(Warriors) Lanfear wisps: Chipmunks are cute and cuddly!
(Warriors) Chimara wisps: Unlike Lanfe-
(Melbournites) Maelin: I have to do some crazy gardening shit in the morning but I'll see if I can get out of it and get a bit of a sleep to recover from the pub crawl.
(Melbournites) Cossack O'lalah: gardening?
(Melbournites) Maelin: Wait not gardening, helping someone move.
(Melbournites) Maelin: I dunno, I wasn't really paying attention.
(Melbournites) Cossack O'lalah: and people think i am bad.
(One) Pariah wisps: who makes up all these 'rules'?
(One) WasDrogan wisps: which rules specifically?
(One) Tique wisps: I AM THE LAW
(One) Tique wisps: (hth)
(One) Talven wisps: I remember a documentary about a guy whose penis went halfway down his thigh
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Sure, Talven. A documentary.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: That's absolutely what you were watching.
(One) Tique wisps: I have a 7-digit icq number
(One) Wallsy wisps that he has a 9-digit ICQ numebr. It's quite easy to remember though. 135999973.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I had an ICQ number. Can't remember it at all.
(One) Gravdal wisps: 95112883
(One) Aikanaro wisps: No, that's not it at all.
(One) Kyrnin wisps: I wish that I remembered my ICQ password for 107075
(One) Tique wisps: whoa
(One) Tique wisps: kyrnin wins
(One) Faceless wisps that he had a girlfriend with a 6 digit :(
(One) Myr wisps: Awwwwwww, how cute. A paperboy and a papergirl are standing here.
(One) Corine wisps: kill them
(One) Myr wisps: Of course. I just did.
(One) Myr wisps: That kind of depravity is not acceptable.
(One) Corine wisps: what depravity? they were just standing there
(One) Zare wisps: They were thinking about it.
(One) Siilaan wisps: It's not an adventure without Maelin.
(One) Siilaan wisps that he thinks we should just have a good and proper virgin sacrifice.
(One) Siilaan wisps: Does anyone know where Gnash is?
You remote to Lanfear: Wallsy Saves the Day dangles a sprig of mistletoe over you and puckers up for a kiss.
Lanfear exclaims to you: You can kiss my arse any day!
(One) MCZoot wisps: whazz hapnin' playaz
(One) Koryo wisps: And for English speakers?
(One) MCZoot wisps: "Salutations, how is everyone on this fine evening?"
(One) Pharm wisps: I feel a zit attack coming on
(One) MCZoot wisps: Oh Pharms on?
[MCZoot leaves Discworld -- GWA]
Bonophile tells Spontiff: Memorable Monkey Moments, part Umpteen: When I started doing the laundry I thought I still had at least one boxershort. It turned out to be a Spice Girls bellybutton shirt, which I am now wearing upside down because I only have 20 minutes left to get to an appointment in town. >_<
Bonophile tells Spontiff: The neck opening is conveniently placed, though. :D
(One) Wallsy wisps: How badly broken are wizards? Has their entire guild been sucked into a black hole, leaving them alone and friendless and unable to advance?
(One) Talven wisps: Yes. And on top of that, they're broken now too :(
(One) Tique wisps: I've never managed to get output-based tab completion working in tf
(One) Gravdal wisps: it's pretty dreamy in mushclient
(One) Yalpf wisps: "dreamy"?
(One) Yalpf wisps: I said on another internet forum that typing "The" in dvorak was "a joy". They all laughed at me.
(One) Yalpf wisps: I can't imagine what they would have done had I said it as "dreamy".
[Robotia has joined the Weapon Masters' Court in the Warriors' Guild]
(Warriors) Myoko wisps: ehehe... "Domo arigato, Miss Robotio
[02:46] Joe "MCDappa" Morgan: anyway i've got to head off but we'll talk soon because you look good dressed as a pink cat (Y)
(One) emRYs wisps: you know what annoys me?
(One) Geraden wisps: everything?
(One) Eida wisps: Talker trolls?
(One) Fluey wisps: global warming!!!
(One) Gweedo wisps: i was just about to say "Wallsy", but Eida beat me to it.
