(Two) Aikanaro wisps: Once there was a man with a nice jacket, tie, shirt and trousers. But when he went to put it on, he found a mutant fly wearing it instead! Knowing that the fly could be killed by immersion in liquid, the man cried, 'Water, water! There's a fly in my suit!'
(Two) jhn wisps: Warrax doesn't need cutting wit. If I tried to talk back to him, he'd fire me.
(Two) Warrax wisps: You're all fired.
(Two) jhn wisps: See what I mean? One innocent comment and now I'm destitute. Cast out into the street, bereft of kith and kin, abandoned by the only place that I had ever truly called home.. I gave so many years of my life to the Slab, poured my very soul into it. And now I am discarded like yesterday's news...
(Two) TGGM wisps: Yesterday's news isn't discarded! It'll be in next months paper! ;-P
Jhn wisps: If a tree falls in the vacuum of intergalactic space, does it make a sound?
TGGM wisps: No.
Insanity wisps: Yes
Raffaello wisps: Sometimes
Jhn wisps: Everything I say is wrong!
Jhn wisps: So, since there are no trees in intergalactic space, they all make noises when they fall over!!
(Wizards) Garian wisps that he laughs. "Don't you hate it when your fingers develope muscle-memory and go on typing against your will?"
Dij wisps: hiya floks!
Jeremiah wisps: typo! That should be flocks!
Grendel wisps: i bought a cd today for $20.82 at Big W, and then went to a CD store and saw the same CD for $20!!
Maelin wisps: Ripped!
Terrify wisps: I like pussys, esp when they chase balls.
(Two) Storm wisps that he blows bubbles.
(Two) Storm wisps: aww hell, there is a char called bubbles :P
(Two) GlennRidge wisps: Yes, i was about to make reference to the fact that Micheal Jackson will be jealous :P
Lucky wisps: wooooohooooooooooooooo! 1337 HPS!
Shabree wisps: I am turning off the channel. I feel rather insulted
Shabree wisps: and, I will have a pic in the hall of shame after I come back
Maelin wisps: Nekkid? *hopeful*
Eros wisps: Well, you don't have *nearly* enough sex with us, Shabree, of course we are frustrated!
Pthag wisps: The thumb is for spaces only! Progressors will be transicuted.
Maelin wisps: I sometimes get / instead of ?, but that's because I release Shift too early.
Eros wisps: That's ok, Maelin, premature release happens to lots of guys.
Tasslehoff wisps: -3 points.
ParaNOia wisps: Wow, a butt-sicle, that's a good one Tasslehoff:)
(Apex) Aifur wisps: i want a command coded to push stuff off of the ramtops.
(Apex) Aifur wisps: corpses, npcs, pks
(Apex) GlennRidge wisps: Radioactive waste, DDT, dioxins... :P
(Apex) Aifur wisps: nah, you dont want to carry that up to the ramtops in any case
(Apex) GlennRidge wisps: Push it through a portal :P
(Apex) Aifur wisps: good point.
(Apex) Aifur wisps: and then push the bloody wizard off when youre at it
Pthag wisps: They don't even need electricity. Downgraep Books!
Tubby wisps: Mr squiggle saw everything upside down because he was a pot head!
Tubby wisps: the pieces of the puzzle came together!
(Apex) GlennRidge wisps: How bout them hawgs?
(Melbournites) Suk looks at his planner and realises it is time for his annual bath
Maelin wisps that he drools at the teaser trailer for LotR: The Two Towers
Warrax wisps: That name is clearly meant to evoke imagery of sept 11, it must be changed!
Hagi wisps: Given I'm logged on from the Stonehouse MUDmeet... I'm supposed to kill Maelin and insult Terano...
Hagi wisps: I have problems doing this.
Hagi wisps: t maelin Zagor says fuck off cunt.
Hagi wisps: Commando: "There is distinctly something wrong with me being a girl."
Telemachus wisps: It's horrible to misinform noobies!
Warrax wisps: Don't worry Telemachus, no creators read the newspaper anyhow.
You tell LeEDa d'Licious: is it ok to ask about smashing coconuts on the talker?
LeEDa d'Licious tells you: if you ask in a vary vague way sure :)
You ask LeEDa d'Licious: extremely vague?
You tell LeEDa d'Licious: remember you said that ;)
Lady LeEDa d'Licious grins at you.
(Apex) Tubby wisps: im looking to smash something as hard as Spineshank's head...how do i go about doing that?
Lady LeEDa d'Licious laughs at you.
