(One) Tharrick wisps: 'Tharrick is not known in the Discworld pantheon.' BAH
(One) Tharrick wisps: i need more worshippers!
(One) Senovit wisps that he runs off to create worshipping alts.
(One) AkuYume wisps: I will Worship you!!!....for a price of caorse
(One) KalterFrosch wisps: Denounce faith, worship tharrick
(One) Tharrick wisps: woo!
(One) Tharrick wisps: the price is the power that you are granted
(One) Senovit wisps: I'll stop worshipping you unless you give me some cool rits :D.
(One) Tharrick wisps: I gave you cool rits
(One) KalterFrosch wisps: I'll worship you if I only have to supplicate once.
(One) AkuYume wisps: ummm...how much it that agin?
(One) AkuYume wisps: lol
(One) Tharrick wisps: you only have to supplicate once. After that, every NPC you kill is as a prayer to my ears
(One) KalterFrosch wisps: hot diggety!
(One) AkuYume wisps: You bein serious?
(One) Tharrick wisps: I award these rits to the faithful! provoke mass violence, greater annoyance, and cause serious pain
(One) KalterFrosch wisps: Hey fish! you suck! why can't you be more like tharrick?
(One) Tharrick wisps: oh yeah, serious as serious is
(One) Senovit wisps: Yes! I like that last one about pain.
(One) Aion wisps: man, why can't supplication actually be like that? = (
(One) KalterFrosch wisps: because if it was, people would change gods every 5 seconds.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Worship me and I will sacrifice a tiny portion of myself to myself in a symbolic but highly ineffectual show of fellow-feeling. Then people can kill each other for two thousand years in my name.
(One) AkuYume wisps: Wow,.....but sorry I was just kiddin and worship no man ;)
(One) Aion wisps: but supplication takes sooooooo long.
(One) KalterFrosch wisps: that's because the gods like pain and suffering.
(One) Tharrick wisps: yes we d
(One) Tharrick wisps: do
(One) Tharrick wisps: we also hate smartarses who point out our typoes, btw :P
(One) KalterFrosch wisps: especially therrick.
(One) Tharrick wisps: all DW gods love pain and suffering
(One) Senovit wisps: What about... um... nvm.
(One) Tharrick wisps: pishe so totally gets off on it
(One) Tharrick wisps: ever wondered why pishites hang around hospitals?
(One) Senovit wisps: They love seeing dead people.
(One) Tharrick wisps: less chat, more worshipping me!
(One) Mio wisps that she throws fruit at Tharrick
(One) Tharrick wisps: mm, fruit
(One) Tharrick wisps: the great god Tharrick thanks you for your gift of fruit
(One) Mio wisps that she hides the bottle of poison
(One) Tharrick wisps: now to give the fruit to my loyal followers
(One) Senovit wisps that he waits for some delicious fruit.
(One) Mio wisps: Tharrick has a big butt!
(One) Senovit wisps that he worships Tharrick some more.
(One) Mio wisps: neeener neeener neeeeeener
(One) Senovit wisps: Of course he does, he's a god, he has a big everything!
(One) Tharrick wisps that he gives fruit to Senovit
(One) Senovit wisps: Whoo fruit.
(One) Tharrick wisps: after magically removing the poison, of course
(One) Tharrick wisps: being a god, that is within my poer
(One) Tharrick wisps: typing properly, however, isn't :(
(One) Envy wisps that she peers
(One) Tharrick wisps that he dodges...oh wait..
(One) Mio wisps: What a useful social commentary Envy!
(One) Mio wisps: Thanks for your time
(One) Tharrick wisps: I found it useful!
(One) Tharrick wisps: it was annoying, therefore as a prayer to my ears
(One) Tharrick wisps: egomania aside, I think it's time for sleep
(One) Tharrick wisps: so I shall say 'nite, disc
(One) Aion wisps that he waves to the God of Fruits.
(One) Tharrick wisps: since when did I become god of fruits? I'm god of senseless violence and death!
(One) Tharrick wisps: AND fruit!
(One) Senovit wisps: Poisoned fruit!
(One) Tharrick wisps: yes!
(One) Tharrick wisps: poisoned fruit so that my worshippers can cause MORE death!
(One) Aion wisps that he waves to the God of Senseless Violence, Death, AND Fruits.
(One) Tharrick wisps: thank you!