(Wizards) Shippay wisps: Sugendran, they didn't get your memo.
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: The one about Fruitcakes on Golden Sow needed blorples?
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: No, the one about cheese, and it being misguided?
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: I think that was Caviar's memo
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: Cheese? Misguided!?
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: That's what they tell me, TGGM.
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: From my own High Priest! I shall demand an explanation!
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: Heh. Looks like the illusions you cast on your followers are wearing off.
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: Illusions? There are no illusions. In fact, my church actively combats brainwashing.
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: Liar. You're subliminally brainwashing us right now.
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: By re-programming?
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: No, by constant denial.
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: Do you have a chapel in Agatea?
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: It's been proven that subliminal brainwashing is less effective than just telling someone something.
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: Of course not, Sugendran, it doesn't exist.
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: I saw a picture of you in Agatea, it was in the Green Slab
(Wizards) Gnoklu wisps: TGGM is an omniblinkered deity
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: I'm sure They wouldn't just publish anything you know
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: It can't have been, I've never been there, seeing as it doesn't exist.
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: What's omniblinkered mean?
(Wizards) Gnoklu wisps: blind to everything real :)
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: Ah, well I'm not then,
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: I am, in fact, omniscient.
(Wizards) Gnoklu wisps: Sug, if we kidnapped TGGM and brought him here do you think he'd cease to exist?
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: One can only hope
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: Kidnap me? Pfeh, mere mortals such as yourselves would have no chance.
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps that he mutters about people mis-quoting him on their pages
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: Misquoting? Me?
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: I don't remember saying half that stuff..
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: I heard TGGM once quoted Pinkfish as saying "I H8 u all, DEI!!!!!!".
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: My dear sir, I never misquote.
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: Lies, Shippay!
(Wizards) Copernicus wisps: ROFL!
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: No sir. I heard it with my own two eyes.
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: hehe.. "You steal 2 Agatean Empire rhinu from the jittery pickpocket." "The jittery pickpocket exclaims: Thief!!! Thief!!!!!! Someone just stole your purse!"
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: Bah, you seek to destroy my reputation! I'll have none of it!
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: I heard TGGM once bought a pair of knockers to hang on his door.
(Wizards) TGGM wisps that he has never hung anything on his door.
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: From the snuggle bunnies he lives next door to?
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: No, he bought UBERSEX from them, Suggy.
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: Ahh.. I see
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: Just what I heard though.
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: Hey! I didn't know their guildhouse was next door when I moved in!
Copernicus rolls around on the floor laughing at you.
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: So why did you try and dig a tunnel into their basement?
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: You thought there was a cheese factory next door?
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: And why did you have that extra window put in?
(Wizards) Copernicus wisps: hee hee, this is more entertaining that idling :)
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: Dig a tunnel? Me? But that would require quite a bit of effort. I'm far too lazy for that.
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: You know the one looking into the bedroom
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: You just kept casting Memories of a Vicious Chicken into the floor, hoping it would tunnel through.
(Wizards) Copernicus wisps that he watches reputations rise and fall like something that rises and falls alot..
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: y house has only one window, and it's on the top floor and faces the street!
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: Copernicus, the sun, or the tide, perhaps?
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: Yes, the street which the snuggle bunnies played on
(Wizards) Copernicus wisps: ah, yes those wossnames
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: Bunnies playing in the street. What a novel concept.
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: An obvious lie, I haven't had MVC since my student days.
(Wizards) Copernicus wisps that he pops another dried frog pill behind his back
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: You're still in your student days, TGGM.
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: So you used sizemic erruptions then, TGGM?
(Wizards) RaZe wisps: MVC?
(Wizards) Shippay wisps that he towers over TGGM like something that towers fairly high.
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: I assure you I'm a fully qualified wizard, Shippay, of the Fourth level no less!
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: They were eruptions of a different variety, Suggy.
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps that he nods wisely
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: Seizmic eruptions? I've never caused eruptions of any kind, especially not in my own house!
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: So you went to their house instead?
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: Or was it in the backyard?
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: I tell you I never went to that house.
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: But I digress.
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: Cheese.
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: And they didn't have a backyard.
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: So you have been there
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: Er, at least, they _probably_ didn't have a back yard...
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps that he beams
(Wizards) Copernicus wisps: ROFL!
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: You play in their backyards, TGGM? That's dirty.
(Wizards) Shippay wisps that he jiggles.
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: Listen, I have never, and will never have anything to do with the Snugglebunnies.
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: Other than live next-door to their guild house.
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: Oh, you're into the Snugglebears?
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: (for those of you who have just joined, "refer snuggle bunnies")
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: I no absolutely nothing of these so-called "snugglebears"!
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: Thats "know" not "no", TGGM.
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: Typo.
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: And you mean 'I love the Snugglebears" not 'I no...!'.
(Wizards) RaZe wisps: interesting.... >:)
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: So, we've narrowed it down to "TGGM is a snugglebear" have we?
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: I don't love any bunnies, snuggle or otherwise!
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: So you prefer sheep?
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: Or bears.
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: But you don't deny your affection towards the snuggle bears?
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: Or sheep.
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: There's the denial.
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: Goats?
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: Llamas? Emus? Camels?
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: Certainly not goats.
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: Little white mice?
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: Llamas, emus, camels and mice are right out!
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: The blind kind, Suggy.
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: I imagine the mice would come to nibble on your cheese
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: How about the occasional Peahen?
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: Hah! Not my cheese. It's protected by my divine power.
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: No! No animals at all!
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: You prefer cheese with holes in it then?
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: Cocktail wieners then?
(Wizards) Gnoklu wisps: Time for bed, happy animal snuggling one and all
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: Cocktail wieners with cheese?
(Wizards) TGGM wisps: I'll admit, I do enjoy the occasional cocktail wiener...
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: Aha! TGGM likes wieners!
(Wizards) TGGM wisps that he mutters.
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: Walked into that one like Wile E. into painted tunnel, ya did.
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps that he nods wisely
(Wizards) Copernicus wisps: omg, Shippay you're crackin me up!.