(Two) Maelin wisps: Every big clicky director in Holy Wood has his personal yes-man whose job it is to follow him around saying, "Yes, CB," and "Right, CB," and so on.
(Two) Seirou wisps: I thought everybody else in hw have those too.
(Two) Maelin wisps: Well, one day one of these yes-men got depressed.
(Two) Maelin wisps: So depressed, in fact, that he simply couldn't function any more.
(Two) Maelin wisps: So he visited the local witch and asked her if she could help him.
(Two) Maelin wisps: "Oh, wotcher dearie, lawks, I know what yer problem is." she crooned. "You've got too many pent up negative emotions. You need to find an outlet for them; you just have to learn to say 'No.'"
(Two) Maelin wisps: He was distraught. "But if I say, 'No,' then I'll be fired!" he cried.
(Two) Maelin wisps: "Oh, lawks, dearie, I don't mean on the job," she said. "Wotcher. On the weekend you ought to get a taxi on down to the Ramptops and head up to the cliffs. FInd a nice little ledge on the side of the cliffs, and you can stand there yelling, 'No,' to your heart's content and no-one will be any the wiser."
(Two) Ruakh wisps: go do it Maelin!
(Two) Maelin wisps: He pondered on this and it sounded like a good idea. So that weekend he headed on to the Ramtops and found a nice big ledge on the side. He stood there and said, very timidly, "No."
(Two) Maelin wisps: It felt wonderful! So he tried it again, a bit more confident this time. "No!"
(Two) Maelin wisps: It felt GREAT. Soon he was standing there shouting, "NO! NO! NO!" at the top of his lungs and having a brilliant time.
(Two) Maelin wisps: The next Monday he was back in Holy Wood, on the job, doing it better than ever.
(Two) Maelin wisps: Well, eventually word got out about this to the other yes-men of Holy Wood and before you could work out what Y.M.R.C.I.G.B.S stands for, the Ramtops were full of yes-men every weekend, standing on the ledges and screaming NO into the valleys.
(Two) Zorphon wisps: Is this one of those really long jokes with a lame punchline?
(Two) Maelin wisps: No.
(Two) Maelin wisps: Anyway, one day a new yes-man came to Holy Wood and he too felt the need for such an outlet of negative feelings.
(Two) Maelin wisps: So he travelled on down to the Ramtops that weekend but try as he might he couldn't find a suitable ledge anywhere.
(Two) Maelin wisps: He searched high and low, from Bad Ass to Slice and back again, to no avail.
(Two) Maelin wisps: He was just about to give up and go home when he spotted a ledge that had been overlooked by all the other yes-men because it was so small.
(Two) Maelin wisps: He wandered over and stood on it. It was pretty narrow, but it would do.
(Two) Maelin wisps: So he said, in a very quiet voice, "No."
(Two) Maelin wisps: It felt fantastic!
(Two) Maelin wisps: He tried it again. "No!"
(Two) Maelin wisps: Brilliant!
(Two) Maelin wisps: So he took a deep breath and wound up and screamed, "NO!!" as loud as he could, and in doing so he lost his balance and fell to his death in the ravine.
(Two) Seirou wisps: Hooray!
(Two) Maelin wisps: Which just goes to show, really, that a little no-ledge can be a dangerous thing.
(Two) Seirou wisps: OHOHOHOHO!
(Two) Tahlula wisps: ...
(Two) Maelin wisps that he bows.
(Two) Manos wisps that he screams and tries to batters Maelin to death with his prayer beads.
(Two) Bojangles wisps that he claps halfheartedly.
(Two) Zorphon wisps: Maelin - remember when I asked you whether or not this was one of those really long jokes with a lame punchline?
(Two) Manos wisps: That was one of the worst, most painfully drawn out puns I have ever had the misfortune to come across.
(Two) Maelin wisps: Oh, really, Manos? I should tell you my Conductor joke then,
(Two) Manos wisps that he considers starting a death-to-lame-jokers club.
(Two) Zorphon wisps: NO!