Chowmein wisps: What a pity Penguin isn't on. I feel an urge to CACTUS!
Chowmein wisps: not that I know what it means. I just feel like being a prick. Nothing unual there, though. :)
Anon wisps: I feel an urge to randomly stab someone with a large knife.
Anon wisps: An act for which Penguin is also a prime target!
Tubby wisps: "You fart. A Creator Collector Card appears in your inventory with a flash."
Skyhigh wisps: "You buy a copy of the Green Slab. A Creator Collector Card appears in your inventory with a flash." ?
"You scream "GAG!!1!" on the talker for the 42nd time. You feel proud of doing your part to keep the Disc quiet. A Creator Collector Card appears in your inventory with a flash."
Caviar Crumulent tells you: You may have noticed the small Jihad we are having with the Sandelfonites.
Caviar Crumulent tells you: It was all over (One). Mental approved of the Jihad and everything. I tried storming the Mended Drum and intimidating him, but he merely shielded me.
(Wizards) Aikanaro wisps: The best way to navigate L-Space is randomly tapping your keyboard every so often!
Warrax wisps: If that's a spoon, Maya ... what the hell is _this_ I've been calling a spoon?
Pthag wisps: Creators running the Disc?
Pthag wisps: This will never do.
Thirsha wisps: It's all a ruse. If asked when the disc will reopen, they will answer "Friday". It's all a plot, to create a seemy underworld where wombles abuse frogs, and nothing is as it seems.
(Wizards) Sekiri wisps: Don't fret, I call lots of people students :)
Aikanaro wisps: Where exactly will we all start on the 3rd?
Kaea wisps: In a SPECIAL room :)
LeEDa wisps: (with a cactus as your only companion)
(Warriors) Tubby wisps: DB, you even TRY to touch my genetilia and we see what happens...
(Two) Pupazz wisps: I want something that the very NAME makes people wet their pants in fear.
(Two) Pthag wisps: Becky.
(Two) NoOneYouKnow wisps: Soxy
(Two) Armourking wisps: Castration.
Aikanaro wisps: Maybe I'll go and watch a few long films to pass the time.
Runrabbit wisps: try "Eight Hours of a Man Sleeping " - thats exceedingly long
Anon wisps: Sorry Warrax, I took you off my allow because I decided to hate you.
Warrax wisps: Excellent.
(Wizards) Jalex wisps: Also to make not-Bacon, just make a meal that includes bacon as the main indrent, and take out all the bacon.
(Wizards) JackDaniels wisps: a good wizard can combine eating and sleeping with relative ease.
(Wizards) Elauna wisps: And this may be a personal quirk, but I prefer coffee without pork in it.
Aerk wisps: I met a homeless person eating napkins
(Apex) April wisps: It's nice and private in my.. passage. But it's always wet there. ;)
Elessar wisps: The creators are punishing us for not having built the Tower of Babel!
Elessar wisps: They separated our languages!
(newbie) FATY: will a gif pic run on Zmud v6.16?
Armourking wisps: "A jovial priestess is standing here. The corpse of a playful child is on the ground."
Kthala wisps: You kick the obedient child in the right foot.
Kthala wisps: Take that, you yesman
Armourking wisps: Yeschild?
Elessar Ookerton hits the officer of the Watch in the right foot with an uppercut.
(Melbournites) Cossack DeLaCroix: or a picture of me naked
(Melbournites) Cossack DeLaCroix: and label it britneynude.jpg
Anon wisps: My entire high-school education was at a single sex school.
Anon wisps: They are teh suk.
Anon wisps: I am searching for a context in which that comment doesn't sound stupid.
Nearby to the northwest, a town cryer shouts: Oh yay, oh yay. help! help! i am stuck in this towncrier body.. i wanted to be a LUMBERJACK
Pupazz wisps: Remember folks! Whinging is not only counterproductive, but it also makes you less attractive to the opposite sex.
Maya wisps: You might... fall down the stairs, and bang into a doorknob, and lose the will to live.
Maya wisps: And then get hit by a freak tornado.
DLsss wisps: teaching in brother davids :P
Ibblek wisps: Gosh, Lanfear, you've changed.
Maya wisps: Ethanol. A MAN'S drink.
Maya wisps: *gasps* Waitasec! Endless Street ISN'T ENDLESS!
Maya wisps: This is TOTAL FALSE ADVERTISING!
Maya wisps: I shall SUE!
Maya wisps: And while I think of it, Short Street isn't SHORT in the SLIGHTEST!
