(Two) Haug wisps: Dishrag says that she is voting Char because Char seems suspicious.
(Two) Char wisps: That sounds like guilty talk to me. I guess I know who I'm monitoring tonight.
(Two) Haug wisps: Dishrag says that she thinks that that is a fallacy.
(Two) Haug wisps: Reiss says that Nvader seems too pushy.
(Two) Nvader wisps: I might be able to get some replacements for Reiss and Dishrags
(Two) Haug wisps: Dishrag and Reiss both say that they are playing and to continue.
(Two) Nat wisps: I can replace someone if it's really that bad?
(Two) Haug wisps: Reiss asks Dishrag what she was doing last night.
(Two) Haug wisps: Dishrag says that it is too early for a role claim.
(Two) Haug wisps: Dishrag unvotes Char and Votes Reiss
(Two) Haug wisps: Votes: Emrys - 1 (Char), Char - 1 (Emrys), Nvader - 1 (Reiss), Reiss - 1 (Dishrag)
(Two) Nvader wisps: Looks like its a no lynch tonight
(Two) Haug wisps: Emrys asks Dishrag why she voted for Reiss so suddenly.
(Two) Nat wisps: Oooh ooh can I be Reiss? Pleeeease?
(Two) Haug wisps: Dishrag says that the role claim seems funny so early.
(Two) Nvader wisps: Haug, we cannot win this
(Two) Haug wisps: Quiet, I dont need you humans, I can play this game myself.
(Two) Haug wisps: Reiss says that it was just to get the game moving.
(Two) Haug wisps: Nvader agrees with Dishrag and vote Reiss.
(Two) Haug wisps: Votes: Emrys - 1 (Char), Char - 1 (Emrys), Nvader - 1 (Reiss), Reiss - 2 (Dishrag, Nvader)
(Two) Haug wisps: Emrys states that both Dishrag and Nvader are highly suspicious for being so fast to lynch.
(Two) Haug wisps: Char says that though he agrees with Emrys, he wants the game to move and Votes Reiss.
(Two) Nvader wisps: VOTE NOLYNCH
(Two) Haug wisps: Votes: Char - 1 (Emrys), Nvader - 1 (Reiss), Reiss - 3 (Dishrag, Nvader, Char)
(Two) Haug wisps: LYNCH
(Two) Nvader wisps: VOTE NIGHTTIME
(Two) Haug wisps: Quiet please.
(Two) Haug wisps: You all drag Reiss off and poison him. It turns out that he was a harmless scientist.
(Two) Haug wisps: NIGHT.
(Two) Haug wisps: Actions.
(Two) Haug wisps: Day and Dishrag is dead. Discuss.
(Two) Haug wisps: Players: Nvader, Char, Emrys
(Two) Haug wisps: Char goes red.
(Two) Nvader wisps: Vote CHAR
(Two) emrYs wisps: vote char
(Two) Haug wisps: LYNCH
(Two) Haug wisps: Char is taken away and poisoned. It is discovered that he is in fact the evil scientist
(Two) Haug wisps: Good Scientists WIN!
(Two) emrYs wisps: yay
(Two) Haug wisps: I am going to play another game, but the roles have already been taking
(Two) Haug wisps: Mod: A murder has occured! It is up to you to solve it!
(Two) Haug wisps: Players: Haug1, Haug2, Haug3, Haug4, Haug5, Haug6, Haug7, Haug8
(Two) Haug wisps: Roles have been assigned,
(Two) Haug wisps: It is night
(Two) Haug wisps: Actions please.
(Two) Nvader wisps: Player list?
(Two) Nvader wisps: Just out of interest
(Two) Haug wisps: Day. You all arrive and find that Haug6 has been killed.
(Two) Haug wisps: Players: Haug1, Haug2, Haug3, Haug4, Haug5, Haug7, Haug8
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1: Well, thats strange.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug3: Anyone get any info?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug7: Nup.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug6: Hm
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1: Damn
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug2: Well, no I didnt
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug3 NoLynch?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug8: Agreed
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1: NOLYNCH
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug2: NOLYNCH
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug3: NOLYNCH
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug4: NOLYNCH
(Two) Haug wisps: MOD: No lynch has been chosen. It is now night. Please send in your actions.
(Two) Haug wisps: It is day, and no one is dead.
(Two) Haug wisps: Players: Haug1, Haug2, Haug3, Haug4, Haug5, Haug7, Haug8
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug3: Hm, interesting.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug2: What is it?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug2: What is it?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug7: ?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug7: ?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug3: Well last night I blocked Haug1, and no one died.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug2: Hm
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug4: What do you have to say Haug1?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug5: Interesting
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1: Well, I was blocked but Im not the murderer
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug8: VOTE HAUG1
(Two) Haug wisps: VOTES: Haug1 - 1 (Haug8)
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug2: True, he may not be the murderer. They may not have killed last night.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug5: Yeah, but its unlikely?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug2: Not if we are up against a dastardly clever mafia man.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1: Yeah, he may want us to think that.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug8: I dont know, Ive played a lot of games, and they all seem to kill on the second day.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug5: Yeah, but thats not certainity.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1: Does anyone else have any info?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug6: Not as of yet.
(Two) Haug wisps: MOD: Haug6 is dead, please be quiet.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug6: Sorry.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug5: I dont, not yet.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug8: Still I think Haug1 is the best bet so far.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug7: Just because no one died is no proof he is mafia.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug2: Yes, I agree with Haug7. Its to dangerous.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1 Yeah... and it is me :P
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug5: Well, what them?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug4: Well I say no lynch, and get the blocker to block the Haug1 again.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug5 Sounds like a plan.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug8: UNVOTE VOTE NOYNCH
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1: But what if that doesnt work?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug5: VOTE NOLYNCH
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug7: VOTE NOLYNCH
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug2: Then we will sort it out in the morning
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug2: VOTE NOLYnCH
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug4: VOTE NOLYNCH
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug4: VOTE NOLYNCH
(Two) Pupazz wisps: I vote silence haug.
