(Warriors - 11:20) Teebu wisps: Hey Unite, when your at bars, do you like to carry about a small business card with your up to date h-sword skill on it?
(Warriors - 11:20) Unite wisps: nope don't have one
(Warriors) Teebu wisps: You know, give it to the ladies, talk about future goals.
(Warriors - 11:21) Teebu wisps: "I aim for 500 by mid this year"
(Warriors - 11:21) Unite wisps: im half way there haha
(Warriors - 11:21) Teebu wisps: Is that what you tell the ladies?
(Warriors - 11:22) Unite wisps: i actually have 470 levels
(Warriors - 11:22) Teebu wisps: Your lying, you have no proof.
(Warriors - 11:22) Unite wisps: am i ?
(Warriors - 11:22) Teebu wisps: Yes, no proof.
(Warriors - 11:23) Unite wisps: yeah actually there is proof my dad and my brother
(Warriors - 11:23) Teebu wisps: Wenlee told me you're lying (thanks wall)
(Warriors - 11:23) Unite wisps: ffs
(Warriors - 11:23) Unite wisps: and who is wenlee?
(Warriors - 11:23) Teebu wisps: It's ok man, you don't need to lie to make friends.
(Warriors - 11:24) Unite wisps: i don't lie!
(Warriors - 11:24) Laria wisps that she refrains from pointing out the obvious flaw in Unite's last statement
(Warriors - 11:24) Unite wisps: oh come on you don't believe me?
(Warriors - 11:25) Teebu wisps: We can't man, it's just....we're not ready for that level of commitment. =/
(Warriors - 11:25) Unite wisps: oh man your in for a treat then! when i hit 550 levels
(Warriors - 11:26) Teebu wisps: Why, are you gonna flash me? oh please don't.
(Warriors - 11:26) Unite wisps: no im gonna impale you do death!
(Warriors - 11:26) Fiachra wisps: that would be hard to do as a NPK.
(Warriors - 11:26) Unite wisps: yeah not really
(Warriors - 11:26) Teebu wisps: All I'm saying is, chill out on the braging, if Spanka, wallsy, lanfear, chimara, rondros, kefka, ekko and many other good warriors on here kept saying their skills and so on, we would go blind. =\
(Warriors - 11:27) Unite wisps: ah huh
(Warriors - 11:27) Fiachra wisps: wallsy is a warrior? I thought he was an NPC..
(Warriors - 11:27) Unite wisps: im just another powerplayer just like them
(Warriors - 11:27) Wallsy wisps: Ha! I'm good now?
(Warriors - 11:27) Teebu wisps: Yeah wallsy...shouldn't have said that, he might move >.>
(Warriors - 11:27) Teebu wisps: Don't make me unite.
(Warriors - 11:28) Teebu wisps: I'll do it, I'll level h-sword and make you cry.
(Warriors - 11:28) Teebu wisps: Don't make me go def con 5
(Warriors - 11:28) Unite wisps: go ahead you have alot to catch up
(Warriors - 11:28) Fiachra wisps: why would you... it's heavy sword...
(Warriors - 11:28) Teebu wisps: Mate, 500 levels isn't a whole lot. Heavy sword is like margaret thatcher on a cold day, it's something you don't want to see.
(Warriors - 11:29) Unite wisps: what are you talking about... heavy sword is mad damage though
(Warriors - 11:29) Fiachra wisps: well its true..
(Warriors - 11:29) Laria wisps that she considered advancing fi.sp.mounted just to annoy Unite
(Warriors - 11:30) Unite wisps: dude you realise if i keep my stats were they are i'll prob be the deadist heavy sword user
(Warriors - 11:30) Teebu wisps: heavy-sword..... OMG WTF <-- current level and it will always be that. Yes dropping half a ship on a NPC is good damage, but the next hit has to come.
(Warriors - 11:30) Bashy wisps: heavy sword is good, and Unite is on his way to be the best heavy sword user!!
(Warriors - 11:30) Teebu wisps: Oh god. -.-
(Warriors - 11:31) Paradox wisps: short sword is where its at Unite. ;)
(Warriors - 11:31) Unite wisps: pshh
(Warriors - 11:31) Teebu wisps: Fo-shizzle.
(Warriors - 11:31) Unite wisps: yeah i know heavy sword rocks
(Warriors - 11:31) Fiachra wisps: come on people... you know that flails are the way to go.
(Warriors - 11:31) Unite wisps: wrong...
(Warriors - 11:31) Fiachra wisps: GO FLAILS!!!
(Warriors - 11:31) Paradox wisps: are bastard swords on the Disc?
