*Just after a crash*
(one) RUTB wisps: I was just destructed by tggm, anyone know why?
(one) Otaku wisps: Because he doesn't like you RUTB
(one) TGGM wisps: Because I am all-powerful, RUTB.
(one) Fraze wisps: TGGM is a meanie
(one) RUTB wisps: so I'm just a random target of your almighty power or did I do something to piss you off?
(one) TGGM wisps: I'm omnipotent, RUTB, do I need a reason?
(one) Otaku wisps that she brown noses TGGM
(one) TGGM wisps: I accept sacrifices of Ankh-Morpork currency, firstborn children and souls, Otaku.
(one) Otaku wisps that she grins
(one) RUTB wisps: wow, you know everything but you still feel the need to answer my questions with questions
(one) TGGM wisps: It was rhetorical, RUTB. Meaning that it was a statement phrased as a question.
(one) RUTB wisps: so how exactly did you become omnipotent?
(one) TGGM wisps: Well, I simply demonstrated my incredible brilliance to the trustees, and they spontaneously decided to grant me omnipotency.
(one) RUTB wisps: the trustees?
(one) TGGM wisps: You know, the people who run the MUD.
(one) RUTB wisps: I see
(one) TGGM wisps: Are you accusing me of lying, RUTB?
(one) TGGM wisps: Need I remind you that I'm omnipotent?
(one) RUTB wisps: did I say that?
(one) RUTB wisps: you should know shouldn't you?
(one) TGGM wisps: I didn't say I was omniscient, RUTB.
(one) Llearch wisps: Hey, he said omnipotent, not omniscient, RUTB. :-)
(one) Llearch wisps: Not even omnipresent, so he's not omni^3, either.
(one) RUTB wisps: won would think if you were all powerfull you'd be able to make yourself all knowing, but apparently not
(one) TGGM wisps: I'm only omnipotent within the Disc, obviously, RUTB. I can't read your mind.
(one) RUTB wisps: oh good, then I can go back to cursing you in my head for booting me
(one) August wisps: How'd you manage that, TGGM? =)
(one) TGGM wisps: Well, you've told me about it now, RUTB, so I may just do it again!
(one) TGGM wisps: As I said, August, the trustees recognised my sheer brilliance and granted me omnipotency.
(one) RUTB wisps: I now have two bags of jewels:D
(one) RUTB wisps: well, jewellery
(one) TGGM wisps: So, when can I expect to recieve these in the mail, RUTB?
(one) RUTB wisps: when hell becomes a tropical resort.....give or take a few days
(one) TGGM wisps: What, you're not sufficiently cowed by my random display of power?
(one) Llearch wisps: Not at present, no.
(one) RUTB wisps: I'm cowering alot, but I know that giving you two bags of jewellery won't stop you, so I'd prefer to cower with my shiny things
(one) TGGM wisps: Ooh, nice reasoning, RUTB. ;-)
(one) August wisps: I haven't given TGGM any jewels, and I get booted all the time!
(one) TGGM wisps: So naturally you'll be sending me some jewels and seeing how that turns out, August?
(one) August wisps: I'd prefer to settle for a less whimsical solution.
(one) August wisps: TGGM, who is your current high priest?
(one) TGGM wisps: Oh, I gave up them. Mortals are so unreliable.
(one) RUTB wisps: tggm, if you're immortal, what does it say when you type score verbose?
(one) August wisps: So I guess I won't be getting married in your name then?
(one) Otaku wisps: It says he has died 0 times and has infinity life left!
(one) TGGM wisps: Nah, I leave the ceremonies to the lesser gods.
(one) August wisps: Heh. I'm guessing TGGM needs not burden himself with such things as Mortal Skills =)
(one) TGGM wisps: Well, I can set my skills, lives and so forth to anything I like, naturally.