Priest PThag pokes Holy Yalpf.
(Priests) Kissaki wisps: answer!
Holy Yalpf says: Yes, I do.
Yalpf cuddles you.
You notice Dalwyn nearby.
Dalwyn asks: Ooh, a wedding! Can I kill the groom?
Holy Yalpf says: Yeah, don't get Sleffinique angry.
You exclaim: NO!
You exclaim: MINE!
Holy Yalpf says: No. :'(
Holy Yalpf says: It'd make me cry.

High Priest PThag asks: And you, Sleffinique, I presume you also wish to be wed to this delightful boy?
You say: Yes, I want him.
You notice someone nearby.
Someone says: Okay :(
Holy Yalpf says: Do I detect a note of sarcasm? :p
Holy Yalpf asks: On both parts?
High Priest PThag says: No. Just jealousy.
GweEdO arrives from the north.
GweEdO cheers enthusiastically.
High Priest PThag loudly says: By the power vested in me by Our Lord Sandelfon, who art mighty indeed before all men and... women, I suspect.
High Priest PThag says: I pronounce you...
Holy Yalpf says: No, he's not.
Holy Yalpf says: he SUCKS.
High Priest PThag exclaims: MAN AND WOMANISH!
You exclaim: Jay!
Holy Yalpf cheers enthusiastically.
Dalwyn applauds wholeheartedly.
You exclaim to Holy Yalpf: You've gotta get us a surname now, bub!
GweEdO cheers enthusiastically.
Grimshag says: Can someone take me to BI, so I can deliver this parcel. Please :)
High Priest PThag says: Hmm.
You say to Grimshag: Don't ruin my WEDDING with your QUEST parcel please! :((
High Priest PThag says: You may now indulge in carnal acts with each other for the gratification of each other and the audience.
Holy Yalpf says: Wonderful.
Dalwyn covers his eyes.
High Priest PThag says: Of course, you always could, but now Sandelfon approves.
Mostly Kissaki prostrates himself and shouts praise to Pishe, the Goddess of Slight Showers.
You say: Let me get wet
Dalwyn rolls around on the floor laughing.
It seems easier to perform splash because you are near holy ground, however this is somewhat negated by the fact that you can barely feel the presence of Pishe.
> You speak the prayer of saturation.
GweEdO shudders.
You ask Pishe to grant you water.
A wave of water washes up and drenches you thoroughly.
Squelch.
You say: There we go
Grimshag leers at you.
You say to Holy Yalpf: C'mere you
Yalpf stares at you.
You say to High Priest PThag: And you too, if you want.
GweEdO gives Holy Yalpf a deep and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...
Holy Yalpf grins.
You feel warmed anew by Yalpf's love.
You remove a pair of elegant white suede gloves with silver trimming so you can wear a wedding ring.
You wear a pair of elegant white suede gloves with silver trimming.
High Priest PThag says: Joy.
You kiss Holy Yalpf.
You kiss High Priest PThag.
You exclaim: Now, give me money for a surname!
Holy Yalpf exclaims: Mwhahaa, I'm afraid you have married a POOR soul!
Mostly Kissaki says: cool, first wedding i attended :)
Holy Yalpf gives some Ankh-Morpork dollars to you.
You exclaim to Holy Yalpf: DAMN YOU!
Holy Yalpf says: I probably have a few more in my bank... :P
You say: Ooh, that's more than I had