(Warriors - 11:32) Unite wisps: there heavy sword should be sword
(Warriors - 11:32) Teebu wisps: Ok Unite, I chanllege you. I'll make a h-sword character and every day, once I have at least 1 better than you. I'm going to brag it just to you =)
(Warriors - 11:32) Bashy wisps: (Also, Kefka? :P)
(Warriors - 11:32) Unite wisps: how about no,
(Warriors - 11:32) Fiachra wisps: flails and blocking.. woo!
(Warriors - 11:33) Bartah wisps: teebu you shouldn't blame him for bragging. Imagine how tough it is to be so much better than all the rest
(Warriors - 11:33) Paradox wisps: lol, flails. :P
(Warriors - 11:33) Fiachra wisps: hey! I'll smite you with my flail buddy!
(Warriors - 11:33) Unite wisps: i tryed flail didn't like it,
(Warriors - 11:33) Teebu wisps: I know! wait. Lets wait till the arena comes Unite =)
(Warriors - 11:33) Fiachra wisps: s'right, smite, the secret command for flail users.
(Warriors - 11:33) Paradox wisps: lol, i know i know. :)
(Warriors - 11:33) Unite wisps: heavy sword is the way to go
(Warriors - 11:33) Paradox wisps that he laughs.
(Warriors - 11:33) Teebu wisps: Unite, we will duel in the arena. =)
(Warriors - 11:34) Bashy wisps: Heavy sword!!!
(Warriors - 11:34) Teebu wisps: I wana put my sword in your eye.
(Warriors - 11:34) Unite wisps: no, 1 because i don't have the bonus without gauntlets
(Warriors - 11:34) Fiachra wisps: lets all head over to the ctf
(Warriors - 11:34) Bashy wisps: and delude it to something original like hrm, sniper rifle.
(Warriors - 11:34) Unite wisps: you really wanna do that
(Warriors - 11:34) Bartah wisps: I'm coming!
(Warriors - 11:34) Teebu wisps: Your lying about your level/bonus any way unite.
(Warriors - 11:34) Unite wisps: actually im not!
(Warriors - 11:34) Lanfear wisps: Unite needs a lovah.
(Warriors - 11:34) Paradox wisps that he lets everyone know that Blackened Wakizashi's mean business.
(Warriors - 11:35) Fiachra wisps that he wonders if Lanfear is volunteering.
(Warriors - 11:35) Teebu wisps: Blackened katanas ftw =P
(Warriors - 11:35) Bartah wisps: anybody want to make a bet?
(Warriors - 11:35) Lanfear wisps: Where is BeckyFear when you need her?
(Warriors - 11:35) Teebu wisps: Ok, lanfear will duel you!
(Warriors - 11:35) Unite wisps: i don't lie about my skills
(Warriors - 11:35) Unite wisps: heavy-sword..... 470 453
(Warriors - 11:35) Teebu wisps: You do Unite, I know you do, you have no proof.
(Warriors - 11:35) parallax wisps: i do
(Warriors - 11:35) Fiachra wisps: I want to see unite Vs. Chim
(Warriors - 11:35) Teebu wisps: You just copied and pasted from another character.
(Warriors - 11:35) Unite wisps: did i know?
(Warriors - 11:35) Paradox wisps: did have b katanas but could not find sheathes. :(
(Warriors - 11:36) Teebu wisps: Now* and yes.
(Warriors - 11:36) Teebu wisps: Get moonstone belts and stuff Paradox =)
(Warriors - 11:36) Fiachra wisps: you can't use regular sheathes?
(Warriors - 11:36) Paradox wisps: thats suicide!!!
(Warriors - 11:36) Zerk wisps: Regular katana sheathes works nicely
(Warriors - 11:36) Paradox wisps: not for some reason?
(Warriors - 11:36) Wallsy wisps: You'd subject Becky to that, lanfear?
(Warriors - 11:36) Fiachra wisps: man. I think my ruby studded sword belt is bugged.
(Warriors - 11:36) Unite wisps: you actually wanna see my skills?
(Warriors - 11:36) Lanfear wisps: Don't you think it's the perfect match?
(Warriors - 11:36) Teebu wisps: No.
(Warriors - 11:36) Lanfear wisps: I do!
(Warriors - 11:37) Fiachra wisps: I can't seem to sheathe anything in it.
(Warriors - 11:37) Teebu wisps: Is it full fiachra
(Warriors - 11:37) Bartah wisps: so is teebu vs unite going to happen now?
(Warriors - 11:37) Unite wisps: wow i can't wait intill next thursday...
(Warriors - 11:37) Wallsy wisps: It seems a little cruel.