(One) Siilaan wisps: LAME + frontend.
(One) Iatemycat wisps: What's lame?
(One) Siilaan wisps: Your mum.
(One) Ultimo wisps: my cat shoved my tongue in my mouth :(
(One) Ultimo wisps: her tongue in my mouth
(One) Vire wisps: No frenching the cat weirdo
(One) Iatemycat wisps: sexy
(One) Elspeth wisps: My dog does that to me all the time, Ultimo... I started doing it back, he didn't like that.
(One) Snaga wisps: will your songs be about heavy-sword levels you have attained?
(One) Taffyd wisps: "I swung my sword, the random number generated a number. Those numbers were 15153, 35, 1, 34690, 535, 99129, 0, 7860. I got a TM."
(One) Taffyd wisps: I'd give you a giant TM but I dunno where they are anymore
(One) Taffyd wisps: Plus, you know, fun is frowned upon these days. :p
[01:05] <Pete278> Mike Flores once played Tsabo's Decree naming Jews.
(One) Vire wisps: Awesome. Australian Idol, Sixty Minutes or Kath and Kim.
(One) Vire wisps: I think I might kill myself tonight after all
(One) Turvity wisps that it peers. Hello Kitty has a pet kitten. Isn't that... kind of like keeping a baby on a leash and calling it a pet?
(One) Maelin wisps: By which you mean, a fantastic idea?
(One) SeTo wisps: What do Royal Guards do in Sto-Lat now?
(One) Gweedo wisps: Air hostessing
(One) Sprynx wisps: They tapdance.
Chaste wisps: I would rather be ignorant than agree to putting radioactive waste under our soil.
(One) Maelin wisps: I'm not even going to begin to debate with you, Rig. You have clearly bought into the environmentalist ignorance and fearmongering to a degree that is impossible to revert. I'm afraid you are a lost cause and you will be braindead within six months.
(One) Maelin wisps: She's not my real dad.
(One) Siilaan wisps: Because I'm allergic to pointless nerdy monologues.
"Wallsy, you're brilliant." - Steve420
(One) Maelin wisps: Wallsy, I feel stupider just for having heard you say that.
(One) Terano wisps: I'm not sure you know what you're talking about Siilaan, so I'm going to disregard everything you say :P
(One) Abbi wisps: ok why am I walking into a wall when i try to get into the guild
(One) Thrym wisps: Take two steps to the left and try again.
(One) Abbi wisps: not funny
(One) Wallsy wisps: Actually, it was kind of funny.
(One) Cthulhu wisps: Yeah pretty much
(One) Aslo wisps: Yeah, I found myself chuckling inside, admittedly.
(Apex) Apostle wisps that he nerdsplodes.
(Apex) Apostle wisps: My calculator finally arrived.
(Apex) Coffeebreak wisps: The muliplication is no longer an impossible hurdle for you!
(Apex) Apostle wisps: Actually, with this thing, I'll never have to use my brain again!
The papergirl leaves north.
You shout: Spammy bastard!
The papergirl is rocked by the bloodcurdling warcry.
Lina Inverse tells you: For once in my life I actually love you Wallsy
(One) Maelin wisps: If I wanted pictures of kittens I'd just do a Google image search for absolutely any string whatsoever.
(One) Maelin wisps: Well, Poncho, how do you access the beliefs in another person?
(One) Taffyd wisps: axe.
(One) Presto wisps: up through the nostrils
(Apex) Coffeebreak wisps: You put the large tankard of Morporkian beer into Offler.
(One) Siilaan wisps: "The net dead statue of Aikanaro is standing here."
(One) Siilaan wisps: Dammit, I need a crayon now.
(One) Chaste wisps: sorry to spam one but i have earmuffs on and cant be bothered turning them off.
[10:57] Maelin: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/fancy_man_enjoys_tea
[10:57] Maelin: It's you!
[10:57] Wallsy: Well, I am rather fancy...
[11:01] Wallsy: But I don't drink my tea from a teacup, just a regular mug (albeit, one with horsies on).
[11:02] Maelin: Whatever, Princess Mathew.