(one) Sweetcorn wisps: How come it said I died for the last time?
(one) Runty wisps: shh the dead should sleep
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: When I didn't get killed, and I also have 6 lives left
(one) Runty wisps that he closes Sweetcorn's eyes
(one) Louisiana wisps that she cries
(one) Runty wisps: poor sweetcorn
(Wizards) Athame wisps: sometimes I really really love the illusion spell *watches the sweetcorn saga begin*
(one) Runty wisps: i hope his friends and family are coping ok
(one) Pthag wisps: When are we going to go in his house and divvy up his personal effects?
(one) Runty wisps: bagsy his money!
(one) Pthag wisps: If he's got a nice chest of drawers, I want them.
(one) Runty wisps: he's getting burried in them to save funeral costs
(one) Pthag wisps: Like hell he is.
(one) Pthag wisps: I'll pay for a cheap cardboard box if I can have those drawers.
(one) Athame wisps: ive got a box for you puthyg!
(one) Pthag wisps: It's for Sweetcorn, not me.
(one) Louisiana wisps: You're putting him in a box?
(one) Athame wisps: i can fill it full of sweetcorns death scrolls :)
(one) Louisiana wisps that she hasn't been following the conversation
(one) Runty wisps: sweetcorn's dead
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: No, i'm not
(one) Runty wisps: so we're dividing up his stuff
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: i have six lives left
(one) Runty wisps: yes you are, your just in denial
(one) Whippet wisps: You're just in denial, Sweetcorn
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: THAT'S A LIE!
(one) Whippet wisps: ack, slow typing.
(one) Athame wisps: but didnt it say you died for the last time?
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: I AM NOT DEAD
(one) Pthag wisps: You're just the psychic imprint.
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: yes, it was A BUG
(one) Pthag wisps: The actual Sweetcorn is dead, long dead now.
(one) Pthag wisps: *rifles through the chest of drawers*
(one) Runty wisps: i hear tremors from the spirit world
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: I AM ALIVE, COS I HAVE A TALKER
(one) Whippet wisps: Move towards the light...
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: SO STOP BEING DICKS
(one) Runty wisps: they seem to be talking about talkers
(one) TGGM wisps: Ghosts can have talkers.
(one) Pthag wisps: Hey look, Genuan pornography.
(one) Imogen wisps: It's a joke, joyce.
(one) TGGM wisps: If they could have club badges, I might consider spending all my time dead.
(one) Mellandrin wisps: Sweetcorn, watch your language please.
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: I am not dead
(one) Runty wisps: i think we need an exorcist
Pthag stares at you.
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: Full stop
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: So tell cat poo to shut up
(one) Dargo wisps: dont kid yourself...
You ask Pthag: What?
Pthag tells you: I suggest you see the psyckatricist. Wanting to be dead can be a sign of depression.
You tell Pthag: It'd just be for tax porpoises of course. ;-)
Pthag tells you: Yeah, but Vetinari is thinking of introducing a spectral tax.
You tell Pthag: Curses. My plan lies in ruins. :-(
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: I am not dead, by the way
(one) Snark wisps: Pity.
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: Hello?
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: Right, whoever kepps making death appear had better cut it out
(one) Pthag wisps: You *are* dead.
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: No i'm not. Mellandrin says so
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: She looked at the logs, and i didn't die
(one) TGGM wisps: Pfeh, what do liaison know. ;-P
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: She is also a senior creator
(one) TGGM wisps: Senior creator? Probably gone a bit funny in the head then. Most of them have.
(one) Reime wisps: Good job you didn't die, never nice loosing a life:-(
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: Tell her that, in fact you just did, cos her talker is on
(one) DcDhol wisps: If you die, you lose the most important thing in your life. :D
(one) GorgonJim wisps: your dignity?
(one) Snark wisps: Your pants.
(one) GorgonJim wisps: your honour?
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: You're integrity
(one) Imogen wisps: NO, your tazo collection.
(one) DcDhol wisps: no..
(one) GorgonJim wisps: yeah, goood point snark
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: You're life?
