(Two) Sleffie wisps: Reix, we should start a band.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: We've got the YOW!
(Two) Reix wisps: totally 8E
(Two) Reix wisps: the YOW is where it's AT
(Two) DeX wisps: Can I help with the YOw?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: We'll be the.. Naked Lawnmowers Bike Riding Nuns!
(Two) Sleffie wisps: FROM HELL!
(Two) Sleffie wisps: YOW!
(Two) Reix wisps: no man...
(Two) Sleffie wisps that he :[
(Two) Reix wisps: the ZOMBIE naked lawnmowers bike riding nuns from HELL
(Two) Reix wisps: oh yeah :P
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Ahh yes, sorry.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: My mistake.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: RAWK on!
(Two) PurseGrabber wisps: Shouldn't you throw in the word 'whore' somewhere int here?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: . . .
(Two) Sleffie wisps: GAG HIM!
(Two) Reix wisps: That's just silly
(Two) Reix wisps: really now e_e
(Two) Reix wisps: this is SERIOUS
(Two) Reix wisps that he :P
(Two) PurseGrabber wisps: Tcha.. i'm sorry
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Leave it to people like him to spoil our bandname.
(Two) Reix wisps: totally
(Two) Sleffie wisps: How are people supposed to take us seriously if we add that word.
(Two) Reix wisps: we're ARTISTS man
(Two) PurseGrabber wisps: They dont?
(Two) PurseGrabber wisps: Beatnick Slef, and Beatnick Reix are scaring me..
(Two) Sleffie wisps: "Zombie Naked Lawnmower Riding Nuns from HELL" sounds good too.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Then the Nuns'd be riding the lawnmowers.
(Two) Reix wisps: which makes it like, twice as cool
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Definately(Two) DeX wisps: Stick 'Revenge of the' on the front. Thats just my opinion, though.
(Two) Reix wisps: that'd be the album title
(Two) Sleffie wisps: What are we, a sequal?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: I thought our first album was going to be "Bride of the ..."
(Two) DeX wisps: Pretty much. Thinking of the music you'd make is like...Simon and Garfunkel mark 2
(Two) PurseGrabber wisps: You could have mowers riding over Jack Black..
(Two) Reix wisps that he :P
(Two) Reix wisps: simon and garfunkel mark 2 on speed with a MONKEY perhaps
(Two) Reix wisps: and a MIDGET drummer
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And lawnmowers in the background.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: We need Go Go Girls that mow lawns too.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And a big hairy roadie.
(Two) Reix wisps: totally
(Two) PurseGrabber wisps: Go to target.
(Two) DeX wisps: Monkey on a unicycle wearing a top hat and waving a flag?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Big hairy roadies are a must.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: We can beat him up in our videos.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: With lawnmowers.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Violence always sells.
(Two) Reix wisps: who's been a roadie for like 20 years and tells stories
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Then again, so does sex.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: So we'll be beating up a hairy roadie with lawnmowers, while having mad sex0r with Go Go Nuns
(Two) PurseGrabber wisps: have sex with the big hairy roadie..?
(Two) Reix wisps: TOTALLY
(Two) Sleffie wisps: RAWK ON!
(Two) Reix wisps: Pffft, PG
(Two) Reix wisps: you just don't GET it man
(Two) Reix wisps that he :P
(Two) Sleffie wisps: What are you, communist?
(Two) DeX wisps: Sometimes, you two make me afraid....
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Do you listen to Britney Spears?
(Two) PurseGrabber wisps: Well.. I am Chinese...
(Two) PurseGrabber wisps: So yes
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Oh there we have it.
(Two) Reix wisps: You TOTALLY have the hanson greatest hits CD
(Two) PurseGrabber wisps: If I did.. I'd stabby you to death with the 2 broken shards..
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Dude, you try to rock.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: But you just don't have the lawnmower it takes.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Go home and cry or something.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: We've got Go Go Nuns waiting.(Two) Goleniec wisps that he wants some Go Go Nuns...
(Two) DeX wisps that he wants Go Go Reix. Possibly in action figure form...
(Two) Reix wisps: I dunno about go go reix
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Maybe Reix the CRUSHINATOR
(Two) Reix wisps: I'm digging MULLET reix :P
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Ahh.. knock out stuff.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: I'll be Smelly Hippy Sleff then.
(Two) DeX wisps: Mullet sounds eerily attractive...
(Two) Reix wisps: score :P
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Also, you play the drums with your teeth.
(Two) Reix wisps: mullet reix comes with miniature case of natural ice :P
(Two) Reix wisps: Totally
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Like.. the national anthem on the drums, with your teeth.
(Two) DeX wisps: Which national anthem?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: While having sex with a Go Go Nun and beating up the hairy roadie.
(Two) Reix wisps: ALL of them. Simeltaneously.
(Two) DeX wisps: I always liked the french best. For the tune, that is.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: ROCK ON!
(Two) Reix wisps: damn right :P(Two) Sleffie wisps: Yo Dex.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Want to be a groupie?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Practise your panties throwing skills.
(Two) Reix wisps: snicker :P
(Two) DeX wisps: Depends. Do i get to sleep with both of you or just one?
(Two) DeX wisps: And do I get a choice, if it is only one?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Who said anything about sleeping with us?
(Two) Sleffie wisps: You're just supposed to throw the panties, so that the GIRLS do so too.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And we'll have teh GURLS in our room.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Together with the Go go Nuns.
(Two) DeX wisps: I dont get to shag you?
(Two) Reix wisps: totally
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And you can hang out with PG
(Two) Reix wisps: yeah, you get to sleep with PG :P
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And cry yourself asleep like him.
(Two) Reix wisps: cuz if you don't, who will? :P(Two) DeX wisps: Dude, I dont want to! Make Reix's mom do it, she has no standards....
(Two) Reix wisps: hey, there's a difference between having no standards, and only charging a quarter :P
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Zombie Naked Lawnmower riding Nuns from Hell rock YOW! socks...
(Two) Reix wisps: be fair :P
(Two) Reix wisps: YOW
(Two) DeX wisps: WOY
(Two) Reix wisps: ...Yeah, you're totally stuck with PG :P
(Two) DeX wisps: Hah. If you plan it backwards its like a message from Satan!
(Two) Reix wisps: It's totally not
(Two) Reix wisps: we're not THAT kinda band
(Two) DeX wisps: You're not led zeppelin?
(Two) Reix wisps: if you play our music backward you get a message from CHONG
(Two) Sleffie wisps: Also, we sing songs about promoting the true religion.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: The ZOMBIE BIKERS religion
(Two) DeX wisps: Really? When I did it, it sounded kind of like "Die Jel Die"
(Two) Reix wisps: Because ZOMBIE BIKERS kick ass.
(Two) Sleffie wisps: And ZOMBIE BIKERS'll kick your ass, DeX.