(Warriors - 11:37) Fiachra wisps that he must be the cres thinking I'm to uber again..
(Warriors - 11:37) Zerk wisps: I used a katana scabbard before I got my new pretty little ribboned katana scabbard, with a blackened that is
(Warriors - 11:37) Teebu wisps: If the arena is open. I'm willing.
(Warriors - 11:38) Teebu wisps: Get 2 sayas. I could probably get you 2.
(Warriors - 11:38) Bashy wisps: There are gauntlets in there.
(Warriors - 11:38) Teebu wisps: You don't get iron gauntlets.
(Warriors - 11:38) Bashy wisps: go go go!
(Warriors - 11:38) Teebu wisps: Oh what a cheeeetor.
(Warriors - 11:38) Paradox wisps that he wanders if Mrs. Lanfear and Unite are truely going to throw down...
(Warriors - 11:38) Unite wisps: then im not going...
(Warriors - 11:38) Teebu wisps: Ok, you can have your gaunltets.
(Warriors - 11:38) Unite wisps: forget it
(Warriors - 11:38) Unite wisps: no,
(Warriors - 11:38) Fiachra wisps: awwww. come on Lanfear...
(Warriors - 11:38) Fiachra wisps: please?
(Warriors - 11:39) Lanfear wisps: It just doesn't seem right :(
(Warriors - 11:39) Unite wisps: 1000 levels of heavy sword will be awesome..
(Warriors - 11:39) parallax wisps: like choking baby rabbits?
(Warriors - 11:39) Teebu wisps: Where's the area. Lets go, if I win you wont ever mention your h-sword on talker again, if you win you can talk about it like normal.
(Warriors - 11:39) Wallsy wisps: You just can't be bothered moving, can you?
(Warriors - 11:39) Ortian wisps: oO sword tm :D
(Warriors - 11:39) Paradox wisps: so therefor you and i'll never fight, i'll just continue learning ot.he and never have to worry. :)
(Warriors - 11:39) Lanfear wisps: I am moving!
(Warriors - 11:39) Kefka wisps that he :'(
(Warriors - 11:40) Teebu wisps: Is the arena around? =O
(Warriors - 11:40) Paradox wisps that he comforts kefka.
(Warriors - 11:40) Unite wisps: you know i was hitting groux with heavy sword
(Warriors - 11:41) Unite wisps: heavy-sword..... 470 441 your in for a treat
(Warriors - 11:41) Unite wisps: thats without my gauntlets btw
(Warriors - 11:41) parallax wisps: this is sweet. the mud warriors talker channel soap opera
(Warriors - 11:41) Paradox wisps: very nice Unite.
(Warriors - 11:41) Lanfear wisps that she swoons.
(Warriors - 11:41) Teebu wisps: I have 500 bonus in sword and 480 in parry and dodge, I should be right.
(Warriors - 11:41) Unite wisps: ah huh
(Warriors - 11:41) Lanfear wisps: So the duel is happening?
(Warriors - 11:41) Unite wisps: you know what i smell
(Warriors - 11:41) Lanfear wisps: CTF thingie?
(Warriors - 11:42) Teebu wisps: Hey lanfear can you be the girly girl that throws down the scarf? =)
(Warriors - 11:42) Teebu wisps: Yeah, where is the arena?
(Warriors - 11:42) Unite wisps: bullcrap!
(Warriors - 11:42) Bartah wisps: anybody wants to make a bet with me?
(Warriors - 11:42) Paradox wisps that he explains to you guys that you all are the reason that he is scared to become PK.
(Warriors - 11:42) Bashy wisps: Wow, Teebu!
(Warriors - 11:42) Fiachra wisps: don't be scared of pk!
(Warriors - 11:42) Paradox wisps: exactly. :)
(Warriors - 11:42) Bashy wisps: pk is pretty pants actually.
(Warriors - 11:43) Unite wisps: your not gonna get me into that arena
(Warriors - 11:43) Paradox wisps: not as much as i was because i found out pk deaths are not on reg. deaths.
(Warriors - 11:43) Unite wisps: not intill i have 700 bonus
(Warriors - 11:43) Teebu wisps: Omg what a sook. Unite you sook.
(Warriors - 11:43) Lanfear wisps: Put your money where your mouth is Unite.
(Warriors - 11:43) Unite wisps: i'll lose haha ok
(Warriors - 11:43) Fiachra wisps: it's not a real death in the ctf arena, unite.
(Warriors - 11:43) Wallsy wisps: You realise you don't actually die there, right?
(Warriors - 11:44) Paradox wisps that he he loves the tension.