(one) GorgonJim wisps: your heartbeat?
(one) GorgonJim wisps: I'm life?
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: Did i mention I'm not dead
(one) GorgonJim wisps that she is Life. He proceeds to run around animating spleens.
(one) TGGM wisps: Merely saying it does not make it so, Sweet.
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: are you male or female, gorganjim
(one) TGGM wisps: We all heard of your tragic passing, it can't be denied.
(one) Reime wisps: Why do you want poor Sweetcorn dead?
(one) GorgonJim wisps: yes.
(one) TGGM wisps: She's female, but thinks she's male, Sweet.
(one) Pthag wisps: Where you're going, Sweetcorn, sex is not an important thing.
(one) GorgonJim wisps: to sweetcorn
(one) DcDhol wisps: would you eat living sweet corn, Reime?
(one) GorgonJim wisps: yes.
(one) GorgonJim wisps: im a man stuck in a character's body!
(one) TGGM wisps: We don't want it, Reime, we merely accept that it is so.
(one) Alluric wisps: where do you think ghost bunnies come from?
(one) Whippet wisps: We don't want him dead. We're just trying to encourage him to accept it.
(one) GorgonJim wisps: no, i want him dead.
(one) GorgonJim wisps: (no offence)(
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: I am not dead.
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: Offence taken
(one) GorgonJim wisps: oh the disappointment
(one) DcDhol wisps: him and his brother, Toby, or Todd or Timmy
(one) GorgonJim wisps: why be offended when you can, um, not take offence?
(one) Snark wisps: T-shop on Filigree
(one) Reime wisps: Mmmmm sweet corn...so tasty.
(one) Sanosuke wisps: sweetcorn isnt tastie!
(one) Athame wisps: oooh he's dead again
(one) TGGM wisps: Look, Sweet, this constant denial isn't healthy. Just accept it and move on to whatever afterlife awaits. You're just delaying the inevitable.
(one) Sanosuke wisps: and i cant spell
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: I'm not dead
(one) Athame wisps: it just said you were though
(one) Pthag wisps: Sweetcorn, what do you understand by death?
(one) Sweetcorn wisps: For pete's sake, I'M NOT DEAD
(one) GorgonJim wisps that she explodes in a multicolour monochromatic polysyllabic rainbow.
(one) Snark wisps: Don't bring Pete into this.
(one) GorgonJim wisps: bye all
(one) Alluric wisps: are you sure?
(one) Zomac wisps: sweetcorn, its time to move on
(one) Snark wisps: You have climbed up the curtain and joined the Choir Invisible.
(one) Louisiana wisps: Go into the LIGHT.
(one) Alluric wisps: It can creep up on people, like shock
(one) GorgonJim wisps: acceptance is the first step to rehabilitation
(one) TGGM wisps: Why do you have so much trouble accepting this, Sweet? It happens to us all, you know.
(one) Snark wisps: you are pushing up the daisies.
(one) Snark wisps: You are no more.
(one) DcDhol wisps: folks, he is gone
(one) Alluric wisps: climbed up the curtain, what is he a cat?
(one) GorgonJim wisps: like rocky and bullwinkle!
(one) Snark wisps: You have shuffled off this mortal coil.
(one) Athame wisps: he'd dead dave, all dead
(one) Snark wisps: You are a dead Sweetcorn.
(one) GorgonJim wisps: like a bad bedspring!
(one) Imogen wisps: You are an ex-sweetcorn.
Sweetcorn last logged off 48 seconds ago.
(one) DcDhol wisps: he's literally gone, he logged off.
(one) GorgonJim wisps: like a corpse of sweetcorn!
(one) Imogen wisps: hehe.
(one) GorgonJim wisps: and now i will too.
(one) Imogen wisps: He's DEAD!
(one) GorgonJim wisps: bye.
(one) Alluric wisps: can we keep talking about his death?
(one) Zomac wisps that he laughs
(one) Athame wisps: oh, by the way, anybody want scrolls of 'sweetcorn has died for the last time, all mourn his passing' before I forget it :D