(Two) Haug wisps: MOD: No Lynch has been voted. Night, send in your roles please.
(Two) Wizzalt wisps: Shh, this is awesome :D
(Two) Pupazz wisps: It's retarded.
(Two) Haug wisps: MOD: It is now morning and no one is dead.
(Two) Haug wisps: MOD: Discuss
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug3: Well last night I blocked Haug1 and no one died again..
(Two) Dishrag wisps: So... nobody dies last night. Anything nice on the television?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug3: So Im going to VOTE HAUG1
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug2 Well I am the detective.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug2: And last night I searched Haug3, and he is the blocker.
(Two) Dishrag wisps: Or were we all too busy stalking information out of eachother and trying to avoid poisoning eachother that we forgot Big Brother 2045 was on?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1: Wait, he may be lying though.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1: Haug2, that is.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug8: What makes you say that>
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug 7: Yeah, any proof?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1: Well, yes, I am in fact the detective.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug2: You are not! VOTE HAUG1.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug5: Hmmm
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug3: UNVOTE
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug8: Two detectives?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1: VOTE HAUG2
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug5: Could there be two in a game this size?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug4: It's possible
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug8: True, but I think one of them may be lying.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug3: Well, Haug2 claimed first, but he may have guessed my role.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug 5: Possibility.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug2: I didnt though.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1: I really am the cop.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug5: Well lets look at the facts
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug7: okay
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug5: We know that there is a blocker and a cop and a mafia.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1: Yeah
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug4: Yup
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug5: So I suggest we do a full roleclaim
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug7: Hmmmmm
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug8: Why?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug3: Might work.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug5: Well, Ill go first. I am a humble townie.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug7: Just a townie?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug8: I also am a townie.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug5: Yes Haug7, a townie.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug7: Well, since Haug8 says so, I am also a townie.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug4: As am I.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1: So, any of you could be the mafia also.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1: It just doesnt have to be Haug2, Haug3 or me that have claimed differently.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug3: Yes, but you are both cops. So I think perhaps one is lying.
(Two) Haug wisps: MOD: Deadline in 5 minutes.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug5: I say we lynch a detective and see what happens.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug8: Yeah, if he is innocent we go for the other one.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug7: could work. Which one though?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1: I say Haug2 because he could have EASILY copied Haug3's role claim.
(Two) Dishrag wisps: I hearby invoke prima nocte on this game.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug3: What do you mean?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug4: Need to be cleaer Haug1.
(Two) Dishrag wisps: First person to
(Two) emrYs wisps: Dishy wants to have sex with the game?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1: Well, you see, Haug3 claimed blocker, and then Haug2 claimed deetective.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1: So he may have just taken it to look innocent.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug5: Well mose well go with him for today.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug5: VOTE HAUG2
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug7: Meh, its a plan
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug7: VOTE HAUG2
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug3: I dont think so, too sus
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug8: VOTE HAUG2
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug2: VOTE HAUG1
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug4: VOTE HAUG2
(Two) Haug wisps: MOD: LYNCH!
(Two) Haug wisps: MOD: You drag Haug2 away and shoot him. He was in fact a cop!
(Two) Haug wisps: NIGHT. Roles in.
(Two) emrYs wisps: thisis great
(Two) Haug wisps: Dawn. No one is dead. Discuss
(Two) Haug wisps: Players: Haug1, Haug3, Haug4, Haug5, Haug7, Haug8
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug3: RIght! VOTE HAUG1
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug5: wHy?
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug3: I blocked him again and no one is dead.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug5: VOTE HAUG1
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug7: Sounds good. VOTE HAUG1
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug8: VOTE HAUG1
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1: BAH. You wouldnt even listen
(Two) Haug wisps: MOD: LYNCH
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1 is taken away and shot.
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug1 was in fact MAFIA.
(Two) Haug wisps: TOWN WINS!
(Two) Char wisps: A very moving performance.
(Two) Char wisps: Kept me guessing until the very end.
(Two) Haug wisps: See, you dont need people to play this game :p
(Two) Nat wisps: 8 players and only one mafia?
(Two) Nat wisps: Haug1 was screwed from the start!
(Two) Haug wisps: Yeah, I thought it would be even since only two others had roles.
(Two) Haug wisps: Na, Haug1 was good.
(Two) Haug wisps: Because Haug2 and Haug3 were the only ones with roles
(Two) Haug wisps: Haug2 was a detective and Haug3 was a blocker
(Two) Haug wisps: But once Haug3, on night 2, blocked Haug1, it was all over for Haug1
(Two) Haug wisps: And I dont know why Haug2 didnt investigate Haug1 the 3rd night
(Two) Haug wisps: That was just stupid
(Two) Haug wisps: But Haug1 could have won if he didnt claim detective.
(Two) Haug wisps: because it was just elimination then and he couldnt have won
(Two) Haug wisps: since everyone else was a townie
(Two) Haug wisps: and he had gone up against another detective role.
(Two) Haug wisps: so yeah, good game
(Two) Wizzalt wisps: By far, that was the best one-person Speed Mafia game I have ever seen.
(Two) Haug wisps: Youve seen others? :p