(Warriors - 11:44) parallax wisps: jesus it's just one death if you lose
(Warriors - 11:44) Unite wisps: i know that
(Warriors - 11:44) Paradox wisps: i did not but thanks mate. :)
(Warriors - 11:44) Unite wisps: i don't wanna be ashamed of losing
(Warriors - 11:44) Unite wisps: sorry...
(Warriors - 11:44) Paradox wisps: laugh
(Warriors - 11:44) Bartah wisps: what, I missed it, is unite withdrawing?
(Warriors - 11:44) Bashy wisps that she :(
(Warriors - 11:44) Lanfear wisps: Yep :)
(Warriors - 11:44) Bartah wisps: ouch
(Warriors - 11:45) Bartah wisps: that's a blow to all of us heavy sword users
(Warriors - 11:45) Paradox wisps that he that he is going afk for a tic.
(Warriors - 11:45) Wallsy wisps: Unite, if you refuse the challenge then you lose anyway.
(Warriors - 11:45) Laria wisps: I quote "A proud soldier of the Ankh-Morpork Special Forces, Unite looks ready to take on anything..."
(Warriors - 11:45) Bartah wisps: lol Laria
(Warriors - 11:45) Fiachra wisps: heh
(Warriors - 11:45) Laria wisps: "...suggest that Unite is just looking for a fight"
(Warriors - 11:46) Bartah wisps: should say "carefully looking for the right fight"
(Warriors - 11:46) Unite wisps: ...
(Warriors - 11:46) Laria wisps: (refer Unite for anyone who is unsure)
(Warriors - 11:46) Unite wisps: ok fine i change my mind
(Warriors - 11:46) Kefka wisps: hang on Unite, ill make a newbie alt you can pick on
(Warriors - 11:46) Unite wisps: ITS ON
(Warriors - 11:47) Bartah wisps: woohoo
(Warriors - 11:47) Kefka wisps: (actually sad thing is, unit could no doubt beat me in a pure melee fight...)
(Warriors - 11:47) Fiachra wisps: sweet!
(Warriors - 11:47) Marqii wisps: Lanfear, you have to threaten his beloved city for him to take you on
(Warriors - 11:47) Lanfear wisps: Which city?
(Warriors - 11:47) Zerk wisps: Ankh-Morpork
(Warriors - 11:48) Bartah wisps: AM wmc
(Warriors - 11:48) Lanfear wisps: AM stinks :(
(Warriors - 11:48) Marqii wisps: he is a proud soldier of the Ankh-Morpork Special Forces
(Warriors - 11:48) Unite wisps: you know that description is old...
(Warriors - 11:48) Wallsy wisps: Well obviously.
(Warriors - 11:48) Unite wisps: gonna update it to gru
(Warriors - 11:49) Unite wisps: gru operative
(Warriors - 11:49) Wallsy wisps: The new one should read: Unite is a wussy girlyman.
(Warriors - 11:49) Lanfear wisps: (Warriors) Unite wisps: i'll lose haha ok
(Warriors - 11:49) Unite wisps: no it shouldn't cause im not a girl
(Warriors - 11:49) Bartah wisps: I'm here
(Warriors - 11:49) Lanfear wisps: You are a girly man
(Warriors - 11:49) Wallsy wisps: Not "girl", "girlyman".
(Warriors - 11:49) Marqii wisps: What's a gru?
(Warriors - 11:49) Unite wisps: just a sec my groupmate is coming too
(Warriors - 11:49) Fiachra wisps: so is there going to be a ctf fight?
(Warriors - 11:50) parallax wisps: i'm much too hairy to be a girl
(Warriors - 11:50) Lanfear wisps: I have a wizard who has a port there :)
(Warriors - 11:50) Fiachra wisps: at HoH?
(Warriors - 11:50) Unite wisps: i can't wait till berserk
(Warriors - 11:50) Wallsy wisps: Ooh, better idea! "Unite makes musketeers look manly."
(Warriors - 11:51) Lanfear wisps: No, we're in CWC. He is right with me though, we can come make a port at any time! :)
(Warriors - 11:51) Zerk wisps: Someone log that duel and put it on the web
(Warriors - 11:51) Unite wisps: how about no!
(Warriors - 11:52) Lanfear wisps: Girlyman :P
(Warriors - 11:52) Fiachra wisps: but I thought you said yes to the dual?
(Warriors - 11:52) Unite wisps: yeah i did but i said no about the log
(Warriors - 11:52) Fiachra wisps: but it could be an important historical document...
(Warriors - 11:53) Unite wisps: of me losing?
(Warriors - 11:53) Fiachra wisps: you might win.