Jhn wisps: Walk down it and submit a bugrep for every room in the street.
Anon wisps: Please do not go around submitting lame bugreps :P
Ded wisps: Bug object leg;I appear to be lame!; I cannot walk!;Thx bye!!!;**;S
(Wizards) Sergei wisps: Hmmm. 'Your Worm Sword wiggles through empty air, and whacks you round the back of your head. but he dodges out of the way.'
The owner springs up from under the counter.
The owner equips a white short-sleeved cotton shirt, a pair of heavy cotton breeches and a white apron.
Grog Ablewhyte exclaims: Plenty of great food today!
There is nothing to buy here.
You read the sign:
Written: You do not recognise the language.
Bluius wisps that he thinks the Disc will go into a Great Depression from the bank failing
Nate wisps: Great depression? Where everyone walks around saying ':('?
Pupazz wisps: Thieves of the disc! I cry out to you, steal women's tops! Free the Nipples!
(Wizards) Viktor wisps: "(eye) You feel a burning sensation in your lungs"
(Two) Desparil wisps: Yesterday, I was on the bus traveling home from work. A man of Arabic appearance got off at the stop before mine and I noticed that he had left his bag behind. I grabbed the bag and ran after him, caught up with him and handed him back his bag.
(Two) Desparil wisps: He was extremely grateful to me and when he checked the contents of his bag I noticed what appeared to be large bundles of cash and white powder.
(Two) Desparil wisps: He looked round, made sure nobody was looking and whispered to me: "I can never repay your kindness sir, but I will try to with a word of advice for you and your friends: Tell everyone you care about to stay away from Adelaide."
(Two) Desparil wisps: I was terrified. "Is there going to be a terrorist attack?" I whispered.
(Two) Desparil wisps: "No, sir," he whispered back. "It's a shithole."
(Apex) GlennRidge wisps: Fools! .. The superior cocktail is the White Lady ... Methylated Spirit and Milk :P
Warrax wisps: Idea it! "perform holy circumcision on Maelin"
Warrax wisps: Tell me, Ded ... does the english resentment towards Australia stem from the feeling you should have left the convicts there and came out here yourself? :)
(newbie) Rahctset: Yee-hah! Killed by the newbie area training dummy. Is this a first?
Thirsha wisps: I can have you burned for heresy, you know, Warrax.
Warrax wisps: No you can't.
Warrax wisps: I'd fire you!
Warrax wisps: I can get the hang of this media baron business, you know.
Aikanaro wisps: Aaaagh! Somebody killed Mr Rendtnor!
Warrax wisps: I'll bet it was Fred Silver. He wants to take over the premises.
Cadfael says: i now have over 20 gallons of whiskey
You clap at Cadfael wholeheartedly.
Wombler exclaims: Egad! That's a whole ten minutes supply!
(Wizards) Nate wisps: It's been proven creators don't cause cancer.
Jhn wisps: Tch, Warrax, Warrax.. I thought you almost had a handle on things. The world revolves around _me_, and so, obviously, Auckland is in the North.
Ohara wisps: You're a Pole?
Jhn wisps: What will you give me to take Leeda off your hands?
Lupin wisps: Anyone lose a withered thingie?
(Two) TGGM wisps that he sings: She's so hiiiiiigh, high above me.
(Two) Storm wisps: like cleopatra, joan of arc or aphrodiety?
(Two) GlennRidge wisps: What about Shub-Niggurath?
(Wizards) Aikanaro wisps: Wow. This custom ring shop is impressive, if a little impressive.
Dij wisps: if you don't die of natural causes, does that mean you died of supernatural causes?
Kenn wisps: Xola, I think it's cats making cats. Last time I checked beastiality was illegal everywhere but NZ.
Maelin wisps: Zentrum for someone who was very worked up about your mother burning to death in an airplane-bestricken building you have a warped sense of humour when it comes to exploding hamsters.
PiKmIn wisps: that was not funny i was 4 years old and i went through 2 weks of theropy and i still cant sleep easyly
(Wizards) Ranma wisps: You've got w3Rd wrong again. I have very little hope for your gramma. Or your grampa either really.
Kenn wisps: That's why it blew up. It was built by illegal immigrants. :)
Srt wisps: evertying has a gravity well ;)
Kenn wisps: srt is that a bondage parlour?
PiKmIn wisps: i belive that when you die ur wormfood
Thirsha wisps: What if you die out in space?
Pthag wisps: No worms in space.
