(One) Tubby wisps: Ok, my first weird sober story has just occured...
(One) Shigaru wisps that he boggles
(One) Tubby wisps: Went on a stroll to go get some beeries.
(One) Writon wisps: Yes?
(One) Tubby wisps: I had walked 3/4 of 2 neighbourhood blocks when...
(One) Tubby wisps: I bump into a drunk old dude inna wheelchair.
(One) Shigaru wisps: Wow! Weird story man!
(One) Shigaru wisps: You! Walking!
(One) Shigaru wisps that he shuts up
(One) Writon wisps that he laughs.
(One) Tubby wisps: His name is Worm, and he wants me to push him to the Timsters house!
(One) Tubby wisps: He offered me a pack of cigarettes to do it.
(One) Shigaru wisps that he laughs
(One) Tubby wisps: I was feeling generous - so I told him to keep his cigarettes and that I'd do it for free.
(One) Shigaru wisps: Tubby's got dead for the day.
(One) Tubby wisps: So, I push him -
(One) Shigaru wisps: Pushed a drunk dude in a wheelchair.
(One) Tubby wisps: No footpath, so its in the grass.
(One) Tubby wisps: Uphill
(One) Tubby wisps: and the trip is indeed, 1.5 neighbourhood blocks.
(One) Tubby wisps: The entire trip, he was playing with a cigarette lighter and telling me he had the lighter, just no smokes to smoke.
(One) Tubby wisps: and that me and him were quitting smoking today!!
(One) Tubby wisps: And then he asked my name 6 times.
(One) Tubby wisps: 2/6 times I changed my name, yet he didnt notice.
(One) Patcher wisps that he laughs.
(One) Tubby wisps: and he sang a song "Old Black River, something something something"
(One) Shigaru wisps: Mayhaps you're actually very drunk as you type.
(One) Tubby wisps: Now, we get to the house that "looks a little bit like the TIMSTERS!"
(One) Tubby wisps: we ask some dude out the front if its timsters house, the dude doesnt know, we go to the house that the dude doesnt live in (its a flat block) and we knock on the door.
(One) Tubby wisps: I begin to ask the lady for the man and he goes "WHERES TIMSTER?!"
(One) Tubby wisps: Im thinkin "Oh crap - he gonna stab somebody..."
(One) Tubby wisps: Then she replies "WORMY?!" and the whole embrace thing occurs, she asks him if hes here for the wedding.
(One) Elmineldra wisps: anyone heard of somewhere called STAB IN THE BACK?
(One) Tubby wisps: QUIET! IM TELLING A STORY!
(One) Shigaru wisps that he shushes Elmineldra
(One) Tubby wisps: So, I have to pull wormy up the 3 steps to the house - never done this in a wheelchair before, but apparantly the secret to NOT dropiing someone out of a wheelchair, is to pull it on a 45' angle...
(One) Tubby wisps: (Learn something new everyday...)
(One) Elmineldra wisps: sigh
(One) Tubby wisps: After nearly losing Wormy, I get him into the house, get offered a beer, get offered a cigarette, get offered a bong - refusing all, I reply "Best be going - wanna catch the bottleshop before it closes"
(One) Tubby wisps: after being told I was the best man in the entire world 4 times by Wormy, I leave, get to the bottleshop...2 minutes too late, they've closed.
(One) Shigaru wisps: You fool Tubby, you could've punched billy's with someone called Wormy.
(One) Tubby wisps: I will now personally abuse and steal the wheelchairs of every disabled person until I feel that my night of being drunk is returned to me...
(One) Writon wisps: What a strange story..
(One) Tubby wisps: I am now at home, with no alcohol, sore feet and the knowledge that a drunken wheelchair dude can drink from 6am til 10pm without falling over.