(Warriors - 11:53) Wallsy wisps: You realise that this makes you wussier than Haug?
(Warriors - 11:53) Lanfear wisps: Why do you brag if you know you're crap?
(Warriors - 11:53) Zerk wisps: Wouldn't it be wonderful to have a log of just how wonderfully wonderful godly good heavy sword is?
(Warriors - 11:53) Unite wisps: i don't care about haug!
(Warriors - 11:54) Bartah wisps: this match is not just about unite vs teebu, it's about heavy sword vs other weapons
(Warriors - 11:54) Wallsy wisps: No one cares about Haug. And he's less of a girlyman than you. ;-P
(Warriors - 11:54) Fiachra wisps: I'm walking over to the ctf arena, anyone who wants to go with, meet me at the onion gate
(Warriors - 11:55) Unite wisps: lol go ahead and tell my dad that haha
(Warriors - 11:55) Wallsy wisps: ...
(Warriors - 11:55) Wallsy wisps: My dad could beat up your dad!
(Warriors - 11:56) Unite wisps: yeah you know after i get this guitar im not gonna be playing alot
(Warriors - 11:56) Unite wisps: guitar is way better anyways
(Warriors - 11:56) Fiachra wisps: so now you're putting down the disc?
(Warriors - 11:57) Unite wisps: for now yeah,.
(Warriors - 11:57) Unite wisps: ok were is this arena
(Warriors - 11:57) Fiachra wisps: south of AM
(Warriors - 11:58) Unite wisps: well im at the south gate
(Warriors - 11:58) Fiachra wisps: you want onion gate
(Warriors - 11:59) Unite wisps: of am if somone wants to get me
(Warriors - 11:59) Lanfear wisps: Who are you going to fight?
(Warriors - 11:59) Unite wisps: okie?
(Warriors - 12:00) Unite wisps: im gonna lose anyways cause heavy sword sucks
(Warriors - 12:00) Wallsy wisps: Quoted. :-)
(Warriors - 12:04) Unite wisps: just remember when i have 800 levels of heavy sword theres no chance beating me
(Warriors - 12:05) Lanfear wisps: Will you shut up til then? :)
(Warriors - 12:05) Unite wisps: maybe./
(Warriors - 12:05) Fiachra wisps: so how effective is using dodge and parry as opposed to just parry
(Warriors - 12:06) Lanfear wisps: You should dude.. Your bonus is really not good enough to mention as much as you do.
(Warriors - 12:06) Unite wisps: but it will be
(Warriors - 12:06) Lanfear wisps: Ok, mention it when it is.
(Warriors - 12:06) Lanfear wisps: (if you really want to look like a prat)
(Warriors - 12:07) Unite wisps: lol you have no clue what my bonus will be at 800 levels do you?
(Warriors - 12:07) Wallsy wisps: Nor do we care.
(Warriors - 12:07) Unite wisps: 670
(Warriors - 12:08) Lanfear wisps: I have something at 800, sure.. probably around the same.
(Warriors - 12:09) Unite wisps: and you also should know im gonna be as strong as my brother too
(Warriors - 12:09) Lanfear wisps: Omg :P
(Warriors - 12:09) Lanfear wisps: I give up :P
(Warriors - 12:09) Unite wisps: tatics bonus at 800 457 bonus
(Warriors - 12:10) Unite wisps: you see this char is just for heavy sword only
(Warriors - 12:11) Saist wisps: so ?
(Warriors - 12:12) Fiachra wisps: okay. so who is going to fight unite?
(Warriors - 12:12) Unite wisps: you all are
(Warriors - 12:12) Fiachra wisps: okay
(Warriors - 12:13) Unite wisps: were are you teebu?
(Warriors - 12:13) Zerk wisps: offline
(Warriors - 12:13) Unite wisps: figures...
(Warriors - 12:14) Unite wisps: bock bock!
(Warriors - 12:14) Paradox wisps: so who's dueling?
(Warriors - 12:14) Marqii wisps: I didn't see you exactly rushing to the arena
(Warriors - 12:14) Unite wisps: im already there..
(Warriors - 12:14) Fiachra wisps: unite is at the ctf arena now
(Warriors - 12:14) Paradox wisps: i was out side...
(Warriors - 12:15) Paradox wisps: is he fighting?
(Warriors - 12:15) Unite wisps: yep
(Warriors - 12:15) Fiachra wisps: teams are so far Unite Vs. Me,Swish and mugsie
(Warriors - 12:15) Paradox wisps that he Says Wooooo, and wants to watch..
(Warriors - 12:15) Paradox wisps: with who Unite?
(Warriors - 12:19) parallax wisps: did i miss the fight?