Warrax wisps: Pthag has no nose!
Thirsha wisps: How does he smell?
Pthag wisps: How do I smell?
Maelin wisps: Poor Pthag. There they are rubbing in your noselessness.
Pthag wisps: Three mudders walk into a bar. THUD THUD THUD.
Warrax wisps: Basically, if you can carry out a safe big enough to carry 12 million dollars, terrorists aren't a problem.
Kenn wisps: I kill every paper gril I find. So far none of them have been Warrax.
Maelin wisps: They should be suspended by their testicles over cookfires and slow-roasted!
Maelin wisps: Like Dogbolter was!
(Apex) Thirsha wisps: Alas for poor Warrax, I knew him well.
(Wizards) Aikanaro wisps: I'm sure the door in would work.
(Wizards) Avonlea wisps: Just the out part is broken.
Voices arrives from the east.
Augusta wisps: Being is good! Hooray for existence.
Glal wisps: does dinky still exsist?
Maelin wisps: I don't want to use them
Maelin wisps: I just want to make sure they suck
Aikanaro wisps: 'The poor beggar asks: Did you know GrandMaster said SEXY!! Everything about you Sooo, SEXY!!!?'
(Apex) Hagi wisps: We burn priests too? Oooh... how very modern!
Sokkard wisps: I hear Terano and Terano are a couple now.
Drakkos wisps: See, it's that kind of reasoned argument that makes you such a logical dynamo, Maelin.
Jeremiah wisps: So 50 years later there were no eye witnesses left?
Jeremiah wisps: No! i've been dragged into a silly argument!
(Apex) Shabree wisps: awwww, the lag just adds to the excitement
Terrify wisps: I like doggy pr0n in hot womble action :P
Chez wisps: don't we all?
Dungeon wisps: Don't tease me Terrify.
Terrify wisps: I like her. Shes bonny
HaLoJ wisps: bonny? I take it you are a pig farmer. Or perhaps from Suffolk?
Jhn wisps: Actually, I will be exploiting a bug to crash the MUD in three hours and twenty four mintes. HTH.
Jhn wisps: H0 h0 h0. The creators are all in the palm of my hand. They dance to my strings!
Nevvyn wisps: Let's get im lads!
Jhn wisps: Dance for me, Nevvyn!
Morgroth wisps: It's legal when it's funny as hell, DB :p
Dogbolter wisps: Yeah, that's my defence. Think Ceres will wear it?
Jeremiah wisps: Bad Doggie!
Jeremiah wisps: Right! Who thinks its fun to drive Dickens and Althea away from he pool eh? They don't like meeting strange people like Sandie! They get all upset.
Maya wisps: I thought Althea took Dickens back to her room for some "prayer".
Morgroth wisps: Is that what they call it these days....
Jeremiah wisps: You are very trying Mental.....ever thought of refreshing and becoming something mre useful? Like a mugger?
Emknaps wisps: not enough people choose to become buckets...
Sylph wisps: if ignorance is bliss, why are there so many depressed americans?
(Warriors) GlennRidge wisps: Who the hell'd marry you? :P
(Warriors) Tubby wisps: your sister Glenn :)
(Warriors) GlennRidge wisps: What sisters?
(Warriors) Tubby wisps: ...oh crap
Jeremiah wisps: Mental's idea of a foreign adventure is the general shop on Filigree!
(Witches) Jelena wisps: It's a pity that fruitbats don't talk.
(Witches) Taepha wisps: Yes. I can just imagine their horrible high voices. 'Food! Food, you crone! Give me FOOD! Foodfoodfood!'
(Melbournites) Tubby Kanubbii: I thought u said windows 98 would be faster with more efficient access to the internet.
(Melbournites) Tubby Kanubbii: "it is faster, with over 5,000" *BANG*
(newbie) Dogbolter: The womble is female. Give her what she wants, she shuts up.
Warrax wisps: Get out of my universe, Maya!
Jeremiah wisps: raison d'etre - the need to be a currant
Maelin wisps: Drakkos, I have this vague inkling that you dislike me.
Terano wisps: Yes, we are trolling because we care.
Terano wisps: [we care about trolling!]
Maelin wisps: Ok, I am grateful that your bath was nice and warm and that you didn't want to get out
Dungeon wisps: I belive Maelin's a sex god...
Alluric wisps: hrm, oh i never try to prove anything to Maelin thats just silly
(Roleplayers) Telila: I'd like to cross-dress the expert witness now, please.